"It's easy to get sleepy this spring!" Li Xiaoming thought sleepily.

Time: April 1, 2019, 12:47 p.m.

Location: Men's toilet of Yuanlong Company on the 12th floor of Fucheng International Office Building, Tianfu 2nd Street, Rongcheng.

Character: Li Xiaoming

Event: Squatting

Li Xiaoming had just returned to the company after lunch, and was about to discuss the major events of heavenly reincarnation in the toilet, sitting on the toilet because of the impact of just eating lunch, his mind was drowsy, and he nodded unconsciously......

“Duang！”

"Ouch!"

In a trance, my head didn't know what it had bumped into, and I instantly lost my sleepiness......

"Oh no! I nodded forward, there's nothing in front of me?" Li Xiaoming opened his eyes and looked around. "What's weird?" he picked his head, looking confused. But in a trance, there seemed to be a faint spherical shadow flashing in front of me.

Before he could react, a wonderful voice came to mind: "Successfully obtained character information, name: Li Xiaoming." Date of birth: 23 November 1985. Height: 178cm, weight: 65kg. Occupation: Programmer and Business Manager. Assets: 3 credit cards, with a total amount of 100,000, 80,254.19 used, a set of real estate, a loan of 540,000, 20 installments, 46 months repaid. Bike-sharing monthly VIP subscription. Income: 22,000 yuan per month, deducting five insurances and one housing fund, tax and housing loan, paying off credit cards and ant chopping hands, no balance. Spouse: None (left and right hands are not counted). Summary: Poor. ”

"I... What is this ??? me?" Li Xiaoming's face was full of black lines. Then he pinched his chin and considered the assessment very seriously. "Like, it seems, probably, maybe...... What's wrong?"

"That's not right! Oh no!" Li Xiaoming spoke up: "Who? Come out? What kind of thing? I'm so annoyed when I'm an uncle! I spray people without revealing scars! I still expose them a few times at once? Poor? My left and right hands don't count? Eh, my temper, let's come out and practice!"

"This system is not physical, you can't hit me. The voice came again: "Besides, with your small body, it is difficult to walk to the fifth floor, save it!" full of contempt and mockery......

"I ...... What are you?"Li Xiaoming found that there was no point in getting angry with this voice, except that he felt that he would really be angry to death. "What system?windows9527?hahahaha!"

"Don't mock the system with such low-level things, because it's pointless if it's not in a dimension. The voice was mechanical and dismissive.

“…… So what kind of thing are you? Am I cool with statistics? Enough ridicule is enough to introduce you, right?" Li Xiaoming picked his nostrils and said with a nonchalant expression.

"Let me introduce myself: This system is a timeline warp link system, under the premise of sufficient energy, it can arbitrarily distort time to transmit the consciousness of the target person to a certain point in time, and the limit teleportation time range is 2000 years. Given that there is not enough time to recharge, the limit is 40 years. The delivery preparation time is 3 days. Please choose the time you want to arrive and prepare for the transfer in advance. "It sounded mechanical, and it sounded like a fantasy. To be precise......

Li Xiaoming came to his senses, and immediately shouted: "Chen Wu! Chen Wu, you have two goods for me, come here once a year, believe it or not, I will hammer you to death! I will also collect your rent!"

……

……

In the silent toilet, it was like it was haunted......

"No, no one?"

"The system is not inherently human. ”

"What the hell are you?"

"......" The voice was full of helplessness: "Although I don't want to admit that you have become the master of this system, although you are very spicy, but ...... Don't be stupid, okay? The system just finished introducing itself!"

"It's almost 2020, you don't come here, you think I'll become a psychotic if I read too many novels, right?" Li Xiaoming is now full of sarcasm skills, and he doesn't believe a single punctuation mark in what this so-called system says on such a special day as April 1st!

"In that case, I'll use all my lost energy to take you back to 30 minutes ago!" the voice was still, mechanical and dismissive. "Also, just talk to the system and think about it, I'm in your head! You don't have to shout so loudly in return, unless you don't mind the people around you think you're crazy. ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaoming suddenly felt a distortion around him, his eyes were dark, and after a not very big pulling feeling, he suddenly found himself sitting at the dining table, holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand and pulling it into his bowl on a piece of plum cabbage button meat of Chen Wu's second goods. Before he could figure out what was going on, "Wow!" the flesh was restored.

"Aha! Why are you stealing my meat to eat? When I am a vegetarian, classmate Xiao Ming, you scum!" Chen Wu said, and while contentedly sending the plum cabbage button meat he had snatched back into his mouth.

"Damn! I'll go! This can't be true, right?" Li Xiaoming was shocked! His eyes widened, as if Chen Wu on the other side was a gorilla in the zoo who was locked in a glass house and roared with his hands raised in the air!

With this stunned kung fu, Chen Wu made a move. "Boom, boom!"

