Chapter 307: This Fish Is Poisonous
Seeing that the stupid big man no longer paid attention to himself, he actually began to squat on the ground, full of curiosity but clumsy to study the stones used to make fire, Zhang Yunxian really felt bad in his heart.
He quietly asked Shen Yi: "Is there a way to communicate with this stupid melon?"
"No way!" Shen Yi's answer was crisp and neat, and Zhang Yun wanted to die idlely.
I saw that the 'dumb melon' was intently holding the stone and looking at it for a while, and then he held a piece in each hand, as if clapping, and forcefully closed it in one place.
"Click!"
After a dull sound, Zhang Yunxian was stunned to see that the stones held by the giant in his two hands had shattered into a handful of stone slag in an instant......
"Yariguwa!" the giant slapped the residue in his hand on the grass with some annoyance, at this time, Zhang Yunxian didn't need any translation at all, and he could understand that he was scolding.
"Stupid!" Seeing this scene, Zhang Yunxian suddenly felt a sense of schadenfreude in his heart, but then he couldn't help but strongly despise himself, is it worth being so happy to see a fool's joke?
The giant drooped his head, glanced at the only two stones left on the ground, and glanced at the carp next to him with some difficulty, and his big eyes turned around a few times, and suddenly got up and picked up Zhang Yunxian by the waist, put it on his shoulder, and ran with great strides.
"Damn, what do you want to do?" Zhang Yunxian was startled, the giant's movements were quite skillful, and he didn't have time to react when he was so fast.
"Tie the strength, Gu Hei!" the giant muttered, and slapped Zhang Yunxian's ass hard, probably because he was struggling too much.
Zhang Yunxian felt bad all over the place, he had never been beaten by someone when he was so big, he didn't have Lao Tzu, the mothers in the orphanage were kind, and this was the first time he had encountered such an experience.
“…… This guy won't be ...... Perverted!" Zhang Yunxian felt a chill in his heart.
"Lao Tzu is a man! Just like you! Are you so blind? Can't you see it?" Whether the other party could understand it or not, he shouted at the top of his voice.
However, the giant quickly used his actual actions to make Zhang Yunxian understand his purpose.
"Poof!"
"Ahem...... Cough...... What do you mean? You still want to play water warfare?" Zhang Yunxian noticed that the giant had taken him with him and jumped into the lake where he had just caught the fish.
The giant didn't speak, and after throwing him in the water, he plunged headlong into the deeper lake, his body was too huge, and every movement splashed the boss's water, Zhang Yunxian's eyes were straight, and he seemed to understand what this stupid melon meant!
Is he going to catch fish?
Really!
When the giant poked his head out of the water again, a big red fish in his hand, and then saw him wave his big hand, Zhang Yunxian saw two red carp more than two feet long 'whoosh', swept over his head, and landed on the shore a hundred meters away in a blink of an eye.
This is not the end, the giant did not change his anger, and plunged down again, and when he floated up, there were two more ...... in his hand
In just a moment, more than a dozen oversized carps had already flown over Zhang Yunxian's head!
"Boom Mi Black Kia Gu!"
"Alright! Don't jump! I know what you mean!"
Seeing the giant happily surrounding the carp all over the ground, dancing with his hands, Zhang Yunxian said with a dark face.
"But it's okay! Don't rob it! One person at a time, take turns to ......."
Before Zhang Yun finished his words, the giant had already hugged the fish in his arms, turned his head and ran towards the fire.
"Damn!"
……
There were not many branches left, Zhang Yunxian returned to the foot of the mountain and folded some, the giant did the same, three times five divided by two, almost a tree was polished.
Okay, this IQ is hopeless! Zhang Yunxian sighed, secretly despising in his heart.
In the giant's mental strength, firemaking is obviously a very advanced technical work, and when Zhang Yun was busy, he squatted aside, staring at it without blinking, for fear that he would miss any steps.
It's a pity that Zhang Yunxian is also a half-ass, touching two stones, and knocking for a while without lighting a fire.
Later, he could deeply feel the mixed emotions of disappointment and disdain in the giant's eyes, damn, Lao Tzu was despised by fools again, he thought with a black line.
Finally, after trying it many times, the flame finally appeared!
Zhang Yunxian carefully used the only two tissues left in his pocket as a fire guide, and then put some tiny branches on it, as if guarding his son, nervously watching the flames finally rise little by little!
"Yay!" he clapped himself excitedly.
"Yay!" the giant was more excited than him, and slapped him directly in the face!
“…… What kind of expression is this?" Zhang Yunxian was a little stunned for a while, no! Lao Tzu wants to call back!
"Yay!" he slapped him backhanded, and the courtesy was still reciprocated!
"Yay!" Seeing that the giant was about to make another move, Zhang Yunxian was very clever to dodge.
