Chapter 13 A stupid soldier who wants to be a general!
When Chen Pifu appeared in front of the fat man, he was very happy, and vowed to prepare a sumptuous dog meat hot pot for the boss to wash the dust for the boss.
After careful inquiry, I learned that the fat man was passing by a nearby community construction site at night and saw a local dog, which was very well raised, and his fur was shiny, and the fat man was drooling at that time.
When Chen Pifu heard this, he immediately became interested, you must know that stealing chickens and dogs is a necessary basic skill for every gangster, and the taste of this is the same as stealing people, it is simply wonderful, who really steals who knows. Not only exciting, but also extremely addictive.
As soon as the two of them put it together, they formulated a series of plans, from stepping on points, to knocking on stuffy sticks, and even to cooking at the end, the two of them discussed happily.
Originally, Chen Pifu planned to take action in person, after all, he had more than ten years of clinical experience in touching dogs, but the fat man just patted his chest and said, killing chickens with a knife, shouting that a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, a gangster who can't steal dogs, and is by no means a good gangster. And I called it three times.
Seeing the fat man so eager to try, Chen Pifu was also very relieved in his heart, and even felt that if he rejected him, he would be a little crazy, so he agreed.
Time is passing little by little, and the new store is also being prepared little by little.
On the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve.
Chen Pifu took a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the signboard of his new work, and was very satisfied.
Convenient service detective agency, in Chen Pifu's eyes, it is high-end and high-grade, and it is particularly close to the people.
At this time, Wang Fatzi looked obscene, carrying a burlap bag, and sneakily touched it.
Chen Pifu looked at his lewd smile, his eyes lit up, and said, "Succeeded?"
"Hey, it's all right!" the fat man shook off the burlap bag.
The two immediately walked into the house, closed the door, and began to prepare for the delicious Chinese New Year's Eve dinner.
Not to mention, this set of stores is really good, the large living room outside is used as an office space, and the two rooms inside have been decorated by Chen Pifu, he and Wang Fatzi sleep in one room, and there is a bathroom, and a small kitchen, originally both of them were lazy and didn't plan to fire, but for this dinner, the two not only cleaned the kitchen, but also specially bought a super-large casserole, which shows that they are persistent in eating.
Chen Pifu carried a knife, killed dogs, skinned and torn meat, and the action was smooth and pleasing to the eye. Wang Fatzi was drooling on the side, and sighed: "Cooking, Ding Jieniu, is nothing more than ......!"
There are many ways to cook dog meat, but Chen Pifu insists that only dog meat stewed in a casserole is called one word - really fragrant!
First wash the dog meat, cut it into pieces, put some ginger, pour in peanut oil, and fry the blood water of the dog meat first.
Then pour it into a casserole, add raspberry, tangerine peel, ginger, fennel, star anise, and other spices, as well as white radish cut into pieces, and simmer slowly.
After only a few efforts, the tempting fragrance wafted out of the casserole, and the fat man didn't go anywhere, just squatted in front of the casserole, staring at the casserole tightly.
"Out of breath!" Chen Pifu scolded with a smile. Then he walked to the door, looked at the deserted street outside the house, and smoked silently. There seemed to be familiar and unfamiliar smiling faces in my mind, and I couldn't help but smile and said to myself: "It's a pity that Brother Niu is not here, don't you know that there is a hot pot in the underworld? If not, then you will die of hunger!"
The cold breeze was blowing, and Chen Pifu felt extremely comfortable and enjoyed this rare tranquility.
"Boss, are you alright, is it time to eat?" the fat man shouted pitifully in the room.
"Shut up Lao Tzu, what's the hurry!"
"Oh!"
Time flows slowly, and the fat man feels that every second is tormented at the moment.
Finally, a series of firecrackers were faintly heard in the distance, and cheers gradually sounded around: "It's the New Year!"
Chen Pifu raised his head, looked at the sky hanging low at night, his eyes were a little hollow, and muttered: "It's the New Year!"
The cries of the fat man, who had already been impatient, were heard in the room.
The aroma of wine originates from the second pot head.
The meat aroma comes from the casserole dog meat.
As the saying goes, when the dog meat rolls, the gods can't stand steadily.
The two of them were in the living room, sitting on the floor, and the food was hearty. Especially the fat man, with his small eyes, exudes a happy light.
Suddenly, there was a sharp knock on the door, with great force, and the iron door rattled.
Before the two of them could react, they only heard a loud "bang!", and the door lock flew off and fell to the ground, clanging.
A strong man like an iron tower, who was close to two meters, rushed in, with red eyes, and roared: "Where is my brother?"
Chen Pifu subconsciously looked up at the strong man who almost blocked all the lights, he seemed to be very young, his face with thick eyebrows and big eyes was full of childishness, but his body was very burly and strong, his dark muscles were raised high, like iron casting, and his arms were thicker than ordinary people's thighs.
