"Uh...... Isn't the poem I made good? Isn't it very tacky? Isn't it very good, it rhymes, it can reflect your beauty and purity, and it can clearly depict your appearance, this poem is much better than the "My Third Aunt of the District Party Secretary" I wrote at the beginning, I muttered, at this time I felt a crow flying over my head, and my mouth was still "croaking". ”

Li Yuan, how do you say I wrote this poem, isn't it very good, I poked Li Yuan.

"What kind of thing? Are you also called poetry? It sounds good? I don't think so, this thing you wrote is a bit unacceptable, you are really not suitable for literature, otherwise you should develop in another direction, God has closed the door of literature for you, and it will definitely open another door for you, Li Yuan turned around and said with a serious face. ”

"Nope. "That's absolutely impossible, I love literature, I love writing, Mr. Lu Xun is my idol, his famous words have always reminded me, I have sworn since I was a child, I must be a great writer like Mr. Lu Xun, in terms of words to teach our people, I will not give up, I clenched my fists at Li Yuan, showing the high-pitched feelings in my heart.

"Tut-tut...."You can pull a few down, don't insult Mr. Lu Xun, okay? You are really not at the same level, you should stop and give up, so it will be easy to cause public anger in the future, you know? I am doing this for your good.

"What do you mean? Is it wrong for me to love literature, is it wrong for me to love writing? You can't stop me from yearning for literature, that's my ideal, it's my lifelong wish. ”

Why do you have so many ideals, how can you change them every day, you are not firm at all, and you have a lifelong wish, and you seem to be a big person, let me tell you, Zhang Feng, if you don't give up literature now, you will arouse the public anger of so literati in society in the future, and you will be good-looking when the time comes, Li Yuan pouted and said.

"Heh....Anyway, you can't stop me from pursuing literature, no one can, this is my love, I love literature as much as I love my life. ”

"Okay, whatever you say, I won't talk to you, Zhang Feng, how did I notice that you are a little different today?" Li Yuan looked me up and down and said. ”

"What's the difference? Are you handsome? You're still taller?"

"Neither...."

"What's different about that?"

I feel like you're missing something, by the way, I remember, what about the plaster on your arm? I remember when I came out of the hospital yesterday, I clearly remember that you had a plaster cast on your arm, Li Yuan pointed to my arm.

"Ah, you say this, when I went to bed last night, I played a set of monkey punches, maybe it was too strong, the true qi in my body shattered the plaster on my arm, and through the impact of the true qi, my arm is not so swollen now, I don't believe you take a look, I rolled up my sleeves at Li Yuan. ”

Li Yuan glanced at my arm, raised his head and looked at me again, like looking at Shabi: Can you speak normally? What is really angry, it's monkey fist again, why don't I know that you still have these two moments, I've read too many novels, it's a bit of a magic barrier, right? Hurry up and tell me the truth, or I'll kill you, Li Yuan hugged me, and increased the strength on his arm. ”

I looked at Li Yuan's sharp eyes, the white gauze on his head, and the thick arms, and I decided to compromise: Okay, I admit it, I'm pulling calves, I didn't fight any monkey boxing, I drank too much last night, I don't know what to do, the plaster on my arm made me crush into powder......

"What? You didn't lie to me, did you, the plaster made you crush you into powder? Can you make me into powder with such a strong plaster? Do you smash it with a hammer? Li Yuan looked incredulous. ”

Of course, what am I lying to you for, don't you know that drunk people can do some tiger things? Human potential is unlimited, haven't you heard similar reports?

"What report?"

It is written in a book that in a car accident, a mother and son were hit by a car, and because the car overturned, his son was smashed underneath, at this time the mother was very anxious, and actually lifted the car up and rescued his son, and the most important thing is that the mother is nearly seventy years old;

There is also a story that there was a fire in a building, and a father ran to the hospital with two people on his back in order to save his wife and son, a distance of nearly 20 kilometers.

Usually off-road is five kilometers or ten kilometers, and the equipment worn is fifty or sixty pounds, and the two people must add up to at least one hundred and sixty or seventy pounds, and the man is not an athlete, but the body type and height of ordinary people.

