Early in the morning, Lin Xinghai treated the two elixirs given by Taishang Laojun as sugar balls, and ate one of the inferior ones, and there was only one expired left.

"Well, it doesn't smell like it's smelly, it's just crunchy. ”

"Brother Hai, it's early. "At the gate of Xiangyang University, I happened to have a chance encounter with Li Le.

Lin Xinghai went up and hugged Li Le, and chuckled as he walked towards the classroom:

"Early, early. ”

But just when I was about to walk to the door of the classroom, Gollum!

Lin Xinghai's stomach suddenly rang, and then his face was full of green.

"Brother Hai, what's wrong with you?" Li Le was a little forced to see this situation at that time.

"Ah~ Quick, help me to the toilet. ”

Originally, Lin Xinghai hugged Li Le, but now it has become Li Le supporting Lin Xinghai.

"Lele go slowly, I'm afraid it will come out......"

The classmates along the way looked at the intimate and ambiguous postures of the two, and pointed at them, Li Le himself was embarrassed, not to mention Lin Xinghai.

Lin Xinghai held his tail between his legs, and was limped by Li Le to walk towards the toilet.

"Brother Hai, what the hell is going to come out?"

"Whew!" Lin Xinghai often exhaled, and instead of paying attention to Li Le, he scolded secretly:

"Taishang Laojun, you it!"

Thirty minutes later, Li Le had already returned to the classroom early.

And Lin Xinghai finally finished pooping in the toilet, and wanted to get up, but his legs were numb, and he found a terrible problem, he didn't bring paper.

"What the hell am I ...... What can I do about it?"

opened WeChat and found Li Le.

Xiangyang, your brother Hai: "Is Lele there?"

Five minutes later, Li Le still didn't reply to the message.

"I forgot that the first class today was the class of the head teacher Tian Xiaorong. ”

At this time, someone in the Three Realms anchor group was talking, and Lin Xinghai clicked in curiously.

Hercules God: "I heard that some time ago, Sun Dasheng was sued by the God of Wealth to the Jade Emperor because he robbed the God of Wealth of several gold ingots. ”

Guiguzi: "Alas, if you want to say that this kid of the God of Wealth is also persistent, just a few gold ingots, since the Great Sage wants it, then give it to him, why do you have to be beaten by the Great Sage?"

Zhu Bajie: "Hmph! I think the old man of the God of Wealth is looking for a beating." ”

Erlang God: "Zhu Bajie, I think you are looking for a beating! How can a person from our god system be beaten by someone from your Buddhist system?"

Burning the lamp ancient Buddha: "The Divine Monarch's words are wrong, we live together in the fairy world, and we are a family." ”

Erlang God: "I'm sorry, can I beat you up if you say that?"

Barefoot Immortal: "Support the Divine Monarch!"

Hercules God: "The God King is mighty!"

Jizo King Bodhisattva: "Okay, okay, everyone, stop arguing!"

Zhu Bajie: "Erlang God, I see that you are just kicking your nose and face, and you have the ability to say this to my monkey brother again." ”

Bodhidharma's first seat: "Are you really afraid of you when we have three eyes?"

In this way, the Buddha and God systems in the fairy world only made a fuss in the group because of a few gold ingots.

"Since the Great Sage has beaten the God of Wealth?"

I'm going! This is simply going to lift the table! The great sage beat people up because of ten bags of spicy noodles? That's the ancestor of the world, the God of Wealth!

The long-awaited bell for the end of class finally rang at this time.

"Brother Hai, where are you in the pit?"

When Lin Xinghai heard that it was Li Le's voice, he hurriedly shouted:

"I'm here! I'm here!"

In the blink of an eye, the evening came, and the long-awaited talent show finally began.

Thousands of students from Xiangyang University and teachers from various classes took their seats in the gymnasium, while Lin Xinghai picked a time when no one was paying attention and climbed the tower of the gymnasium.

At this angle, you can just watch the whole stadium, take out the mobile phone holder that Zhang Kexin just borrowed, click on the Three Realms live broadcast APP, and put six big characters on the cover.

"The Gala of Human Art. ”

Wang Haoran sat in the middle of the field and looked around, and asked Li Le:

"Where's Brother Hai? Doesn't he have a show today?"

