Chapter 160: Idiot

Wang Fatzi hurriedly ran into the dense forest, didn't look closely, took off his pants, and was a wild pout.

"Huhu!" was finally refreshed. At this time, Wang Fatzi couldn't help but start thinking about life. The so-called life is nothing more than full of accidents at any time. For example, at this time. Wang Fatzi actually found that he didn't bring paper, but obviously this was not difficult for the self-reliant Wang Fatzi. I saw him look around, and saw that the leaves on his right hand seemed to be good, wide and delicate, and seemed to feel very good.

A mass of white flowers gurgling, accompanied by the drag of the vines, rolled down directly, and smashed heavily on Wang Fatzi's body.

Chen Pifu and the others just waited a little impatiently, and they heard a terrible scream from Wang Fatzi in the dense forest: "Help, boss!"

When Chen Pifu heard this, he hurriedly threw away the cigarette butt and rushed over with everyone.

What caught my eye was that Wang Fatzi was trembling while lifting his pants, and not far from him, there was a man who was on the same size as Wang Fatty, and the white buttocks, which were really spicy.

Everyone is a promising middle-aged person in society, and when they see such a scene, they instantly fill up various versions in their minds.

Chen Pifu looked at Wang Fatzi with pity: "Fatty, I can't imagine that you are such a person?"

Da Zhuang was a little shocked: "Brother, I didn't expect you to like men?"

Lao Jia looked sympathetic: "Fatty, you are so fast, are you considered a man?"

Ye Yun frowned: "Even if you are not a man, you don't need to kill people." It's simply not human. ”

Wang Fatzi was stunned on the spot, and couldn't help but start thinking: Is I a human being or not?

"Woo woo!" After Wang Fatzi figured it out, he burst into tears and shouted: "Brothers, what are you thinking about, I am not the person you think." ”

Jia Daochang gently patted the fat man's shoulder: "Forget it, the explanation is a cover-up, everyone understands, but the fat man, you are too fast, it's only been a few minutes." ”

"......." Wang Fat Man shouted, "Boss, it's really not what you think. ”

"Okay, okay!" Chen Pifu waved his hand: "Brother, everything has been done, there is no need to explain, what to do now, bury him." ”

"It's too troublesome!" Lao Jia objected: "Just let Lao Ye burn it, it's clean, and there are no traces." ”

At this time, the white flower's ass suddenly twitched twice.

was so frightened that Chen Pifu and the others all jumped back a few steps.

"Corpse change?" Jia Daochang hurriedly pulled it out in his arms: "I'll go, where is my requiem bell?"

"Save ....... me, save ....... me!" the ass, oh no, it was the owner of the ass who let out a weak cry.

"Still alive?" Chen Pifu frowned, looking at Wang Fatzi, his face full of inquiry.

"Hmm!" the fat man nodded seriously.

"Hey!" Chen Pifu looked disappointed: "Fatty, don't say that the eldest brother didn't hand you over, walking the rivers and lakes, the most taboo thing is the kindness of women, either ruthless, or compassionate, you got it all the time, but you didn't get it halfway, and you didn't get it dead, which makes it up and down, this is a taboo in the rivers and lakes." ”

"Big brother, I just and found that I didn't bring paper, I pulled a few leaves, and then this fat man rolled down the mountain, it's really not what you think, I'm a straight man!

"Really?"

"Of course. ”

"Uh, what should I do now? save him?" Ye Yun asked.

"Could it be that it touched porcelain?" Chen Pifu walked up to the fat man, kicked the man, and asked, "Are you still alive?" ”

Chen Pifu kicked the opponent's waist and made a little skill, and the other party directly turned over with a fat pig and turned over. Fat head, big ears, greasy face. The appearance is even lower than that of Wang Fatzi, the only thing that impresses people is a pair of earlobes, wide and thick, in Lao Jia's professional terms, he is definitely a person with deep fortune.

"Dude, your technique of touching porcelain is too unprofessional, the location is deep in the mountains and old forests, how many people can you meet at the end of this day, and what's going on with this posture, show your ass? Are you going to touch porcelain with color temptation? New routine?"

"Big brother...... I ......" The fat man seemed to be a little weak, and said in a trembling voice: "I was relieving my hands on the mountain, I squatted for too long, my feet were numb, and when I stood up, I accidentally rolled down the mountain, I have been hanging on the vines for a day, and finally I saw people, woo woo." ”

...... "Well, it's obvious that there was a misunderstanding. Chen Pifu lowered his head and asked, "What do you call it?"

"Poor monk and idiot!"

"Will you eat?" Wang Fatzi carefully looked at the other party's figure, and said with a smile: "Sure enough, the person is as his name." ”

The idiot rolled his eyes: "The wisdom of wisdom, the fool of infatuation." ”

"Hey, you're from the Hui Zi generation? It's impossible, the abbot of Jinguang Temple also guessed the Hui Zi generation, man, you are very dishonest like this. ”

"Out of ...... The monks don't speak, and Abbot Huishi is my senior brother. ”

"The abbot's junior brother, will you hang on the tree for a day?"

