Chapter 22: The fragment is too vulgar and disgusting
Chapter 22 fragments are too vulgar and disgusting
Sophie watched the film with Ah Fei in the office, and the first piece was that Ah Fei deliberately arranged for Fu Shubao to play with the child and throw mud, the purpose was to make him dirty and embarrassed.
Who doesn't know that he is so engaged in playing, laughing innocently than children, Ah Fei asked the assistant to attack Fu Shubao with mud, hoping to anger him, not only was he not angry, but also attracted the children to help Fu Shubao fight back, and the last embarrassed was Ah Fei and them, and the film was finally fixed on Fu Shubao's smiling face.
"No! "Sophie is not satisfied,
"I'm afraid it will have a bad impact if this article is broadcast. Ah Fei whispered,
Sophie was interested and raised her eyebrows: "What kind of bad influence method?"
"I'm afraid it will affect the image of the "Diamond Man" program, because it's too ... Vulgar and disgusting. ”
Sophie knocked on the table heavily: "Yang Guifei, do you want to go to Toushan Village to reshoot again? ”
Sophie knocked on Ah Fei's head, just like he spent a few nights in Toushan Village, and his brain hurt...
It was already the last night in Toushan Village, and Ah Fei still hadn't photographed what Sophie said, he was worried that he wouldn't be able to pay the errand, he couldn't sleep with a headache, and he sat in front of the school in a daze.
"Bang bang! Bang bang!" Ah Fei was awakened by the sound of a strong knock on the door from the opposite side, and someone was patting Uncle Fu's door.
"Uncle Bao, fat mom has a difficult birth, come and help. The villagers shouted,
"Okay!" Fu Shubao had messy hair, wearing pajama pants and a yellowed T-shirt, and quickly followed the villagers to an adobe house not far away.
Ah Fei didn't understand the situation, but with his intuition of being a director for many years, he felt that this was a great opportunity, so he rushed back to the school dormitory and woke up the photographer, camera assistant, gaffer and assistant director.
"There is a situation, prepare the machine, quickly!" Ah Fei called while tying his hair,
"It's black, what's there to shoot. "The photographer scratches his head irritably,
"Prepare the headlights, quick!"
The assistant rubbed his eyes, "What kind of suddenness?"
"Someone had a difficult birth, and Uncle Fu went to help. ”
The photographer's hand holding the machine was fixed: "Don't say that people don't give it a shot, and you can't broadcast it if you have a difficult birth, so you're confused?"
Ah Fei was so anxious that he stomped his feet, his horsetail swayed, and he said sharply: "Anyway, if you are told to go, I will definitely find you to be buried if I can't make it." ”
Under Ah Fei's coercion, the staff set up the machine and set off to shoot a precious alternative production documentary.
Ah Fei and his party were dumbfounded when they found Fu Shubao, he didn't go to an adobe house, and the fat mother who had a difficult birth was not a person, it was a pig mother, Fu Shubao's head was full of straw, as if he was stained with some pig, he lay on his side to the fat mother, and whispered not knowing what he was saying.
"What is there to shoot for piglets. The photographer complained,
"It's like, it stinks. The assistant covered his nose and said,
"I can't stand it. The gaffer also said,
With the intuition of the director for many years, Ah Fei ignored everyone's opposition and commanded loudly,
"Turn on the lights. ”
"Prepare the camera. ”
"Radio. ”
Fu Shubao was startled by the sudden light and nervously observed the fat mother, but fortunately it was groggy and not frightened.
Uncle Fu gently massaged his hand on the fat mother's belly from top to bottom, and gently encouraged, "Fat mother, come on! I will see the baby pig soon." ”
Seeing that the fat mother is only gasping weakly, it is not a way to go on like this, the baby pig will not come out again, not to mention that the little pig is difficult to protect, even the fat mother is in danger, Fu Shubao increased the strength of his hand, and began to sing: "There is only a mother in the world, and the child with a mother is like a treasure, and it is thrown into the mother's ......"
"Is he stupid?" said two tissues stuffed in his nostrils, and his voice was buzzing,
"I think we're dumber. The photographer said coolly,
The camera assistant tiptoed to see: "I'm afraid the sow is going to die!"
Ah Fei pulled out the tissue in his nose and commanded: "Don't pay attention! ”
Fu Shubao's voice was hoarse and his singing was out of tune, but his face had a gentle expression and his eyes were full of pity, as if his fat mother was his lover.
Feeling the fat mother's belly rising and falling frequently, Fu Shubao's eyes lit up, and he began to pout and hum rhythmically pretending to be a pig: "Grunt... Ga... Quack... Gah..."
