Chapter 380: I'm scared to death
Brother....you, your control point, don't act so violently, can't I'm a little unacceptable, I'm a normal old man, not the person you think, you can't do this, isn't this relationship messed up, you still have a daughter-in-law, it's quite beautiful, don't you say? I pushed Li Yuan's chin and forced him away.
It's so hard to think it's so heavy, I can say that I didn't break my elbow, and if a person with a big head starts to go crazy, it's really unbearable, how can I bear this small physique? I'm so thin, I can be said to be powerless.
"Oh, are we all brothers, don't care so much, since there are happy things, then the two of us should be more intimate, so that it can also increase feelings, you are right, and you can also get closer to each other, what a good thing, isn't it?" Li Yuan said as he licked his lips and looked at me, his eyes were red and red, just like the rabbit's eyes.
I don't know what's wrong with this Li Yuan, suddenly he's still so natural, could it be that my conjecture is right, or is there really a ghost around the two of us, on Li Yuan's body, is this suddenly like this?
"Dude, I'm Zhang Feng, who are you, do you recognize me?" I asked suddenly, because I was really not sure if this was Li Yuan.
"Hehe, brother, I'm Zhang Feng, how can I not know you enough, we are still at the same table, our relationship is not ordinary, very abnormal........" Li Yuanyi looked at me with a look on his face and said.
Don't make trouble, I know that our relationship is not ordinary, but it is definitely not the kind of abnormal, it is a very normal relationship, you know no, it is a very pure relationship between men and women, not the kind of relationship between men and women.....
No, no, what kind of thing is this here, what is not ordinary, we are brothers, not the kind of relationship that engages in the base, you have a special object, I also have someone I like, how can there be something, who is sick, there is a little girl who doesn't like it, I have to like the old man, is it possible that the two of them will compete in marksmanship?
"You don't understand this, you eat dumplings every day, you are also tired, this cold meal of porridge, the old and fragrant, don't you say? The same thing can't be eaten every day, it will be bad for the body, and it should be changed often...."Li Yuan looked at me with an obscene expression, as if he had seen a flower girl.
What the hell is it, what kind of stuff to eat dumplings, drink big porridge, what do you think of me, I'm a normal person, okay, I know that dumplings are delicious but greasy, big porridge is very light, but what does it matter, can you not talk about it, can you?
"Oh, don't you want to be like this, you just give me one time, what do you think? I can give you a little benefit, you will definitely like it........." Li Yuan wiped a handful of saliva and said.
I don't want to, I'm not particularly interested, I just want to go back to sleep now, and I won't be here with you.........
"Sleep?Okay, I like to sleep the most, tonight the two of us are in the bed, do you think about it, I will hold you, and then the two of us will nag in the bed, talk about the ideal of life, isn't this a very good thing? After chatting, talk about the future, think about how romantic it is." ”
Disgusting not you, you especially give me a calf, you play by yourself, it's really not okay you go to Xiao Meng, you two go to talk, Xiao Meng can do anything, and you can accept anything, I think you two are very suitable, you will be very happy, you go to him, don't look for me, can you see it?
"No, no, no, I won't look for Xiao Meng, I'm not interested in him at all, he seems to be a bit of a tiger, hanging every day, I'm afraid I won't be able to control him, and in turn he will take me down, isn't that over, I don't like to be taken down by others, I like to keep challenging ......." Li Yuan shook his head.
Isn't this just right, you like challenges, Xiao Meng is also very unruly, very difficult to swing, you can try it, if you win Xiao Meng successfully, then you have a sense of achievement, isn't it, you can brag about it when you go out in the future, and it is also your capital to show off, I forget it, I don't have any challenges.....
"No, I'll identify you, after all, the two of us have been together for the longest time, and we know each other very well, although I like challenges, but I still like to conquer more, just like ten thousand horses stepping on the grassland, you are the grassland, okay, don't talk nonsense, let's take a bite first........" Li Yuan spat on the ground rudely, and then threw off his arms and ran towards me, looking like a hungry wolf preyding.
