"Tsk. ”

"Dabai, this pit is a. ”

"This mantra is simply divine. ”

After getting Mo Bai's last two mantras, Dalong registered a new number.

Then joined a fan betting group.

"Brothers, the latest joke has appeared again. ”

"What's the joke?"

"It's the mantra that buys the ball and buys it in reverse. ”

"Isn't this paragraph finished, and?"

Of course, there are not only two sentences in this paragraph, he has a total of four sentences. ”

"Damn, there are four sentences. What are the last two sentences, hurry, hurry. ”

"The unpopular bet heavily beyond the demolition households. Buy the strong team, and go to the rooftop to line up. ”

The reason why the number of Dalong is not used is that Dalong is also afraid that some people with ulterior motives will find out.

Needless to say, under the spread of this new account, Mo Bai's set of four mantras swiped the screen again.

"Who made this paragraph, it's a fucking genius. ”

"I said that the first two sentences were a little incomplete, and I finally saw the full version. ”

"Think about the decisive genius who bought the strong team before to line up. ”

Why are some popular jokes so attractive?

In addition to these jokes being funny and talented, what is more important is to be able to connect with reality.

Think about the previous World Cup games, and then think about the fans who bought a strong team and couldn't help it.

When countless viewers saw the last two sentences, they couldn't stop reposting them frantically.

"Blessed are the brothers, the last two sentences are a big show. ”

"Do you know how to buy the ball, come, I don't know to read these four mantras. ”

"Whether you can go to the pinnacle of life, it depends on these four mantras, and everyone will hurry up to buy lottery tickets in a while. ”

The World Cup lasts for more than a month.

This not only feasts the eyes of countless fans, but also prepares countless fans to have a good gambling addiction.

No, no, no.

Now it's not called gambling, it's now called buying lottery tickets.

If you go to an informal platform to buy balls, that is to gamble.

But if you go to a regular platform to buy it, it is to buy a lottery ticket.

Not to mention, there will be a five-star Brazilian team that everyone is more interested in in the next game.

"Brothers, the next game is the Brazilian team's game, who will win?"

"Nonsense, Brazil, five-star Brazil, a super strong team that has won five World Cups, who will buy him if you don't buy it?"

"Brazil, your sister, haven't been killed yet. ”

"Well, I bought the German team the other day. ”

"Uh, well, do you want to buy the Swiss team?"

"It's even worse, the Brazilian team is ranked No. 1 in the world, and buying the Swiss team is also looking for death. ”

"Nima, it's not to buy the Brazilian team, and it's not to buy the Swiss team, so what team to buy?"

"Well, it's very simple, come on, let's take a look at the formula before buying the ball. ”

As the World Cup teams continue to play games, the mantra of buying football is also spreading more and more widely.

As long as they have bought lottery tickets, they all know that there is a funny-looking but accurate joke on the Internet.

"Let's look at the first sentence first, buy the ball is the opposite, the villa is by the sea. Since it is bought in reverse, then, this one must not buy Brazil. ”

"Makes sense, go ahead. ”

"I don't need to say anything about buying a tie once in a while, playing a Bugatti, which means we can try to buy a draw. ”

"Okay, I'll buy a draw. ”

"Don't be so fast, there are still two mantras left unsaid. ”

"Ah, isn't that just these two sentences, is there more?"

"It's out, it just came out today. Let's talk about the first sentence of the last two sentences, a heavy bet on the unpopular, super demolition households. See, the point is here, how to surpass the demolition households, you must place a heavy bet. ”

"Understood. ”

The fans in the group nodded from time to time.

This is simply their beacon.

Before what villa by the sea, open on Bugatti although it seems to make sense.

But in fact, everyone operates in this way, and the villa can't be close to the sea, and it can't be opened Bugatti.

As for why?

The third sentence tells you that you didn't bet heavily.

How can a villa be close to the sea without placing a heavy bet?

How do you open a Bugatti without placing a heavy bet?

If you don't bet heavily, how can you surpass the demolition households?