"Alright... Don't tell me, you're a little too evil, what's the matter, I don't want to talk to you anymore, I'm afraid that you will make me like you, I still want to be normal, after saying that, Li Yuan turned around directly and ignored me. ”

"I'm rubbing, who's who, I'm not giving you an example, and it's all true, it's not, it's really sad. ”

What Li Yuan said is indeed right, your spirit has been a little abnormal recently, I advise you to see a psychiatrist, don t do anything stupid, at this time Yang Tianshu turned around and said.

"Well..... goddess, do you think so about me?"

"Yes, I feel that you are really different, you speak a little incoherently, which makes people inaudible at all, I feel that you are more like a theologian, Yang Tianshu nodded and said. ”

"Hey... Well...."

That Zhang Feng, let me give you a suggestion?" Yang Tianshu asked with a smile.

"Okay, you can say it. ”

It's your clothes today, it's quite suitable for you, it's very handsome, but the size is a bit big, but it's not the main thing, Yang Tianshu pointed to the clothes on my body.

"Hey, isn't it, it's a bit big, this is not my clothes, my clothes were a little too dirty yesterday, I can't wear them, I was thrown away by the second dog, I had no choice this morning, let the second dog find me a set of clothes, these pants are a little too long, and they can't outline my slender thighs at all. ”

"Giggles", save you This is still a slender thigh, it's so interesting, it's so short, it's not as long as my legs, you are embarrassed to say it, it's really shameless, Yang Tianshu covered his mouth and said with a smile.

"Goddess, it's a bit heart-wrenching to be so nagging, I glanced at Yang Tianshu blankly. ”

"Zhang Feng... What the hell are you saying bad things about me there, you stinky boy, don't belittle me behind my back, be careful that I clean you up..."

As soon as I heard that it was the second dog calling me again, I took a look, and this guy put his hands to his mouth, made the shape of a trumpet, and was shouting at me in a low voice.

"Don't talk about it, who said you, why are you so shameless, you are everywhere, stop waiting for me to glare at the second dog. ”

That goddess, let's not be interrupted by Ergouzi, you continue, I want to follow your advice, you just said that it is not the main thing, so what is the main thing? I stared at Yang Tianshu's delicate little face and asked.

Yang Tianshu frowned, bit his little lip, as if he was thinking about something, and then said slowly: Well....there is nothing wrong with the clothes, is it just this match, it is a little unsightly, not sunny at all, it is particularly dull, is this dress matched by yourself?"

"It's not... It was Ergouzi who matched it for me, and he said that my vision was too bad and his aesthetic point of view was not good, which made me believe in his aesthetic vision, and he has always been at the forefront of fashion. ”

Oh....so that's the case, no wonder, this dress is quite suitable for the second dog, but not for you, if you change the pants to dark gray cropped cuff pants, because your legs are shorter, it will be better to wear cropped pants, the gray sweatshirt inside is replaced with white cotton short sleeves, the hair is shaved shorter on both sides, and the top is left a little longer, which will be much better, Yang Tianshu nodded and said.

"Goddess, I remember what you said, and the next time I buy clothes, I'll buy them according to what you say, but this set of clothes for Ergouzi is too expensive, almost two thousand yuan, it's terrible to think about. ”

So what does it matter, you don't have to buy such clothes, you can also buy others, as long as the match is good, it will be very handsome to wear, just like my boyfriend, his clothes are all I chose for him......hey, why did I mention him again, we don't have anything to do with each other, ..... Yang Tianshu exhaled with a puffed out of his little face.

"That, goddess, next time I want to buy clothes, how about you accompany me to buy them?"

"It's not good, it's not good, it's not okay, Yang Tianshu decisively rejected me. ”

"Ahh ”

"Because you have a girlfriend, I can't accompany you, I'm sorry, Yang Tianshu stuck out his tongue at me. ”

"What's this, we were ordinary friends and classmates at the time, and we didn't do anything bad, so you should do me a favor?"

"Well..... well, Yang Tianshu hesitated and said. ”

"You agreed, great, then we'll make up our minds, next time I buy clothes, I'll call you, let's go together, don't regret it, I don't want to mention how happy I am." ”

"Hmmm......"

……..

Jingle Bell ......... At this time, the phone rang.

The head teacher took out his mobile phone and put it in his ear and said something, hung up the phone, and then stood on the podium and patted the table: be quiet, now start announcing some things about the midterm exam, I hope everyone can abide by the rules of the exam, don't plagiarize, don't destroy the facilities of other classes, etc., now the students on the right side of each row stand up, take the calculation paper and pen, and don't bring the textbook.