The bustling Xicheng District is even brighter at night. This is the most concentrated and colorful place in Tokai City. Live the life of Riley. Countless bars, KTVs, discotheques, cinemas, and tea rooms are dotted with booths. Stretching along the street, this is one of the favorite places for couples and singles in Tokai City, where loneliness and joy are reflected every night.

Boiling Point.

This is definitely one of the many hot spots. It's not yet nine o'clock at the moment, and the door is already full of luxury cars of all colors.

The deafening sound of music, the sensational figures, the noisy crowd, the swaying dance steps, the magnetic voice of the sexy DJ, the smell of alcohol, perfume, and other smells that permeated the audience mixed together, and rushed directly into the nostrils of everyone.

From the moment the four of them stepped into the bar, Ye Yun was surprised to find that the two sluts, Chen Pifu and Wang Fatzi, were completely alive, yes, completely alive. The swaying dance steps, the coquettish expression, and the charm of the owe flatten, the two of them said that they had never been to the bar before, and at this moment, Ye Yun understood a truth, the words of a slut can never be believed.

At this time, the benefits of Wang Fatzi and Da Zhuang are obvious. I saw that the fat man took the lead, Chen Pifu followed, Ye Yun was sandwiched in the middle, and Da Zhuang was in charge of the back of the palace. The four of them maintained such a formation, and they actually moved unimpeded in the crowded crowd, even Ye Yun was surprised.

Friends who have been to nightclubs know that this situation, if you want to rely on strength to squeeze that will definitely not work, but Wang Fatzi has a trick, I saw him leaning on the person in front of him with his chest straight, if it is a man, just immersed in the music, suddenly the touch behind him tells him, soft, very elastic, and very big, then basically will turn back, and then immediately confused, I damn, it is actually a man, but also an ugly smoking man, that all the previous obscenity is equivalent to directly feeding the dog, and then the first reaction is definitely to escape from here instantly, and the road is open。 If it is a woman, the effect is more obvious, after all, when a woman thinks that there is a fierce opponent behind her, she will naturally be defeated and will leave decisively.

In this way, with the efforts of Wang Fatzi who was wronged and enjoyed comfort, the four of them easily squeezed through the crowd. I chose a booth and sat down.

Wang Fatzi didn't say a word, he directly blew a bottle of beer for himself, and when Da Zhuang saw it, he also followed suit and drank it.

"Shall we ask?" Ye Yun asked.

"What's the hurry, it's only nine o'clock now, and those who usually do night clubs come in the middle of the night. ”

"Then what are we going to do now?" Ye Yun glanced at Chen Pifu.

"Drink first, something can't be rushed!" Chen Pifu flicked the ashes of his cigarette.

Men are very strange creatures, and they like to compete with others in many places, such as seeing who pees farther, who has bigger birds, who lasts longer, and of course, this definitely includes drinking.

As a result, the four of them unconsciously entered the rhythm of fighting, and even Ye Yun was affected by this tragic atmosphere, it stands to reason that Ye Yun's personality belongs to that kind of cold type, what is ruthless? In Ye Yun's life, it seems that he has never been so impulsive. can't blame him, the main reason is that the two sluts Chen Pifu and Wang Fatzi are really annoying.

I saw that Wang Fatzi poured a bottle of beer directly in one breath, and said: "I'll do it first as respect, you are free!" But the look emanating from the small eyes was full of provocation.

Chen Pifu was even cheaper, drinking while putting the empty bottles together, and chattering: "Oh, one, two, three...... It's the seventh bottle, tsk tsk, you guys take your time!"

And Da Zhuang is more honest, never speaks, just quiet bottle after bottle, but in Ye Yun's opinion, sometimes silent performance puts more pressure on people.

Ye Yun sneered, not to be outdone, and drank.

Wang Fatzi has been holding back for too long, after all, some time ago, the poor were almost unable to eat instant noodles, how can there be beer to drink, this time it was not easy to mix up a public money to eat and drink, if you don't drink half of your life here today, wouldn't it be sorry for the four words of eating and drinking at public expense?

When Chen Pifu was very young, he lived the kind of life of the rivers and lakes, eating meat and drinking in large bowls, and the amount of alcohol was definitely practiced since he was a child. And today is also the first time to drink with Ye Yun, with the mentality of not fighting Lao Ye down, wouldn't it be very embarrassing, and it is also completely open.