Miraculously, the fat mother's belly twitched ~ with the rhythm, as if she was really following Fu Shubao's voice.
"Grunt... Ga... Quack... Gah..."
The fat mother's body twitched ~ twitched faster, the fat belly was collected and released, the staff couldn't take their eyes off it, and their breathing kept up with the rhythm of the fat mother.
"Grunt... Ga... Quack..."
The fat mother's belly is getting bigger and bigger, and the people present feel encouraged and can't help but hum and cheer up with the pig.
"Grunt... Ga... Quack..."
"Grunt... Ga... Quack... Gah..."
After a few minutes, the first little pig's head stretched out from the fat mother's fart~ stock, and the staff let out a "wow" and shouted excitedly.
Fu Shubao cut the umbilical cord with scissors, took off the T-shirt to wipe off the fetal membranes on the piglet, pried open his mouth and put it on the fat mother's stomach to feed, and then one after another the little pigs came out of the fat mother's fart ~ strand like pulling ~, Fu Shubao was busy answering, and the smile raised was full of love.
"I suspect he has a leg with Mother Pig. The gaffer muttered,
", you're disgusting. "The assistant scolded,
"It's disgusting to see pig on him. The assistant said,
Ah Fei called the photographer: "Go closer and shoot..."
"Stop!" Ah Fei was stopped by a loud shout before he finished speaking,
"I didn't stop, who would dare to call?"
"Me. ”
When he turned around and saw the village chief holding a plate of feed, he frowned and shouted: "The little pig has enough milk and can't stop eating, do you want to eat the fat mother? It can't give birth in the future, you give birth?" After speaking, he walked into the pigsty to feed the fat mother.
Sophie pressed the pause and said to Ah Fei: "Don't do that part of the village chief, keep the other edits." ”
"Uh, isn't it too vulgar?" Ah Fei was embarrassed,
Sophie leaned back in her chair and sneered: "His daily life is so vulgar, do you want to shoot him in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and recite poetry?"
"Oh, okay. ”
Sophie drank three cups of coffee and finally finished reading all the clips, closed the notebook full of key points, and at three o'clock in the morning, she was almost able to leave work at the same time as Ben.
Before leaving the TV station, I sent a message to Ben to report that he was safe, and when I stepped into the house, I received a call from him.
"Did you get home? Why did you work so late overtime? Ben was a little blamed,
"Watching the film forgets the time. Sophie swept away the large pile of shopping bags on the couch and sat down,
"Next time, if it's so late, wait for me to pick you up at the company, don't go home alone in the middle of the night. ”
"You're tired enough from a long day at work, so don't walk around. Sophie was lying on the sofa and felt a sore back,
"Have you ever thought about taking a break after being busy with this year's "Drill Man"? We have staggered working hours, and we can't even cooperate with vacations. Ben said sullenly that the company's acquisition was completed last week, and she wanted to take advantage of the fact that "Drill Man" had not started, and went out to travel with Fei Fei, and she said that she was going to be busy with the story behind it, and the planned sweet two-person trip was finally replaced by a one-person family visit.
"Sorry Ben, when I'm done with "Drill Man", I'll take a long vacation to accompany you, or will I accompany you to Hong Kong to visit your uncle and aunt?" Sophie said softly, Ben's family is all in Hong Kong, and Sophie also met once when the two elders came to Lincheng to see Ben.
"Hmm. ”
"Ben--" Sophie dragged out a coquettish voice,
"Okay, anyway, don't be too late for you to work overtime in the future, tell me to pick you up when it's late, huh?" Ben's tone replied gently,
"Okay! It's all up to you. ”
The two chatted for a while, and Ben told Sophie to go to bed obediently, Sophie didn't like him to sleep until the afternoon, and he had to get up early tomorrow morning to go to work.
Sophie put down her phone and fell asleep on the sofa unconsciously, and was woken up by her stomach "growling" after sleeping for an unknown amount of time, and last night she seemed to have only eaten half a loaf of bread while taking care of her work.
The refrigerator was empty, the instant noodles in the kitchen cabinet had been emptied, Sophie was irritable and picked her hair, caught a glimpse of Fu Shubao's bucket of eggs on the dining table, tore the tape on the side of the oil drum and took out two eggs, put them in a pot and added water to turn on the fire, and then bought time to put on makeup and take a shower.
After the change was done, the sky was slightly bright, and Sophie began to enjoy 'breakfast', the eggs were fragrant and soft, and they were really better than those sold in the supermarket.