Chapter 142: The Nasty God
Jiang Yuyan had a dream.
She dreamed that she was cold and hungry and was dying.
And just as she was about to die, God appeared, with a loving smile on his face, a circle of light on his head, and a pair of white wings on his back.
On top of that, God has beef jerky in his hands, and hot coffee, and ...... Then she realized that she didn't want to die.
That's probably it!
Anyway, it should be a sweet dream, anyway, she feels like it.
The only bad thing is that God actually looks exactly like Wu Dong, which makes her feel quite depressed.
With an unusually heavy heart, she opened her eyes.
It seemed that the day had dawned, and everything in sight had changed from blurry to clear, with the sound of the breeze blowing through the treetops and the flirting of birds.
"Doesn't seem to be too bad......
Thinking in a daze, she didn't remember walking away at the ghost gate at all, and the girl temporarily forgot the fact that God looked the same as Wu Dong, and her mood quickly improved, and there was a smile on the corner of her mouth.
But soon she was sober!
She remembered what had happened yesterday.
Yesterday, I made an appointment with a few classmates and friends to climb Tianwang Mountain, and then I didn't know how to go, and suddenly found that there was a broken temple here.
It was still two or three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was the time when the sun was shining, because of curiosity and fun, a few people entered the temple.
They bowed to the empty shrine a few times, and then a few people sat down to chat, drink and eat.
Maybe it was more unlucky, and then somehow, suddenly there was lightning and thunder, and torrential rain poured down.
Unexpectedly, several people were trapped in the ruined temple!
I thought the rain would stop soon, but it didn't.
A sudden rainstorm kept falling, and it kept falling, and the temperature was getting colder and colder.
I didn't think I was going to spend the night in the mountains, so I didn't bring clothes, food, and simply brought some snacks and water.
By the time all the snacks and water had been consumed, she, like her classmates and friends, had lost her source of calories.
And wait until the things that can be burned, including the limited wood in the temple, including snack bags, including hiking bags......
And so on and so forth, all of them were burned out, and it was only six o'clock in the afternoon.
At that time, the rain was heavy, and there was no intention of stopping!
Later, a few girls huddled together to keep warm, and they didn't know who was taking them.
Thinking of this, her expression suddenly became strange.
"What the hell is going on?"
"What happened next?"
"Could it be that the rain stopped after freezing and fainting? But that's not right, it's so cold, you can't afford to get sick if you don't freeze to death!"
"Could it be...... Could it be that God really came?"
“……”
His face was full of suspicion.
As soon as she thought of the guy in her dream with a ring on his head and wings on his back, which was so long that people hated dogs, she felt angry.
There's no reason, she's just angry!
stinky fart, agreeing to let him come with him is to give him face, but he still doesn't come, making it seem like she is very rare......
Women are so inexplicable, it doesn't matter about age!
Thinking about it, Jiang Yuyan's thinking deviated, and all her doubts and disgusts were all turned into resentment towards Wu Dong.
At this moment, in her heart, it became Wu Dong's fault that even the crime of running to this broken temple and encountering heavy rain has become Wu Dong's fault.
But the resentment didn't last long!
Suddenly, the smell of meat wafted back the wild horse, and she stopped thinking about the mess, and sat up instead.
It hurts!
The ground was too cold, maybe it was a stiff neck, just halfway through, "sizzling" gasp, and she almost lay back uncontrollably.
Finally sat up, turned her head to look, and suddenly she was stunned again.
There is fire!
The fire is leaning against the meat!
The one who is barbecuing seems to be the guy he dreamed about last night, but he has no halo on his head and no wings on his back!
Finally, there was a crockpot in the fire, which seemed to be boiling hot water and bubbling.
"This ......"
Be dumbfounded!
Looking at all this, the girl's usually self-proclaimed smart brain suddenly became a little insufficient.
"Where did the wood come from to make a fire in the rain last night?"
"Meat, where did he get the meat?"
"And, this, this nasty guy, how did he come, when did he come, why didn't she know at all?"
“……”
It's another belly of questions.
Fortunately, she was not really a fool, and soon she understood that Wu Dong was really here.
He made a fire for her, he roasted meat for her, and he ...... for her
No, why say "for her"?
I don't understand!
Thinking about it, I blushed for some reason, and I was inexplicably stupid.
It wasn't until a certain moment that the cold, emotionless voice came to her ears, and she came back to her senses.
Of course, that's what she thought she was, but in fact, her voice was calm!
"Awake?" Wu Dong said lightly, his eyes were still on fire, and he didn't look back.
It was these simple words and actions, indifferent and cold, originally fine, a little moved in my heart, and suddenly Jiang Yuyan felt bitter in her heart.
But she still pressed it down, nodded, and said, "Why are you here?"
Wu Dong did not answer.
didn't speak, he just moved the barbecue to Jiang Yuyan.
It doesn't look good, it looks dark, but it's ......
"What kind of meat?" Jiang Yuyan took it and asked again.
Cold and hungry all night, the front Hun sticks to the back, for her now, it is good to have food, nothing else matters.
"Lynx meat!" Wu Dong was honest this time.
The problem is also to be too honest!
Just as many people can't accept rat meat, not everyone can accept cat meat.
When she heard that it was cat meat, "vomit", Jiang Yuyan's face turned pale, the gastric juice was tumbling, and the retching continued.
Just when she wanted to throw a lump of smoke on Wu Dong's face, Wu Dong spoke again.
"Misremember, you might have a rabbit in your hand!"
The tone was light and insincere.
As he spoke, a wooden stick was picked up, and on it was strung an animal about thirty centimeters long, whose skin had been peeled off and covered in blood.
Seeing that he had nothing to do and roasted this thing on the volcano, Jiang Yuyan's face turned dark.
After a while, she barely suppressed the urge to get angry and asked, "Are you sure that I have a rabbit and not a bobcat?"
"Not sure, it could be a bobcat!"
Jiang Yuyan: "......"
Can't chat.
I've seen an angry person, but I've never seen such an angry person!
Suddenly, I wanted to throw the meat in my hand in the face of this bastard, and by the way, I poured boiling water from the crockpot on his head.
Angry to angry, when she urgently needed to eat to replenish her energy, Jiang Yuyan finally ate it!
"I guess it's hare meat!"
"It should be, it shouldn't!"
Silently told herself in her heart that the girl was a little angry and a little curious.
Actually, she wanted to know how she got it!
In fact, she also wanted to ask why not catch pheasants if she could catch the sensitive bobcat hare!
But when she looked at the cold face that people hated dogs, she finally shut up silently.
It's not that you don't want to ask, it's not that you can't ask, the problem is that once you ask it, nine times out of ten it is a sad answer......