Chapter 381 Shut up, two goods
"This ......"
These people glanced at each other, and they were all quite surprised by Qin Haodong's reaction.
They had already discussed it before they came today, and the basic strategy was to provoke the old man Hua Zi'an, and then the two sides would further conflict, believing that the hospital would eventually be on their side, after all, each of these people was a doctor of medicine who had studied abroad, the director of various departments, the authority of various industries, and the core strength of the hospital.
It is precisely because of this confidence that they look down on traditional Chinese medicine and have the courage to squeeze traditional Chinese medicine out of Guangren Hospital.
And now the situation has changed a little, the hot-tempered old man Hua is not there, and this young man is even calmer than the old man, and there is no reaction at all in the face of their successive provocations.
Since two can't work, then three, and if three can't, then four, see how long you can carry it. These people decided to continue the game, so that Qin Haodong would never have a patient to watch, to see how long he could endure it.
At this time, another elderly patient about 60 years old appeared in front of the door, "Doctor, I have a headache, who will please show me?"
Dong Kai immediately greeted him and shouted, "I have a headache, why don't I go to see a Western doctor for a headache, and I went to the Chinese medicine clinic?"
"I, I believe in Chinese medicine, and I think Chinese medicine can cure the root cause!" said the old man.
"You old man is really confused, what kind of Chinese medicine cures the root cause, it is all used to deceive people!" Dong Kai said with a spittle, "Headache, what's the use of you looking for Chinese medicine? Hua Tuo, have you heard of it? Legend has it that he is a miracle doctor in Chinese medicine, but even he can't cure Cao Cao's headache, do you think the current Chinese medicine can cure your headache?"
"This ......"
The old man hesitated a little, feeling that what Dong Kai said seemed to have some truth.
"Let's go to the neurology department to have a look, headache is not a trivial matter, in case there is a brain tumor or something, it will be troublesome, it must be detected and treated early." ”
Dong Kai said and directly pushed the old man out of the Chinese medicine clinic, he turned around and looked at Qin Haodong with a smug face, who knew that the latter didn't look at him, and still tasted tea leisurely.
"Damn, what kind of person is this, it's really useless, and you don't get angry when you're like this?"
Dong Kai was surprised, but also full of contempt when he looked at Qin Haodong.
Not only him, but even the two little nurses next to him looked at Qin Haodong with disdain, feeling that the young doctor in front of him was simply a wretch, and he made people sit on their necks and, and they didn't even dare to let a fart go.
"Doctor, help my son take a look, what is his illness?"
As he spoke, an old woman in her fifties and sixties walked in with a young man in his mid-twenties, both of whom were in shabby clothes and looked to be poor people at the bottom of society.
Dong Kai came over again and asked, "What's wrong with your son?"
The old lady said: "My son somehow got a serious skin disease from the day before yesterday, and his whole lower body was black and blue. ”
Dong Kai said again: "You should see Western medicine for skin diseases, Western medicine is more professional and scientific in this regard, Chinese medicine is not reliable at all, Director Zhang of the dermatology department of our hospital is here, now I will ask him to show you." ”
As he spoke, he turned around and pulled Director Zhang over, who knew that the old woman saw Director Zhang and said: "My son just went to see him yesterday, and asked my son to take a blood test, and let my son take a urine test, and the test did not detect any disease, and the cost was more than 1,000, and half of my son's salary was spent!"
Director Zhang also recognized the old lady and her son at this time, and said embarrassedly: "Eldest sister, I can't be blamed for this, your son is not suffering from a simple skin disease, there should be other diseases."
But don't worry, experts from various departments of our hospital are here today, and you can give your son a joint consultation, and the cause will definitely be found. ”
Dong Kai followed and said: "Yes, expert consultation, this has always been the advantage of our Western medicine, everyone came to see what kind of disease this young man had." ”
After he finished speaking, the experts gathered in a circle, gathered the young man in the middle, and said: "You take off your pants, let's see what is going on." ”
Since so many experts have treated her son, the old woman immediately said excitedly: "Yes, son, there is nothing to be embarrassed about, let the doctors take a look quickly." ”
The young man hesitated slightly, but finally took off his pants, only to see that she had turned black and blue from the navel down, and even the second master was not spared, and it continued to the ankle area.
Seeing this, everyone frowned.
"Does your skin hurt, young man?"
"It doesn't hurt!"
"Is it itchy?"
"Hemp?"
"No, hemp!"
The experts asked a few questions one after another, and the young man's skin looked very scary, but it did not hurt, itch or numb, although they were all experts, none of them had ever seen such symptoms.
Seeing that these doctors all showed heavy expressions, the old lady hurriedly asked, "Doctors, what's wrong with my son, is there any serious illness?"
Director Zhao of the Department of Gastroenterology said, "Young man, have you eaten something unclean? I feel like you have been poisoned." ”
The old woman said, "It's impossible, our poor children don't go to the restaurant like you people in the city, we eat at home every day, we eat coarse tea and light rice, and I eat the same as my son, why don't I have anything to do?"
"This ......"