"My Cao....big brother, don't be impulsive, what are you going to do, are you crazy..... are you sick...... "I looked at Li Yuan's appearance and scared me enough, I ran backwards with a sigh.
But how can my little short legs and my starting speed be compared to Li Yuan's livestock, although it is said that the two of us used to run together, but I have never been able to do Li Yuan, the gap is still very large, this thing has no innate advantages and later exercise, it is absolutely not good, it is not perfect.
I didn't run two steps, Li Yuan grabbed my neck once, opened his mouth and gnawed at my face, I was confused for a while, this big mouth fork has caught up with the hippopotamus, if I bite me, it won't make me out of the third level of injury, if you go to the hospital for examination, maybe you have to ask me, what kind of big animal are you bitten?
And the most terrible thing is to say something, that is, the taste in Li Yuan's mouth, the two of us are now in close proximity, and now it is a dark sky, if it is daytime, I can see the leek leaves between Li Yuan's teeth, and the stench is bursting, it seems to be a special stinky tofu mixed with dog shit.
I saw Li Yuan approaching little by little, I was really powerless, I desperately wanted to put down Li Yuan, but I couldn't move him at all, at this moment I have given up in my heart, forget it, bear with it, just treat it as being gnawed by a pig, go back and brush it with a brush, but I feel that it is not a good taste, and I was gnawed by a big man..........
But after waiting for a long time, I also felt it, I opened my eyes and saw that this Li Yuanzheng was looking at me with a smile, and then spit on my face, and directly gave me a dry circle, what kind of way is this big brother playing, why don't I understand it at all?
"No....... brother, what do you mean, what are you going to do?" I asked, wiping the saliva from my face.
"What's the matter, are you afraid? Are you afraid that I will bite you?"
Grass, can you be so afraid that you will be afraid of me to death, my heart is bursting, almost not jumping out....I patted my chest and said.
Hobby... It's good if you're afraid, I want this effect, it seems that I have achieved it, it is very perfect, Li Yuan looked at it with a smile.
"What do you mean? What do you mean? What are you going to do? What kind of moth are you going to fix, can you finish it all at once, I can't stand it anymore......"
"Then do you say I'm gay? Am I bent, am I the legendary glass ball?" Li Yuan asked with a smile.
Damn, do you still need to say it, of course you are like, how similar you are, your performance just now is obvious, there is nothing more like you, really, not lying at all, I said very honestly.
Ah, that's good, if I keep being like this in the future, will you dislike me, will you stay away from me, will you not want me as a brother, will you be afraid of me? Li Yuanyi asked several times if he would be like this, and I was a little confused when I listened.
I looked like a moment and said: Brother, what you said is a bit serious, how can I not want you as a brother because of this, let alone stay away, and I will not dislike you, because we are brothers, we will not affect the relationship between us because of this, if it affects the relationship between brothers because of this, it can only be said that the relationship is really not in place.
What about the problem of this orientation, not everyone can control it, if you like men and don't like women, then no one can do anything, but you can't do it to the brothers around you, we are all normal old men, you are so cold and tidy, who can stand it?
"Well, it's enough to have your words, so let's delete the recording of the two of us going out for a pedicure, and then I won't tell anyone about your private photos, what do you think?" Li Yuan suddenly asked.
"This matter, my consideration ......."
You still have to think about it, I wiped it, this is not good, it seems that I still have to gnaw you, don't I? I have to take you down, just outside here, Li Yuan rolled up his sleeves and was about to come over.
"Don't don't, big brother, I'm convinced, I've deleted, I've deleted, do you think it's okay? Don't tell me about me, it's okay......" I took out my phone and deleted the recording in front of Li Yuan.
Li Yuan took the phone and checked it, then handed it to me with satisfaction, patted me on the shoulder, and said meaningfully: Young man, my brother, are you very good, you are a gentleman, I like it.
"Big brother, don't do this, let's be normal, don't slap and beat, we should keep a little distance between the two of us, don't you say? After all, our hobbies are different, we should pay attention......." I looked at Li Yuan with a wary face and said.