As for Da Zhuang, he grew up drinking the high-quality spirits brewed by the old hunters in the village since he was a child, and the beer here is not too weak for him, and there is almost no reaction to drinking it. However, Da Zhuang is simple, and seeing his boss drinking so hard, he naturally learns from the boss.

At this moment, Ye Yun had already felt a little bit of the fighting intent emanating from Chen Pifu, but he was not afraid at all. He sneered in his heart: Drunk? It doesn't exist! For a person with extraordinary abilities, as long as he uses his spiritual power, this little bit of wine will be turned into water before it reaches his stomach.

As a result, the scene was unprecedentedly tragic.

The waiters who delivered the wine on the side looked stupid. Lying in the groove, working for five years, knowing countless people, seeing what can be drunk, watching the wine, and seeing the scene. But like these four, there is no prelude, no woman, no singing, no dancing, no eating, no playing, just spelling like this, I have never seen it before.

The wine was moved here one by one, and even the people around him began to pay attention to this place, and the waiter even had an illusion, could these four people not come here to drink, should they not have come here to commit suicide!

Time passed, and it was close to midnight on the hour.

The waiter, wiping the sweat from his forehead, could finally take a breath. These monsters, who had been drinking for nearly three hours, finally rested now.

The scene seems to be a little weird, everyone stops drinking, just sitting on the booth, you look at me, I look at you.

It was Chen Pifu who broke the silence first: "Hahaha, good amount of wine, admire and admire!" However, I pondered, after drinking for so long, why don't you want to go to the toilet?"

"Boss, I'm not in a hurry, I can at least drink five more cases!" Wang Fatzi patted his stomach and shouted.

"I don't know the way ........ Da Zhuang said softly.

"Lao Ye!" Chen Pifu smoked a cigarette and smiled obscenely: "If you can't hold it, go it, haha, man, you can't hold it back and admit it, you have to stand firm for kidney deficiency, you have been drinking for so long, and no one blames you if you go!"

Ye Yun glanced at Chen Pifu: "Idiot!"

…………… The waiter on the side listened to it for a long time and seemed to understand something, and this time he was completely shocked. Nima, who are these people, how boring is this life, just now I was fighting with my life, and now I have to use my life to hold my pee.......

In fact, sometimes, men are really incomprehensible, just because the fat man said unintentionally halfway, I heard experts say that when a man holds urine for a long time, which is completely proportional to the strength of his kidney function, the four of them began to inexplicably enter this strange urine-holding competition.

The atmosphere at the moment is really a bit weird, even the passage of time seems to be slowing down, and it seems that every second passes is extremely unbearable. The waiter has an urge to call the police, if these are suffocated here because of holding urine, then it is estimated that the boiling point of this nightclub, it is difficult to think of Asia.

I don't know how long it has been, Chen Pifu's mood has become more and more unhappy, hum, not only unhappy, but can only be described as envy, jealousy and hatred.

It turned out that the heroic spirit of the previous few people had attracted the attention of many people around them, and when they sat there like a bodhisattva holding their urine, a burst of fragrant wind floated over.

Ye Yun is handsome, his body is promoted, and he exudes a cold temperament all over his body, this is by no means the so-called little fresh meat on TV pretending to be cold, but an innate cold, and this kind of coldness is full of fatal attraction to many passionate women, and the boiling point, the most important thing is a passionate woman, who comes to talk for a while, please drink, and don't have too many beauties who want WeChat.

The second most popular is actually Da Zhuang, who has a burly figure, a simple expression, a shy reaction when he sees a woman, and the whole body exudes the most rigid and fierce male hormones, which is simply the favorite of those deep resentful women, married and mature women.

Chen Pifu silently looked at Ye Yun and Da Zhuang, who were harassed by the beautiful woman, very disappointed, fortunately, there was still a fat man with him at this moment, and turned his head to look, Nani, did I drink fake wine, why do fat people like it? Why?

I saw three little girls dressed in fashion and avant-garde, non-mainstream around the fat man, and one of them was bold and actually sat on the fat man's lap, jokingly called soft and comfortable. And the dead fat man at this moment, his face is full of peach blossoms with a smile, and his whole body is twitching with excitement.

