"Xiaobai, you should also get a Weibo, right? Do you think which celebrity is not a Weibo big V now?"

"Don't tease Senior Sister, what kind of celebrity am I?"

Zhou Xue: "Aren't you a celebrity? Now that the whole world knows you, get a Weibo, and if you have anything to do, you can @show your affection with the richest man in your family, so that people don't have to worry about him." ”

Xiaobai: "Wushan's Weibo is not his own at all, it is the public relations department that takes care of it, he is very busy, where can he have time to post Weibo?"

Besides, I'm going to make a Weibo, how to write a personal profile?

Everyone must have ignored everything about me and positioned me as 'the richest man and his daughter-in-law'.

I'm not me anymore, so what's the point?"

Zhou Xue: "No, you can also call yourself an 'internationally renowned ballet artist and senior child education expert'." ”

Xiaobai shrank his neck: "Pull it down, I'm ashamed." ”

Zhou Xue: "Hehe, what are you ashamed of? That's how the packaging comes out."

Look at the titles of those celebrities, how many of them are genuine, don't they all carry moisture.

I don't know which pheasant university overseas came back after a few days, so I dare to say 'many years of overseas teaching experience', and now it is all over the world;

If you publish a tofu block in the school magazine, you dare to say that 'the paper has been published in an internationally renowned academic journal and has received rave reviews'!"

Xiaobai: "There are really 'fake and shoddy', but there are a lot of real talents and real learning, so you can't knock them all over with one shot." ”

Zhou Xue: "Okay, it's a bit of a real kung fu." ”

Xiaobai was puzzled: "Xi Duo? You said that the bel canto singer who held a solo concert at the Vienna Musikverein?

Zhou Xue: "That Xiduo made a high-profile confession to the richest man on Weibo, you don't know, right?"

Xiaobai said he hadn't heard of it.

Zhou Xue: "As a family member of the party, why are you so OUT, you don't know anything, you don't know anything about your husband!"

She read to Xiaobai the Weibo that expressed her support for Wu's.

Xiaobai said without worry: "Oh, this is not a confession, it is just an old friend." ”

"Eh, your heart is too big. I fried chicken with a sensitive nose, but I smelled a different taste.

Don't say I didn't remind you, you won't be unclear about that Xiduo's relationship with Mr. Wu before, right?

Be careful not to let their old feelings rekindle. ”

Zhou Xue added matter-of-factly: "Let me tell you, it is easiest to rekindle old feelings when you hook up in tribulation, which is written in novels."

At the time of our family's economic crisis, if Ji Shu's ex-girlfriend contacted him to buy a car, maybe he would have turned against him in tears. ”

Xiaobai: "Senior sister, you can really think about it." When did Xiduo and Wushan happen?

Secondary school. Chen sesame seeds rotted grain. Now Wushan is me from head to toe, from the inside out!"

Zhou Xue: "Ho, look at your self-confidence, don't be overconfident."

You're still young, you have to cultivate hard and try to get him a little tighter.

Your husband is not an ordinary person, good fellow, thousands of eyes are staring at him. ”

Xiaobai was puzzled: "He's already mine, how can it be called 'trying to catch him tightly'?"

Zhou Xue: "Oh, my junior sister, no, I found that you are extremely lacking in crisis awareness!"

Just because he's yours now doesn't mean he'll always be yours.

A handsome and golden man is young, how many years has your youth been?

The world of a handsome and golden man is big, can you keep an eye on him all the time?

Perhaps, if you are not careful, you will let the fox spirit go to a small forest or alley, and you won't have time to cry when the time comes!"

Hearing her say this, Xiaobai not only did not establish a sense of crisis, but was amused by such a strong sense of picture.

Zhou Xue, who hated iron and steel, saw that this problem was serious, and he had to talk to Xiaobai today, education, education.

"This wealthy family is similar to the ancient emperor's house.

Of course, although I have never married into a wealthy family, I can see some truths better than you.

Uh, well, I'll admit it, it's mainly because I've watched more palace fighting novels and TV series than you......

If you want to really gain a foothold in the harem, you can't just be a stupid white sweet, only the royal sister can dominate.

You have to use your brains, otherwise those who covet your seat will sooner or later kill them with white silk and crane top red. ”

Xiaobai shuddered: "Is it that serious?"

"Of course, the competition for survival is very cruel!" Zhou Xue suddenly thought of something, "Eh, there is that kind of harem survival test, have you ever done it?"

Xiaobai: "I haven't heard of it. ”

Zhou Xue: "You wait, I'll look for it......

With it, let's say you are the daughter of the minister of the fourth grade, and your appearance is still good.

On the occasion of the three-year election, the Queen Mother asked you what books you have read recently, and you will answer: 1. Female commandments and female training women, female columns and three from the four virtues, or 2. Four books and five classics, all kinds of poems?

Xiaobai replied absentmindedly: "Tell the Queen Mother, the folk girl just finished reading "The Origin of African Female Circumcision" recently. ”

"What?!" Zhou Xue was shocked, "It's over, you will pass the general election directly, and if you don't hit the 40 board, it will be cheaper for you." ”

Xiaobai: "Hahaha, this is telling the truth." I can't be convicted of bullying the first time we meet. ”

Zhou Xue looked at the phone screen unwillingly.

"Forget it, I'll give you another chance, do you hear this time seriously?

Suppose you enter the palace and the emperor notices you, and in order to please the saint, you decide to cook yourself.

