"Outside of the nickname, the real reason why the national team did not enter the World Cup. ”

"Why?"

"It's because the national team is too strong. ”

"I'll go, you're talking back. ”

"What is the opposite, it is because our national team is too strong, so strong that there is no opponent, so we did not participate in the national team. Don't you feel a sense of pride during the World Cup, when we were drinking cold beer, eating crayfish, nibbling on duck necks, and watching them perform for us on the field? ”

"Well said, it makes sense. ”

……

"Outside of the nickname, the real reason why the national team did not enter the World Cup. ”

"My grass, didn't it burst out before?"

"No, no, no, that's not the real reason. ”

"Daddy, there is the most real reason. ”

"That's it. ”

"Well, tell me, what is the real reason why the national team did not make it to the World Cup?"

"I don't know, it's a fly in the ointment. ”

"What's the fly in the ointment?"

"It's stupid, the United States and China don't play the World Cup. ”

"I'm Nima ......"

……

As speculated by many fans, Mo Bai only broadcast live for a while, and the two stalks Mo Bai said became completely popular.

One is that the national team is too strong.

The other is a fly in the ointment.

The two of them knew it was nonsense when they heard it, but even if he was nonsense, these two stalks spread all over the country in an instant.

"Who made up these two stalks, it's too awesome. ”

"It's very good and strong, and our country's jokers are getting stronger and stronger. ”

"No, the national team didn't go to the World Cup to arrange such a joke, I can be convinced. ”

"Yes, yes, even the national team is too strong to be able to pull it out, as if it were true. ”

"The most awesome thing is the fly in the ointment, this is the most genius joke. ”

"Yes, yes, the fly in the ointment, the United States and China do not play the World Cup, this is simply talent. ”

"I'm sure this man must have a knack for creating his own idioms. ”

Countless fans are talking about the World Cup while drinking beer and eating crayfish during the upcoming World Cup.

"Alas, although these two terriers are awesome, it always feels like a pity. ”

"Although, no matter how good the two stalks are, it cannot deny the fact that the national team did not enter the World Cup. ”

It's just that there are some fans who really can't forget about not entering the World Cup, and although the stalk is good, they can't enjoy it.

There are even some people who are more anxious, and they scolded directly.

"Grass, what national team is too strong, what kind of person is this. The national team is so good that it won't be able to enter the World Cup, and I think the one who made up the stalk is brain-dead. ”

"Yes, the United States team can't enter the World Cup because the competition in the Americas is too strong. In addition, the United States does not attach much importance to football, and their first sport is not football. But China, with such a high level of attention, can't even enter the World Cup, what's the use of asking for that waste. ”

"Support, top, that's a good point, the one who made up the stalk is brain-dead, and those who forward it are also brain-turned. ”

These fans don't care if this meme is good or not.

In short, if the national team does not enter the World Cup, they are not happy.

Since it's not happy, of course you have to scold it.

"Tsk, there's a good show. ”

"Yes, these guys dare to curse. ”

"I really don't know how the dead word is written. ”

Watching these unhappy netizens scolding people in various places, some netizens who know the truth are moving stools and preparing to watch the play.

"Grass, what's wrong with us scolding, aren't we right? ”

"Of course not. ”

"What's wrong, it's not enough for the national team to enter the World Cup. ”

"The problem is that you're wrong. ”

"We scolded the wrong, grass, how could it be. ”

"How could it be. Do you know who said that?"

"I'll scold whoever says it. ”

"Are you sure?"

"Of course. ”

"Well, let me tell you, these two stalks were said by Mo Bai. ”

At first, everyone was talking about these two stalks, but no one cared about who said these two stalks.

At this time, as soon as Mo Bai's name came out, those netizens who had been scolding the street didn't understand what was going on.

But when they were about to continue scolding, they suddenly became agitated, but they were so frightened that they almost urinated.

"My grass, is it Mo Bai Da said the stalk?"

"Not really. ”

"You didn't lie to me?"

"What's in it if I lie to you?"

"I ......"

The netizens who scolded happily only felt that the sky was dark.

"Mo Baida, we were wrong. ”

"Great God Mobai, we were wrong, forgive us. ”

Yes.

Although these two stalks are funny, if you really want to call them true, then these two stalks will be scolded the same.

After all, not making it to the World Cup is not a happy thing, but a bit of a shame.

You have made such a shameful thing so high, isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open?

No matter how funny such a stalk is, it can only be regarded as self-deprecation at best.

However, if these two stalks are Mo Bai's words, then they are completely different.

Who is Mo Bai?

Mo Bai is a tease.

No, no, no, it's not about whether Mo Bai is funny or not.

What is said here is that although Mo Bai has many identities, one of Mo Bai's identities will never be forgotten.

World Cup winner.

Yes.

As Mo Bai, the champion of the last World Cup, he has the confidence to say such things.

Why did the Chinese team not participate in the World Cup, because the Chinese team is too strong.

Isn't it?

Is there something wrong with this statement?

To this day, countless people still have the scene of Mo Bai winning the Hercules Cup in their minds.

Is there a fly in the ointment?

Mo Bai, who is a great writer, Mo Bai, who won the Nobel Prize in Literature, no matter what the fly in the ointment meant before, but now, the fly in the ointment is the meaning that the United States and China do not participate in the World Cup.

"Hahaha, this slap in the face is too fast. ”

"I said who made up these two stalks, it's so talented, I didn't expect it to be Dabai, it's not surprising. ”

"That is, for Dabai, it's just two stalks, and I'll make up dozens of them for you in minutes. ”

"However, the combat effectiveness of these guys is still too weak, and as soon as Dabai came out, all those netizens who sprayed people surrendered. ”

"How can they not surrender, they can't scold Dabai, and they can't beat Dabai. The key thing is that most of those who curse are actually fans of Dabai. Dabai, the invincible ball king of the universe, said such things, who dares to refute it. ”

Of course, no one dares to refute, even if it is a fan from other countries, I am afraid that they will have to bow and worship Mo Bai when they see it. ”

"Yes, yes, if you look at the online posts made by some fans in other countries, they are still wondering why Dabai doesn't play football anymore. ”

Of course, these are naturally the little episodes before the start of the World Cup.

Mo Bai didn't know that his nonsense turned out to be popular all of a sudden.

Now, he is preparing for the commentary of the match between the "Russian team" and the "Saudi team" in the World Cup.

However, before the game commentary, the assistant director made a phone call to Mo Bai.

"Director, I heard you're going to explain tonight?"

"Yes, do you watch the World Cup too?"

"Look, of course, I'm going to buy a few lottery tickets. By the way, director, which do you think will win, Russia or Saudi Arabia?"

"What do you say?"

"I think it's Saudi Arabia. ”

"I'll ......"

Mo Bai burst into tears.