Chapter 249: The Suffering of the Thin Monkey (Third Update)
For some reason, Yang Rui likes to see Ding Ling's shy answer.
He felt that Ding Ling at this time was the cutest and most seductive, and he also liked to tease her the most, making her look embarrassed and helpless.
Yang Rui smiled and said: "Oh, what's so embarrassing, we're a couple, it's normal to send a tattoo chest, hehe, you said you like it, then put it on me now and see if it's suitable for me to buy......?"
Ding Ling had a black line on the door, and glanced at Yang Rui, which was simply amorous.
Yang Rui kept urging, and Ding Ling blushed and said, "Just change it here?"
"Yes, then where do you want to change?" Yang Rui said as he stared.
"Okay. Ding Ling was a little embarrassed and said, "Then you turn around." ”
"Turn around, no, no, no, don't be shy, where haven't I seen you?" Yang Rui grinned, to be honest, he really wanted to appreciate Ding Ling's appearance in that thing.
Especially Ding Ling's childish face Juru, she must be very sexy to wear.
"Good...... All right. ”
Ding Ling couldn't resist it, and began the seductive dressing process.
Ten minutes later, Yang Rui walked out of the dormitory, and his heart was extremely refreshed.
Ding Ling followed behind, blushing all the time.
Yang Rui laughed and said, "Next time...... I'll buy you another fat one!"
"What is Fatci?" Ding Ling looked puzzled.
"You don't know that? Yang Rui said.
Ding Ling's face turned red again, and she refused: "That...... I don't want to. ”
Yang Rui smiled and said: "That's not good, if you say you buy it, you must buy it, hey...... I don't know what color you wear to look better......? It's big, it's black, it's mysterious, it's red, it's going to add hot enthusiasm, it's pink, it's going to give people a virgin complex, by the way, I haven't asked you yet, what color do you like?"
"Powder...... Pink, I love pink. ”
"Okay, then I'll buy the powder. As he spoke, he laughed evilly: "No, no, no, I think I can still buy a strip of any color, and if you are in a different mood, you can change to a different fat time, so that it will be exciting to twist it up...... You're right?"
Ding Ling blushed and didn't dare to look at him at all, but puffed up and said, "Xiaorui, don't say it, I'll ...... I didn't find you that bad before. ”
Yang Rui said: "Men are not bad, women are not loved, I only like you more when I make you bad, don't you?"
"Why? ”
"Haha, I'll know if there's a next time. ”
Yang Rui laughed while enjoying the pleasure of teasing Ding Ling.
Different from Yang Rui's happiness, far away in the dense forest of the 100,000 mountains on the border, the skinny monkey is experiencing unprecedented physical and mental pain!
It was the second day of his airdrop deep into the jungle, and he parachuted from a high altitude to land, and he was not poked to death by the branches of the jungle, but he almost fell to his death.
Fortunately, the parachute hung on the branch when he landed, giving him a cushion, otherwise, the huge impact would have thrown him straight into the mud!
This is the first time he has survived in the wild, and he finally took out the emergency package, got the locator, and found his bearing, but he didn't know where he was going, and after fiddling for a long time, he finally saw the target location.
So, he used his compass to determine the direction, and he desperately advanced through the dense forest.
According to the crazy leader, if they don't reach their destination within the specified time, then they will have to stay in this vast jungle, kill him, don't do any apes, and don't spend the rest of their lives with the mother savages here.
Because, when he was high in the sky, he saw that this was a primeval forest that could not be seen at all, and if he stayed here, with his own strength, it would be impossible to get out alive!
He will die in this jungle, and he will bury his bones elsewhere.
He swore that he would dominate the world with Yang Rui, so he couldn't die, and he couldn't die here without knowing anything.
After a day of walking in the jungle, he was hungry and thirsty, and his head was dizzy, before he had been chased by a python, and he had met a female ape who was fierce and in heat and wanted to ask for an anal, and he had also fallen into a swamp quagmire, if it hadn't happened for a crocodile passing by, and he had wittily grabbed the other party's tail, I am afraid he would have sunk in the quagmire.
In short, along the way, he has experienced thrilling experiences that he has never experienced before, and he feels that the thrills of his life are not as great as the thrills he has experienced in one day.