…………… Is this world swollen? Chen Pifu suddenly felt very confused, I just looked a little ordinary, a little thinner, a little shorter, and a little poorer, why even people like fat people like them, but I didn't care, why?

Chen Pifu slowly stood up and decided......

Uh, go pee, no matter how good the kidneys are, there is a fart, and if you don't use it, it doesn't mean it's useless.

Chen Pifu slowly walked to the toilet with a full of sadness about the world, and his back seemed to have a little bit of gloom.

…………………………

Practice shows that at the end of extreme repression, the release of that moment is absolutely refreshing.

Chen Pifu is in this inexplicable pleasure at the moment, and the sound of flowing water is definitely one of the most moving music in the world.

At this time, Chen Pifu was suddenly startled, and vaguely felt as if a person had walked in beside him, and was looking at himself and pouting.

was so frightened that he hurriedly came to a difficult brake, and the taste could only be said to be crying without tears.

Chen Pifu grinned and turned his head away. Momentarily stunned.

I saw a little monk about eight years old, standing on the left side of Chen Pifu, his face was full of curiosity, a gray robe, and his oily bald head, which made people can't help but want to touch it at a glance. The facial features are very delicate, the eyes are large, and there is an indescribable aura.

The little monk was opening his eyes at the moment, his face was full of curiosity, and he looked at that part of Chen Pifu without blinking.

Seriously, it was the first time that Chen Pifu was looked at by a man with such innocent eyes, if it was an adult, Chen Pifu would either slap him on the wall of the toilet as a wall calendar, or press him into the squatting pit and rub him. But now that he is such a cute little monk, Chen Pifu really can't be fierce, so he can only look at him lightly, pretending to be vicious and saying: "Child, don't look at it, you will feel inferior after watching it." ”

As a result, the little monk didn't seem to be scared at all, he still looked at Chen Pifu very seriously, and then said very innocently: "It's not very big!"

……… , Chen Pifu has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and today he was actually insulted by a ghost, and he was insulted so simply, so thoroughly, and so innocently. Is there any mistake, in particular, that children are so honest nowadays? Can't they just think about other people's feelings?

No, bear it, the other party is still a child. Hold back, the fairy tongue is unscrupulous. Chen Pifu secretly comforted. He could only keep calm and said, "The child has never seen the world? This is already very big, you know?"

"Why, I've seen such a ...... Great!" The little monk made an exaggerated gesture.

Chen Pifu's tiger body was shocked, and he instantly had no intention of urinating, and subconsciously asked, "Really?"

"Well, really!" the little monk nodded seriously.

Nima. Is that still human? Chen Pifu couldn't help but start to feel inferior, and suddenly, he was disheartened. In the past, I felt that there was no purpose in life, but now, I suddenly feel that there is no value in living.

At this time, the little monk saw Chen Pifu who was stunned there, and continued: "Uncle, are you okay!

Chen Pifu looked around: "Aren't there still vacant seats around here? There is a squatting pit in the back, why are you waiting for me here?"

"No!" The little monk shook his head, stretched out his pink little hand, pointed to the urinal, and said very seriously: "I have a relationship with it, and I want to pee here today." ”

Chen Pifu was stunned with a bewildered face, thinking, boy, you won't come here to make trouble, Lao Tzu has lived for 30 years, and it is the first time I heard that someone has a relationship with urinals! So he pulled the zipper and said to the little monk, "Okay, since you have a relationship with it, you can pee." ”

But the little monk was still standing there, and said crisply, "I can't reach it!"

"Okay! I'll send the Buddha to the West Heaven today, let you pee inside, come, I'll hug you!"

Unexpectedly, the little monk actually hid with a disgusted face and said, "Uncle, you didn't wash your hands?"

No way......... Chen Pifu endured it, washed his hands clean, and could even swear that he had never washed so clean in his life.

As a result, the little monk said again: "Hey....it's wet, it's not dry!"

…… Is it so difficult to serve the little ghosts now? Chen Pifu wiped his body helplessly, and then gently picked him up and said, "Hurry up and pee." ”

With the sound of the rapid splash, the strong force, the ultra-long range, and the rapid displacement, all of a sudden, Chen Pifu began to become more inferior.

