Chapter 0118 - Human Chess Game
Early the next morning.
Wu Xuanming felt that it was not convenient to leave the senior brother at home alone, so he asked Gu Meizi to drive him to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital to be taken care of by special medical personnel, which also reduced the burden on Wu Xuanming and Gu Meizi, and there would be more safety.
Wu Xuanming walked into the club as usual, and as soon as he entered the classroom, he was greeted with a round of warm applause.
"Hello Mr. Wu!"
"Everyone misses you so much, every day when you watch CDs, you can see smoke on your head, but you are still comfortable watching real people. ”
"yes, if you don't come here, everyone is not passionate. ”
“……”
Seeing these students so excited, Wu Xuanming felt very relieved, which showed that his prestige was still there.
"Today I will give you a lesson, which is guaranteed to be very exciting, and it is also a practical exercise. Wu Xuanming likes to toss these young men and women in a happier and more exciting way, and these goods also like Wu Xuanming's occasional tricks to make their noses blue and their faces swollen.
"Okay, I'm looking forward to it!"
"The teacher is going to repair us again this time, but it's quite comfortable, at least I can feel the pain. There was another burst of cheers from the podium.
"A few days ago, I asked you to learn to play chess, and today is also the time to test you. "Wu Xuanming's tricks are endless, and they are very fresh every time.
He divided the trainees into two teams, and then labeled them with 'pigs', 'horses', and 'cannons'...... Let them be human pawns. Then draw the floor of the large classroom as a chessboard, and let the two teams stand in their own positions.
He then singled out two chess players to play against each other, and each order was a fierce hand-to-hand fight...... Even if the cannon beats the pawn, it may not be able to win, depending on the personal strength, whoever falls will lose, and it is not in accordance with the rules of the chessboard at all.
"Yes, yes, the horse knocked the pig down. ”
"General! This handsome man is so fierce! It's so funny to run to the other side of the river to fight!"
"You're an elephant, how can you learn to run like a pig, you're violating!"
"Look, everyone, that pawn turned around and ran if he couldn't beat it, and the pawn couldn't run back, it's a foul!"
Wu Xuanming couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh when he saw these goods pinching around, he liked to see such a hot battle scene, although the rules were set in advance, but at the moment these people are too competitive, and they don't follow the rules at all, and beat the other party to death until one party admits defeat.
If someone asks Wu Xuanming what the happiest thing in his life is at this time, he will definitely tell others that the happiest thing is to watch others fight hard and stand aside as an instructor.
"Master Wu, why don't you let me play every time?" said little Lori Fujiwara Yumi with some complaints.
"None of them are your opponents, and I don't want to see you cripple people one by one, and no one can afford to do that. "Those goods pinched hard are at most a little flesh wounds, if this person who knows martial arts makes a move, he must have broken his muscles and bones.
"I want to fight with the master. The girl seemed to be a little lonely because she couldn't find an opponent, and said pleadingly.
Wu Xuanming was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "I'm not Lin Shao, I can't afford to lose this person if I make this ruthless move." "If you really pinch this girl, Wu Xuanming will definitely not be able to take any advantage, and if you don't get it, you will have to lose your face.
"Why don't we find a place where no one has a good fight another day?" Fujiwara Yuki decided that things would never change.
"I'll talk about it another day, I'm not free right now, and I'm not your opponent. Wu Xuanming sometimes thinks it's better to stay away from this little monster, and he is surprised and frightened when he is with her, so he will get some new names to come out and toss him at every turn. Sometimes he always feels that this girl is his nemesis, and no matter what she asks, he tries to satisfy her as much as he can't resist.
"Hehe, I know that Master can't bear to fight me, for fear of hurting someone's little arms and legs, but don't worry, with my skills, I won't be defeated by you. The little girl said this just to indirectly provoke Wu Xuanming and provoke him to accept the request of the competition.
Wu Xuanming knew that this girl was very competitive, and she would definitely not give up if she didn't give her a chance, so he half-jokingly made a promise to her that was difficult to keep: "When I leave Tokyo, I will definitely fight with you, I promise that I will not be soft, it is best to cripple you naughty ghost, and then raise you for the rest of your life." ”
Fujiwara applauded, "yes!"
This big chess game of the human body is almost coming to an end, both sides are defeated, there are only two pawns left on the Chu River side who are still holding on, and there is only one horse left on the Han side that is still on the top, and the commanders of both sides have been defeated.
Wu Xuanming smiled and said to the three people in the field: "You are all good, now I announce the result, the two sides end this game with a draw, okay, today's lesson is over, the injured student go and bandage it." Seeing that both of them were ruined and ruined, Wu Xuanming could only give them a draw, so that they could feel better after working hard for a long time.
"Master, where are you going to take me to play today?" Fujiwara Yuki would ask the same thing after each class.
Wu Xuanming wants to flash people as soon as possible every time, but every time he is blocked by this girl, it is completely a policy and a countermeasure, it seems that it is really not good to admit defeat.
"I have to go to the hospital today to help people, and I can't take you to play. ”
"Hehe, you must want to go to Sister Yingzi to apologize, I think it's better for me to go with you, and by the way, I also have something very important to talk to you about. ”
If you can't get rid of it, you can only admit it, and Wu Xuanming is really reluctant to throw away this lovely person, and I feel a lot less fun if I don't see her for a day.
"How do you know that I'm going to apologize to Miss Yingzi?" This matter made Wu Xuanming a little puzzled, and couldn't help but ask casually.
"Last night was Sister Yingzi's birthday, I have been with her, and I have slept with her all night, and she always talks in her sleep at night. When Fujiwara Yuki said the key issue, she suddenly covered her mouth and laughed.
Wu Xuanming knew that Eiko Kawashima said in his dream last night and scolded him for being a beast, so he was sure that this dream was also heard by Fujiwara Yumi, and he didn't feel a burst of heat on his face, "She must be talking in her dream and scolding me for ......" Wu Xuanming didn't want to scold himself in front of people, so he didn't guess.
"Hehe, the master must have done something bad to her, otherwise she wouldn't have scolded you all the time......" Fujiwara Yumi also wanted to save some face for Wu Xuanming, so she omitted the latter words.
Wu Xuanming sweated wildly, and explained embarrassedly: "I didn't do anything to her, even if I wanted to, I didn't have a chance, forget it, if I don't tell you about these things that are not suitable for children, I have to go to the Chinese medicine hospital quickly." ”
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