It's been a month, and under the careful care of Qingqing and my son, my body has recovered quickly and I can walk on the ground.

Although it is said that our earth can be rotated without anyone, but when it comes to a certain unit, many times, it is really inseparable from a few people, especially when you have mastered the core technology and the leader trusts you.

The senior ward is now my temporary office.

The budget summary table and various approval forms from the 4S store in Putuo District will be delivered by the cashier Xiaohuang on Tuesday and Friday every week. After I reviewed and signed, I returned it to Mr. Wu for approval, and sometimes, I would also put forward some financial analysis and suggestions, and bring them back with me.

When Mr. Qian came to the hospital to see me, he seemed to notice something, so my Qingqing wife was specially allowed to bring all kinds of financial documents of the week to the hospital and my buddy Qingqing (Qingqing) me and me, and then to the company on Monday.

No, Wei Zhen (Qingqing's wife said, machismo is not allowed, referring to Wei Chen, the widow will become Wei Zhen), the nobleman, with a jade appearance and a beautiful face, walked in.

At that time, I was on my laptop, focusing on the feasibility analysis of Mr. Qian's new project and predicting the amount of profit.

"What's going on? Donghai real estate sales curve is on a downward trend, shouldn't it, GDP and GDP have been on the rise"!

Turning on another laptop issued by the real estate company, "Oh, the manager's purchasing index has dropped."

Enlightened.

Generally speaking, when GDP rises, the output of major raw materials such as steel, cement, and power generation will also increase, and household income and price indices will rise accordingly. I use quantitative economic statistical models, and the average price of commercial housing based on these indicators has also risen.

However, as a leading indicator of GDP, the manager's procurement index does not always follow the pace of GDP, and the little brother sometimes has a lot of personality, and his continuous decline will gradually drag the boss back, so the average price index curve of commercial housing is confusing.

Based on the theory of economic development cycles and the time series function, I came to a conclusion on another econometric model.

"Due to the above reasons, the 95% confidence level of house prices in Donghai in 2004 will fall. The downside is likely to be deeper (10%-15%), and unless you use a discount that drops by more than 5% or so (which is not recommended), traditional promotions such as discounts and giveaways will not make a significant or substantial contribution to sales growth."

Yes, the market economy has profoundly educated us, and we all understand the truth that the wool comes from the dog.

How much can you rate?2%, sales lady (about the title of miss, you can also see the evolution of the world. In the past, we were engaged in a planned economy, and Miss was not a respectable and honorable title, and if you dared to say it to a certain beauty, you would just wait to bear her monstrous anger! Miss, who are you called, your sister is Miss, your sister is Miss, and your whole family is Miss! Look at it, Miss at that time, but it specifically refers to some staff of a certain Yihongyuan nightclub. Which of us do you think is stupid?

There is a game of drinking, where the two of them first open their hands outward, palms facing outward, and rhythmically read the same door, "We two guess fools, you fools, I fools!"

Then, all of a sudden, one of them said, "You fool!" Both of them have to immediately point their index fingers at themselves, which is the opposite direction to the word you have in their mouths. In the same way, if you say, I'm a fool, and point your finger at the other person.

Typical inconsistencies between words and deeds!

If anyone doesn't point their index finger according to the rules, they will lose, then you have to point to yourself and say, I'm a fool, and then, toast and don't eat and drink.

My cousin Napoleon has the most say in who has an IQ of 250.

It is said that a Swede admired Napoleon so much that he finally became an honorable soldier under Napoleon.

One day, he received a notice from his superiors that Napoleon was coming to the barracks to inspect the troops.

Comrades-in-arms remind the Swedes that the great man may ask you a few questions. The Swede was anxious. He doesn't know much French yet, and his level is estimated to be about the same as that of his buddies, only a few words and a few simple conversations.

The old squad leader said confidently, "This is easy to do, I'll teach you." ”

"I always ask you three of the same questions in the same order

In the past 10 years of military parades, this is all asked.

The first question is: 'How old are you?' the second question is: 'How long have you been in my unit?' and the third question is: 'Did you take part in one of the two great wars in which I personally commanded the glory of France?'

To answer the question, you should wear high-top riding boots, stomp on the ground with two feet in turn, match the standard military salute in your hands, and speak majestically and proudly.

We must show the spirit, spirit, and spirit of a soldier, like an African lion!"

The Swedes worked hard to memorize the answers to these three questions in order: "23 years old, sir". "It's been 3 years, sir". "Yes, sir. ”

On the day of the parade, my cousin stood at the front of the line with a majestic look, looking at the soldiers with satisfied eyes. Then he began to review, smiling at this face and saying a word to the other side.

The poor Swede stood motionless, only his lips still moving softly.

Napoleon saw him at a glance. The great man walked up to him with great interest and began to ask him questions.

It so happened that this time Napoleon innovated and reformed.

The first question he asked was:

"How long have you been in my unit?" said my cousin kindly.

The Swedes stamped their feet upright and gave a standard military salute.

"23 years old, sir".

The soldier replied respectfully.

