"Come on, big brothers, do it!"

Unable to withstand the warm invitation of a few people behind them, Ye Xuan and Lin Kong both drank a lot of beer. However, after all, the two of them didn't come to drink on a special trip, and while others were drinking in the mountains, Ye Xuan and Lin Kong wiped out their strings of three times and divided them by two, and then quietly slipped away.

As the saying goes, beer is cool for a while, but it makes a noise after drinking! Ye Xuan and Lin Kong were in a state of urgent need for a sound at the moment.

"Xiao Linzi, do you know where there is a toilet around here?" Ye Xuan moved his small steps and asked anxiously.

"How do I know!" Lin Kong was also unable to hold back at this time, bent over and clamped his legs, and said with an embarrassed face: "This place is also the first time I have come, you asked me to find a restaurant, let me find a toilet..."

"Hey, boss, wait for me first!" As he was talking, Lin Kong seemed to see something, and suddenly ran in the direction of the hotel with his legs between his legs and small steps.

"Why are you going?" Ye Xuan hurriedly shouted.

Lin Kong didn't answer, don't look at him now stepping on small broken steps, but the speed is really not slow, and he ran away in the blink of an eye.

"I'll go, what can I do!" Ye Xuanke was worried at this time, and involuntarily bent down and clamped his legs.

This is not to say that Ye Xuan's endurance is poor, the main thing is that the urine of this beer is too violent, so Ye Xuan has to make this kind of action that is slightly obscene on any protagonist.

People who have never drunk beer may have questions, thinking that it is just a soak of urine, no matter how much you hold it, what can you hold it like?

I'm telling you, if you do, you're very wrong.

The urge to urinate in beer is different from the urge to urinate, and the urge to urinate comes more slowly, even if you already have the urge to urinate, and you can endure it for another hour or two, there will generally be no problem.

But the urine of this beer is different, the urine of beer comes very quickly, often when you feel the urge to urinate, basically you can't help it. This can't help but is not an exaggeration, but it is really unbearable! Especially if you drink a lot of beer, if you endure it for a second longer, you will feel that it is a kind of torment that makes you want to die.

Unfortunately, Ye Xuan drank a lot of beer!

"Shhh

Ye Xuan knocked his lower lip with his upper teeth, standing in place and swaying, wanting to use this to divert his attention.

There was no way, it was too suffocating, and even he felt that if it weren't for his relatively strong body, he would have died of a bladder explosion.

"Boss, boss, I'm back!"

At this moment, Lin Kong trotted back with his legs between his legs.

Ye Xuan hurriedly asked, "Have you found the toilet?"

"Nope!"

"No?" Ye Xuan's eyes widened instantly: "Why did you go for half a day without finding a toilet?"

"Hehe, boss, don't worry, although I didn't find the toilet, I did find a solution to the problem!" Although Lin Kong's face was about to turn white, he still couldn't change his problem, and waved at Ye Xuan: "Follow me!"

After speaking, Lin Kong hurriedly ran towards a very dim alley.

Ye Xuan didn't know what Lin Kong was going to do, but he couldn't care so much at the moment, and he followed with small steps.

"Whoa!"

When Ye Xuan entered the alley, he saw Lin Kong pouting at the corner of a wall.

"No, Xiao Linzi, why do you defecate in the open?" Ye Xuan said dumbfounded.

"Oh! What is not going anywhere!" Lin Kong's body trembled violently, and he turned around and said, "Boss, you should also hurry over and solve it together!" I went to the barbecue restaurant just now to ask, and everyone here solves it like this!"

Regarding Lin Kong's statement, Ye Xuan himself was a little rejected, but his bladder chose to believe Lin Kong's words.

"Whew!"

People who have not been suffocated by urine to the extreme will never be able to experience the refreshing feeling of whole-body liberation.

"Xiao Linzi, don't lie to me!" After the convenience, Ye Xuanhu stared at Lin Kong suspiciously, and asked, "Is this how the people here go to the toilet?"

Lin Kong said: "It's true! You can rest assured, boss! When I went to the barbecue restaurant just now, there were a few people next to the restaurant who were there to facilitate together, I listened to what they said!"

Ye Xuan continued to ask, "Then why don't you go with them for convenience?"

"Just kidding!" Lin Kong patted his chest and said loudly: "You are my boss, the boss hasn't solved it yet, can I solve it myself first?"

However, no matter what Lin Kong said, Ye Xuan still felt a little strange in his heart, especially the sentence "There are a few people there next to the store for convenience", Ye Xuan felt a little disgusted when he remembered that there was an "open-air toilet" not far from the place where he was eating.

In fact, this is Ye Xuan's psychological effect. When he was in the Immortal Village, because there were a lot of fairies living in the village, Ye Xuan was educated by language and body since he was a child, how indecent and how to violate morality, so Ye Xuan was more resistant to open defecation from the bottom of his heart.

