After coming out of school, I asked Brother Tian to wait for me on the road for a while, I went to buy two boxes of cigarettes, I pulled the second dog to the supermarket, on the way I muttered to the second dog, and asked with a smile: Brother dog, how many bullets do you have in your pocket?

Roll the calf, talk to people, I'm sick, it's okay to kick the bullet in the pocket, and I also shoot a special shot, I'm not a soldier, if I carry a bullet, won't it become a private possession of guns and ammunition, I don't pull the calf, the two of us can do anything, just poke this illegal thing I don't say anything, I'm an authentic Chinese citizen, quack and obey the rules, and the second dog replied to me.

"Don't you know what I mean? What do you mean? What kind of sloppy eyes are you playing with me, I glanced at the second dog. ”

"I'll play a few sloppy eyes, you don't understand that thing, what kind of bullet, what are you going to do, are you going to rob, or are you going to use bullets to heal your wounds?"

I'm going to heal a fart injury, I'm specifically asking if you have any money in your pocket, I may not be able to get through this month, I need your expenses and help, I asked with my teeth bared.

Grass, say use money, use money, what are you doing with all that roundabout thing, cheesy no, Ergouzi said with a smile, and then added: No, what did you say just now? You may not be able to get through this month? What's wrong? What a serious illness, if there is any serious illness, you can tell me, don't be polite, I may not have that much money in my pocket, but my old man has it, let him borrow you 180,000, no matter what, you have to cure the disease.

"I'll go to your grandmother's, why aren't you sick, and you cured me, you are still very generous, I found that you are really special and quite tiger, the tiger is not ordinary, you seem to be a Siberian tiger, are you a little incomprehensible?"

"I listen to you an immortal banban, you don't understand yourself and you still blame me, don't you say that you may not go to this month in the past, then I, as a brother, must help you, help you heal, and then let you go through the last month of your life happily, stay for a while and I will take you to prostitution, call me casually, I will give you three old ladies, let you be the emperor once, what do you think? ”

You are a Shabi, a pure Shabi, your IQ seems to be particularly problematic, I mean today Cui Yang and the little fat man Didn't they also reach out, I can't let Jiabai help, I have to invite them to drink, otherwise I can't get over this face, and people will not scold me in the future;

I don't have much money in my pocket, just a thousand yuan, I guess I won't have a few hundred dollars left after tonight, I definitely can't live this month, I still have an object, I think about going to play with her tomorrow, there is no money in this pocket, it's so troublesome, knock, I said with a sad face.

"I'm a day, I knew that your dog brother was not good, I knew that I wouldn't come with you, how good it was for me to stop pestle there, the second dog muttered. ”

Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and get me some money, I will definitely pay you back, when I get rich, arrange for you, take you to find a beautiful little girl in Gaga, and let you be the emperor, what do you think, do you want to be good?

Grass, I'm about to vomit when I hear you say this, I've been listening to it for almost two or three years, and you haven't made a fortune, okay, count me unlucky, Ergouzi took out his wallet from his schoolbag as he spoke, took out a few hundred and handed them to me.

You also know that I accompanied that orange to buy clothes this week, I was slaughtered severely, plus my old man began to limit my living expenses, I have 5,000 yuan left for this month's living expenses, you can take the 700 yuan first, it should be enough for tonight's arrangement, you can save some money, okay, my big brother?

I smiled and took the hundred-yuan bill: Brother dog, are you embarrassed to say that you want me to save some money? How hard you spend money yourself, a person is about to catch up with me and spend more in half a year, you can rest assured, you will remember all the money you gave me, and the day I get rich, I will definitely return it to you twice, and you will see that your buddy is almost over.

"Grass, pull the calf, since I gave it to you, I don't plan to let you pay it back, I just said that, although my second dog has a little money in the house, but I'm not Shabi, not everyone I give money, you are an exception, we are brothers, brothers from childhood to adulthood, I am comfortable with you to get money, I am happy." ”

Even if someone else is in the cattle competition, no matter how good the mix is, then I'm sorry, I don't like it, you are not my brother, I will not give you a penny, even if I throw it away, tear it, and give it to someone who asks for food, you don't want to get a cent of my money, and you can't even smoke my cigarettes, because I don't fit in with you, the relationship is not good, I don't look down on you.

