The night is dark and the wind is high, Da Dezi and I hid near the office and waited for an opportunity, I don't know why, every time we do something bad, we choose the night, but these bridges are tried and tested on TV, maybe the dark sky brings fear to people. The night tonight is not bad, the dark clouds are overwhelming, and there is not a single star, which is suitable for robbery. During the day, Dadezi and I were ready for the night, and took off all the clothes we usually wore, and I turned out a few clothes that my father wore before his death at home, one for me and Dadezi, and also bought two fruit knives in the mall, and by the way, I also took out the axes that the family usually uses to chop firewood, and the clothes and murder weapons were ready, but there was still a mask on the face and something like that. Dadezi means to buy two stockings on the head, I look at this psychologically perverted second goods, what age is this, and use stockings, I bought two cartoon masks in the children's store, everything is ready, in the afternoon I and Dadezi practice speaking, you must know that usually mixed with this old god stick, the voice is inevitably recognized, although I practiced for an afternoon, but I feel that the voice is still not good, if you really speak, you have to go through it immediately, no way, I used the computer to record a line of Fan Wei's robbery in "There are no thieves in the world".

I looked at the watch and it was very late, why didn't this old guy come back, Uncle Ye answered a phone call in the evening and said that he would not come back for dinner tonight, I almost jumped up when I heard the news, this is really what do you want to do, after the old god stick left, I had dinner with Dadezi, and came out, due to the bad weather today, there are not many pedestrians on the road. It's almost ten o'clock now, why hasn't this old god stick come back, Da Dezi is obviously a little impatient, I took out two cigarettes and handed one to Da Dezi. Da Dezi shook his head and motioned for me to look at the ground, only to see that the ground was full of cigarette butts, and then I realized that we had smoked so many cigarettes, and it seemed that it was really tiring to race against time. Da Dezi asked me at this time, Xiaofeng! Will this old guy go to pedicure, why hasn't he come back so late?

I also feel quite reasonable to hear Da Dezi say this, after all, this old god stick has always been single, and he has never heard him talk about topics such as being married, let alone having any children. Just when Da Dezi and I were thinking nonsense, I heard an extremely obscene singing voice in the distance, I was immediately overjoyed, such a magnetic voice except for the old god stick Uncle Ye who else can make this sound, Da Dezi and I hurriedly put on the head, put on the mask, and when Uncle Ye approached, he suddenly jumped out, and Da Dezi was even more quick to release the recorded voice. Beat.... Beat.... Beat... Disaster!

Uncle Ye was obviously stunned, it seems that he drank a lot today, his feet are a little shaky, he softened his eyes and looked at the two of us and said: Yo! Which road is this a friend! It seems that there is a lack of money in his hand, I have a little here for you to take to spend, so the old god stick took out a few red bills from his pocket and threw them into the air, I and Da Dezi patronized to look at the money, one didn't pay attention to the old god stick and ran away, I and Da Dezi were stunned, I didn't expect this old god stick to play with us in this hand, oh I'll go! Dadezi and I didn't care about the money on the ground, and hurried to chase it, not to mention, I and Dadezi have practiced for the past few months, and I feel that although we can't surpass Liu Xiang in speed, how can we be considered scuds in ordinary people, but what surprised us both was that Uncle Ye, the old god stick, actually ran faster than the two of us, professional!

After chasing a few streets, the old god stick finally stopped, turned back to the two of us, and said, "Two friends, don't you two chase each other?" Can't I give you the money? After I glanced at Dadezi, it was difficult to draw conclusions for a while, but I couldn't speak, so I had to continue to play the recording, I.C., IP, IQ card, all tell me the password?

Seeing that the two of us were just robbing money, the old god took out his wallet and said to the two of us: I have given all the money to the two of us, and I hope that it is not easy for the two of us to see that I am old, so spare me.

I saw that the old god stick was softened and it was not easy to play down, so I waved his hand to signal him to hurry up, and the old god stick saw that we let him go and took out a cigarette from his pocket, and wanted to smoke it for both of us. How could Da Dezi and I let him get close to us, and as soon as he waved the knife in his hand, the frightened old god stick ran away, which was faster than a rabbit. After seeing the old god stick walking away, Da Dezi and I took off our masks and sat on the ground and sighed.

Dadezi said to me: Xiaofeng! I think we are really a little overdone this time, let's go back early, since there is nothing wrong with this old guy, so be it, and we don't have to be afraid of him in the future.

Listen to Da Dezi so, I had to nod, I didn't expect this old guy to be really a magic stick, I thought he could have a big discovery in him but it was very disappointing, I and Da Dezi took off the clothes on the body to find a place where no one was, lit a fire and burned it, took a shortcut back to the office, after entering the house, the old guy has not come back, in order not to make him suspicious, I and Da Dezi fell on the bed and pretended to sleep, and after a while, Uncle Ye ran in a hurry, and after entering the house and turned on the light, he shouted to me and Da Dezi: Xiao Feng! Don't sleep, get up quickly, copy the guy, damn it, Lao Tzu has lived so big, and it's the first time he has been robbed.

