Li Xiaoming came to the stage, turned to look at this group of energetic employees, and felt infinitely satisfied.

He raised the corners of his mouth, patted the microphone, and smiled wickedly.

"Hey, guys, aren't you excited?"

"Excited!"

"Happy?"

"Happy!"

"Oh, that's good, the annual meeting, don't call me for the summary of the awards, looking at so much money piled together, my saliva is flowing all over the ground, thinking that it will be gone later, my heart is about to die. ”

Li Xiaoming said half-truthfully, and by the way, he pointed to the huge red silk cloth hanging next to the stage.

"Hahahaha!" The employees below laughed when they heard Li Xiaoming's words.

"Alas, since I can't keep it, let's see if I can watch it for a while longer, Mr. Liu, let people pull the silk cloth away!" Li Xiaoming waved his hand as if he was heartbroken, Liu Minghan heard this, and said something on the walkie-talkie, and then, the huge red silk cloth fell to the ground with a bang.

"Wow!!!"

Not only the employees of Longtu, but also the guests who came were shocked by the scene in front of them!

The mountains of piles of cash exude an unparalleled allure, and a million-dollar Mercedes Benz is parked on either side of the cash mountain, and the large pile of gifts behind the cash mountain is even more dazzling.

"Ahem...... Li Xiaoming saw that the riot had subsided a little, pretended to cough a few times, and then pretended to be helpless and said: "Everyone is so capable, I have been thinking about how to deduct a little bonus from you in the past few days, but the result is calculated, the deduction was not deducted, but it made me bleed a few more times, alas, congratulations to everyone!"

After speaking, he clenched his fists with both hands and arched his hands towards the audience with a smile.

"Mr. Li is the most handsome!

Li Xiaoming followed the prestige and saw that it was a fat man who had never met before, and hurriedly said with a smile: "Oh, of course I know that I'm handsome, but well, I'm still more interested in girls." ”

"Hahaha!" The atmosphere in the entire auditorium was detonated by Li Xiaoming's words, everyone never thought that Li Xiaoming, the boss, would be so funny.

As for the guests who are familiar with him...... Hehe, then I know too well that it is most normal for his shameless personality to do this kind of thing.

"However, I won't give you the award, and I'll let Mr. Liu come and distribute it to everyone later, I think if I hand over the money with one hand, I will have a cerebral hemorrhage. ”

In the midst of everyone's continuous laughter, Li Xiaoming suddenly showed a serious appearance and said: "I'm here, I only want to say New Year's wishes to everyone, men and women, young and old." ”

"It is said that on the first day of the Lunar New Year, ask your wife to kneel at the door for you to get shoes, and you will have good luck all year round!"

Father Ma listened and asked curiously, "Mr. Li, what do you say?"

"Boss Ma, because the rich (woman kneeling) is coming to the door!"

Li Xiaoming said that, and wrote these words casually with the laser pointer in his hand against the curtain behind him, and suddenly, the laughter in the auditorium became even louder.

Even the old man Jin Yong was so blushing with laughter from Li Xiaoming's statement.

But then, Li Xiaoming said mysteriously: "But Daddy Ma, if you don't want to live, you can really go back and try it." ”

"Hahaha!"

"Ahem, yes, lesbians, pay attention, if your husband gives you a big red envelope during the New Year, you have to summarize how you take care of the house, how can your husband have so much pocket money?"

"Poof......" Ding Sanshi listened to this strange statement, and finally didn't hold back the tea in his mouth, and immediately sprayed it on the ground.

Li Xiaoming looked at him sympathetically and said, "Boss Ding, are you very resonant?"

"Hahaha! Mr. Li, what you said is so interesting, we estimate that Boss Ding will have a hard time going back for the New Year this year!"

As for the laughter in the auditorium, it literally toppled the ceiling.

But Li Xiaoming is not finished yet, and when everyone is almost laughing, he said again: "It's the New Year, and you've all returned to your hometown, if someone asks you, do you have a partner?

The young people in the audience were stunned, and those who had good things hurriedly answered: "I'm handsome, I can't look down on it!"

Li Xiaoming pointed at the employee with a smile and a smile, and said helplessly: "I, the number one handsome guy in Longtu, is here, and you still say that you are handsome, what, let's compare?"

The employee immediately said embarrassedly: "Hehe, don't dare, Mr. Li, you are the most handsome." ”

"Hahaha!"

"Ahem, you should say this: I can't even afford an elephant, let alone a pair!"

After listening to this, the audience continued to turn on the laughter mode, and Li Xiaoming was worried that they would laugh too much.

But he didn't finish his words, he pursed his lips with a smile, and continued: "It seems that the Chinese New Year is basically in January and February every year?

The audience immediately became lively again, Li Xiaoming listened with a smile, and then said: "Alas, you don't understand the pain of being single! February only needs to be single for 28 days, so cool, I feel that I have made a lot of money, shouldn't I like it?"

The whole venue was laughed by Li Xiaoming's words, and they felt that this annual meeting was too interesting.

"Also, everyone is in New Year's Day, and most of them love to stay in bed, right?"

"Yes!" most people said in unison.

"Of course, there are also friends who don't like to stay in bed and are more diligent, so I'll make an analogy here. ”

"Friends who love to lie in bed, every day until noon, get up for lunch. So as for those who don't like to lie in bed, get up at 8 o'clock in the morning, have breakfast, and then continue to sleep until lunch, so everyone still lie in bed!"

"Hahahaha...... "Everyone is about to laugh so much, Li Xiaoming finally decided to finish it quickly, otherwise it will be fun to laugh a few times later."

"Okay, teasing everyone, let's send New Year's greetings to everyone!"

"It's very tiring to eat and drink during the New Year, the meals are delicious, your body is precious, pay attention to protect your stomach, drink more boiled water during the day, go to bed early at night, my friends are precious, the above reminder...... It's free!"

After Li Xiaoming finished speaking, he raised his eyebrows proudly, and Shi Shiran walked off the stage.

The employees of Longtu made the whole venue burst into warm applause and all kinds of ghosts crying wolf howls, which lasted for a long time.

And the most surprising thing is that Ma's father sat next to G Fat, laughing wildly, and at the same time translated Li Xiaoming's words to G Fat, which made this foreign friend laugh straight down.

Since then, Li Xiaoming has added an orthodox title among Longtu's employees - Longtu Tease.