Lin Kong is the same, Lin Kong was born in a big city, and he has not defecated anywhere since he can remember, one is the guidance of education, and the other is the influence of the general environment. However, Lin Kong himself has no resistance to open defecation, his code of conduct is that if no one else does it, then I won't do it, if everyone else does it, then I can naturally do it.

Besides, this open defecation is not necessarily an uncivilized phenomenon. After all, the environment is different, and trampling on the grass at will in the big city is called uncivilized! Trampling on the grass at will in the countryside can also be called uncivilized?

If you want me to be civilized according to your requirements, you can! Give me a deposit of 1.8 million yuan first, and let me live like a city person, if you can do this, then we can say anything! But you can't do it! Since you can't do it, then you still have a fart with me!

Therefore, people with a little money should not look down on the small people in the market who wear stalls, and people in the city should not look down on the peasants. Everyone has their own life and environment, if life is reversed, and a person with a monthly income of one million becomes a person with a monthly salary of 1,000, will you still laugh at the person who wears the stalls? If you change the people in the city into peasants and work in the fields, and suddenly want to urinate, will you run home to solve it? No? Since you can't, then you will have to live well! Heaven is reincarnated, the world is impermanent, who hasn't had a time when they are down!

However, this kind of thing is incomprehensible to Ye Xuan now, after all, after he entered the mortal world, what he received was the concept of the main trend of the country.

"Forget it! As soon as I finished eating, I won't discuss the toilet problem!" Shaking his head, Ye Xuan said to Lin Kong: "Let's go back quickly, otherwise the dormitory will be closed later! Although it is convenient for me to take you directly back to the dormitory, you can't let others see it, right?"

Lin Kong said: "Okay, then let's go!

"Eh, little brother, is that the two of you?"

At this moment, a familiar voice suddenly came from the mouth of the alley.

"Brother Zhang?" Ye Xuan looked back and found that it was the black man Lao Zhang who had just eaten in the barbecue restaurant, so he asked, "Brother Zhang, aren't you eating, why are you here?"

"It's really you two, little brother!" Lao Zhang looked happy and said, "I was thinking about inviting you two to have a few drinks when I was eating just now, but I didn't find you, so you are here!"

Ye Xuan said: "Yes, it's not too early, we plan to go home!"

Lao Zhang said: "You two are going back to the city, right? That's right, let's stop by, I'm going to the hospital!"

"Hospital?" Ye Xuan said suspiciously: "Brother Zhang, we are going home, you are going to the hospital, you should go to the hospital, you should go a different way, right?"

"Why are you not going to go the same way!" Lao Zhang said: "The bus stop near here is on the hospital side, you two want to go home, can't you take the bus?

"Huh!"

I didn't expect such a coincidence, and now Zi Yexuan didn't know how to answer.

Seeing that Ye Xuan was stunned, Lao Zhang greeted: "Hurry up, little brother, there will be no bus for a while." ”

"Okay then! Anyway, let's go together!" In desperation, Ye Xuan and Lin Kong could only walk with Lao Zhang for a while, planning to wait for Lao Zhang to go to the hospital, and the two of them would go back to school immediately.

"By the way, Brother Zhang, why did you go to the hospital at this point?" On the way to the "bus stop", Ye Xuan asked casually.

"Oh, that's it!" Lao Zhang smiled and replied: "My daughter-in-law just gave birth in the hospital here, I work on the construction site during the day, I can't accompany her, no, it's okay at night, I'll come to see her!"

Hearing Lao Zhang's words, Ye Xuan and Lin Kong hurriedly smiled and congratulated: "Oh, it turns out that Brother Zhang, you just became a father!

"Hahaha!" Lao Zhang laughed happily.

After a few more minutes of walking, Lin Kong suddenly said:

"But Brother Zhang, try to drink less alcohol before seeing your child in the future, it's not good for your child!"

Hearing Lin Kong's words, Lao Zhang was obviously stunned, sighed and said, "Alas, isn't this to send the workers!"

"Send the workers?" Ye Xuan and Lin Kong glanced at each other and said suspiciously: "Brother Zhang, what does it have to do with your co-workers?"

"It doesn't matter!" Lao Zhang explained: "My daughter-in-law was in my hometown before, and she came to my side when she was about to give birth, so I rented a house for her outside. The workers didn't know about the baby, but if I said I was going to the hospital to see the baby, everyone would definitely follow. ”

"Everyone is working outside, and no one has much money in the family, if they all go to the hospital to see my daughter-in-law, can they go empty-handed?" Lao Zhang continued: "I don't want them to break the bank, so I drank some wine with them, and when they were all excited, I sneaked out to see my daughter-in-law." ”

"This..."

Ye Xuan and Lin Kong were a little dazed, although during the meal, the two had already understood that Lao Zhang was a simple person, but they still didn't expect that he could be so simple.