"It's over, even you have a special object, how to live the days after this, you look like this, Li Yuan looks like this, one is the Shaolin Temple Army, the other is the zoo gorilla, why has this society become like this now, do the ugly ones have objects? It seems that the second dog is single. I said helplessly.

"Damn, what you said seems to be how handsome you are, your appearance can't compare to mine," Zhang Qi pouted.

That's right, you don't look good, look at me and Zhang Qi, this is called a handsome guy, this is called appearance, you have to be tall and tall, you have to look good, a proper handsome guy, Li Yuan said very shamelessly with a handful of hair.

"Vomit ....."

Don't disgust me, you two don't have a special appearance, you two can also have something to do with the word appearance, the height is there, the same as the old telephone pole, the figure is also there, the strong one is the same as a calf, is this look....It's really a little unsatisfactory, I can't see it at all, isn't it a second dog?

"Well..... you say that's fine, I feel like that, but it's not as evil as you say, if you use celebrities to describe it, then our looks belong to the type of little fresh meat, and Li Yuan and Zhang Qi belong to the kind of tough guys," Ergouzi thought for a while and said.

"Look, look at what Ergouzi said, look at this analogy of others, look at what you said, you can't speak, let me tell you, it's easy to offend people if you talk like this, you know?" Zhang Qi said with a raised eyebrow.

"Well....that's right, Zhang Feng's words are really not good," Li Yuan on the side also echoed.

"Come on, you two don't have a few handfuls of, I can't talk anywhere, I'm just telling the truth, it's just that the metaphor is not very appropriate, ugly people have a home, only handsome people like us are still alone, isn't it, my little local tyrant and two dogs?" I smiled and put my arms around the shoulders of the two dogs and asked.

"I'm not on the same team as you, I'm a family man, I'm not single," Ergouzi said as he pulled my hand away.

"What's the matter, you're still out of the house? I didn't know you had a home, your father and your mother, this doesn't count, I'm talking about the object, don't you have it?"

The second dog was not happy when he heard it: The family I said is not the family you said, I am a person with an object, you forget, I don't have a violent big orange, now the relationship between the two of us is very close, I estimate that the two of us can succeed, can walk into the palace of love, and step into the happy small room of love.

"Grass, it's over, you have a special one, if you have an object, you will say that you have an object, what kind of family is it, this little word gives you the whole hard, and the palace of love, what are you two going to do, you want to go to the monk, and you especially step into the small room of love, I listen to a few mouthfuls of teeth, you just say that you two are going to the guest hall to open, and then a snap, pop, pop, snap, take out a small leather whip, and say that this is cultural. ”

"Heh...."Vulgar, what do you know, this is called romance, do you understand, girls like romance, if it's as direct as you say, then don't you get angry, if I say so, which girl is unhappy, I don't think I'm very poetic, don't you say?

"Grass ......"

What's special is that I don't seem to understand.,I don't know anything.,I've played these things you've played a long time ago.,I'm clear about it.,I don't know how many times I've used it.。

"Phew...you know what a poop. ”

…….

In fact, what the second dog said is really right, if you talk like me, the girls will definitely not be happy, if you say it like the second dog, it must be that the girls are happy, I should really learn from the two dogs, the two dogs can't do anything else, it's this mouth, especially will coax girls to be happy, sometimes, girls just want that little bit of romance........

I squatted on the ground in a frenzy, raised my head and squinted at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, and said very depressedly: It's over, it seems that I can't play happily with you in the future, I should go and play with Brother Tian, Lei Ye, Confused, and Huzi, only we can have a common language.

"Why, what's wrong?" Zhang Qi asked.

What's the matter?,Didn't you find out that the people I said were old singles.,Are they all single old men?,You all have a partner.,What else am I talking about with you?,Am I not heartbroken.,I'm not sad.,Do you want me to fantasize about your sweet scenes at night?

"Damn, what's the situation, don't you have a partner?" Zhang Qi asked in surprise.

"Hehe, that was before, I didn't have a partner since the morning, I've broken up, and now I'm alone, the word object is really familiar and unfamiliar to me, and it feels like my heart is like a glass shard..."I said with a bitter face.

"'I'm grass, you're a little sudden, walk, go to the toilet and talk. Zhang Qi patted me on the shoulder, and a few of us walked in the direction of the toilet.

didn't take two steps, Zhang Qi stopped, and then said: Then you go to the toilet first, and I will arrive later.