Director Zhao was speechless for a while, and Director Zhang of the Department of Dermatology said, "Could this be an allergy? Have you been exposed to any allergens?"
The young man said: "I work on the construction site every day, facing masonry and cement, how can there be any allergens, if you are allergic, you will be allergic for a long time, and my skin is only dark below the waist, if you are allergic, it should all change color."
Besides, didn't you have me screened for allergens yesterday?
Director Zhou of the Andrology Department said, "Young man, do you have any unclean sexual behavior and have contracted venereal diseases?"
Since these experts don't have a rule on the left and right, they are simply blind, and the young man also lost his patience, lifted his pants, and said angrily: "Fart, you just got STD, your whole family has STD!"
Director Zhou said dissatisfiedly: "We are giving you a consultation, what is your attitude?"
The young man said angrily: "Consultation is a fart, I see that you people are quacks, and you are simply blind! Especially you, you are talking nonsense, I don't even have a girlfriend, and now I am still a virgin, how can I have a venereal disease?"
"This ......"
Seeing the young man getting angry, everyone was dumbfounded, originally they wanted to take care of the young man's illness, so that Qin Haodong had no patients to accept, but who knew that after watching for a long time, no one could find the cause of the disease, which was a shame.
Qin Haodong put down the teacup, stood up and looked at these people and said with a smile: "What's the matter? Aren't you all experts? Isn't Western medicine very scientific? Why can't you look at other people's diseases?"
Director Zhang's expression was stunned, but he still stubbornly said: "We are only a preliminary diagnosis and treatment, if we want to diagnose the diagnosis, we have to go through a careful examination of precision instruments, wait for the young man to go back with me, I will check him well, and I will definitely find the cause of the disease." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man immediately said excitedly: "Check ...... Examine...... Examine...... You know that the inspection fee has already cost me more than 1,000 yuan yesterday, and I have to check it again, doesn't the inspection cost money? Do you take the inspection fee for me?"
Director Zhang said embarrassedly: "Young man, only accurate examination can confirm the diagnosis, this is science, you have to believe in science!"
"Scientific fart!" said the young man indignantly, "I worked the construction site for a day to earn more than a hundred yuan, and I gave it to you black-hearted doctors, and in the end I couldn't see my disease at all, quacks!
Being pointed at his nose and scolded the quacks, Director Zhang was extremely angry and aggrieved, but he had nothing to say, who made him really unable to find the cause of others.
Seeing that these people were unhappy, Qin Haodong was naturally very happy, looked at them and smiled: "Aren't you very scientific? Aren't you experts? Why can't you even find the cause? Is it refreshing to be scolded as a quack by others?"
Dong Kai's expression was stunned, and he said: "Don't be complacent, boy, he is an incurable disease, even if we can't find the cause, can you find it?"
Qin Haodong smiled slightly: "Of course you can! Actually, the young man's disease is very simple, the reason why you can't see it is because you are self-righteous, high-minded, always holding on to some bullshit science, and don't think about it from the perspective of ordinary people at all." ”
Hearing that Qin Haodong could cure the young man's illness, the old woman said, "This doctor, can you really find the cause of my son's illness?"
Qin Haodong said: "I'm not one of those quacks, this disease is very simple, and it can be cured in minutes." ”
The old woman said again and again: "Great, doctor, thank you, I thank you for my son!"
Dong Kai immediately said: "Don't listen to his bragging, it's a lie at all, I don't believe that so many experts can't find the cause, he can do it!"
"Now I'll convince you people!" Qin Haodong finished speaking, and said to the little nurse next to him, "Draw a basin of water and bring a piece of soap."
The little nurse didn't understand what he meant, how could she still need water and soap to see a doctor?
Dong Kai said sarcastically: "The surname is Tang, do you think the patient is dirty?
Qin Haodong glanced at him: "Has anyone ever told you that if you don't speak, you can hide your ignorance, the more you talk, the more incompetent you are?"
"You ......" Dong Kai's face turned red and said indignantly, "I don't believe you can cure the young man's illness, wait and see what else you have to say." ”
Soon, the little nurse came over with a basin of water and a bar of soap. Qin Haodong asked the young man to sit on the chair, then took off his shoes and put his feet in the basin.
Dong Kai couldn't help but sneer again: "Tang Feng, this is not what your Chinese medicine calls foot soaking to cure diseases, right?"
Qin Haodong ignored him, picked up the young man's trousers, then sprinkled the water on his legs, and applied soap, just when everyone didn't understand what he was doing, he suddenly found that the color on the young man's legs began to fade rapidly, revealing his original yellow skin.
The old woman was surprised and asked, "Doctor, what is my son's disease?"
Qin Haodong stood up and said with a smile: "Your son is not sick at all!"
Director Zhang shouted: "Impossible! I have 20 years of medical experience, if a person is not sick, it is absolutely impossible for the skin to be that color, you must have done your hands and feet in the water, and put illegal drugs, right?"
Qin Haodong glanced at him, as if he was looking stupid, and said jokingly: "Shut up, second goods, you are still a dermatologist, and you have 20 years of medical experience, don't you see that he is just a shirt that has faded?"