Ergouzi said that there is nothing wrong with that, I know him very well, Ergouzi also has a lot of friends, as far as his old man's business is so big, there must be many people who want to slap him, Ergouzi has no shortage of friends at all, but people just don't like to associate with those people.

In his words, it is too cheesy, adults are together for the benefit of each other, even children are together for money, that kind of relationship is too vulgar, it is all the taste of money and the intrigue between each other, there is no pride and righteousness between brothers.

…….

"Haha, I know, I don't know you yet, I know what kind of shit you pout on the ass, I put my arm around the shoulders of the two dogs and said with a smile. ”

"Grass, it's so disgusting, you know what I pulled, what color I pulled today? ”

"Yellow...?"

"Wrong... Is it black?"

"What? Why are you pulling the black one?"

Don't mention, yesterday my old man went out to talk about business, the customer gave him some foreign authentic chocolate, I tasted a few, I didn't control it, I ate a little more, this morning a I found out, the is the color of chocolate, but also exudes the smell of chocolate, I almost didn't dip my fingers in a bite, to see if my is also the taste of chocolate.

"My day, you still say I'm disgusting, aren't you even more disgusting?"

I retched and hurriedly dragged the two dogs into the supermarket. ”

"Boss, come to three boxes of Ziyun, I took out three ten-yuan pieces from my pocket and threw them on the counter. ”

After buying cigarettes, the two of us returned to the school gate, I took apart the cigarettes and divided them for everyone, almost a circle, there are not a few cigarettes left in this box, although Ziyun smoke is not a good cigarette now, but in the past few years, this cigarette is very good, it is considered high-end, and Ziyun at that time is equivalent to the current Yuxi.

Cui Yang, Yang Yu, thank you both today, if it weren't for the two of you rushing up, the three of us would be easily cleaned up by Zhu Chen today, I rubbed my arm and said politely;

"Hehe, you're welcome, it's all in the same class, besides, the two of us and Zhu Chen don't deal with each other very much, I have long wanted to clean him up, it just so happened that you also did it today, and we can't look at it, the cigarette of that day can't be smoked in vain, and today's cigarette, Cui Yang pointed to the cigarette in his hand. ”

As soon as I heard Cui Yang's words, this is not like what the little fat man said, there are many eyes, I just don't know what they think in their hearts now, whether they want to borrow my hand to clean up Zhu Chen, or want to play with me, although I said that I am not very good, but I have someone, I have Qi Tian in the second year of junior high school, and Zhang Qi in the third class.

I directly diverted the topic, and then said to the little fat man and the monkey: You two surprised me very much today, I didn't think you two could get started, and you two are very yin, this guy let the two of you clean up for that kid, I think they are crying for others, isn't it a bad trick?

Hehe, how can there be, the two of us just used some immortals to pick peaches and immortals to pick grapes, and there was a double-peaked ear irrigation, and there was nothing in it, the little fat man rubbed and smiled and said.

"What's wrong with this? This trick is so damaging, I've seen you two pinching people's thighs, no matter what, thank you both today, it's interesting enough. ”

What are you doing so politely, it's all the front and back tables, can you not do anything besides, besides, you and Li Yuan are usually not bad for me, it's pretty good, we can't look at it, even if it can't help too much, there is no problem for the two of us to clean up one, the monkey said very righteously.

"Haha, okay, I'll remember it all, let's see you in the future, don't take the cigarette in your hand, hurry up and put it in your mouth, come, I'll light it for the two of you?"

"Eh..... we can't smoke, since you're going to light a cigarette for both of us, then I can't stop smoking, the little fat man put the cigarette in his mouth directly, and I took out a lighter and lit it for the two of us. ”

"Li Yuan, do you wrap the wound on your head?"

"No, it's a big deal, it's nothing, Li Yuan waved his hand indifferently. ”

"Haha, enough guys. ”

Brother Tian, let's go to that barbecue restaurant, which is the one where Xiaomengkeng has cigarettes and drinks, what do you think? I arranged it today, I asked Qi Tian.

"Yes, I don't have an opinion, Qi Tian nodded. ”

You two should also go to eat with us, it just so happens that there are many people today, okay?" I asked Yang Tianshu and Zhu Xiaoying. "Uh....that...."

I saw that Yang Tianshu was obviously a little hesitant, as if he didn't want to go.

"Okay, go, we have to go, I have to fight with you today," Zhu Xiaoying said with a big grin. ”