Wang Fat Man was a little sad, he ate more happily before, and the air conditioner was turned on in the house, so it was natural to be shirtless, but now that the door was kicked open, the cold wind poured in directly, and the fat man shuddered, and his hands were unconsciously protected in front of his chest, and he couldn't help but tremble.
The white breasts of the white flowers, who made all the bobas want to commit suicide in shame, trembled gently under the trembling of the fat man, in the cold wind......
The man inadvertently glanced down at the fat man, and the whole person was directly stunned.
The picture is eerily fixed there.
After a while, the man actually blushed, yes, with Chen Pifu's eyesight, he could clearly see that the man's face was flushed. Although it was covered by dark skin, it was definitely blushing.
I'll go, what a simple kid this is. Chen Pifu couldn't help but sigh, in this world, there are still men who can see fat men with blushing breasts, tsk, it's too simple.
The man held back for a long time, and said to the fat man, "Can you put your clothes on?"
Nani? The fat man looked confused, and then he looked up at the strong man, are you particularly sick? This is the New Year, kicking open Lao Tzu's door, just to let Lao Tzu put on clothes?
If you disturb the fat man, the fat man must be unhappy, since the fat man is unhappy, the fat man must be going to make a trick.
I saw the fat man get up violently, shouting: "Guanyin sits on the lotus!" Then, he pounced on the man, hugged the man's thigh tightly, and pushed hard.
Huh, why can't you push it?
Is it because the drunkenness is affecting my performance?
Spelled ...... Nani? Still can't push.
The fat man's sudden action startled the man, and he hurriedly shouted: "What are you doing? Why are you suddenly holding me? Let go!"
"Huhu...... ......Whew!" The fat man gave up completely, sat on the floor, and gasped: "Boy, you kicked my boss's door just to ask me what I was doing? Do you know where this is, boy, you have a big deal with you!"
Chen Pifu's eyes lit up on the side, and he appreciated this sudden man more and more, and he could make the fat man return in vain, it is estimated that this is the first one. I couldn't help laughing: "This brother, what is the matter with you?"
When the man saw the fat man let go of himself, he was obviously relieved, and then thought of the reason why he came to the door, and suddenly became angry, and shouted loudly: "By the way, what about my brother? Give my brother back?"
"Brother?" Chen Pifu was stunned and lit a cigarette for himself: "I said brother, you also saw it, there are just three of us here, where is your brother?"
"Impossible, my brother was captured by you!" The man was red-eyed and said loudly: "The people on the construction site have said that it was this fat man who took my brother away, and I chased him all the way to your door along the bloodstains, you hurry up and return my brother to me!"
The three key words of "brother, arrested, bloodstained?", seemed to be connected into a main line, Chen Pifu instantly made up a series of plots in his mind, and then glared at the fat man with his eyes, and said deeply: "Okay, fat man, you have a long ability, you actually learned to kidnap?"
“…… Woo woo, boss, I don't, I really don't!" The fat man looked aggrieved, and finally suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked: "Wait, you said you are from the construction site?"
"Yes!"
"Fresh Garden on the side?"
"Yes!"
"What's your brother's name?"
"Rifle!"
.......... "Rifle?...... Your brother can't be a dog, can he?"
"Yes, give my brother back!"
At this moment, the truth of the matter was finally revealed. It turned out to be for a dog, Chen Pifu and the fat man suddenly realized at the same time.
Chen Pifu even looked at this man's eyes, and became a little pity, hey, this can't be a fool, right, actually treating a dog as a younger brother?
Then he glared at Wang Fatzi fiercely, he still wanted to be a general, and even the blood stains extended all the way to his home, he was really a fool who had more than enough success and more than failure.
Wang Fatzi went to the bachelor and directly admitted: "Ang, that dog was beaten by me, it was already in my belly, and I didn't write my name, how do I know it's your brother? Don't think that I'm afraid of you when you grow big, hum, this is my home field, in terms of weight, I won't be three points behind you, am I still afraid that you won't succeed?"
"You...... I actually ate it...... My brother?" the man trembled a little, and his voice became slow and muffled.
"Aang, so what? Do you think I'm going to ...... Are you afraid of you?"
Because when the man directly punched the fat man out of a hole in the solid wood table that he bought from the thrift market for 500 yuan, Wang Fatzi found that it seemed... It seems like... Possible... I'm really scared.
Nima, that's solid wood, Lao Tzu also bargained for three hours, so it's not strong?
Even Chen Pifu put away his eyes of pity. As the so-called rich is capricious, young women who recognize dogs as sons abound these years, the same reason, you can be arrogant if you have the ability, don't say that you treat the dog as a younger brother, even if it is a father, Chen Pifu thinks, there seems to be no problem.