Will you make anchovy shark fin, lotus leaf porridge, or home-cooked side dishes?"

Xiaobai didn't hesitate: "Pancakes and stinky tofu." ”

Ah, ah, ah, 10,000 crows flew over Zhou Xue's head.

Xiao Bai grinned and explained: "Do you think, the emperor is in the emperor's house, can there be less shark fin medicinal food or something?"

But surely he didn't have much chance to eat these street foods, maybe he was hooked as soon as he ate them?

And what if you pester me every day?"

Zhou Xue imagined that the emperor with the smell of stinky tofu in his mouth was in the early court, and the ministers below covered their mouths and noses with wide sleeves when they knelt down......

The picture was too beautiful to look at.

After all the tests were done, Zhou Xue read the results helplessly: "'I'm sorry, the result of your test is that you can only survive for 1 day in the harem!'"

Xiaobai: "Haha, it's okay, it's okay, I can live for a day, I didn't donate my life as soon as I appeared."

That's the worst, I heard that if you lie on the ground and gasp for breath, you will be scolded by the director. ”

Zhou Xue: "Nonsense, have you seen that you are still panting after you have donated your body? That's too disrespectful......

Wherever we go, you have taken us to the ditch.

In short, Gong Dou has to learn to use some wrists, and it is not good to be too simple and upright. ”

Xiaobai: "I'm really not interested in Gong Dou." So what should I do?"

Zhou Xue: "For example, this Wu crisis, you have to stand resolutely behind the richest man, the Buddha will kill the Buddha, the devil will kill the demon, and accompany him through the wind and rain!"

When the crisis is over, he will be even more inseparable from you. ”

"Standing with resolute eyes?" Xiao Bai trembled, "How do I feel that it is a statue of Mr. Sun Yat-sen?"

Zhou Xue: "...... Xiaobai, I think your future is worrying!"

But Bai Yunnuan herself was not worried at all, she could really touch Wushan's hand, kiss his lips, feel his body temperature, and throw herself into his arms.

Everything is so real, what is there to worry about?

There is a person who has little interest in this Wu business crisis that the whole country and even the world is concerned about, and he only thinks about his own sadness.

This person is Chunni.

It all started a few days ago.

Yi's new female employee was interviewed by Yi Rufeng in person and hired at one time.

She is extremely fairy-looking, and has attracted the attention of many male colleagues since the day of the interview, some of them look at her with a big grin, and some take the opportunity to fix her hair and peek at her from between their fingers.

Yi Rufeng likes to hire beautiful employees, and the reason is naturally to hide his tendency.

Male bosses like to hire beautiful women, and there is nothing wrong with outsiders looking at it!

Another reason is that if there are many beautiful women in a company, male talents will naturally flock to it.

Yi has long since lifted the ban on office romances, so those bachelors who are in the courtship period are trying their best to get close to this big beauty.

I bought breakfast for her, but unfortunately she said she had eaten it;

Some brought her lunch, but unfortunately she said that she was losing weight by skipping lunch;

Some came over to get close by drinking water, but unfortunately she said that she was embarrassed that I was busy;

There is someone who doesn't leave after work and waits to meet her in the elevator, but unfortunately she forgot to take her mobile phone and went out early;

And at the moment when she bent down to pick up the pen, the second helped her pick it up, and artificially created an affectionate opportunity to look at each other, but unfortunately she said thank you, but it was not my pen......

This beautiful employee has a lot of personality and is very good to female colleagues, but she ignores male colleagues, and she looks very cold and difficult to chase.

But the strange thing is that the male compatriots are getting more and more frustrated, and the enthusiasm for pursuing her is unprecedentedly high.

One day in Yi Rufeng's office, Chunni inadvertently mentioned this hot topic of the company to him.

Unexpectedly, Yi Rufeng* stared at the screen and said: "Isn't this normal, do you think everyone is like you, so easy to bubble?"

"Bang dang!"

The coffee cup that Chun Ni held in his hand on the side fell to the ground instantly, and the hot coffee that had just been brewed for Yi Rufeng splashed around, and he soiled Yi Rufeng's white leather shoes and white trousers, and almost burned his legs.

"You're looking for death!" Yi jumped out of his chair like a spring of wind and yelled hysterically, "I found that you are becoming more and more useless as a woman, and now you can't even hold a cup, what else can you do?

Mo Xiaoyu and the monk who have disappeared so far have made Yi Rufeng extremely anxious, and he always feels like he has been "ruined" and bombed regularly, plus Wushan's single identity was finally terminated by a woman, so Yi Rufeng's anger is particularly great.

In front of people, I pressed it and pretended to be it, and I had no scruples in front of the spring mud.

Anyway, she's a soft persimmon, and it won't be good to pinch it casually, and she's just a person he doesn't care about.

Therefore, Chunni was "lucky" to be able to see Yi Rufeng's ugliest and truest appearance.

He also calculated that Chunni would not say anything outside.

Besides, even if she gossips to others that she is a hypocrite, will anyone believe her?

Yi Rufeng is a graceful, elegant gentleman and beautiful man, and this impression has long been ingrained in the hearts of the people.

And people have a herd mentality, one person thinks so, two people think so, everyone thinks so, there is nothing to doubt.

But if at this time, someone pushes the door in, you can be lucky to appreciate the super magic of Yi Rufeng from a tyrant to a quiet beautiful man in a second.