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Well, don't worry, brother, I will keep a certain distance from you, but if you threaten me with my recording in the future, then I will definitely be able to seduce you, even if I can't be a brother with you, then I will be a couple with you who fly with wings and wings, we are like two mandarin ducks flying freely in the sky, do you say okay? Li Yuan asked with a smile.
Originally, there was nothing wrong with what Li Yuan said, if this was said to the little girl, it would be a very perfect little love story, and any little girl would be particularly moved after listening to it, but at this moment, why is this so awkward in my ears, I feel so disgusting.
"Brother....you're my own brother, okay?Can you be honest?,Don't always talk to me like this.,Why do I feel so awkward.,Don't you have this kind of thought.,Oh, don't you fancy it?Don't think about me?,I'm really not suitable for you.,We're still more suitable for brothers.,Forget about the matter of marksmanship......"
Li Yuan smiled, the matter of competing marksmanship, it's not what you say, no, it's what you say, if you don't take me, then I definitely won't have any other thoughts about you, if you always hold me, hum....you know.....
Forehead...... I understand, don't worry, big brother, I will never hold you in the future, I promise ha, if I hold you again, I will be a puppy.......
"Well, if you say that, I'm very satisfied, and you can rest assured, I will keep it secret for you when you take private photos yourself, I will never tell anyone else, I will rot this matter to my stomach........"
Perfect, this is a brother, right, you just rot my thing into the stomach, and the rest of the things are just over depending on how I do it, buddy, you can rest assured, absolutely upright, just like that sentence, I spit on the ground, it's all a nail....
"So that's it?"
"That's it..."
"Okay...."
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Hahaha.............
Li Yuan suddenly opened his mouth and laughed, the smile was so brilliant that I was stunned, what happened to this big brother, could it be that his brain was convulsed? Or did something happen, why is it so scary?
"Big brother.......... what kind of evil wind are you smoking, what are you laughing at? It's the same as a special old hippopotamus, it's really scary, you look at your big mouth, I can see your stomach, and I can also see that your duodenum is a little inflamed, maybe your tonsils are a little inflamed..."
, what the hell are you talking about, you guy sees my stomach and my duodenum again, and your tonsils are a little inflamed, can you pull them together? You seem to be a big sabi, can your eyes be special scanners? can you see so clearly?
Isn't it right for you to do this, how normal it is, Look at the way you just looked, this guy is gay and that, the whole thing in my heart is so sudden that my liver trembles, and now I feel much better, I feel like you're back.
This is my brother, otherwise I thought whose duck ran out just now, you sound very comfortable when you talk like this, but, your orientation problem, has deeply hurt me, left a big mark in my heart, it seems that there is no ten or eight years that can't be removed, hey...
"Go up there, it's not as evil as you say, I'm sure you'll forget it soon....."
How could I forget it so quickly, I'm really not fooling you, now I don't just look at you as homosexual, as long as you look more rough, I feel that it is, it seems that this movie is not for nothing, there is really something real, it seems that what is said on TV is not groundless..... I nodded and said.
Hahaha...........
Okay, I'm not going to talk to you anymore, I'll tell you the truth, I don't have such a strong hobby, I was teasing you just now, my purpose is to let you delete those recordings, and now that my purpose has been achieved, I'll tell you the truth......... Li Yuan looked at me and said with a smile, and a pair of big hands did not forget to put on my shoulders.
I "snapped" and slapped Li Yuan's hand down: I'm Cao, big brother, you're teasing me, and you're so neat, it's too scary, you actually used this method to let me delete it, you really can, you're going to make me stunned, and the old man is so uncomfortable..
"What's the matter, I'm okay to disguise, isn't it particularly like a glass ball?"
Of course it's okay to disguise, it's too similar, it's just the same, it's not a calf with you, if you touch a real glass ball just now, it's a calf, you must have been abrupt now.........
", you've just been sudden......"
Hey, brother, tell me the truth, do you have any thoughts in that regard?
