Chapter 102: Self-inflicted
"Impotence is impotence, what else is there to admit! Don't worry, even if you are sick, I will not laugh at you. ”
Liu Yu grinned, glanced at Fan Tong and said.
"You ......"
Fan Tong was even more angry, his face turned pale, he stood up directly from the sofa, and pointed at Liu Yu for a long time but did not say a complete sentence.
"Little Divine Doctor, this ......"
Lin Lao glanced at Liu Yu suspiciously.
Liu Yu shook his head at him and said, "You should put away the prescription first, your prescription for his impotence can't be cured, maybe it will have the opposite effect!"
"I don't know what the little doctor thinks?"
After listening to Liu Yu's words, Lin Lao directly put away the prescription and looked at him with a puzzled expression.
"His illness, in fact, is not a big deal, it's just that the yin qi on the female ghost seals the yang veins, bask in the sun more, and it will be better in a few months. ”
Liu Yu waved his hand and said lightly.
"Female ghost, why don't you talk about zombies, I originally thought you were a charlatan, but now it seems that I was wrong, you are a little god stick, a liar!"
"Lin Lao, you also heard it just now, this guy actually said that there are ghosts in this world, what is he not a liar?"
Fan Tong said with a distorted face.
"Shut up, Fan Tong, if you are disrespectful to the little divine doctor, then you will get out of my house immediately. ”
Lin Lao couldn't bear it anymore, and scolded with a cold face.
Fan Tong didn't expect that Lin Lao would protect this dirt bun so much, and obediently shut his mouth.
"That's all you have to say, it's your business to listen or not. ”
After saying that, Liu Yu stopped paying attention to Fan Tong, this guy couldn't tell the difference between good and bad words.
"Chunhua, is the meal ready, I'm hungry. ”
Saying that, Liu Yu walked towards the dining table very unceremoniously.
"Why are you in a hurry, is it the reincarnation of a starving ghost?"
Lin Qiuyu walked out with two dishes, glanced at Liu Yu, and said coquettishly.
Since the last girls' dormitory incident, Lin Qiuyu's opinion of Liu Yu has changed a lot, but she still doesn't like to hear Liu Yu call herself Chunhua, this name is too earthy.
"Chunhua, you look much better when you're angry than when you're not!"
Liu Yu grinned.
"A dog can't spit out ivory!"
Lin Qiuyu couldn't help but laugh and scolded, hearing Liu Yu say that she was good-looking, she was still a little proud in her heart.
Seeing Lin Qiuyu and Liu Yu's flirting appearance, Fan Tong still had the face to stay any longer, pretending to say that he had something, and then ran away in disgrace.
Then Lin Qiuyu beckoned everyone to eat, and the three of them gathered around the table.
Lin Lao sat on the main seat, Liu Yu sat on the guest seat on Lin Lao's left, and Lin Qiuyu naturally sat next to Liu Yu.
There are eight dishes on the wide table, some meat and some vegetarian, and the combination seems reasonable, but some of the dishes are too ugly, especially some stir-fried dishes, which are so black that you can't tell what they are.
This is probably the legendary dark cuisine.
Liu Yu couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Hehe, little divine doctor, Qiu Yu is cooking at home for the first time, you can take care of it!"
Lin Lao also noticed the problem with the dish, and his old face was a little unbearable, and he explained embarrassedly.
"It's okay, it's okay!"
Liu Yu waved his hand and said nonchalantly.
"Haha, the little miracle doctor's open-mindedness really makes the old man admire, today I will replace the wine with a drink, and toast the little miracle doctor!"
Lin Lao smiled and lifted the juice in his hand and toasted Liu Yu.
Lin Lao's usual life is very particular, and he basically doesn't touch things like tobacco and alcohol.
Then under Lin Lao's signal, several people began to move their chopsticks, Lin Lao took a bite of every dish, and then put down the chopsticks, couldn't help but glance at his granddaughter, sighed long, and didn't say anything.
And Liu Yu was holding the vegetables and gulping the rice, in order to deal with the water ghost, he didn't have time to eat at noon, he was already hungry.
"Eat slowly, drink some soup, don't choke!"
Looking at Liu Yu's gobbling up of food, Lin Qiuyu nodded with satisfaction, and served him a bowl of pig's feet soup very virtuously.
If someone who doesn't know the relationship between the two people sees this scene, they think they are a newlywed.