"How old are you?" Napoleon was a little skeptical of his hearing.

"It's been 3 years, sir. “

The soldier replied triumphantly.

The language of the Swedes surprised and annoyed Napoleon, and this was not an obvious doubt about the intelligence of his buddy!

So he yelled, "Are you crazy, or am I crazy?"

"Both, sir." The Swedes responded with arrogance and arrogance.

Let's go back to the main text.

"It is recommended to postpone the development of the later projects, sell the sold real estate slowly, tighten expenses, prepare for the winter, and the severe cold is expected to last until around the Spring Festival in February next year."

I reported on the total money in the forecast.

"Wow!" Qingqing's wife saw that I was almost finished writing, and slammed the yellow warbler behind me.

"Ahh

"Hehehe, really?" Qingqing's wife trembled, "Hmph, you will make me happy."

"Hahaha, it's true, I promise from the bottom of my heart, I'm really scared to death. You're murdering your husband. "I'm also very happy to accompany her to learn acting.

"Husband, I'm so happy to be with you. Qingqing's wife smiled like a flower.

"Well, me too, you laugh low, so foolish!"

"Hmph! Some comrades, haven't you practiced gymnastics for a long time?" Qingqing's wife pulled my ears like lightning, smiling and groaning.

"Ahh

As is customary, she will pull her ears and arm me at the same time, and in my painful and happy confession, she will be calm again, or directly affectionate.

Today, however, she didn't know what she had touched, and it was suddenly as cold as ice, and then it evolved into tears.

"Well, yes, I'm old-fashioned, your sister is fresh!555. ”

The jade neck gently went up.

The sun and the moon can be seen. In order to prevent Qingqing's wife from being as frugal as my parents, I threw away the leftovers early, well, the leftover vinegar, and poured them cleanly.

Even when I dream at night, I try my best to set up two warning posts, one bright and one dark, to automatically filter out words that are detrimental to stability and unity.

The words in the key monitoring list are, Yang and Yan.

O woman in love!

There is no trace of stepping on the snow, and there is no trace to be found.

I didn't speak, just hugged her lovingly, stroked her hair gently, and gently patted her jade back as if I was afraid of alarming her.

Silence is better than sound at this time!

When she gradually calmed down, I pushed her away, held her beautiful face, looked at her rain-soaked eyes like peach blossom pond water with strong gravitational pull and tempting to swim in, and said tenderly.

"Qingqing's wife, I may not be able to express my words, you know, I am now a third-grade elementary school student, and I don't have Chinese in the East China Sea, but I really only have you in my eyes!"

"Hmph!" still hasn't rained, the rainbow is brilliant, but the wind is already small (the clouds are from the dragon, the wind is from the rain!)

"Alas, if you don't believe it, I'll recite an ancient poem, okay? I said solemnly, I was in a hurry, and she didn't like me to take the oath.

"Hmph, hmph!" was over, and his face was twisted.

Yes. The eyes are still secretly sending autumn spinach.

In addition to stealing joy, I shook my head and shook my head, and recited in the mountains and rivers, but it was in very funny Tianfu pepper and salt Mandarin.

"Love you in the heart of the mouth is small, can't open the mouth (can't say the meaning)", author: rogue (hooligan) very!The author is a beast, well, born in the Cretaceous period, the first year of dinosaurs AD.

Don't be angry, take you to watch the play in two days (tomorrow)! The old man (husband) mother-in-law (wife) wants to be comfortable (happy meaning), you eat bananas and I eat fart"!

"Flutter!" Yaya, Zhen turned her head around, and burst into tears, tsk, is it easy buddy?

"It's still very flowing, I think you're a big hooligan. You're poor, you. The little hand also gently caressed my lips.

What kind of structure is this?

"Hehe, as long as you're happy, my show time can be extended indefinitely. "I strike while the iron is hot.

"Ah, if you say you're fat, you'll gasp. "Beauty is like a jade sword like a rainbow!

"Ole, lock the door (thank you sketch actor Mr. Zhou Yunpeng for the material!), let the dog! Don't let the audience run away. I fingered my right hand, "Who dares to run and bite him, is there a dog? No dog, director, you go!"

But I'm not, Beacon Opera Princes!

"Hahaha, laughing to death. Qingqing's wife finally couldn't help it, she pounced on me, hugged my neck, and her red lips sucked me wet.

After a long time, I raised my hands and held my beloved girl flat, strode forward, and gently put it on the bed.

"I you off today, you say, how much gymnastics will you be punished for?"

"How much can you do, rascal? Oh, can you do it physically?"

"Okay, look at the performance!"

"Oh, no, the door is not locked. ”

"I can't help it, I'm suffocating. “

"Ahh

Love burns on fire. Blazing ......

I can't remember how long it took, but Nurse Xiao Shu blushed and knocked on the door lightly (knocking) and came in.

She didn't speak, silently took my temperature and blood pressure for me, and took out the medicine bag to be taken from the tray, on which she had carefully written the way to take it three times a day and twice a day.

Qingqing's wife and I were red-faced, as if we had done something bad and were caught, we didn't dare to squeak, and Qingqing's head was buried.

