Chapter 12: Nonsense
"Holy!"
In the face of this sudden change, I was naturally frightened, like a conditioned reflex, and subconsciously pressed the tip of my tongue against the roof of my mouth! Whenever it made the slightest rash move, I would not hesitate to bite the tip of my tongue, and a mouthful of "tongue blood" sprayed directly on its face.
The blood on the tip of the tongue, also known as "true yang salivation", is an emergency measure that Master taught me when I was very young.
According to him, the tip of the tongue is one of the most powerful places in the human body, so its blood is inherently extremely strong in restraining spirits such as demons!
Among them, the blood on the tip of the tongue of virgins is the most effective.
I'm not sure if I'm a "virgin" now, and I don't know if this trick will be effective against the vicious "resentful baby", but it's pretty much the only way I have it at the moment.
It's better than nothing, at least you can give yourself some psychological comfort!
Time seemed to stand still, and I stared at the resentful infant intently, and the resentful infant stared at me in the same way!
"I'll fuck you!"
Like a bowstring that is always taut, I can no longer hold back the fear in my heart when I see that the resentful baby is about to pounce on me. Gritting his teeth, the tip of his tongue suddenly hurt, and the "poof" was a mouthful of blood, which sprayed straight on the face of the resentful baby!
"Ahh
The terrible screams rang out suddenly, and the master really didn't lie to me!
Facts have proved that the legendary "blood on the tip of the tongue" is indeed a very strong restraint effect on evil things! Almost as soon as my "blood on the tip of the tongue" was sprayed on the face of the resentful baby, the originally pale face of the resentful baby instantly emitted a puff of green smoke.
Like boiling oil poured on top of the cream, one of the faces of the resentful baby was immediately corroded beyond recognition, and the blood on his face was dripping with terrible.
"I'll you!"
Rao is that I have been accustomed to seeing all kinds of strange things since I was a child, and at this time I was also so frightened that I took two steps back on the spot! Such an "immediate" effect was obviously something I had not expected in advance.
I only heard Master briefly mention that "Tip of the Tongue Blood" has the effect of warding off evil spirits and avoiding charms, but I never imagined that the power of "Tip of the Tongue Blood" was so powerful, and it was only the first round that it would help me hit this resentful baby hard.
Looking at the resentful baby on the other side, he obviously didn't expect that my "blood on the tip of the tongue" was so powerful! Glancing at me in fear, it had already loosened my sleeve for the first time, and with a dodge, it fled straight to the corner.
"Where to run!"
Take advantage of your illness to kill you!
I finally hit the resentful baby hard, and where did I dare to hesitate, sucked the tip of my tongue hard, and made a gesture to spray another mouthful of blood straight to the resentful baby!
"Dao Chief, spare your life!"
After seeing my methods, the resentful baby was obviously full of fear of me, and subconsciously regarded me as a Taoist priest who hunted ghosts and exorcised evil spirits.
Before the "blood on the tip of my tongue" spurted out again, the little resentful baby immediately gave me a deep squeeze, and begged with a bitter face: "Spare my life! I just want to scare and scare them, but I don't dare to hurt anyone, please let me go!"
The little guy looked really pitiful, and at this time he had been forced into a corner by me, and he couldn't stop trembling with fear. Seeing that I hesitated, it couldn't help but quickly kneel on the ground and kowtow to me constantly.
"Alas!"
I'm a person, the biggest problem is actually soft-heartedness, otherwise I wouldn't have been put together by Yu Haitao, but now I still appear here.
In the time of hesitation, my eyes couldn't help but sweep to Yu Haitao and Qin Lili in the corner, looking at them like that, it seems that they are indeed fine, they should just be a little frightened.
Just because of this, if you really want me to scatter the soul of the resentful baby, I really can't bear it!
But in any case, it is a ghost after all, and the so-called people and ghosts have different paths, and I don't dare to take it lightly.
So he pretended to be a fierce face and said viciously: "You little ghost! If you die, you will die, why do you want to stay in the yang world and harm people? Don't you know that people and ghosts have different paths, and yin and yang are strange?"
"I was wrong!
The little one was taken aback by my ferocity, and continued to kowtow to me, while begging and shouting, "I can't help it!