"I'm just a mortal and I don't know how to practice. The former abbot was my father, and I was an idiot, which also expressed my father's infatuation with my mother. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a second-generation official. Chen Pifu smiled happily.

"Chen Daoyou, what should I do!" Lao Jia leaned up and whispered, "Save him?"

"What if he relies on us, the urine sex of this Jinguang Temple monk is not something that can be described by a cheap word. Chen Pifu said worriedly.

"Then do it!" Lao Jia simply compared the gesture of wiping his throat: "In this wilderness, the gods don't know, and the ghosts don't know." ”

"Don't!" Although the idiot doesn't know how to practice, but the ability to observe words and emotions is absolutely first-class, as soon as he saw the expressions of Chen Pifu and Lao Jia, he guessed the other party's thoughts, and hurriedly shouted: "Fellow donors, saving people's lives is better than creating a seventh-level floating slaughter!"

Seeing that there was no fluctuation in the expressions of this group of people, it was obviously not the kind of master who was easy to fool, so he hurriedly threw out the benefits: "You are also here to participate in the inheritance conference, I am also the junior brother of the host, as long as I speak, I will definitely let you pass the audition, how about it?"

"Not interested!" the fat man shook his head.

Chen Pifu held a cigarette: "There is no temptation for us in moral rewards and inheritance conferences, brother, it seems that we still have no fate!"

"Don't, just save me, it's good, it's good, it's definitely good!" "Idiot shouted: "Brothers, in this Jinshan Temple, as long as you can use my place, just say it directly." ”

"Hahaha!" Chen Pifu was waiting for this sentence, and he dragged it up for Hui Idiot, and very gently put on his pants, and patted Hui Idiot's shoulder: "Brother, it is my duty to draw a knife to help when I see injustice, don't say anything good or bad, see more outside." ”

"Haha, thank you, thank you. I've been hanging for a day, and I'm really starving. Woooooooo

"Alright, fat man, help us Master Huizhi, let's go up the mountain. ”

"Okay, boss!"

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Everyone took the idiot and walked up the mountain quickly. I finally came to the top of the mountain and saw the Jinguang Temple that I had admired for a long time.

A temple full of golden light, standing on the top of a mountain.

"I'll go. Lao Jia's face was full of shock: "This special whole temple is made of pure gold, and this Jinguang Temple is too rich." ”

Some people may think that it will look vulgar to show off gold. For example, wearing a thick gold necklace around his neck always gives people the feeling of an upstart. But a thing, once it enters an extremely excessive display, it will change from qualitative change to quantitative change, and the golden light in the sky gives people an extremely shocking feeling.

In front of the golden temple, there is a long wooden table, in front of which sits an old monk with kind eyes, and next to the old monk stands several young monks.

A large number of paraphiles lined up, paid the money, and were led into the monastery by the young monks.

The idiot hung on the tree for a day, and his chest was already hungry against his back, so he took his leave. Chen Pifu and others lined up honestly.

The whole scene was quiet, orderly, and efficient.

When it was the turn of the group of supernatural people in front of Chen Pifu, there seemed to be some disagreement. Judging from the color of their skin, they were obviously friends from the United States, and they were arguing with the old monk, and their emotions seemed to be a little excited.

Chen Pifu suddenly became interested and listened carefully.

"Oh, didn't you say three million? Why do we give dollars? Isn't it according to the exchange rate? why?"

The old monk opened his sleepy eyes and said, "The charging standard of our Jinguang Temple is based on the location of the household registration, and those in the United States will pay US dollars, and those in France will pay francs, understand?"

At this time, the group of people behind Chen Pifu were happy, and one of the leaders laughed directly: "Baga, this Jinguang Temple is really lovely, three million is not too cheap for us." ”

The group of supernatural people in the United States are obviously still a little dissatisfied, maybe they don't care about money, three million dollars is not much for a group of anomalous people, they may care more about wanting to be treated fairly.

As a result, the old monk slapped directly on the table, and an angry King Kong with a height of more than ten feet appeared behind him, and the old monk said directly: "Don't talk nonsense, either pay the money or get out." Don't say that I bully the small, if so many of you can pick me up together, it's free. ”

The domineering aura filled the entire venue, and the King Kong statue behind it was even more golden and powerful.

Ye Yun whispered in Chen Pifu's ear: "S-class!"

The group of supernatural people in the United States were instantly stunned, and honestly took out their mobile phones, ready to transfer money. But after a few seconds, the man in the lead shouted, "Why are you charging us $350W all of a sudden?"

The old monk said coldly: "You don't advocate time or money, waste my time, don't you give money?"

"FUCK! You're a naked overlord clause, we're going to complain!"

"Complaints, complaints, pay the 10W complaint fee first, then fill out the form, and wait for the notice. ”

The leader of the "......." Mi Country Alien obviously realized that if the discussion continued, it would definitely not be a wise choice, so he hurriedly paid the money and left.

Finally, it was Chen Pifu and the others' turn, only to see Lao Jia taking the lead, his hands folded: "Brubrucaka, we are the representative team of the Mauritian country's special ability group, according to the current international exchange rate, our 300W is at most 10 tens of thousands of your country, everyone is a friend, how about I pay 20W directly?"