343. Fierce General
After Chen Song returned to the manor, his face turned bitter.
Rhine quietly asked Luo Bingxin: "Hey, Alice, what's wrong with the boss?"
Luo Bingxin whispered: "We don't know, and we don't dare to ask." ”
Chen Song's face was bitter for two days, and on the third day, he didn't have to do this, he came back with two litters of cormorant chicks.
After Brother Bai scared away the cormorant mother birds, he was worried that the mother birds would give up on the young birds, so he guessed correctly, and he went back from time to time to see them in the past two days, but he never saw the cormorant mother birds again.
If he hadn't fed the young birds with small fish, the two nests of cormorants would have starved to death.
Seeing him return with a flock of birds, the people in the manor were curious, and looked lively around him: "What is this?"
Chen Song sighed: "I said it's a dinosaur, will you believe it?"
"Don't say it, it's like a dinosaur. Luo Bingxin smiled.
Luke took one look at it and said, "What dinosaurs, these are the young birds of cormorants, what are you doing here, boss? They haven't grown feathers yet, where did you get that?"
Chen Song still sighed and said, "Alas, don't talk about it, anyway, I have to raise them in the future." ”
"Do you want to keep cormorants for the sake of future fishing?" said Trickron, who understood, and raised his glass and poured a glass of water into it, "and it would be better to buy a good net, one net is more fish than a cormorant pecks in a year." ”
"Cormorants are wild birds, and there is no record of domestication in Iceland," Luke said immediately, "Boss, you'd better let them go, it's not good to play with these wild birds." ”
Chen Song said: "Who is going to play them? I am paying for Brother Bai's wrong behavior, and I am atoning for it." ”
"Brother Bai ate other people's bird parents and bird mothers?"
Chen Song shook his head: "No, it scared people away, the mother bird will never come back, if I don't keep them, they will die." ”
Without further ado, he had to make a nest for the little cormorants first.
Luke said that cormorants often nest on cliffs or tall trees, but there are many trees on the manor and few tall ones, so Chen Song placed them next to the hot spring pool.
The area around the hot spring pool is Brother Bai's territory, and when he saw a few sleek birds staying in his territory, Brother Bai opened his mouth.
Chen Song took off his shoes and slapped it on the buttocks: "What do you see? Do you still want to eat? If it weren't for you, would your father and I spend all this effort? Look at them well, they have three long and two short, and I will fatten you two more times." ”
Brother Bai didn't know why, but the sole had already told it what to do.
It's not bad to keep these cormorants, the boat that Chen Song bought from Trickron has been maintained, and he can go to sea at any time, and when the cormorants are raised, he can bring them on board to help.
Cormorants are very good at fishing, and they are especially good at it, they can catch thousands of pounds of small fish a year.
Trickron has been battling kidney stones lately, and he drinks more than 20 liters of beer and more than 20 liters of water every day, hoping to get the stones out of the way soon.
But he drank too much, and before the stones came down, he was poisoned, so Chen Song and Goble hurriedly sent him to the hospital to hang salt water to adjust his state.
Drinking more water and hanging salt water, Terry Ron's toilet, again and again, again and again, and finally he couldn't sit directly on the toilet and hang salt water.
Chen Song was about to leave after setting him up, when suddenly Trickron in the toilet shouted: "I feel it, I feel it, it comes out, it is coming out!
"Is someone hiding in the toilet giving birth?" asked a townsman who came to see the doctor curiously.
Goble said, "No, it's Trickron inside, how can he possibly have a baby?"
"And what's his name, and how miserable is his scream?"
Chen Song was also puzzled, so he patted the toilet door and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Trickron opened a door and said with red eyes, "The stones, the stones are coming down, I feel it, it's going into the urethra." ”
Chen Song said: "That's a good thing, just pee it out." ”
Terry Kron looked miserable: "It, it, it doesn't come out, it's stuck." ”
Goble smiled and said, "Difficult birth?"
Chen Song pushed him and said, "When are you still joking? Go find a doctor." ”
The doctor quickly arrived, and after asking Terry Kron how he felt, he said solemnly: "You feel right, the stone has fallen out, but it is stuck in the urethra, so now you have two options, one is to go to the big hospital in Reykjavik for surgery, and the other is for you to get it done." ”
Terry Ronon groaned, "I want to get it, but how do I get it?"
The doctor told him to wait a little and left, and when he came back, he took an ear scoop and handed it to him silently.
Terry Ron was about to cry: "Can kidney stones flow backwards back into the ears?"
The doctor said softly: "This is not for you to pluck your ears, now that the kidney stones have flowed out to that indescribable part, use it to insert it and gently pick it out, you can pick it out." ”
Chen Song immediately understood what the doctor meant, and then he was stunned.
Terry Kron reacted a little slower, but when he understood the truth of the matter, he collapsed directly: "Fake, you let me use this, use this to dig out stones?"
"It's the best way, you have to do it yourself, because only you can feel what is going on in your body," the doctor said. And don't be afraid, how thin is this ear pick? It's nothing compared to a urinary catheter. ”
Chen Song couldn't listen to it anymore, human medicine is much more terrible than veterinary medicine, and Ma De is too cruel, and their veterinarians don't use this method even if they clean up the livestock.
Terry Kron gritted his teeth and shouted, "Get me a bottle of wine!"
Chen Song hurriedly said to Goble: "Go buy wine, buy good wine, I'll pay for it." ”
In ancient times, the second master played chess to scrape the bones and heal the wounds, and now there is Terry Kron drinking and taking stones, all of them are fierce generals!
Trickron took out two small stones with rough edges and irregular shapes.
The reason why Chen Song knows so clearly is because the hospital put the small stones into a mini starry sky bottle to make jewelry and give it to Trikron, which is not a bad taste of the hospital, but an unspoken rule of Iceland, designed to make patients take warning.
The starry sky bottle is smeared with fluorescent paint, and when the bottle is shaken, small stones will bounce inside, like shooting stars.
After this incident, Chen Song suddenly looked at Trikron several times.
In late July, Zhu Kaibo, who came to the manor to buy goods again, sent him some melons and asked with a smile: "How about brother, you haven't seen this thing, have you?"
Chen Song glanced at it and said, "Gourd, also called zucchini, why haven't I seen it?"
Zhu Kaibo said: "You really haven't seen it, this is indeed a melon, but it's not a gourd, but a gourd." Haha, this thing is really rare, I brought a few for you to bring to show you. ”
Luo Bingxin, who was counting vegetables, happened to see the long green gourd he was holding in his hand, and said, "Hey, gourd?