When the little monk finished urinating, Chen Pifu put him down, didn't pay attention to him, walked to the door of the toilet, and felt a little dizzy, so he lit a cigarette, squatted on the wall, and looked at the handsome guys and beauties passing by who were urgent.

At this time, Chen Pifu suddenly felt as if there was another person beside him, so he looked back.

I squatted there, holding his chin with both hands, and his eyes widened and he looked curiously.

Chen Pifu was suddenly very unhappy, and thought: Boy, it's endless, don't you want to lie to me, but I haven't heard that peeing can slander people, it's a new routine to be difficult to beat? Damn, are you still so close? You still learn my cool squatting posture, what if the beautiful women who pass by think you are my son? Wouldn't it ruin my reputation for a lifetime.

So I, Chen Pifu, tried my best to show a smile that I thought was kinder, and said, "Little monk, why are you following me, you should go to your family? You are so small and so cute, if you are lost, your family will be worried!"

"Uncle.........." the little monk replied very seriously.

"Stop, stop, don't call uncle, call brother, by the way, how old are you this year?"

"I'm 10 years old. ”

".......... ten years old, it seems to be a little thin, is the food in the temple so bad now? I heard that the monks are very well paid now!"

"No, the food in the temple is delicious, but it's a little light. ”

"Oh, how light?"

"In the words of the abbot, it is so light that there is no bird smell. ”

………………..

At this time, the little monk continued to ask, "Uncle...."

"Call brother!"

"Oh, brother. ”

"What's the matter?"

"What does it smell like?"

“…………… By the way, how did you get in, this isn't the place for your kids. ”

"My nephew brought me here!"

"Your nephew, you're only ten years old, he can't be seven or eight years old, right?"

"He's older than me, but I'm older than him. ”

"What about others, why are you left here alone, the adult world can be very dangerous!"

He said that there was a demon here, and he wanted to subdue the demon and get rid of the demon, so in the blink of an eye, the man was gone. ”

"Demons?" Chen Pifu looked at the long legs passing by and nodded: "Well, it makes sense, there are really too many goblins here." So how is he going to find you later, do you want me to take you home?"

"No, he told me to wait for him in the toilet!"

"Then you go to the toilet and wait for him, why are you following me?"

"Brother, you have a relationship with the Buddha!" the little monk suddenly said very seriously.

Chen Pifu was shocked, what is the situation, it is not good to have a relationship with something this year, but it is actually related to the Buddha. Hurriedly smiled dryly: "Haha, little monk, don't talk nonsense, you want to say that I have a fate with you, I recognize it, who told us to meet today." It's okay to have a relationship with the Buddha, I never believed in the Buddha.

As a result, the little monk looked at him seriously and said, "I am the Buddha!"

…… Nima, now the little devil's ability to pretend to be forced is very high! Such a hanging line, I can actually think of it, is it that the people who believe in Buddhism are so high-end now?

Chen Pifu silently took out his cigarette and asked, "Do you smoke?"

"No!"

"Got one?"

"No, it's not good!"

"Cut, smoking is manly!" Chen Pifu opened the cigarette case, looked at it, and found that there was only one left, thought about it, and changed his words: "Well, forget it, you are still young, and smoking is indeed not good." ”

So the two of them squatted at the door of the toilet, one smoking, the other watching.

At this time, a beautiful woman wearing a sexy sundress passed in front of them, the small waist twisted was particularly charming, Chen Pifu saw it drooling, looked back, and found that the little monk was also looking at the beautiful legs with curious eyes.

Chen Pifu hurriedly said: "Child, don't look at it. ”

"Why?"

"You're a monk, so be careful about the influence. ”

"Oh. The little monk honestly closed his eyes.

After a while, the beautiful woman came out, and stood at the door of the women's toilet, smoking, and the posture was extremely tempting.

Chen Pifu wanted to go up and talk, but he was a little cowardly, and he had an idea and stabbed the little monk next to him with his hand.

He asked childishly, "Brother, what are you doing?"

Chen Pifu quietly pointed to the beautiful woman and said, "You went over and asked for the phone number of the young lady?"

The little monk was a little shy and said, "Won't this affect well?"

Chen Pifu had a lewd smile on his face, spit out a smoke ring, and said, "You are a monk, what are you afraid of?"