Saying that, the little guy couldn't help but look at Qin Lili with affection on his face, and said with a sad face: "Even if she doesn't want me, at least she should burn two clothes for me to wear, right?" But I have given her countless dreams, but she has always been indifferent, so that I am now naked......
Speaking of this, the little guy's eyes couldn't help but squeeze out a few tears, looking at its pitiful appearance, it really made people sad and listeners weep.
Even a big man like me couldn't help but look sad at this time when he heard it.
In this way, it's really Qin Lili's "mother" who is too much, since other people's children have given you dreams, even if it is in line with the idea of "just seeking peace of mind", you should burn two clothes for it.
"Okay!"
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but quickly put away the "fierce and evil" on my face, and said with pity: "Thinking of your first offense, the behavior is not very bad, I will leave you alone!"
"But after all, you are separated by yin and yang, and you are always stranded in the yang world, and it is not a long-term solution after all, so you can go with peace of mind! When your 'mother' wakes up in a while, I will ask her to burn some incense candles and clothes for you!"
"Thank you, Chief!"
"Great kindness, unforgettable!"
As soon as he heard that I really opened the net, the little guy suddenly turned happy and hurriedly kowtowed to me to thank me. Immediately after, its body floated up again, flying directly towards the window next to it.
"Hoo ......"
It was only then that I finally breathed a sigh of relief, but I couldn't help but feel a little complacent in my heart, it seemed that the creature "ghost" was not as difficult to deal with as I thought?
Don't look at its fierce spirit just now, and in the end, it was sent away by me without saying a word?
However, almost at the same time as I was complacent, the resentful baby who had already floated into the air couldn't help but suddenly grin at me again, with a triumphant expression on his face!
Suddenly, he opened his bloody mouth again, turning into an afterimage, and rushed straight towards Qin Lili who was not far away.
"Not good!"
My face changed suddenly, and the idiom "ghost talk" almost subconsciously popped up in my mind!
Grass!
I really think things are too simple, the so-called ghosts, what they are best at, isn't it demagogy?
All of this happened a little too suddenly.
When I reacted, I sucked the tip of my tongue again, trying to force the resentful baby back with "blood on the tip of my tongue". The other party had already rushed straight in front of Qin Lili, grinning and revealing a mouth full of fangs, gritting his teeth and saying, "If you dare to make me get out of the car, you all have to die!"
As soon as the words fell, almost at the same time as my "blood on the tip of my tongue" just spurted out, the little resentful baby had already turned into a wisp of black gas, and with a "whoosh", it hid directly in Qin Lili's body!
My "blood on the tip of my tongue" is certainly powerful, but through Qin Lili's body, I am already helpless to take that little ghost.
On the contrary, it was Qin Lili, because I sprayed her face with blood stains, she woke up at this time, and when she glanced at me, she was suddenly startled. I couldn't help but say with a fierce face: "What are you doing? Why are you in my house?"
"Humph!"
Snorted coldly, I was obviously in no mood to explain anything to her, so I came to Yu Haitao's face, directly slapped off his hands covering his ears, and shouted: "Haitao!
"Huh?"
was slapped by me like this, but Yu Haitao couldn't help but be startled, and sat directly on the ground with his head in his hands, clapping his hands and beating around, while shouting with panic on his face: "Don't come! Don't come over......
"You...... You ......"
It was only at this time that Qin Lili seemed to have discovered Yu Haitao's existence, and glanced at me and Yu Haitao in horror, she couldn't help but quickly took two steps back, and said with a vigilant face: "You guys...... What the hell are you trying to do?"
In the process of retreating, she couldn't help but quickly turn on the electric light in the room, and when she saw that there was light, Yu Haitao finally reacted.
"Huh?"
When he looked up and saw that it was me, a flash of ecstasy flashed in his eyes, and he couldn't help but give me a big bear hug, and said with a happy face: "Thank God, thank God, thank God, you are finally here!"
"Get out!"
Quite disgusted, he pushed Yu Haitao away, and I was about to talk to him about what happened just now.
At this moment, a very discordant voice couldn't help but come out of Qin Lili's mouth: "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation, otherwise I'll call the police now!"