While waiting for the admission letter, Li Jun's junior high school hardcore Huang Houjun also came to congratulate, he left from the secondary school, and now he is in his second year of high school, and he will take the college entrance examination next year.

"Huang Houjun, you will be glad for your choice in the future. ”

"Brother, take your auspicious words, and I will be on par with you, I think your grades were not as good as mine at the beginning, and now you are the top student in the college entrance examination, brother sincerely bless you, and you will succeed in your studies in the future!"

"Thank you. ”

Li Jun feels that his butterfly effect is very great, and many people around him have changed because of him, such as Mama Li is no longer a worker in the tannery, and his aunt is now following Mama Li, and she will not be trapped by that yellow crane at all......

"Nephew, amazing, the top student in the college entrance examination. ”

After Aunt Wang Baobao knew Li Jun's score in the college entrance examination, in addition to jumping up with joy, she also had envy, jealousy and hatred, she didn't get into high school at that time.

In addition to the Chinese class, there is also a great music class, but there is no music, only the Chinese is good, and other subjects that drag oil bottles, so she gloriously did not go to school, but entered the leather city as a small worker.

Later, she followed Li's mother to open a store.

But my aunt has never given up her music dream.

I listened to a lot of tapes, listened to a lot of songs, and sang them constantly, and occasionally she wrote lyrics and music......

One day, Li Jun hummed a jasmine song when he washed his hands in the bathroom, but Wang Baobao, a musician, had never heard that song.

"Li Jun, where did you hear that song?"

Thinking that this song was from later generations, Li Jun said: "Auntie, I made this song. ”

"When will you write a song, why don't I know, you're making it up for me again. ”

"Who made it up, you don't know much about me. ”

"Then tell me how you got that song?"

"Auntie, I can't tell you everything, do I have to report to you when I fall in love?"

Wang Baobao suddenly became vigilant: "Li Jun, you are in early love, where did the fox spirit dare to seduce my champion brother so quickly?"

"Hm, no?"

Wang Baobao's small face changed: "Seeing that your eyes are constantly changing, you still say that you haven't, and you haven't recruited from the truth!"

……

Li Jun felt that he hadn't found a girlfriend when he was thirty years old in his previous life, and it was estimated that he had something to do with Wang Baobao.

When I was in college, there was a girl, a girl who looked very smart, they almost became, Wang Baobao came to see Li Jun, he said that, and his aunt Wang Baobao came to work hard, saying that she wanted to check it.

Well, Li Jun didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

At the date place that day, Wang Baobao was dressed up extraordinarily, and he was already a disaster to the country and the people, so when he dressed up, he was really as beautiful as a big star like Zhao Yazhi and Guan Zhilin.

I saw that she had delicate facial features like porcelain, and her face plate was a standard goblin and water fox, her figure was a bee waist, delicate hips, long legs, and 36D that made women envious and jealous.

When Wang Baobao saw that he had a good impression of him, Li Jun was preparing for him to go to college, and when he was ready to have a girlfriend for the first time in his life, his aunt Wang Baobao really sealed his throat with a sword, and directly made Li Jun and the girl petrified on the spot.

At that time, Wang Baobao did something to Li Jun that everyone was angry about.

She is like the legendary assassin, if she doesn't make a move, she will die.

She hugged Li Jun's arm and sighed: "Husband, this is the little slut you provoked outside, and it doesn't look good." ”

The girl's face was indescribably purple.

Since then, not only has he been a stranger to that girl, but he has also been insulated from the girls of his entire college years, because good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, and his virtue is very bad.

"Eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. ”

Li Jun paid attention to this aunt's search for a girlfriend, which was like the water of the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, gushing endlessly.

But then he got older and older, and when he reached thirty, Wang Baobao kept urging him to get married, and when he got married to Wang Yao, Wang Baobao cried, crying very much, and Li Jun was also very inexplicable.

Later, the family urged my aunt to get married, but my aunt just smiled, except for being deceived by Huang He once, and then she reached her forties with a single order, but she also became frozen and immortal.

People in their forties are not inferior to those little girls,

She was born with a foxy face, and she was born destined to be beautiful until she was old.

"I don't really have a girlfriend, at most people like me. ”

"Yo yo yo, that girl is blind and likes you!"

Li Jun, who was standing at the door of the bathroom, was unhappy: "You, what do you mean?"

Wang Baobao Danfeng's eyes rolled slyly: "I mean, as long as you look dark, no one will look down on you." ”

"Superficial, I don't rely on skin to attract girls, I rely on temperament and talent. ”

"Hahaha......"

"What are you laughing at, you hurry up, don't talk to you, have you been standing here ready to see my little relief. ”

Wang Baobao took a sip, glanced at Li Jun's crotch like a reflex arc, and said bluntly: "It's not that I haven't seen your little earthworm when I was a child, I have also played it." ”

Li Jun has a black face.

"That, auntie, don't mention it when you were a child. ”

He thought to himself, when I was a child, I still hugged you to sleep, took a bath together, and touched your thighs.

"What's the matter, it's the truth. ”

"You...... I can't hold my bladder anymore, and now that we're older, can you let me take a shower?"

Li Jun is not the kind of rigid speech he used to be, so the words of the metaphor are just casually spoken.

I didn't hear my aunt say yes.

Li Jun saw his aunt's chest rise and fall, took a deep breath, and then screamed: "Sister, brother-in-law, Li Jun wants to see me take a bath, he is shameless!"

I thought that my aunt said recklessly, if you dare to look at me, I will dare to wash it in person, but now my aunt is calling herself to take advantage of him.

That's my aunt.

Li Jun was excited, and then hurriedly cried and said to this aunt: "Auntie, don't scream, don't call, I was wrong, I didn't want to peep at you taking a bath, I'm just a metaphor, a metaphor." ”

"If I don't scream, you have to make it up to me. ”

"Good. ”

"I want to ......"

"No, auntie, don't you have a salary, you have money and you can buy it yourself. ”

"Hmph, you are the top student in the college entrance examination, my brother-in-law and sister will definitely give you a lot of pocket money, instead of spending it on other girls, it is better to spend it on me, hum!"

……

In front of his aunt Wang Baobao, Li Jun felt that he was still a vulnerable group.

The acceptance letter has arrived.

Dad Li is not only going to have a big banquet in the city, but also a big one in his hometown, which is equivalent to two.

"His son has been admitted to college!"

"It's still the champion, his Lao Li is most proud of his son in this life, and his own species is really not bad!"