Liu Yu was not polite, and drank it all heartily.
"How's it going, is it delicious?"
Lin Qiuyu carefully looked at Liu Yu's expression and couldn't wait to ask.
She just added a shabu shabu to the soup and cooked it for a while, shabu shabu is the hottest pepper in the world, basically two times in the soup, the spicy taste is enough.
Unexpectedly, Liu Yu nodded and said that it was not bad.
It must be pretended, Lin Qiuyu snorted coldly in his heart.
"It's delicious, then let's drink another bowl!"
As he spoke, he served Liu Yu another bowl of soup.
Liu Yu ate two bites of rice, and drank the pig's foot soup again, as if he didn't feel spicy at all, and smacked his lips with great satisfaction.
What's going on? Could it be that the shabu-shabu they sold me was fake?
At this time, Lin Qiuyu muttered in her heart, and couldn't help but give herself a bowl of soup, took a shallow sip, and the next moment the mouthful of soup was directly spit on the table by her.
"Spicy, so spicy, give me water!"
Lin Qiuyu said to Liu Yu while fanning his mouth.
Liu Yu smiled and handed her the orange juice in his hand.
After drinking a large glass of orange juice, Lin Qiuyu felt a lot more comfortable.
"You bastard, you actually tricked me!"
At this time, Lin Qiuyu also understood what was going on, and glared at Liu Yu fiercely.
"Haha, you're calling it self-inflicted. ”
Although this meal was not so delicious, Liu Yu enjoyed it very much, at least the atmosphere was very relaxed.
After eating and drinking, Liu Yu chatted with Lin Lao for a while before driving home.
Mo Xiaoniu should be sleeping at this point, Liu Yu tiptoed open the door, but found that the kitchen light was still on at this time, and a burst of black smoke came out of the kitchen and went straight to the sky.
"What's going on, can't it be a fire?"
So without thinking about it, he rushed to the kitchen, only to find that Mo Lianyi was holding a shovel in his hand, trembling at the pot full of flames, looking like he didn't know what to do at all.
Liu Yu let out a long sigh, rushed over with an arrow step, picked up the lid of the pot very neatly, put out the fire in the pot, and turned off the gas stove.
"Liu Yu, you're back, just now, you scared me to death just now!"
Mo Lianyi flashed with tears and suddenly fell into Liu Yu's arms.
"Okay, okay, it's okay, didn't I tell you on the phone to order takeout, why do you still cook by yourself?"
"I want to learn to cook and eat by myself, so that when you go out and fool around again, I won't have anything to eat!"
Mo Lianyi pursed his lips and looked at Liu Yu with an aggrieved expression, Bai Xuan's face was stained with black soot, and he looked very embarrassed.
Liu Yu looked at Mo Lianyi's gray face, and suddenly felt a little distressed.
"Alright, alright, go out and wash your face, leave it to me here!"
Saying that, Liu Yu drove Mo Lianyi out of the kitchen and simply fried two side dishes.
Mo Lianyi should be hungry, looking at her gobbling up, Liu Yu couldn't help but smile.
"You're embarrassed to laugh, if it weren't for you bastard, how would I be hungry like this!"
Mo Lianyi puffed out his mouth and glared at Liu Yu with some anger.
"Lin Lao is an elder after all, and during the days when he came to Tang Hai, he took good care of me, can I not go if he asked me to go to his house for dinner?"
Liu Yu shrugged helplessly and explained.
"Hmph, what's the matter with that Shen Wuyi who came to the door today?"
Mo Lianyi snorted coldly, with some dissatisfaction in his tone.
"I really don't have anything to do with that girl, we've only known each other for three days, and I don't know what she's crazy about!"
Liu Yu let out a long sigh, to be honest, he couldn't figure out what Shen Yuyi was thinking.
Mo Lianyi pursed his lips and did not speak, but took care of the rice in the bowl by himself.
Through this period of getting along, he naturally knew that Liu Yu was not a person who messed with flowers.
"By the way, Ripple, I have a sum of money in my hand now, but I don't know what business to do, can you help me think about it?"
After being silent for a long time, Liu Yu suddenly asked.
In fact, he has already considered this plan, after all, money can't make money in the card, so it's better for him to do some business or something, but he doesn't understand it very well.
"Where did you get the money to do business?"
At this time, Mo Lianyi had almost eaten, put down his chopsticks, glanced at Liu Yu, and couldn't help asking.
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