"How many times do you want me to emphasize to you, I'm a normal person, I was joking with you just now, and I have someone to whom I have, I don't look for a little girl with such a good physique, I'm looking for an old man, I'm so sick, isn't that a waste of resources?"
"Maybe, a lot of people have a lot of hobbies nowadays, maybe if you want to try something new, what if you want to pursue a thrill?
Fart, how many are you right, there are a few glass balls in reality, don't be stupid in that analysis, your analysis is poor to a certain extent, there are so many good-looking little girls in this world, don't chase after it, don't you play, isn't it a waste? That is a serious waste of good resources..... Li Yuan glanced at me and said.
"Tut-tut, why didn't you say that just now, didn't you say that just now, didn't you say that Zhen Zhen had words, what this and that, I was blinded by all this, and I almost didn't bend me, but your eloquence can sometimes be ha, but the IQ is a little low....."
You give me a side, your IQ is low, the eldest brother's IQ is smart, high, even if you put your IQ on the scale, then I have to be two taels higher than you, do you believe it or not? Li Yuan raised his eyebrows and asked.
"Pull it down, I don't believe it, just your IQ, I'm hehe......"
"Forget it, believe it or not, my IQ is high ....... anyway"
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On the other side, inside the rented house.
Brother Tian's group of people are wearing small pants, bare-chested and still drinking hard, their feet are full of beer bottles, it looks like a mess, obviously, this group of people has drunk too much, and they have begun to brag loudly, from mythology to real society, it is called a far away.
"Bang", Lei Ye used chopsticks to open a bottle of beer roughly, the beer lid flew out with a "swish", and flew to Xiao Meng's brain accurately, and a red mark appeared in an instant, which was very eye-catching.
"Oh my grass, who, a few handfuls, how can this beer lid still fly on my head, this has to be a small object, if this is a brick flying over, you must not make a big hole in my brain, this is murder, it's not easy to kill me.........." Li Yuan rubbed his head and muttered.
"Hmph, I'm fine, what's the matter, do you have any opinions, if you have any opinions, you can put them forward, let's find a place to have a good chat, it just so happens that we haven't had a good friendly conversation during this time," Lei Ye stretched his waist and shook his neck and said.
Although he has drunk so much beer, Lei Ye's face is not red at all, normal people will be more or less red, but Lei Ye does not, and Lei Ye doesn't seem to have drunk much at all, and he can't tell that he has drunk wine, which is a very strange thing.
Xiao Meng looked up at Lei Ye's appearance, the ruffian aura on his body was too similar to Zhang Yue, the demon king of the mixed world, he couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, and muttered in a low voice: Since it's you, forget it, I'll give you this face, my back is not very comfortable these days, otherwise I will definitely have a good talk with you.
"Damn, what the hell are you thinking, what does it have to do with that piece," Lei Ye scolded with a smile, then grabbed a peanut and threw it at Xiao Meng's.
Xiao Meng practiced it as soon as he saw it, opened his mouth and caught it at once, his mouth kept squirming, and then said confidently: It tastes good....
"Haha, you can use this mouth, did you practice it back then?" Qi Tian asked.
As soon as Xiao Meng heard this, he immediately became energetic, and the time for his own bragging competition had come again, and he said very calmly: Brother God, I didn't brag with you, my mouth was indeed practiced, I practiced the most mouth of King Kong in Shaolin Temple, just our mouth, it was quack...
You may not believe me when I say this, after Xiao Meng finished speaking, he picked up six or seven bottles of beer, and he bit them all open, which was faster than a bottle driver.
"Ahem.......... bah........ what's going on, Brother Tian, I'm okay with this mouth, right?" asked Xiao Meng with a look of bullishness.
"Well, yes, it's very good, this mouth is really powerful, what, can you lend me your mouth?"
What is it? Borrow your mouth? This thing can still be borrowed, do you want me to cut my mouth off? Xiao Meng asked curiously.
"You don't have to worry about this, you just say that if you don't borrow it, I'll be done......."
"Bang", Xiao Meng patted the table and said very generously: Borrow, definitely borrow, what is the relationship between us, can I not borrow, I borrowed you, use it casually........