Chapter 236: Unprecedented Punishment
On the morning of October 5th, Lu Yang, who was still sleeping on his desk, was bumped into again by Chen Jian, the director of academic affairs.
"Bang bang!"
Chen Jian woke up Lu Yang by knocking on the table with two fingers yesterday, and today he was a little angry, and there were three other teachers in the office.
Bang two slaps on Lu Yang's desk, but Tong Yaqian was not here at this time today, otherwise she would definitely wake up Lu Yang with a kick under the desk.
With such a loud noise, no matter how much Lu Yang dozed off, he would be woken up. Opening his sleepy eyes, Lu Yang saw Chen Jian's black face, and he showed a speechless wry smile at that time.
I wonder if this dean of academic affairs is so idle all day? I just came to inspect the office yesterday, and I came here again today? I still don't let people sleep well?
Of course, it is impossible for Lu Yang to say this kind of death-making heartfelt words.
touched his head at the moment and honestly admitted his mistake: "Director! I'm sorry! I won't sleep next time!"
Hearing Lu Yang take the initiative to admit his mistakes, Chen Jian's face looked better, speaking of which, everyone is colleagues, although he is a leader, but after all, it is not the relationship between teachers and students, Lu Yang can admit his mistakes in public, and he can get by on face.
At that moment, he nodded reluctantly and admonished: "Rest well at night! How can this mental state work?"
Seeing Lu Yang nodding and saying, "What the director said is right!
Chen Jian nodded. Glancing at the others, he turned to leave.
"Hey, hey, Lu Yang, you're awesome!"
As soon as Chen Jian left, Xu Heng behind the other desk gave a thumbs up. In college before, he had never seen Lu Yang sleep during class hours, but he didn't expect that now that he is working, he will show such a side.
In his heart, Xu Heng is envious, jealous and hateful of Lu Yang, and envies Lu Yang for publishing so many novels when he was in college. also opened an Internet café to make money, and his girlfriend is also beautiful, and he is the object of envy and jealousy. Every dick's silk is happy to see each other unlucky and deflated.
This is just like ordinary people seeing the fall of such and such a big official on the news, or the nude photos of such and such a big star, absolutely and absolutely happy to see it!
Another old teacher also smiled and said, "Teacher Xiao Lu has a character! Director Chen's face was black just now, hehe." I almost went crazy!"
Another female teacher also laughed. Quipped and said, "Teacher Lu, do you dare to sleep tomorrow?" If you dare to sleep tomorrow, I will really accept it!"
Xu Heng coaxed: "Lu Yang, if you dare to sleep tomorrow, I will invite you to a big meal!"
Lu Yang smiled bitterly and shook his head, he is generally afraid that the world will not be chaotic, but he really doesn't dare to guarantee that he will not sleep tomorrow, and he has updated at least three chapters a day recently, sometimes four chapters and five chapters a day. There was no way, Sanshao, a notoriously fast 'gunner', was chasing after him. Lu Yang had to accompany him to fight for the update speed.
It's just that the current Sanshao has long been a full-time codeword, and he has more time to code words every day than him, and he is determined to get the first place on the monthly ticket list in the first month of the shelf, Lu Yang doesn't sacrifice the time codeword for sleeping, and he really can't fight him.
Sure enough, when he came back from work at night and saw that "Ice and Fire Demon Kitchen" was only a few dozen monthly passes away from "Demon Sword Eternal", Lu Yang couldn't calm down.
Sanshao, the pervert, actually updated six chapters today, this is the beginning of the month!
Lu Yang was reluctant to be the first of the month, gritted his teeth, had to cook without cooking, soaked a bowl of instant noodles and began to fight, at 7 o'clock in the evening, the first chapter was written, upload a chapter up, continue to code words, and wait until almost 10 o'clock, the second chapter was completed, continue to open the third chapter, and when the third chapter was good, the time was almost half past one in the morning.
One might ask, why did the third chapter take so long to write?
This is a typical lack of heart!
Lack of sleep for so many days in a row, Lu Yang can insist on writing the third chapter is already very good, plus the chapter written at noon, there are already four chapters, the more he writes to the back, the more tired he becomes, after ten o'clock in the evening, Lu Yang's head begins to be drowsy, and his energy can't keep up, sometimes he writes and writes, and his head goes down a little like a chicken pecking rice, and when he suddenly wakes up, he finds that there are a lot of messy words on the document, which is not coherent at all, so he can only delete and rewrite, and the more words he writes, the more uncontrollable his fingers are, and the ten fingers begin to soften, how can such a state continue to maintain a normal code word speed?