Da Dezi and I rubbed our eyes and said, "Uncle Ye, what's going on?"

The old god glanced at the two of us and said: Your uncle and I have let people rob the way, hurry up and catch them. After the old god stick finished speaking, he took out three kitchen knives from the kitchen and said to the two of us to hurry up, it was slippery, and after a while, the two of them ran away.

Da Dezi and I forced a smile and put on our clothes, wrapped the kitchen knife in newspaper, and went out with the old god stick.

Uncle Ye's memory is really good, turned left and right, took the two of us to the accident site, and then said to the two of us: It was in this place just now, damn it! It's really bad luck these days, you two help me find out if there are suspicious people nearby, I and Dadezi looked at each other and smiled and then pretended to look nearby, about half an hour later, Dadezi said to Uncle Ye: Uncle! Who is this person! I think eighty percent of you drank too much and lost your wallet, or let's call the police.

This old god stick is now angry, and Da Dezi has no sense of proportion when he speaks, and suddenly angered this old guy, and went up to take a kick on Da Dezi's ass and said: Don't sleep if you can't find anyone tonight. The innocent Dadezi rubbed his ass and looked at me, which means that he has a big game tonight.

I glanced at Da Dezi helplessly, and then said to the old god, Uncle Ye, I think let's go back first, think about it, those thieves can't stand where they are and wait for us to catch them, are you right?

The old god stick listened to me and reasoned, nodded and said to the two of us: Let's go back first, what is going on this day. In the midst of Uncle Ye's complaints, the three of us began to walk back, and after two streets, when we were about to arrive at the office, suddenly Uncle Ye stopped and said to the two of us: Look.

Da Dezi and I looked in the direction that Uncle Ye pointed out, only to see two people standing under the dim street lamp in front of us, and the clothes on their bodies were the two pieces that I and Da Dezi burned just now, Da Dezi and I were stunned for a moment, what is going on, I really encountered a robbery? I couldn't help but touch the kitchen knife on my body.

At this time, Uncle Ye said to the two of us: They robbed me just now.

Are you sure?, I asked.

Fart! I can know them even if they turn to ashes, you see how bad they are! Now Uncle Ye has the confidence to rely on me and Dadezi by his side, took out a kitchen knife and walked over and shouted at the two people opposite: Hey, your grandfather is back.

Dadezi and I followed closely behind, and when we saw that this old god stick was so arrogant, we were speechless.

The two people in front of them heard someone shouting behind them, turned their heads, and suddenly the old god stick sounded! Fainted to the ground, and Dadezi and I saw the old god stick suddenly faint, and we knew that things were not good, and then looked at the two people in front of us, and Dadezi and I were scared that our scalps were numb, what kind of people were they! Two big flower faces, as if singing Peking Opera, and holding two bright plate axes in their hands, and the person next to them was holding a mourning stick in his hand.

I didn't expect this time to be at the door of the house, and just now I also felt a yin qi, these two damn old ghosts were actually wearing clothes for me and Dadezi, recalling when I and Dadezi burned clothes just now, I did feel that there was something strange next to me, but I didn't think about it, I didn't expect these two lonely ghosts to meet.

Da Dezi hurriedly ran over to me and said: Xiaofeng, be careful, these two things are for the dead ghost, and the resentment is very deep, my guy is in the house office, and now there is a drag oil bottle and pointed to the old god stick, this time it's all up to you, I'll get the old god stick back first, and then come to help you.

I nodded, at this time, the two substitute ghosts had already rushed over, no doubt! The first target was the old god stick, now he has no attack power, if the two substitute ghosts kill one of the old god sticks first, they can go to reincarnation smoothly, but Da Dezi's eyes are fast, and before the axe falls, he suddenly dragged Uncle Ye over, and then turned his back and said to me: Xiaofeng! You hold on for a while, and then the girl ran away.

And I want to buy time for Da Dezi at the moment, and hurriedly chant a spell to summon Qingfeng, Qingfeng just arrived, and saw me and the two substitute ghosts fighting together, and I didn't need to ask to come up to help, and now my guy didn't bring it, so I can only rely on the Tai Chi taught by Zhang Tiezui, and these two substitute ghosts are fighting, I hope Dadezi will come back soon.

After a few rounds, because there was no guy in my hand, I was almost injured by the board axe, and the one with the mourning stick was surrounded by a few breezes for a while and couldn't be separated, then I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have a guy!

After I pulled the kitchen knife out, I gave up using Tai Chi to grab the white blade empty-handed, but this kitchen knife was like a pedicure compared to the board axe, and it was not lethal at all. But the ghost of the dead didn't give me a chance to breathe, and the two axes ran to my head. I subconsciously dodged and dodged.

At this moment, Da Dezi's voice came from a distance: Xiaofeng, don't be afraid, I'm here!

Watching Da Dezi rushing over, holding all kinds of guys in his hands, it seems that Da Dezi is going to kill tonight.