The biggest problem is that there is no food and clean water, and when he sees wild fruits, whether they are poisonous or not, he eats them.
As for the water, all the water sources in the dense forest were not clean, and there were so many bloodsuckers in them that he could only drink the dew that had gathered on the leaves of the trees.
He wanted to eat meat, but none of the animals here he could catch and submit.
He even thought about turning his head and slaughtering the giant python that chased him, cramping and skinning, and making a sweet snake soup.
Or, he went back and killed the giant crocodile, skinned the crocodile and made himself a decent leash, but the crocodile was his savior, and if he wanted revenge, he would not be righteous enough, so he gave up after thinking about it.
Besides, on this road, he can only move forward, and he can't turn back.
He was a little strange that he hadn't seen any of his pig teammates who had skydived with him along the way.
If you can meet such a person, you can take care of each other to some extent, but after walking for a whole day, he didn't meet him.
Just as he was struggling to move forward, he suddenly saw two big dogs like wolves gnawing on the corpse of a human!
He was suddenly terrified! Just now he said that he couldn't meet his pig teammates, but in an instant, he saw that the pig teammates had been eaten by the strange dogs!
He also realized in an instant that none of this was a dream, not a nightmare as he thought, but a real, cruel test of survival that could kill him at any time!
"Grass your grandma's flying eagle, if Lao Tzu knew that it was this kind of deadly trial, kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu would not come!"
He cursed in his heart the Flying Eagle who deceived him.
Bypassing the two strange dogs, Yang Rui continued to move forward in embarrassment, complaining that the sky and the sky could no longer hear, he could only continue to move forward in order to survive.
Another day, and at night he climbed to sleep on a high branch.
When he woke up the next day, he continued on his way, he didn't know how long the so-called allotted time was, he only knew that he had to be fast, faster. Otherwise, he really has to rest in this dense forest, and the end will be like a pig teammate who is hungry by a strange dog.
Finally, when he was about to turn into a wild man, he heard the whining of the helicopter propeller.
He was overjoyed, and rushed out of the dense forest, and in the center of the dense forest was actually carved out a large circular flat land, on which a huge military transport helicopter was whining and starting.
It's about to take off and fly away.
The thin monkey's heart is about to jump out, don't get to the last moment, it would be too sad for him to be thrown off, which is equivalent to the suffering he has suffered in the past two days in vain.
He is unwilling, how can he be willing?
He rushed out and ran towards the helicopter, shouting in a hoarse voice, "Grass and mud horses, big birds...... Wait a minute, I haven't gotten on the plane yet......"
But.
The sound of the propeller completely drowned out his shouting, but fortunately, the plane took off for about ten meters, and the pilot saw him rushing out.
The helicopter circled in the air for a moment, then stopped, and a long ladder descended from the helicopter.
The skinny monkey finally has a kind of joy for the rest of his life. He desperately grabbed the ladder and finally climbed into the helicopter with the strength to eat!
But as soon as he got on the helicopter, he was dumbfounded.
In front of them, there were nine wild men! These guys were unkempt, black, fishy, and smelly, with only two eyes and a row of teeth that were white.
The skinny monkey trembled with fright and almost fell off the helicopter.
Fortunately, one of the savages grabbed him, only to hear the savage say: "Brother, be steady, don't die in the dense forest, you will lose your life when you get on the plane!"
The thin monkey was stunned and jumped out: "Grass, you...... Are you a person......? I thought you were a savage. ”
The men looked at him in unison like an idiot.
"How much better do you think you can do than us? Tell you, ten or twenty people, only nine of us survived...... This is a piece of fart!"
When the thin monkey heard this, he was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect this stubble just now!
Looking at the eight pig teammates in front of him, his eyes were inexplicably red.
Nima...... It's just not easy...... It's not easy. ”
He finally began to cry, he was the first to cry, but crying seemed to be contagious, and the other eight pig teammates in the entire cabin also howled and cried.
As soon as they cried for a while, the door of the cab opened, and the leader of Bing Youzi, who kicked them off the plane, walked out, and he scolded as he walked: "Cry a few times, you are not dead, crying? It's a man, so wipe away Lao Tzu's tears...... Look at you all like bears, it's really unpracticed!"