"What about the last sentence. ”

"Don't worry. Buy the strong team, and go to the rooftop to line up. ”

As soon as this last mantra came out, the 666 in the sky was brushed up again.

"Hahaha, hahaha, this last sentence is simply a stroke of genius. ”

"Go to the rooftop to queue, isn't this the summary of countless netizens going to the rooftop a few days ago?"

Thinking of the photos on the rooftop that a group of netizens sent a few days ago after buying a strong team and then losing, many fans smiled.

"Well, after combining the four mantras, I finally came to the conclusion that this game is a draw. ”

"I also think flat. ”

"Okay, since everyone said it was flat, then I bet. ”

"It's okay to bet, remember, bet heavily on the longshot. ”

"Beyond the demolition households, you know, Lao Tzu fought tonight. ”

With the blessing of the four mantras, everyone bought lottery tickets and naturally became extremely generous.

Before, everyone only bought dozens of hundreds.

Later, I thought about it, Nima, even if you buy it like this, you won't be able to make a fortune when you buy it in the Year of the Monkey.

If you want the villa to be close to the sea, if you want to drive a Bugatti, if you want to surpass the demolition households, then you have to make a heavy bet.

One by one, the fans gritted their teeth, and this one fight.

"I'm grass, director, those lottery fans are crazy, and we still can't take orders?"

"Other orders can be received, but the drawn orders cannot be taken even if they are killed. ”

"Yes. ”

Although I don't know who said the last two mantras, Director Wang was frightened long ago.

Whoever said it, they didn't take it with this draw.

……

"Boss, today we received an order of 2 billion yuan from Chinese fans, whether to accept it or not. ”

"What, 2 billion, is this the total amount of all Chinese fans?"

"No, this is just a bet on one of our bookmakers, and several bookmakers next door have also received more than one billion quotas, and the total amount will probably exceed 10 billion. ”

"10 billion, my God...... What's going on at the Huacai Center, they still won't answer?"

"Yes. ”

"Check it out, there must be something greasy. ”

Be.

Last time, there was a huge loss of billions, and the major foreign gaming companies were so angry that they vomited blood.

At this time, another big order came, and the heads of several bookmakers became extremely serious.

They sensed it was a conspiracy and immediately sent investigators to find out the truth.

After flipping through the investigation, the results came out.

"Boss, the investigation is out. ”

"Well, is this a conspiracy of the Bright Colors. ”

"No, the Cadenza Centre doesn't have that much energy, and it's impossible for him to predict the game. ”

"Then why don't they take this order, are they really cowardly?"

"Cowardice may be on the one hand, on the other hand, there is also the popular World Cup joke from China. ”

"What's the joke?"

The investigators wrote out the four sentences on Huaguo's side, and then said: "Although these four sentences seem to be paragraphs, the recent World Cup is really as written in these four sentences." ”

"You mean, those Chinese fans who bought Portugal and Spain before were just because they watched the occasional draw in this section and drove a Bugatti?"

"Yes. ”

"But why did they bet so much this time?"

"Boss, look at the next sentence, bet heavily on the unpopular, and surpass the demolition households. This relocation is a major feature of Huaguo, representing the local tyrants, who have money, and have a lot of money. ”

"Don't explain what a demolition household is, I know better than you. Let me ask you, have you investigated who sent this paragraph?"

"There is no way to find out, these jokes themselves originated from the Internet. As for who said it, some netizens said that he said it, and some netizens said that he was the first to post it on the Internet. In fact, it doesn't matter who said this, he was originally just a joke, because of the upsets of various teams in recent issues, this joke became popular. ”

"Okay, I got it. ”

The heads of major foreign bookmakers breathed a sigh of relief.

While this may seem a bit incredible, when you think about it, it's a real possibility.

Because of this joke, everyone made a lot of money.

And because of this very accurate and accurate paragraph, everyone is ready to place a heavy bet.

Yes.

I'm not afraid that you have earned our money, but I am afraid that you will not come.

Nodding, the person in charge of the bookmaker said: "Take the list of all Chinese fans."