The text written in such a state must be overhauled at the end, otherwise there will be a lot of nonsense and typos in the chapters!
In recent days, Lu Yang has been in this state because he typed too much every day, and even his fingers began to peel.
(In other words, some time ago, with the outbreak of 12,000 words every day, Lao Mu's fingers were always peeling, and he had just finished changing his skin recently.) )
When Lu Yang turned off the computer and went to bed after washing, it was almost two o'clock in the morning, and the steamed bun shop downstairs opened the roller shutter with a bang and prepared steamed buns and steamed dumplings.
At 7 o'clock the next morning, if it weren't for the non-stop alarm on his mobile phone, Lu Yang wouldn't wake up at all, he barely got up, and his head was drowsy.
So on this morning, Lu Yang, a warrior, defied the condemnation of the world again, and resolutely slept on his desk under the warning of the director of academic affairs for two consecutive days.
Chen Jian, the director of academic affairs, probably wanted to check the results of his warning, and thought that Lu Yang would definitely not dare to sleep during work hours today, and he was ready to praise Lu Yang in front of everyone at that time, after all, he had also heard that Lu Yang, an intern, was both civil and military, and he was recruited to work under him, and he could also share a little work for himself.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked to the door of Lu Yang's office with a smile on his face, he saw Lu Yang lying on his desk like two days ago, sleeping so sweetly.
This is?
Chen Jian held his breath in his chest and almost scolded. In an instant, 10,000 grass and mud horses rushed through his heart, and above his head, there seemed to be a group of crows flying over with bitter screams.
This is completely taking the village chief as a cadre!
A few teachers in the office were drinking tea and reading the newspaper. Seeing this scene, the female teacher who had only teased Lu Yang yesterday snorted and couldn't hold back her laughter, everyone saw that Chen Jian's face was even darker, and her body began to tremble a little with anger.
Fortunately, Tong Yaqian was in the office at this time today, and as soon as she saw Chen Jian appear at the door of the office, her face changed. Hurriedly under the desk and kicked Lu Yang's leg with his foot.
Lu Yang, who was sleeping soundly, kicked her back, and then woke up. Raising his sleepy eyes, one eye was half opened, looking at Tong Yaqian opposite, frowning and asking, "Why are you kicking me? Don't make trouble!
Tong Yaqian was dying. Hurry up Nunu's mouth. Motioned behind Lu Yang.
Lu Yang is not a fool, seeing her anxious expression, he chuckled in his heart, knowing that it was not good, he still wanted to save it, his eyes rolled twice, and he quickly blinked, trying to get rid of the sleepiness on his face. Then he deliberately raised his voice a little and said, "Why are you kicking me? I wasn't sleeping just now! I only promised Director Chen yesterday! I was just thinking about ...... problem just now."
"Teacher Lu Yang!!"
Chen Jian, who was standing at the door, suddenly shouted, interrupting Lu Yang's self-whitewashing. His face turned red with anger, he was warned yesterday and the day before yesterday, and he still dared to sleep today? Lao Tzu just saw it with his own eyes, and he still dared to quibble? Do you think that Lao Tzu will be fooled by you if you don't look back?
It's too much of a deception!
Is there still me as the dean of academic affairs?
It's so arrogant!
Under the anger, Chen Jian called Lu Yang's full name for the first time, and the anger in his heart can be imagined.
Several teachers in the office, except for Lu Yang and Tong Yaqian, everyone laughed, and Xu Heng was so laughing that tears were about to come out.
Tong Yaqian was not in a hurry at this time, she could only look at Lu Yang helplessly, there was worry and laughter in her eyes, who would have thought that he would go all the way to the dark, the director of academic affairs has warned him for two consecutive days, and he dares to remain the same today, he simply takes the warning of the director of education as a deaf ear, and there is no way to calm down on which leader this kind of thing is changed, not to mention that Chen Jian is only a young man in his early thirties, where can he bear this breath.
Lu Yang stood up helplessly and turned around, looking at Chen Jian at the door in embarrassment, at this time he was embarrassed to continue to say that he was not sleeping just now.
Self-whitewashing has failed, and continuing to quibble at this time will only stimulate Chen Jian's anger even more.
"Come to my office!"
Chen Jian gritted his teeth and glared at Lu Yang, snorted, turned around and left.
Lu Yang sighed, drowsy, and wanted to scratch his head, this situation is difficult to resolve! He is also embarrassed to face Chen Jian.
