"I can't really help you, I'm leaving. Qin Luo said, turning around and leaving.

"Do you dare to go?" Han Chen threatened, "I'll call your daughter-in-law right now, saying that you run to the bathing center every day, and you won't take a bath when you're done." ”

"Haha. ”

Some viewers laughed.

Qin Luo explained eagerly, "Didn't I find another job to rub people, I don't give people a bath, what will my daughter-in-law eat!"

"Hey, I really can't imagine what your daughter-in-law eats......" Han Chen covered his face with his hands, and then took out 200 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Qin Luo, "

Hao Jian, you can help me when you see that our brothers are playing together to a big extent. ”

"What do you mean? Ah? Insult me with two hundred dollars? I send you those two dollars? I just got my salary. Qin Luo took out his salary from his pocket and put it in Han Chen's hand with an angry face, "You are deliberately alienating the relationship between our buddies, and you don't do anything like this." ”

As he spoke, he took all the money back and put it in his pocket, and his movements were neat.

"Hahaha. ”

The audience was happy when they saw Qin Luo's smooth movements, what he said was not the same thing as what he did in his hands, maybe this was just a righteous mouth?

Hao Jian is really as good as his name, too cheap.

At this time, Lu Yao's angry voice came from the stage, "I saw you fight once." ”

Han Chen's face changed, "My daughter-in-law is back." What about ID cards?"

Qin Luo nodded, "Here." ”

Han Chen pushed him behind the wall, "Go ahead with the original plan, hide in the refrigerator!"

At this time, Lu Yao walked onto the stage with a big belly.

Han Chen hurriedly greeted her and supported her, "What's the matter, daughter-in-law, did you quarrel with someone?"

"Nope. Lu Yao took a breath and added, "With the dog." ”

Poof.

An audience member was drinking water to moisten his throat, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but squirt, and the audience member sitting in front of him turned his head and glared angrily.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't hold back. Hurriedly apologized seriously.

The audience in the front row wiped their wet hair and didn't pay much attention to it, because he could understand it - after all, he really couldn't help it, it was so funny, he had just laughed loudly himself.

Han Chen was stunned, "Can you quarrel with dogs?"

Lu Yao stroked her big belly with her hand, "I'm chatting with the child, I said baby, it's hard for my mother to conceive you, don't forget your mother when you grow up." It's babbling at me!"

"Haha. The audience member couldn't stop laughing, holding his stomach in one hand and the bottle in the other, and then simply put the bottle aside and stopped drinking, and if he laughed like this, he would choke to death sooner or later.

Han Chen asked curiously, "You didn't bite it, did you?"

Lu Yao shook his hand and said, "It didn't bite me, can I bite it first?" ”

Han Chen gave a thumbs up, "Atmosphere! ”

"Hey, hey, I'm really convinced of you. ”

"If you don't adapt to the water and soil, I will obey you!"

"Lao Ji will obey you if he doesn't lie down!"

"I'm convinced, this sentence is a joke, my stomach hurts with laughter. ”

"Thumbs up manually. ”

Many of the audience gave a thumbs up to the audience.

Lu Yao sat on the sofa, not knowing what she thought, her face became gloomy, and she looked at Han Chen with a faint gaze, "Husband, you said that if one day we are gone, how lonely the child will be in the world alone." ”

"Don't cry, don't cry. Han Chen comforted: "No, when we leave, bring the child with you." ”

Lu Yao's face sank, and he pushed Han Chen away fiercely, glaring angrily, "You lack a heart eye, right?

"Hahaha. ”

There are some viewers who already have a sour smile on their faces, and their cheeks are starting to hurt, but they still can't help laughing.

The joy on Ding Jianzhong's face became stronger and stronger, and the appreciation in his eyes was also overflowing, he turned his head to look at Shi Huihai and commented, "This sketch is very good." ”

"It was great. Shi Huihai nodded hurriedly, this was not a compliment, but a sincere word, seeing that now, he had already laughed seven or eight times.

And the surrounding program crew also laughed non-stop, which shows that this sketch is a success.

Of course, there are also some people who like to pick bones in eggs, or they just deliberately try to make trouble.

"What kind of mess is this? What about crossing? Isn't it a crossing? I've watched it for so long, it has nothing to do with crossing, it's just a family-themed sketch. ”

"Yes. Qin Luo is fooling us. ”

"No matter how funny the acting is, if it doesn't fit the theme of crossing, it's a failure!"

Qin Luo got off the stage, and the sketch of selling dog meat on the head of a sheep was not qualified to perform on stage. ”

"Disqualified Qin Luo and directly sentenced him out. ”

For these guys who found fault, Qin Luo quickly slapped them in the face.

Jingle bells, the phone rings.

"When you hear it, you're looking for me. Han Chen looked confident, and walked over to turn on the phone, "Hey?"

"Hey, is it Dad?" Qin Luo's voice rang on the phone.

Han Chen looked surprised, "Who?

Smack.

This time, in addition to laughter, it was also mixed with applause, and it was also because I couldn't laugh anymore, so I could only express my joy with applause.

"I'm your future child, and I'm going to travel through time and space from 2038 to see you two elders. Qin Luo's voice continued to sound.

Lu Yao picked up the phone with a look of disdain, "Liar, if you deceive like this, you can starve yourself to death." ”

As soon as the words fell, the TV screen in front of the sofa suddenly tore open, and a head stretched out from inside, it was Qin Luo.

Bang bang bang.

This time the applause was even more enthusiastic, and it was mixed with applause.

Qin Luo's head stuck out of the TV, looked at Han Chen, and shouted, "Dad." ”

Han Chen instantly knelt on the ground, "Don't, ancestor, except for my daughter-in-law, you can take anything valuable in the family!"

Lu Yao looked at Qin Luo with a frightened face, and added, "Especially the TV, if you don't take it, I won't dare to watch it in the future." ”

Bang bang bang.

The applause did not stop at all, and the audience even clapped red with both palms because of excessive force, but they were still applauding selflessly.

Qin Luo completely tore open the TV screen, came out of the TV, looked around, and said, "Is this my home twenty years ago? ”

When Lu Yao saw this scene, he fainted and fell on the sofa in fright.

"Ah, wife. Han Chen stepped forward to take a look, it was no big deal, and then glared at Qin Luo angrily, "Didn't I let you hide it in the refrigerator?"

Qin Luo touched his arm, "How cold is it to hide the refrigerator, don't I have a cold?" ”

Han Chen yelled angrily, "Then you can't get out of the TV, you see you scared my wife." ”

Qin Luo said in a heartfelt manner, "Doesn't it seem more time-traveling when you come out of the TV." ”

At this point in the performance, everyone present understands it, it turns out that the crossing is embodied here, this is really a crossing sketch!

Those who found fault with the audience were all blushing and didn't say anything anymore, staring at the performance on stage with burning eyes.

Qin Luo's lines are slapping them in the face!