Chapter 8 Based on my years of experience
Liu Yu took a turn around the mass grave and found that this place was actually a gathering place, no wonder so many strange things would happen here! What he didn't expect was that when he was about to go to the mass grave to have a look, he saw this scene, and it was not only a female policeman who peed, but also a very beautiful female policeman.
Tall and tall, with white skin, especially the two peaks on the chest, and the uniforms on their bodies, they can't stop their majesty at all, and they feel a little ready to come out.
Liu Bingqing was startled by Liu Yu who suddenly appeared, quickly lifted her pants, and stood up, originally thinking that no one should come here, so she would relax her vigilance and be convenient here, but she didn't expect a person to suddenly jump out, and it was a man.
The most annoying thing is that this guy also saw a scene that he shouldn't see, and Liu Bingqing's face turned red in an instant.
"You, who are you, how did you end up here!"
After all, he was a battle-hardened policeman, and Liu Bingqing quickly calmed down.
"Well, I said I came here for convenience, do you believe it?"
Liu Yu touched his nose helplessly, he couldn't tell the police that he was coming to the mass grave to catch ghosts, and then people wouldn't think he was a psychopath.
"Hmph, it's a big night, carrying a rag bag, and it's sneaky, with my years of criminal investigation experience, you should be the murderer of the mass grave murder!"
Saying that, Liu Bingqing had already figured out the handcuffs behind him.
"The urine is yellow, and the urine is bifurcated, with the many years of medical experience of this Heavenly Master, it seems that Sister Policeman, you have been a little angry recently, and you also have immune system and urinary system disorders caused by endocrine imbalance, and you also have short-term menstrual cramps!"
Liu Yu said with a smile, "But I can help you recuperate and ensure that the medicine is cured, the most important thing is that the price is reasonable, otherwise let's add a WeChat first!"
At this time, Liu Yu did not forget to promote himself.
The main thing is that he is poor, when he went down the mountain, the old immortal didn't give himself money at all, and it was the two hundred yuan that Li Jia gave for a taxi just now.
"Don't talk nonsense, you're arrested, go back to the police station with me!"
Liu Bingqing didn't talk nonsense, walked directly behind Liu Yu and handcuffed his hands.
"Hey, sister policeman, listen to my explanation, I'm really not a murderer, the real murderer is still here, and he's coming over soon!"
Liu Yu didn't expect the female policeman in front of him to have such a hot temper, and he handcuffed himself without saying a word, he didn't want to go to the police station to drink tea for no reason.
"There is not even a ghost here except you, and you dare to say that you are not a murderer? I warn you that you better be honest with me, or you will have good fruit to eat!"
Liu Bingqing kicked Liu Yu's back knee, ready to stop this guy for a while.
"Who said there are no ghosts, you see the ghosts are coming!"
But he didn't expect Liu Yu to dodge to the side, looking into the distance and snorting to himself.
Liu Bingqing subconsciously glanced at it and found that where the ghost was, it was clearly his subordinate Lao Li.
"Hmph, Lao Li took this murderer away!"
"Lao Li, you are deaf, don't hurry up!"
"Lao Li!"
Liu Bingqing patted the dust on his hands very arrogantly, and commanded Lao Li in front of him, but Lao Li still lowered his head and didn't react, as if he couldn't hear her at all.
"No one listens to what you say, no one can do what you order, it turns out that you are a bare-bones commander, sister, policeman!"
Liu Yupi said with a smile.
At this time, Lao Li finally spoke, "Since you're here, don't leave, stay, stay." ”
"Lao Li, what nonsense are you talking about!"
"Sister Beauty, you're right, ghosts can tell nonsense, your colleague is not a human being at all, it's a ghost!"
At this time, Lao Li suddenly raised his head, and the bloody face appeared in front of the two people, and the mouth that was already half rotten was still smiling at the two people, but the action of laughing seemed to be a little big, and in an instant, black blood flowed down his lips.
"Ahh
Liu Bingqing had never seen this posture, screamed, grabbed Liu Yu's arm with both hands, and his body couldn't help but tremble.
The whole cemetery is full of yin qi, and a gust of yin wind rises in the cemetery, hitting the two people, and the green pines next to it rustle under the wind, making people's scalp tingle.
"Alright, alright, put away your scary skills!"
The yin wind around did not stop, but blew towards Liu Yu more intensely.
"Damn, don't be ashamed of your face, put your position in the right position for the master, pretend to force at least a good-looking pose, just your ugly appearance, believe it or not, the kind that the master slapped you to the wall, and you can't pick it off!"
Liu Yu said angrily.
"You, you're not afraid of me?"
Lao Li widened his eyes that had no eyelids, and his face was full of disbelief.
"A pig can't describe your stupidity anymore, there are no less than two, your IQ balance is obviously insufficient, you should find a place to recharge!"