The female teacher who made fun of Lu Yang yesterday joked again at this time: "Teacher Lu! You are a real warrior! I have never admired anyone before, but now I am convinced! I am really convinced! A real warrior, dare to face the bleak life and face the dripping blood!
Another male teacher also smiled and said, "Director Chen must hate you to death! That expression just now is similar to wanting to eat people! Teacher Xiao Lu! Take care! You must come back alive!"
Xu Heng slapped the table with a smile and stomped his feet, laughing breathlessly and said: "Lu Yang! Do you want to eat the big meal I invited? Hero! God of Food! I finally understand what it means for a bird to die for food! You are trying to eat my big meal, and you are risking your life! You are served! Brother Lu Yang! I will call you Brother Lu in the future! Of course, if you can come back alive!"
Tong Yaqian: "Go, be careful! You didn't listen to you to go to bed early at night, and now you regret it, right?"
Lu Yang glanced at the teachers who couldn't laugh speechlessly, shook his head and walked out of the office, and walked towards Chen Jian's office.
Behind him, Xu Heng's voice came from the second middle school: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold...... The strong man is gone, and he will never return......"
Return your ma next door!
Lu Yang finally couldn't help but curse in his heart, what kind of ghost is this? Schadenfreude to this kind of Cheng Dù? However, Lu Yang sighed secretly in his heart, and he didn't blame others for gloating, it was he who did his own death, and he couldn't blame others.
It's a pity, it's all to blame for the fast 'gun' hand of Sanshao, who spells out the number of words with him every day, otherwise, why does he bother to code words until one or two o'clock in the morning every day?
……
Taking a deep breath, he walked into Chen Jian's office, Chen Jian's office was not only Chen Jian, but also two teachers who were named as officers of the Academic Affairs Office, and their desks were in this office.
Chen Jianzheng was sitting behind the desk, staring at him with a cold face, and when Lu Yang walked in, he noticed that the two teachers were looking at him strangely, with a smile in their eyes that could not be concealed.
Seeing others unlucky, everyone's hearts are always happy.
As long as it's not yourself.
Lu Yang walked to the opposite side of Chen Jian's desk, if it was usual, Chen Jian would definitely let him sit down, after all, Lu Yang's current identity is a teacher, and this bit of respect between colleagues still has to be given.
But at this time, Chen Jian was angry in his chest, he didn't mention half of the word "sit" at all, he just stared at Lu Yang coldly, and after Lu Yang stood still, he suddenly slapped on the desk and said angrily: "Teacher Lu Yang! How did you promise me yesterday? Yesterday, the day before yesterday, and even the day before yesterday, I have already heard that when Vice President Lu went to your office to inspect the day before yesterday, you were also sleeping! How do you explain? Just after the National Day holiday, you openly slept in the office during working hours every day, and you still refused to change your teachings! What do you want to do? Do you still have a leader in your eyes? Do you still want the leader to sign off at the end of the internship? Do you want to stay in school to teach? Just your attitude! Just your attitude! I'm mad! Say it! Don't pretend to be dumb! What do you say about this? How to solve it?"
Let Chen Jian vent, and when he stopped panting and drank tea, Lu Yang had a chance to speak.
"I'm sorry, Director Chen! Give me another chance, this time I really promise not to sleep again. ”
The two teachers in the office pursed their lips and smiled.
Chen Jian pointed at Lu Yang with his finger, and wanted to scold again, but he scolded so much in one breath just now, and his heart was not as angry as before, calmed down a little, he straightened the clothes on his body, no longer scolded Lu Yang, scolding could not solve the problem, and offended people, Lu Yang's current identity, when he came down to assess every year, he was qualified to score him, and sometimes the leaders from above would ask them these interns how the leaders treated them when they were interning.
There is such a procedure every year, and now Lu Yang is offended, if he talks to a few good interns, he will also be criticized the next time the leader comes up for assessment.
After thinking about it, Chen Jian took out a blank pile of scratch paper from the table and threw it in front of Lu Yang.
Lu Yang thought he was asking him to write a review, but he heard Chen Jian say: "You sleep in the office every day, I guess you are idle! In this way, don't they all say that you have a good writing and have published a lot of novels? Our school has recently had a few good people and good deeds, give you three days, write me a few manuscripts and give them to me, and then I will vote for the newspaper in the name of the school! If you write a manuscript written by a great writer, you will definitely pass it, right? If you can't pass it, you will rewrite it for me! Keep writing until it can be published in the newspaper!"
Lu Yang opened his mouth slightly, there is still such a punishment?
The other two teachers in the office were also surprised.
Unprecedented!(To be continued......)
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