"I'll my ribs, my chicken legs!Chen Wu, don't run, kid! Stop! I'm ¥%...... &"Looking at the empty plate, Li Xiaoming came from it with sadness, threw the chopsticks, stood up and slipped away, and Chen Wu, who was still holding the chicken leg snatched from Li Xiaoming's plate, chased frantically and chased away......

"Uh...... Uh-uh, let go, you're going to die!" Chen Wu was decisively locked by Li Xiaoming......

Passers-by around looked sideways: just imagine, a 178cm person carrying a 165cm person in a throat-locked posture is not much different from a bear carrying a quail...... Full of picture sense.

"You kid is tired of living! Dare to rob me of my food! Believe it or not, I will collect your rent!" Li Xiaoming is really angry now, he is the only one who robs Chen Wu, when will it be Chen Wu's turn to rob him! Obviously, today is such a delicious life of eating so many large slices of plum vegetables and meat, why did things come backwards after 30 minutes!? "Well, no, wait!" Li Xiaoming suddenly remembered that he seemed to have neglected something, so he threw Chen Wu on the ground, sat on the flower platform, and thought about it with his chin in his hand.

"No, no! This is not right!" Li Xiaoming was shocked! "I'll go, it's really going back 30 minutes!!"

"System, you come out!"

"The system has always been there. ”

"Can you really time travel?"

"In your vulgar parlance, it is more appropriate to be reborn, because you can only return to a certain point in time with your consciousness, not physical objects such as the body. ”

"40 years? Isn't that 1979?"

"Yes, it seems that you are not useless, at least you are good at arithmetic. ”

"I ...... I want to drag you out and pinch you to death!"

"Thank you, but you can't do it, the system likes you to be so angry that you can't do anything about me. ”

"......" Li Xiaoming, this is really full of black lines.

"Okay, since it's true, then let me ask you a few questions, since you are so powerful, tell me, what can I do in 1979? Didn't Grandpa Deng just draw a circle by the South China Sea at that time? You asked me to go to Zhencheng to develop? The problem is that I was only born in 1985, and I was conscious until 1979, what am I?"

“…… Please listen clearly, this system just said that because of the charging reason, the limit is 40 years. For example, the system only takes you back to 30 minutes ago. However, if you go beyond the time point of your existence, then the system will randomly select the person whose consciousness is about to dissipate as your consciousness carrier. ”

"Oh, so that means I can choose to play games at any point in time from November 23, 1985 to the present? ”

"Yes, there is no problem with your understanding. ”

"That's good, in other words, what kind of energy is your energy, if it can last a little longer, let's go back to the prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty to be the emperor's relatives!" Li Xiaoming daydreamed beautifully: "Hey, hey, you can also have three wives and four concubines, and life is boundless!"

"Solar. ”

"What ......!!! ??!! solar??"

"Yes, solar. ”

"You mean, if I wanted to go back to a time when it was so long, I would have to photosynthesize every day like a sunflower, with my head?"

"There's not much of a problem with your analogy, though it would seem stupid if you did. ”

"I ...... Tell me, how long does it take to photosynthesize in the limit time of 2000?"

"On average, 1 year of solar energy can be stored for 10 years. ”

"When I didn't say anything. Li Xiaoming immediately scolded in his heart: "Is it really good to say something that I can't even do?"

"By the way, energy, 40 years, so you mean, if I only use half of my energy, I can get to 1999? What can you do with that half of your remaining energy?"

"Yes. ”

"Yes, of course there is energy to use, how to use it? I think of 1999, how good, invincible youth, bright future!"

"You like to take on the boss by yourself in the next dungeon, don't you team up?"

"Team up, I'll go, I can team up, I can lead people, I'll be the captain and lead people to play dungeons together?!"

"Yes. ”

"Chen Wu! Ah, I'll go! What are you doing!" Li Xiaoming raised his head and just shouted, and found that Chen Wu's nose was almost on the tip of his nose!

"Whoa, whoa!," the screams resounded in the sky......

……

"Hey, tap, tap, I'm the one who eats with my face, tap, or I'll throw you into the flower bed later, and you'll have your head covered with thorns!" Li Xiaoming muttered over and over again, while sitting honestly in his chair, letting Chen Wu, the second goods, smear alcohol on his face and hands.

"I said, what do you want, Xiao Ming, I was in a daze for half an hour, didn't I rob you of a chicken leg, as for the blow to make you insane? Big deal...... It's a big deal, I'll give you the soup for dinner!" Chen Wu treated Li Xiaoming's wound from the rose thorn, and at the same time reluctantly cut off part of the dinner as if he had made a great determination.

"you! The soup is served for free in your own bowl, how can you feel like you have suffered a lot?" Li Xiaoming squinted his eyes and looked at Chen Wu with a look of disdain. I still thought in my heart: "Why do I have such a small hair, what happened when I dug his ancestral grave in my last life?"