Liu Yu pursed his lips and said with great disdain.
"I'm going to fucking kill you!"
Lao Li was not lightly angered by Liu Yu, and rushed over with his teeth and claws.
Seeing this scene, Liu Bingqing was so frightened that he closed his eyes directly, and secretly scolded Liu Yu in his heart, scolding people like this, he must be dead this time, don't people lose face when they are ghosts.
"Phew, phew, a little ghost dares to jump in front of me!"
After a while, Liu Bingqing found that there seemed to be no movement, and subconsciously opened his eyes, and found that Lao Li was gone, and he was still clutching that person's arm.
"Hey, are you alright?"
"It's nothing, it's just a back ache!"
"He clearly wants to choke your neck, why does his back hurt?"
Liu Bingqing couldn't help but ask.
"Separated by your murder weapon!"
"You bastard!"
……
"Lao Li, how is he?"
After a while, Liu Bingqing also calmed down and couldn't help asking.
"I squirted to death with a sip of salt soda!"
Liu Yu smiled indifferently and handed the handcuffs to Liu Bingqing.
A mouthful of salt soda squirted to death?
Liu Bingqing was still thinking about Liu Yu's words, and found that this guy had turned around and left, so he couldn't help but chase after him again, "Hey, what are you doing!"
"Don't feed it, who is it, where is it, who is feeding?"
Liu Yu turned around and looked at the beautiful policewoman who ran over, it was really magnificent.
"And what's your name?"
Liu Yu cleared his throat, "Ahem, listen up, my surname is Lao Minggong!"
"Husband?"
What's so weird about the name?
"Okay, good girl, little daughter-in-law, hurry home, what are you running in the mass grave in the middle of the night!"
Liu Yu nodded and said with a look of relief.
"You bastard, you dare to take advantage of me, believe it or not, I will arrange a crime to arrest you and stay for ten days and half a month!"
Liu Bing's pretty face was frosty, and her big watery eyes stared at Liu Yu.
This guy feels pretty good about her, it's just that this mouth is so stinky and I don't know how it grew so big, and if I were a, I would definitely throw him into a dung pit and drown.
Liu Yu didn't speak, lowered his head and continued to walk forward, he probably already understood what the so-called mass grave murder case was all about.
"Hey, can you tell me what the hell was going on?"
Liu Yu didn't want to talk nonsense, but he couldn't stand Liu Bingqing's stubborn fighting.
"If I'm not mistaken, it's not a human being who kills people, Lao Li should have been killed by that old ghost, turned into a ghost, and helped him continue to harm people, fortunately you met this heavenly master, otherwise you will be the next one to become a ghost!"
Liu Yu let out a long sigh, he didn't expect that he would encounter this thing when he got off the mountain, it seems that the world is not as calm as he imagined.
"You just eliminated Lao Li, you should be able to eliminate that harmful ghost, right?"
Liu Bingqing couldn't help but ask.
"That's nature!"
Liu Yu nodded, "With this level of things, this Heavenly Master can kill him as soon as he soak in urine!"
At the mention of peeing, Liu Bingqing remembered the scene when he was seen by Liu Yu just now, and was a little annoyed. "Can you be civilized!"
"Okay!"
Liu Yu shrugged his shoulders helplessly, closed his mouth obediently, lowered his head, and continued to walk forward. But Liu Bingqing stuck to it like a dog skin plaster.
"Hey, can you help me get rid of that evil ghost?"
"Why should I help you, catch the murderer, and protect the lives and property of our people, isn't it what you police should do?"
Liu Yu glanced back at Liu Bingqing and was very impatient.
"It is the duty of every citizen to assist the police!"
Liu Bingqing had a cold face and looked at Liu Yu very seriously.
"That's not good, it's too dangerous, that's an old ghost who kills like hemp, if I'm not careful, my little life will be gone, I haven't taken a daughter-in-law at such a young age!"
And Liu Yu's head shook like a rattle.
Liu Bingqing's mind was full of black lines, just now he said that the ghost was nothing, and he could solve it by soaking his own urine, but now he said that it was dangerous in a blink of an eye, this person is really shameless. However, she did not give up, and continued: "I will apply to the above to award you the honorary title, big deal, I will apply for you another bonus!"
And Liu Yu is waiting for this sentence.
"Actually, I think it is the duty of each of us to help the people's police solve the case, and it is the responsibility of every one of us who cultivates the way of heaven to help the people's police destroy ghosts.
"Bastard who sees money!" Liu Bingqing couldn't help but scold, at this time she also knew that she was being tricked.
After a few words, the two of them had already walked to a grave, and Liu Yu pointed to the grave and said, "That old ghost is hiding here!"
"Stinky boy, is that the ghost you killed the old man?"
At this time, a very eerie voice suddenly sounded.