"I don't know, the two of us came together, but this person is gone. ”

Wang Haoran and Li Le, Zhang Kexin, Zhang Peng and others searched for a long time but couldn't find it, and they couldn't get through on the phone, so they gave up decisively.

"Could it be that Brother Hai ran away?"

"It just so happens that a few of you are here, have you seen Lin Xinghai?" Tian Xiaorong walked over and asked.

Zhang Kexin, Li Le, Zhang Peng, Wang Haoran and others shook their heads in unison.

"Lin Xinghai!"

The anger in Tian Xiaorong's heart slowly rose, thinking in her heart that when she caught Lin Xinghai, she must make Lin Xinghai pay the price.

The lights of the sports tube flickered, and the host of the party came to the stage and said:

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, let's invite our first group of talent contestants to perform on stage. ”

There are a total of four talented players in the first group, two men and two women, and the street dance is quite eye-catching.

At this time, Lin Xinghai sat on the tower and dug his nostrils, watching that the popularity of the live broadcast room had reached more than 3,000 people just after the broadcast, and the number was still rising wildly.

Lin Xinghai took the opportunity to introduce to the immortals in the live broadcast room:

"This human talent show is exclusively sponsored and broadcast by the human anchor 'Xiangyang You Haige', and I also ask you to pay a little attention to me. ”

Barrage in the live broadcast room:

Fairy World-Zhu Bajie: "Hehe! These two girls dance well." ”

Difu-Qin Guangwang: "I didn't expect the world to develop so well now, this is a show that we can't see." ”

Faerie-Weaver Girl: "Wow! Look so good! Brother Cowherd, are you watching it with me?"

Fairy World-Cowherd: "Of course, Sister Weaver Girl, where there is you, there will be me." ”

Immortal-Yue Lao: "Alas, a poor pair of dolls. ”

Difu-Niutou: "Are you Ma Mian? I saw a man with only three days left in Yang's life. ”

Difu - Ma Mian: "......"

Difu-Black Impermanence: "Niu Tou, can we not talk about official business during the rest time?"

Fairy World-Chang'e Fairy: "How many groups are you in the anchor?"

Lin Xinghai saw that someone finally didn't ignore him, and he was still his favorite Chang'e girl, so he hurriedly said:

"It turned out to be Fairy Chang'e, I! I am the thirty-sixth group, the last group. ”

At this time, the talent show has reached the fifth group of performances, and the fifth group is a sketch by Mr. Zhao, which makes the immortals in the live broadcast room laugh straight to 666.

Immortal World-Tang Seng: "Amitabha, I remember when I took my three unsuccessful disciples to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, the scenes and clothes in the world were not like this. ”

Immortal Realm-Taishang Laojun: "You learned the scriptures more than 3,000 years ago, how can it be compared with now." ”

Originally, Lin Xinghai was very happy to see that his live broadcast room had reached more than 6,000 people, but when he saw Taishang Laojun come out, he asked angrily:

"Lao Jun, why do you keep after I ate the inferior elixir you gave me today!"

Fairy World - Chang'e Fairy: "......"

Difu - White Impermanence: "......"

Difu-Chujiang King: "Hahahahaha!"

Fairy World - Jade-faced Fox: "666"

Immortal World-Taishang Laojun: "Anchor, you may not know, what I refine is an elixir, mortals will definitely excrete mundane things after eating it, but what is left must be all essence, so that it can be converted into an immortal body." ”

Difu-Pen Judge: "That's right, the anchor is big, Lao Jun didn't lie to you about this, with your current physique, you can also learn our current spells." ”

Immortal World-Taishang Laojun: "I don't know the anchor, do you still remember the third layer of the Hercules method you drew in the lottery? That mental method is the mental method practiced by the Hercules Mountain God." ”

"Oh, that's what happened, but how should I practice?" Lin Xinghai blushed and scratched the back of his head, his feelings were wrong.

Immortal Realm-Barefoot Great Immortal: "Fellow Daoist, you only need to enter your divine consciousness into your sea of consciousness, and you can cultivate." ”

After Lin Xinghai asked how to let his divine sense enter the sea of consciousness, he tried to cultivate the Great Heart Method.

Immortal Realm-Hercules God: "Lao Jun, since you stole my Hercules Method?"

Immortal World-Taishang Laojun: "Ahem! No, I'm ....."

Difu-Qin Guangwang: "Hercules Mountain God, I know that Lao Jun is a person, he must have stolen it!"

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