"Senior sister, she must have written this sentence for me!"

"You've said that people are literary and fresh, isn't it normal to write this kind of thing? ”

"But she left early today. "I'm still not convinced.

"How well do you know her, do you know what she does?"

Wohuo said: "Xiao Wutong, you eat greasy again, be careful to weigh three pounds next month!"

Syllable!

The crisp sound of chopsticks breaking made my crotch cold.

"Junior brother, have you forgotten the last time you called me by my name?" she smiled with a smile in her eyes, and to me it sounded like a knife.

How did I forget this stubble, the first and only time in my life to call my senior sister by her name, she was a grab, choked my wrist, and almost broke my fingers, I once suspected that my senior sister was from a martial arts family. Later, she warned me that the next time I call the big name is the one below, I wiped it, you are a girl, the goddess of the school, why are you yellow and violent!

I clutched my crotch and begged for mercy: "Goddess Wutong, if you maliciously hurt people and want to be sentenced, for the sake of social harmony, can you let me go first?"

"Just let it hang there for a few days, and if you're in a bad mood, take it away at any time. ”

Damn, it's like it's not mine.

Chatting while eating hot pot, this has almost become a routine, every time I discuss my sister's "script", I will discuss it with my friendliest brother, Sister Wutong, she is my behind-the-scenes military advisor, my sister's wingman, and a mentor who sums up experience afterwards.

Of course not, only women know women best, what they want and need, all the fantasies about romance and men's love, are what men can't guess in their lives, I have always been glad that I met my senior sister in college, and since then I have overcome all the obstacles.

"Speaking of which, you don't even know the girl's name, are you in a hurry? Why don't I go over tomorrow to help you?" She didn't eat ladylike, and the senior sister liked hot pot too much, so I didn't like to eat hot pot at all.

I sandwiched a piece of meat to her: "No, the script needs to be changed." ”

"What did it look like?"

"Confidentiality. ”

For dinner, my senior sister helped me summarize the afternoon's events, and the result was that it was my business.

Originally, I planned to talk about Murakami Muraki and Tarkovsky in the way of literary youth, step by step, after all, we have also mixed with Douban and flirted with female literary youths before.

After eating, she dragged me to send her back, and said, "I'm a girl who goes back by herself, it's not safe." ”

"What are you kidding, senior sister, you can beat ten men in one piece, you should send me home. ”

She glared at me, I didn't dare to be poor, anyway, the hot pot restaurant was not far from the apartment where she lived, the night was surprisingly quiet, the sound of high heels was a little charming, I listened to it, recalling the appearance of her wearing high heels for the first time in college, twisted her foot but frowned, I didn't dare to help, standing weakly beside her, she was angry and laughing, and stretched out her white hand to me.

Out of my mind, my palms suddenly warmed, soft and slippery, who pulled my hand?

I looked at the senior sister next to me in surprise, but she didn't care, she looked ahead, I looked forward, and got it, the script is here.

"Kirito, is he your boyfriend?" stood a tall man across from him, his eyes surprised.

"Yes, didn't you see me bring him to my house?" The senior sister entered the play quickly, and the tone seemed to really put me to sleep.

I didn't dare to breathe, and if I didn't follow her script at this time, I would be killed on the spot at any time.

The man sighed, as if he was a little dead, and said dissatisfiedly: "Tongtong, I asked the people in your company, have you always been single?"

"I live a low-key life, do I need to tell you?"

I think if this man presses more, the senior sister will directly kill him, and immediately mend the knife: "Please don't call my girlfriend Tongtong in the future, okay, and don't appear here again and disturb our cohabitation life." ”

Although the words hurt, I am saving him.

The man withered directly when he heard the word cohabitation.

"Senior sister, how many times is this year?'s spring?" I looked at the man's back and felt that I had done a good deed.

Senior sister let go of my hand and said, "Be cannon fodder for me, are you at a loss?" I said: "Of course I don't suffer, but this man is about to find where you live, it's obscene enough, with your temper, you didn't kill first and then quickly, and recently believed in Buddhism?"

She glanced at me: "Why don't I send you to see the Buddha, and you can ask him?"

In fact, similar scripts have happened many times, I have to follow the rhythm of the senior sister every time, improvisation, sometimes I have to pretend to be a domineering president-type boyfriend, sometimes I have to be an intimate and warm man, and sometimes I have to pretend to be a big brother in the underworld.

We are such a pair of good comrades-in-arms, she understands the girl's mind for me, when I am a wingman, I resist the entanglement of men for her, and when she is cannon fodder, since the college days, we have a very tacit understanding, but for so many years, our direction has been opposite, I am pursuing, she is refusing.

"Senior sister, I have known you for so many years, has any man ever successfully touched a strand of your hair?" I was a little curious about my senior sister's fierce life.

She smiled at her, "Of course, you." ”

"Oh, you treat me as a man?" I always thought that my senior sister treated me as a best friend and I regarded her as a brother.

She sneered and glanced at my lower body, "Before I take it, you're half a man for the time being." ”

Depend on!

You don't want to take my little brother!

Probably ate too much at night, the senior sister suddenly asked to walk a few more steps nearby, I can only obey the fate, the night is good, the senior sister didn't talk much, I found out, what is she thinking about today, like the girl during the day, she likes to think about life in the spring?

On a spring night, it was a little cold, and my senior sister was still showing her long legs, so I put my coat on her: "It's not early, do you want to drag it until the subway closes, and then let me sleep at your house?"

She ignored my nonsense, sat down on the bench, and sighed faintly, "Goni, I'm almost on my birthday." ”

"It's a good thing, I remember your birthday better than anyone else, and I've thought of all the gifts. I flattered her a few words, but she still ignored it: "Do you know how old I am after my birthday?"

I was stunned when I heard it, age has always been the secret of the senior sister, I only know that she is older than me, she is my senior sister, and she graduated before me, because age is always a taboo for the senior sister, and I never dare to ask more.

"Forget it, you know, one more chance to laugh at me. She smiled wryly alone, and I knew she really had something on her mind today.

"Think you're old?"

"Who is not afraid of old women?" she suddenly leaned her head on my shoulder and said, "You say, we have graduated for so long and are busy, what is it for?"

I used to say, "Eat to make money." ”

It turns out that the senior sister is really thinking about life.

"Yes, I only remember these, as if I was alive, just to grow old, last night I dreamed that we were in college, laughing together, preparing graduation works together, and now I don't seem to be able to get that enthusiasm anymore, I can only occasionally like tonight, temporary scripts to reminisce, I always feel that my youth is gone. ”

"That's because there are no men in your youth. I scoffed, and she pinched my thigh: "Don't spoil the atmosphere." ”

She looked into the night and said, "Remember the bet we made before?"

"The Plaza Accord?"

A few years ago, with the same moonlight and the same quiet, my senior sister and I made a square agreement on the campus square, and we hurt each other and ended up together, I don't want to remember it at all, it's so stupid.

"Senior sister, I can't lie to you about the hypocrisy of eternal youth, no matter how awesome a person is, he can't resist time, this is probably the fairest thing in the world, but, I think, our youth is not completely over, at least, now it is the tail of youth, you say yes. ”

She nodded after listening, feeling comforted, and smiled and muttered, "Liar." ”

The quiet night sky, no stars to be seen, neither of us spoke anymore, maybe in the tail of this youth, more or less sad and panicked, we are all too afraid of aging, we are all the same kind of people.

All messy thoughts can only turn into a sigh in this long night.

Since time is unstoppable, let's finish the final story calmly.