"Sure enough, it's a pervert! How can a normal person slap each other when they celebrate?" "In his mind, the giant remnants have one more label, well, they are all a group of dead perverts!
The fire soon grew bigger, and Zhang Yunxian picked a few thick branches and set up a barbecue rack.
The giant still has a bit of brains, at least the fish he caught this time is twice as big as the one Zhang Yunxian caught just now.
After a brief cleanup, Zhang Yunxian put on four fish at a time and put them on the shelf to turn on the barbecue mode.
The fire is bigger, and the smoke is bigger.
When the smell of fish came out again, the giant looked at Zhang Yunxian's eyes, full of excitement and admiration.
"Here are two of yours!"
The giant was unceremonious, grabbed it, opened his mouth and swallowed it, the wind swept the clouds, and the momentum was like a rainbow!
"......" Zhang Yunxian really wanted to ask, don't you need to spit out thorns? Are you especially steel intestines and iron stomachs? How resistant is your mouth to burns?
"Yasengu?"
"What are you doing......?
Zhang Yunxian saw the giant wiping his mouth, and his big hand seemed to be pretending to track and position, and he grabbed the two fish in his hand that had not yet had time to eat, and he was immediately angry.
"Yasengu!"
The voice in the giant's mouth was like a command, like a plea.
Zhang Yunxian didn't bother to care what he meant, anyway, if he wanted to snatch the fish in his hand, he just couldn't!
"Lao Tzu gave you face, didn't he? It's not enough to grab it once, and you still come?" he ran wildly, and at the same time, he learned from the giant's eating appearance just now, and stuffed the whole fish into his mouth.
He felt so much like crying, he was so much like eating fish with his life!
The giant finally stopped chasing, because he saw that Zhang Yunxian 'swallowed' all the two fish.
"Ah Niu Li is a one!" he returned to the fire in a daze, pointed to the fish on the ground, and shouted at Zhang Yunxian.
He didn't have enough to eat!
Zhang Yunxian didn't know if he was full or not! He devoured it just now, and he didn't feel it at all!
"Hmph, you think you're too big to talk?"
"Alexen!" the giant seemed to be explaining something for his actions just now, but Zhang Yunxian somewhat understood his eyes.
"Damn, what do you mean by looking at me like that? Do you blame me for being stingy?"
"Gulai Nuli Department!" The giant pointed to the pile of fish on the ground, and nodded at Zhang Yunxian as if flatteringly, which should mean to say, look, there are so many more, why are you nervous?
The corners of Zhang Yunxian's mouth twitched, and he didn't speak again, picked up four more carps, and roasted them on the fire rack.
……
This time, the giant seemed to have learned to be obedient, and after eating his two fish, although he still looked unsatisfied, he couldn't bear to grab Zhang Yunxian's share again.
"That's right!" Zhang Yunxian could finally enjoy his food slowly.
But after a few bites, he noticed the giant's impatient eyes, and he always felt unsteady.
After thinking about it for a while, he had to put all the remaining four carp on the fire.
Sure enough, the giant's attention shifted all at once.
"Alas, you're not my son, and Lao Tzu is not bad to you!" Zhang Yun sat aside and thought while eating, this stupid melon is a complete foodie at first glance, I wonder if his parents have the same limited IQ as him?
The purpose of this visit is to find the heart jade inherited by the giant's relics, if the giants are so easy to deceive, then the task is still very easy to complete, isn't it?
After he ate the two fish in a hurry, he finally felt no longer hungry.
In order to show his 'generosity', he reversed his bad impression in the mind of the 'dumb melon' in front of him, and in the end, he didn't move a bite of the four fish, and gave them all to the giant.
The giant's body is worth four or five normal humans, and the amount of food is about the same, and the front and back add up, and they eat nine fish.
"Let's go, take me back to your house and meet your father and your mother!" Zhang Yunxian saw that this guy had several burps in a row, and knew that he had almost eaten enough.
Unexpectedly, the giant raised his head and yawned, patted his belly a little happily, rolled on the spot, and lay down directly.
Soon, in less than a minute, a loud snoring sound came out of this guy's mouth.
“…… Is this what the giant does? Are you a pig?" Zhang Yunxian was completely speechless, how did he practice this kung fu of sleeping after eating and falling asleep?
It's still early, and it's not yet noon to see the position of the sun.
After solving the problem of hunger, Zhang Yunxian was in a much better mood, he was choked by the giant's anger just now, but when he saw this big guy lying in front of him at the moment, sleeping soundly, and he didn't have any sense of vigilance, he was relieved almost instantly.
I don't know how long this guy will have to sleep before waking up?
Forget it, let's take a look around first!
Zhang Yunxian patted the cigarette ash on his body and was about to get up, but as soon as he stood up, he suddenly felt that the sky was spinning, and his eyes were black for a while, and he fell down with a 'poof' sound.
"Damn, this fish is poisonous!" the last thought in his mind flashed before he fainted......