Yes, Chen Wu is Li Xiaoming's hair, from open crotch pants to now working, the pace of the two is surprisingly consistent.

Kindergarten class, primary school class, middle school class, finally took the second place in the hometown source county, and went to the Chinese school in Deshi City to study high school on the condition of free tuition, I thought that there was no intersection with these two goods. Unexpectedly, when school started, Chen Wu's tyrant father actually spent money and sent this goods in 2000 with an annual tuition fee of 8,000!

Yes, the two are in the same class again.

When he arrived in high school, Chen Wu didn't know if he had opened up the second pulse of Ren Du, and his academic performance improved by leaps and bounds, and finally with a score of 610 points in the college entrance examination, he was admitted to the Department of Computer Science of Sichuan University with Li Xiaoming, the same department and the same class.

When I graduated and recruited, I interviewed both of them at the same time from the same company, okay, the same company, so far.

In Li Xiaoming's words, childhood sweethearts are disgusting people, and the ghost is almost the same.

It stands to reason that Chen Wu's family conditions are so good that they explode, how could he live in Li Xiaoming's house and not buy a house, this is also a person with a lot of stories. In fact, it's not complicated, everyone understands, forced marriage. No marriage, no finances. It is forbidden to fall in love while reading. Okay, so, Chen Wu is finished.

Li Xiaoming touched his chin and looked Chen Wu up and down, and Chen Wu finally couldn't help it for the 20th time, and looked at Li Xiaoming with a sad face: "I'm a man!"

"Poof, how can I take a fancy to you?" Li Xiaoming's black line in his head could be compared to coal.

"I said, Chen Wu, you said that if we go back to 1999, how cool you say!"

"Back to 1999?" Chen Wu was stunned for a moment: "Didn't you break your brain?"

Yes, I don't need to say anything.

"System, I decided, just go back to 1999, 20 years ago, teammates, just the second thing in front of me. ”

"The request has been received and the system has started executing. The current time is 14:03:18 on April 1, 2019. Please have all the knowledge and skills you think will help you in your rebirth within the last 3 days. ”

"Understood. ”

"I said Chen Wu, if the two of us really go back to 1999, how do you say we will get rich?"

Chen Wu glanced at Li Xiaoming, and then put his hand on Li Xiaoming's forehead: "I don't have a fever, what nonsense is this kid talking about?"

Li Xiaoming opened Chen Wu's hand and said very seriously: "If you want to think about it, you can think about it, imagine what losses you can suffer? Anyway, you will know in 3 days." ”

"Hmm...... Think about it, it's okay, YY is also spiritual food!" Chen Wu saw that Li Xiaoming didn't feel like a mentally ill prisoner, and felt that this topic was quite interesting, so he really thought about it: "If you want me to say, let's hurry up and check the lottery ticket for the first pot of gold, go back and buy his one hundred and eighty notes, and then receive the prize as a salted fish, how perfect life is." Chen Wu thought about it, and laughed, and all the words flowed out.

"MDZZ,This guy can think better than me,Don't you know that the lottery only caught a dozen people some time ago.,People made more than 10,000 notes.,It's strange if it's really useful!" Li Xiaoming will be melancholy again, thinking that it may be useless to take this second goods.

"But in those days, it was relatively easy to make money. Li Xiaoming touched his chin again and remembered.

During work hours in the afternoon, Li Xiaoming began to frantically check on the computer, various business opportunities and various major events in 1999. "It's definitely too late to relearn a skill for 3 days, but you can accumulate more theoretical knowledge and remember the events of each time. ”

With such an attitude, Li Xiaoming began to think about what he would do.

To say that Li Xiaoming knows a lot, the cooking skills are the top among the amateurs, and the barbecue is also good at the professional level, after all, the barbecue in his hometown is really much better than the roadside push three wheels like Rongcheng.

The other is computer technology, which is an old business, there is no difficulty, if it is not for this gold finger system, and then the company will give him a promotion and salary increase in the middle of the year, after all, the company's technical director has talked to him, and it is said that the salary can break through the 3-word mark.

In addition, it is the kind that can be said by the mouth, and the dead can be said to be alive, or they will not be a business manager in the company.

To say that in this era, if the salary in Rongcheng can break through the 3 prefix, it is simply the rhythm of life.

As for why this guy owes so much credit card, hehe, he wants to do business and doesn't want to take care of it himself, of course, he doesn't have time, he found someone to partner with him to open a barbecue shop, and he was sold and helped count the money.

The full 3 days passed like this.

April 4, 2019, 14:00 p.m.

"Chen Wu, come here. ”

"What's wrong?"

"Get ready to go on a trip together. ”

"Huh?

Li Xiaoming looked at the time on his phone, and counted silently in his heart: "3, 2, 1!"

At this time, the voice in his head sounded like heaven to Li Xiaoming: "The system is ready, and rebirth begins." ”