"Ah, Brother Jun, do you know finance!?" After turning around and walking a few steps, when she was about to reach the door, she saw the approval forms and vouchers piled high on my desk, she suddenly turned around and shouted in surprise.

"Well, my husband is the chief financial officer or a certified public accountant in Huaxia. ”

I was a little surprised, and Qingqing's wife proudly answered for me.

"Brother Jun, Brother Jun, please, save my mother! ”

Nurse Xiao Shu threw the tray on the table with a thud, walked over, knelt in front of my bed, and kowtowed without a ladylike image.

"Oh, Xiaoshu, get up quickly, it's time to torture the eldest brother," because I was lying down, I quickly pushed Qingqing's wife who was sitting on the edge of the bed, "Qingqing, help me up, I have something to say, it's easy to say!"

After Qingqing helped her up and sat at the end of the bed, she scowled and said the reason intermittently.

Nurse Xiaoshu's family was not good since she was a child, and her father died of lung cancer when she was 5 years old.

Her mother worked as a warehouse in this hospital, and for more than 10 years, a person worked hard and pulled her up. The daughter is quite competitive, and after graduating from the health school, she was also assigned to this hospital as a nurse.

Supposedly, happiness is already beckoning to them!

Who knows, a few days ago, several people from the Anti-Corruption Bureau of the Procuratorate suddenly came to the hospital and took her away from the warehouse on suspicion of embezzlement of medical supplies.

"I didn't, Fang'er, my mother was wronged!

This was the last thing the mother said to her daughter before getting into the police car.

Calmly and carefully asked, Xiao Shu's mother's usual performance and the family's property situation, especially the number of valuables and luxury goods, and then look at Xiao Shu's usual dress, she doesn't look like a rich person.

I came to my preliminary judgment.

There is something else hidden in this matter!

However, the evidence of corruption, in which year did it start? Also, what is the system software of the hospital, and whether it can be used proficiently, we are also discredited. Although I have studied the financial system of the hospital (CPAs have to study almost all the industry accounting systems, and even the specific standards of administrative undertakings, every year, the Chinese Institute of Certified Public Accountants also organizes follow-up education and training. When my buddy was working in Bincheng, he also went to Yanjing to receive re-education for poor middle peasants, joking), but we don't know the financial system of this hospital!

Under normal circumstances, the accounting firm accepts the entrustment of the hospital, dispatches an audit team of 3-5 people, and a large unit of 8-10 people, led by at least two practicing certified public accountants, and reasonably assigns assistants such as accountants (intermediate titles) to form internal control investigations, accounting vouchers, warehouse inventory, procurement and supply, After a comprehensive audit of about three months, a number of small teams of sales cycle and receivables and receivables can issue a legally binding audit report on the financial statements and financial position in the prescribed format for the previous year.

If corruption is found in the audit, it is necessary to sign a separate special audit of corruption with the client. Time, personnel, and expenses increase accordingly.

My buddy is a licensed certified public accountant who is not qualified to undertake business on an individual basis according to the CPA Law.

Of course, if the hospital authorizes me and I am not charged, I am obliged to assist in the audit, which is not expressly prohibited by law.

Anything that is not expressly prohibited by the law is a vast world for you to play freely, but morality and good order and morality, the scope of these traditional cultural regulations, are not governed by the law, in other words, the law does not oppose or not stipulate, if morality and good order and morality, oppose or prohibit, you can not run the red light!

Because I wasn't more than 50% sure, I groaned.

"Brother Jun, Brother Jun, save my mother. For my sake, she has never married, and has suffered a lot, if I can go to prison for her, I am willing to do it for her, even if I die, I am willing to do it for my mother!

Nurse Xiao Shu had to get out of bed and kowtow again.

panicked, Qingqing's wife and I hurriedly grabbed her.

"Husband, 555, so pitiful! you can help her, help her mother!"

Can your tears lend to one another, women?

"Well, I promise you, just. ”

What else can I say, try it!, but I really don't know the bottom in my heart, and I'm afraid that I won't help and damage my buddy's reputation, right?

"It's just what, Brother Jun, you say, as long as we can get it, I'll give you whatever you want!"

Nurse Xiao Shu gritted her teeth, looked at me directly, and said firmly word by word.

"Ah, Nurse Xiaoshu, you misunderstood, I won't want anything, don't worry, I'll take care of me carefully for you twice, I'll help you with this favor!"

I said with a sigh.

"What I hesitated just now was, how can I get the authorization of your dean? Otherwise, I won't be able to enter the financial land!"

"Oh, yes. Alas!"

Nurse Xiao Shu, I weighed it in my heart, not to mention asking the dean for mercy and allowing me to assist in the audit, just if I want to see the dean, it's difficult!

Large units, strict hierarchies.

"Husband, sister Xiaoshu, don't worry, I have a way, wrap it up on me!"

After speaking, she spoke a few words softly.

For the first time in my personal history, a great and ordinary rescue operation began!

What did Qingqing say?

Rank and watch the officials, want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown.