320. Autism

With a beautiful vision for the super RV, Chen Song drove the pickup truck back.

Behind is a Changan, this car is very fuel-efficient, and it is a sedan, the most important thing is that the price is cheap, so Luke chose to buy this car.

Chen Song has made outstanding contributions to the IPA of Chinese automobiles in Iceland.

When he returned to the manor, he stopped the car, Clay stood at the door very solemnly, and when he walked over, Clay suddenly opened his mouth and sang: "Happy Monk Day for you, Happy Monk Day for you, Happy Monk Day for you, Happy Monk Day for you!"

Chen Song's face was full of puzzlement: "I'm not a birthday, you sang it wrong, it's your Uncle Luke's birthday in a few days, and you can sing him a birthday song when the time comes." ”

The boy said, "I'm handing in my homework!"

As soon as he reminded him like this, Chen Song remembered the homework he had assigned him before going to Selfoss, asking him to learn a song, and it turned out that this kid really learned it, and he learned a song "Happy Birthday to You".

The whole song is only six words, and it is repeated over and over again.

After singing, the boy asked, "How is my homework?"

Chen Song patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are really a little clever ghost." ”

Clay knew he had passed, and he ran away with a cheered "oh yes".

Seeing him come back, Luo Bingxin beckoned with some melancholy and said, "Hurry up and see Brother Bai, I don't think you should shave it, it's about its dignity, you hurt its self-esteem like this." ”

Brother Bai sat at the door of the kitchen, as if a meat plate was there, and Chen Songmeng thought at a glance that it was Olakafu who had sent a fan of pork.

It's so fat.

Chen Song walked over and sat beside it and stretched out his hand to hug its waist, and later changed it to hug its neck, although it was uncomfortable to have a gap in height, but he could hug it anyway, and he couldn't hug it if he hugged his waist.

"What's the matter, the little baby is unhappy?" Chen Song asked.

Brother Bai had no emotion on his body, he glanced at Chen Song listlessly, and then turned his head to look out the door.

The expression was very melancholy.

When Luke saw it, he said, "I understand this problem, it's depressed. ”

Chen Song went to open the refrigerator and took out a piece of cream ice cream and handed it to Brother Bai, Brother Bai opened his mouth and all of a sudden, the entire ice cream went in, and the last thing that came out was a stick.

"Just this appetite, you tell me it's depressed?" Chen Song asked.

Luke was stunned for a moment, then patted his thigh and said, "Binge eating type depression." ”

Chen Song said: "Brother Bai has been depressed since he was a child. ”

Luo Bingxin walked over quickly and said, "When are you two still teasing it here?" Hurry up and think of a way, Brother Bai's mood is wrong, it must be unhappy because its hair has been shaved. ”

Chen Song said unconvinced: "It's also possible that the weather is too hot and it has no energy, it's just shaving off its hair, what's so unhappy about this?"

Luo Bingxin said: "Just shave off the hair?

Chen Song thought of an idea, at this time, the Dao buddies ran into the house, they first ran to Chen Song's arms and kissed for a while, and then stayed next to Brother Bai and tilted his head to look at it, several dogs gathered together to hook their shoulders, and they were not serious at first glance.

Noticing the eyes of the dogs, Brother Bai whined and screamed, and lay on the floor as if he was dead.

Luo Bingxin drove the dogs away, and Chen Song comforted her: "Actually, it's okay, it's okay, Brother Bai is not hot now, how did you see how hot it was a few days ago?"

Even he couldn't deceive himself, Brother Bai lay there all night without moving, unless someone opened the refrigerator, it would tilt its head and take a look, if there was nothing to eat, he would turn around and continue to raise the corpse, and if there was food, he would open his mouth and wait to be fed.

Chen Song suspected that it was using it to eat and drink, but he had no evidence.

There was really no way, he decided to break the jar and take Brother Bai to the town for a walk, and make it accept everyone's eyes in a simple and rude way, he thought that Brother Bai's pressure came from the strange gaze after shaving.

The next morning, Chen Song took it to the town for a run, but Bai Ge was reluctant to move and continued to lie on the ground.

Chen Song took out the killer feature again, a cream ice cream.

Brother Bai glanced at him contemptuously, and just raised his head.

"Brother Chen, it's despising you. Luo Bingxin said.

Chen Song said: "You are wrong, Brother Dao, drive Brother Bai out for me." ”

Brother Dao screamed, and Brother Bai slapped it on its body and pressed it down directly: You are a younger brother, you can step down for me.

After some struggle, Brother Dao escaped from under its fat claws, it shook its fur in embarrassment, and then plucked up the courage to continue the task arranged by Chen Song.

Brother Dao took the bench dogs to push forward with their shoulders against Brother Bai's buttocks, trying to push it in vain, but this was a grasshopper shaking the tree, Brother Bai let out a fart and blew Brother Dao's eyes into the eyes, making it realize the reality and leave in frustration.

Luo Bingxin said: "Brother Chen, you have too few things, in this way, take a piece of ice butter, Brother Bai likes this thing the most now." ”

The frozen butter is fragrant and cool, and Brother Bai naturally likes it.

Sure enough, this sucked into Brother Bai's itch, and when he saw the frozen butter taken out, it turned over and got up: Yo, if we eat this, then I won't be depressed.

Chen Song used frozen butter as bait and finally took it out of the house.

But when it arrived at the gate, Brother Bai stopped again, it looked out suspiciously, and vaguely saw pedestrians on the fork in the road in the distance, so it immediately turned around and retreated.

Chen Song held the butter block and licked it with his mouth: "Don't forget it, then I'll eat it myself, or go out to eat it for other people's dogs." ”

Brother Bai couldn't stand the food in his mouth being taken away, so he chased Chen Song out of the manor and on the road.

The town is full of people, and there are as many people as ever who get up early and exercise in the morning.

Seeing Brother Bai, the residents of the town were immediately happy.

Polar bears are always chubby, which has to do with the thick coat of fur they have.

Brother Bai is different, Brother Bai's body is much longer, the whole is spherical, and having long hair will make it appear more slender, because it is always lying in the water, and the hair is attached to its body and pulled back.

Now that it's hairless, it reveals its true body, it's really fat, the fat one has no waist, and it seems to be full of butts below the head.

So it looks a little shorter, especially when sitting on the ground, the whole thing is a lump.

Around Brother Bai, there were discussions:

"This is a compact polar bear, huh?"

"Isn't this Brother Bai? Why did the sedan become a hatchback?"

"Hey, it's so fat, it can't stop when it runs, and it's easy to roll over. ”

"Brother Bai used to be like a Mercedes-Benz big G, how did he become smart now?"

"This smart has been rear-ended? It's incredible. ”

Brother Bai has used the Enlightenment Talisman, it can understand certain words, and even if it can't understand, it can guess everyone's meaning from the expression, eyes and tone of the big guy, and suddenly it will be closed.

Chen Song hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Listen to me, Brother Bai needs encouragement, don't laugh at it." ”

"Well, it still needs encouragement to grow into a fat man like this? What's the matter, encourage it to eat and drink more and become a ball?"