Chapter 403.Who Bought the Cow to Rejoice?
"Ahem..... ......." Xiao Meng spit out rudely, and didn't spit out anything, and then muttered: Damn, damn, what kind of thing, it seems that the skin of peanuts sticks to my throat, it's really uncomfortable, I almost didn't call me to death, what kind of peanuts are these, who bought them, next time I buy a better peanut, this thing is too dangerous to eat, I don't eat it.
Xiao Meng just finished speaking, picked up the peanuts from the table and skimmed them to his mouth, with a particularly shameless expression, this person, that's what he looks like, he didn't remember it at all after he finished speaking, didn't he just say that he wouldn't eat it, and he ate another one, there is really no one with this cheek.
"Grass, I bought it, what's the matter, no, where is it not delicious, you can't spit it out for me, if you can't spit it out, I'll pick it out of your butt for you, and then take it to feed the dog, shut your mouth for me, don't chew it....." Lei Ye squinted his eyes and said to Xiao Meng.
"Damn, you bought it, why didn't you say it earlier?" Xiao Meng asked with gritted teeth.
I said a bird, do you care if you say it or not, I don't say that you don't eat it too, shouting in your mouth, and you are so shameless to eat in that mouth, why are you so shameless, can you still do it?
"Hehe, Xiao Leizi, if you had said that you bought this peanut, how could I complain, don't say it, the skin of this peanut is not good, but this taste is really no one, it is too fragrant, the more you eat it in your mouth, the more you taste it, the taste is more positive, there is a feeling of bursting belly in old Beijing, quack fragrant..."
You are really good at pulling calves, just this peanut can make you feel this way, you are also a talent, it's really weird, I can be regarded as convincing you, there is really no way to take you, Lei Ye shook his head speechlessly, and Xiao Meng really has no way to continue to communicate.
By the way, Xiao Meng, you haven't answered my question yet, what is Niu Huanxi, can I eat this, will it eat me?
Okay, now I'll give you an answer, what is Niu Huanxi, that little Leizi, I'll be arguing with you for a while, your peanuts taste really good, I like it very much, I'm very pleased, Xiao Meng nodded with satisfaction.
"Okay, don't talk a few calves, you can quickly explain to the confusion," Lei Ye urged.
Xiao Meng glanced at the cow Huanxi in the confused plate, and could clearly see some small faces on it, and then said: This cow Huanxi is the place where the calf was born and the place where the bull is happy.
"What do you mean?" asked in a daze.
"Roll the calf, you seem to be a big Sabi, why don't you understand anything, it's just a cow, that kind of thing, understand?" Xiao Meng gestured with his hand to a certain shape, which looked really realistic.
"Oh, I seem to understand a little...", nodded in confusion.
Oh, I'm grassy, it's really hard for you to talk to you, I can't stand it, you IQ, you're so stupid, it's stupid than Li Yuan, it's not good that you two still have a little relationship, maybe it's half-brothers, Xiao Meng rubbed his teeth and said.
Impossible, it's absolutely impossible, the two of us will never have a relationship, let's just say it from the aspect of temperament, my temperament is a hundred times stronger than Li Yuan's temperament, I am a very charming kind, my body is full of bookish smell, we are not on the same level, confused and shameless bragging about the bull, and then hula hair, you can see a large rice grain of dandruff flew to the cow Huanxi.
It's really disgusting, I am playing with the second beard in my hand, and I am still bleeding dandruff on my head, what is this going on, my big brother, can you be clean and neat? Just like me, Xiao Meng opened his mouth and said.
"What's wrong with me, isn't I very good?" said Confused, a little unhappily.
Xiao Meng glanced at the confused dressing, a pair of gray line pants, a pair of blackened socks on his feet, the legs and feet of the line pants were also stuffed into the socks, and he was wearing two different slippers, which was particularly interesting.
The upper body also wears a red hurdle vest, which is particularly fat, and there are some small holes on it, and you can see the mud on the confused body at a glance, and the messy chicken nest hair, as if it has not been washed for more than 80 years, and it is all felt, I really can't see any temperament, if you want to say that there is a temperament, it is also the temperament of a beggar.
Xiao Meng thought in his heart, how did he think about this confusion, he actually said that his temperament is much stronger than Li Yuan, and there is nothing wrong with saying this, after all, this Li Yuan is not clean, he has been clean for a while, and now he is also a calf, and he is confused in this aspect of temperament, you can have a tie.