"What's the matter?"

"So mysterious?"

“……”

"Hehe, you guys don't care, you go first, I'll be soon," Zhang Qi turned around and walked to the class.

We didn't go to the toilet either, just stood in the corridor to see what Zhang Qi was going to do, anyway, the head teacher won't come back at this time, and the leader of the class can't come up, even if he is used to him, out of the teaching director and the principal can make us afraid, and the other small leaders are all scum level.

We watched Zhang Qi walk to the door of the class with a big groove, push open the door, stretch his neck, as if he was a G head, and then shouted inside: Huzi, help me look at the teacher, if the teacher asks, it will be me who is sparse, go to the toilet outside.

After speaking, Zhang Qi closed the door, didn't take two steps, and then went back to push open the door and shouted: That... Daughter-in-law, I'll go out to smoke a cigarette, don't think about me, I'll be back in a while, Trojan Horse.....

After a series of things were explained, we came over.

"Oh, I'm grassy, what a few spicy eyes, Li Yuan, are you going out to say goodbye to Zhu Xiaoying like this?" I asked Li Yuan.

"I...?hehe, I can't, I can't tell, I'm not as cheeky as Zhang Qi's kid, you better let the second dog play that trick." ”

"But I can't fix anything else," Ergouzi shook his head as well.

Ha ha... It seems that we can't do it, it has to be Zhang Qi, I didn't expect this Zhang Qi's hair to be shaved, and the thickness of this face has also gone up.

"What are you whispering about me, you must not have said anything good about me. ”

"No, how can I say bad things about you, we praise you for being handsome, especially temperamental....."

"Then if you say so, then I won't fight with you, I always think so, I feel that I am also very handsome, very similar to Andy Lau, more like Jackie Chan in terms of temperament, and special like Bruce Lee in terms of figure," Zhang Qi said very shameless narcissism.

"Uh....what did you say...."

"You're really like...."

“………”

A few of us laughed and ran to the upstairs toilet, at this time there was basically no one, many of the first year of junior high school did not dare to come out, the second year of junior high school was basically sleeping, not to mention the third year of junior high school, one by one they were struggling to read and rarely came out, of course, there were some individuals.

There is one thing I am particularly curious about, that is, I have been with Brother Tian and them for so long, I rarely see them skipping class, unless there is something particularly important they will not go to class, under normal circumstances, they stay in the class honestly, even if they don't study, they don't skip class.

And I haven't seen them take the initiative to bully anyone, rarely cause trouble, unlike Yang Kai and them, they bully the students of the second year of junior high school at every turn, or the first year of junior high school, of course, he rarely bullies in the third year of junior high school, after all, there is a white wolf sitting there, in case of a stabbing one that has something to do with the white wolf, the white wolf must not drag Yang Kai JB down.

……….

Zhang Qi took out a cigarette and threw it to each of us, and then asked: Zhang Feng, what's the matter, why did you divide it?

"Hey, don't mention it, I'm so angry when I mention it, don't you see that my mouth is foaming, I get up in an instant, and it hurts me to death," I said as I touched the big bubble on my mouth and took a puff of cigarette.

"Tell me, what a big deal, how old are we, it's not that we can't find a partner, let's be happy by saying what you're unhappy about..... it's not right, it's you who say the unhappy things, and then you're happy, this hurry almost said the wrong thing. Zhang Qi smiled.

", if you're in a hurry, you say the wrong thing, that's what you think in your hearts, what are you talking about with me, actually, I really don't want to say anything about this matter, I can't say it. ”

"If there's anything you can't say, just say it, you can still die, if you want to say it, just say it, don't talk about pulling it down, we're not happy to listen to it," Ergouzi said impatiently.

"I'm fucking, it's just me, don't you want to hear it, then I have to tell you, I can't listen to it, I'll call you today." ”

I took a hard puff of cigarette and told them about my affairs, in fact, I don't really want to say, I feel like I'm like a girl now, I keep talking to others about something, it's a little annoying, but there's no way, I have such a group of brothers, I don't tell them, who do I talk to?

………….

After listening to me, Zhang Qi threw the cigarette in his hand to the ground and stepped on it and said: Listen to what you say, you were deceived by that little girl, and you were also wearing a hat?

"Yes... I feel so hot now, and my brain is green and ......"

"Zhang Feng, as a brother, I'll ask you a word. ”

"What's that?"

"him?"