"Confused, how do you eat? This cow is happy to eat, are you happy to eat?" asked Xiao Meng with a smile.
Confused, there is a surge in this stomach, think about such a thing, think about the use of Niu Huanxi, this is really too special spicy eyes, too disgusting.
"Big brother, Xiao Meng, you are my eldest brother, don't you say this, okay? I really can't stand it anymore, the rest of the food is perfect, just this thing, you tell me so, I now feel that my mouth is full of hair, the old man is so uncomfortable, I want to get a cucumber..."
"Haha, look at you like that, and get a cucumber, what are you going to do, do you feel it..."Xiao Meng asked with a wicked smile.
Well, it's not, I feel it, I feel like I'm going to give birth to a calf in my mouth, and I've just finished talking about it, and I'm listening to the sound of "burp....", and I'm covering my mouth in a daze and running to the toilet, and after a while, there is a "wow" sound, and the sound is called a miserable.
"I, Cao, as for it, I actually vomited, and it's so evil, is this thing so powerful?" Xiao Meng picked up the chopsticks and poked the remaining half of the cow Huanxi, and asked Qi Tian.
"Don't look at me in particular, I don't know, I have no choice but to do this, I don't have that hobby, I don't want to taste it, if you're really curious, then you can taste it yourself," Qi Tian glanced at Xiao Meng.
"Master Lei....look at this ....." Xiao Meng turned his gaze to Lei Ye.
"Roll the calf....." Lei Ye gave Xiao Meng a look, full of lethality.
"Hey, look at the two of you, why is this happening, I didn't say anything, I didn't say that I wanted you two to eat, I just asked, why is this thing so lethal," Xiao Meng shrugged his shoulders helplessly and said.
"Squeak...."
At this time, the confused pushed the door out of the toilet, the confused who had already drunk the wine, the smiling face was red and fluttering, it looked particularly pink, but it was a little buried, but at this time the confused face was very white, there was no blood, it looked very embarrassed, and there were tears in the eyes, covering his mouth while walking, and from time to time he made a "hiccup...".
Xiao Meng saw that the confusion came out, and hurriedly beckoned: Confused, come here....
"Ahh What's the matter?" asked vaguely.
"It's nothing, I just want to interview you, how do you feel when you eat the cow and rejoice, is this thing really so powerful? I can't believe it....."
Xiao Meng hadn't finished speaking, his confused eyes turned red, and he looked at Xiao Meng viciously, and that little eye looked at Xiao Meng with cleverness.
"What are you doing, look at me like this, is there anything on my face?" Xiao Meng asked as he touched his face.
"There's... There you Malegobi....hiccup..... Euro ....." Confused, he turned around and went into the toilet again, making a whoosh sound.
Is this ..... coming again? Xiao Meng asked in disbelief.
"It's here again, you all saw that you vomited after eating this thing, and you also said, do you still have a little humanity, why are you so damaged...."Lei Ye said with a toothpick in his mouth and a ruffian face.
"That's it, it's really damaged, it's breathable....." Qi Tian also agreed.
"It's over, it's over, this can't survive, it's all against me, I shouldn't explain this cow to the confusion, I should let him continue to eat....."
After vomiting again, he came out in a daze, this time his face was even whiter, his eyes were like the rabbit, he held his stomach and sat down, and asked: Can anyone tell me that this cow is happy, who bought it?
Qi Tian, Xiao Meng, and Lei Ye looked at each other and said one after another, It's not me.
Lei Ye opened his mouth and said: No, confused, this skewer or something is not you, Li Yuan and Zhang Feng, the three of you went to buy it, you should know.
That's right, I went to buy it, I thought about it in a daze, and then slapped my thigh: I remembered, this thing seems to have been bought by Li Yuan, and I listened to him as if he was saying something happy.....
"Yes, brother, don't worry, when Li Yuan comes back, we will help you clean him up and be angry for you, right, Master Lei, Brother Tian?"
"Hmm..."
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"No, it seems that Zhang Feng bought it, I vaguely heard Zhang Feng say Niu Huan, and I want to taste it fresh..."
"Big brother, who said that?" asked Xiao Meng with a wink of his eyes.
"I'm also a little blindsided, I don't remember, hey, this brain, anyway, they bought it, and I think I bought it..... Confused said affirmatively.
"That's fine, two of you clean up together, smoke my confused brother, hey... Come on, drink...."Xiao Meng smiled and handed a bottle of beer.