Chapter 0179 - A Thousand Farts a Day

Master Fang was unhappy in his heart, and when he looked at the person who came, he was slightly surprised that it was Liu Jialiang who brought Wen Jingjing over.

When the martial arts master visited, Wang Zixuan and Master Fang couldn't slack off, and got up with a smile and hugged their fists.

"Why does Master Liu have time to come over today?"

Liu Jialiang smiled and hugged his fists and said: "Today, I will accompany Jingjing to Wong Tai Sin to incense, passing by here, seeing that Master Wang is not there, my hands are itchy and I want to have a discussion with you!"

Wang Zixuan looked surprised: "Master Liu also understands the art of feng shui?"

Master Fang looked at Liu Jialiang and lost his eyes in his heart, yes, why don't you learn feng shui?

"Master Liu, a martial arts family, a descendant of Huang Feihong, there is no need to compare, Wang is willing to bow down. ”

"That's not good, Gen Bao said, you are a hundred times more powerful than him, don't you know what kind of business! Master Wang is not a real person!" Liu Jialiang frowned, and his face sank like water.

Wang Zixuan was white in his heart, stinky and shameless old and improper, take a look at Wen Jingjing's face, and then look at her hands, many women will form atypical cinnabar palms during pregnancy, which is a more common palm print feature during pregnancy, indicating an increase in estrogen in the body, this Wen Jingjing is pregnant, look at her face is more gorgeous, eighty percent is a daughter.

"Let's do it another day, there is joy in your family, and it is not appropriate to use your fists and feet today!" Wang Zixuan said indifferently.

"What is the joy?" Liu Jialiang wondered.

"It's worthy of being a master, and you can see it at a glance. Wen Jingjing smiled, revealing the greasy dimples at the corners of her mouth.

"Jingjing, what's the happy event?" Liu Jialiang frowned.

"You're going to be a father!" Wen Jingjing's face was slightly red, and she pestled him.

"Ahh

"I just knew, so I pulled you to burn incense and worship God today. Wen Jingjing said, turning her head to look at Wang Zixuan: "Master Wang, can you tell if it's a son or a daughter?"

"Sit down and have a cup of tea. Wang Zixuan raised his hand to invite and personally poured tea for the husband and wife.

"You say, is it a man or a woman?" Liu Jialiang commanded.

Master Fang was unhappy in his heart, but Wang Zixuan didn't say anything, and he didn't say anything, but his face was gloomy.

Wang Zixuan was also unhappy in his heart, taking the bean bag as dry food? He would not bear to serve tea to Liu Jialiang like no one, and he wiped it around the edge of the teacup without a trace.

This is a small means of Daomen to rectify the whole person "fart king sticker", specially remediating someone "mouth without blocking, take the rootless duckweed on the river surface, dry and grind it into powder, after the other party drinks it, it is not a problem to release a thousand farts a day, and it will not be invalid until the next big solution, Liu Jialiang relies on the old and sells the old, and Wang Zixuan punishes it with small means.

"Congratulations to Master Liu. Seeing Liu Jialiang drink the tea, Wang Zixuan smiled.

"Not a son?" Liu Jialiang frowned.

"What do you mean?" Weng Jingjing's face sank and she was dissatisfied.

"Ah, my daughter is good! beautiful like Jingjing!" Liu Jialiang smiled all over his face, he was a strict wife.

"Hmph. Wen Jingjing glanced at him.

Liu Jialiang was stupid and turned his head to look at Wang Zixuan: "Master Wang, I must have a discussion with you today, otherwise I will come to you every day!"

"Liu Jialiang, what do you mean, when I am somewhere in the Kowloon Feng Shui Hall, I want to learn, I'll come with you!" Master Fang's face was gloomy, and he took the case.

"You are a defeated general, I want to compete with him!" Liu Jialiang said disdainfully.

Martial arts masters have reached a certain level, with their own evil energy, and their qi and blood are vigorous, and they are immune to spells, not to mention Liu Jialiang, a martial arts master, he is not in awe of warlocks, and stubbornly believes that martial arts are supreme.

"You!" Master Fang's face darkened, and he was more shameless than the feng shui master's fists and feet?

"Alright then, let's have a casual discussion. Wang Zixuan raised his hand to stop Master Fang.

"Okay! Go down, you can't do it here!" Liu Jialiang was happy.

"Brother!" Master Fang frowned, although he couldn't get used to Liu Jialiang, this guy's fist and foot kung fu was not fake.

"It's okay, we'll stop at the point. Wang Zi smiled and waved his hand.

Wang Zixuan changed his clothes, a white kung fu shirt on his upper body, loose black pants on his lower body, and a pair of board shoes on his feet.

"Second Senior Brother, who is this old man, dare to compete with Senior Brother, you go up and KO him!" Du Kun whispered.

Lin Genbao smiled bitterly: "He is Liu Jialiang, a martial arts master, and I am not his opponent." ”

"My God, Grandmaster, that senior brother will be fine, right?" Du Kun worried.

"Master Wang, are you ready?" Liu Jialiang looked at with a smile on his face.

"Master Liu, please do it first. Wang Zixuan put his hands on his sleeves, looking like an understatement.

In fact, Wang Zixuan quickly pinched his hands in his sleeves and used the "Sang Chong Escape Technique".

To deal with shamelessness, you have to be even more shameless!

I saw Liu Jialiang Hong raise his fist, like an arrow off the string, lunges and picks, horses and butterflies......

Look at Wang Zixuan again, tossing and turning in the shadow of the fist, with ease, everyone was stunned, his fists and feet flew over, and the figure flew over.

Wang Zixuan was gradually forced to the corner, and saw the wall behind him banging fist marks one after another, and stone chips flying, and everyone was shocked and exclaimed, this is still a fight?

On the surface, Wang Zixuan's heart was also trembling, and he would rather consume a huge amount than make every effort to calculate.

couldn't hit it, Liu Jialiang was not surprised and rejoiced, his fists and feet accelerated in vain, so fast that his eyes couldn't keep up, Wang Zixuan's face turned more and more pale, and he ran the "Sang Chong Escape Technique" with all his strength to intensify the consumption.

Liu Jialiang was fighting, suddenly his stomach gurgled, he had a feeling of wanting to fart, and he didn't want to be embarrassed in public, Liu Jialiang hurriedly raised his anus and closed his abdomen, holding his breath.

Wang Zixuan observed his words, his eyes lit up, and he came behind Liu Jialiang in a flash, and kicked him in the ass.

With a snort, Liu Jialiang didn't hold back.

Everyone was stunned and kicked out of the fart?

Liu Jialiang hurriedly got off the horse step, held his breath and held it again, his face was flushed, Wang Zixuan was amused in his heart, and hugged his fists and arched his hands: "Master Liu, this is a bad stomach? Let's learn another day." ”

"No...... Okay!" Liu Jialiang originally wanted to agree, but he couldn't hold it back.

After he finished speaking, he ran away with a smoke.

"Wait for me!" Wen Jingjing hurriedly chased.

Wang Zixuan's face was light, but he smiled evilly in his heart, fight with me, the pit won't kill you!

Everyone was like the stars holding the moon, surrounding Wang Zixuan in the middle.

"Brother, you won without making a move, what a handsome kung fu!" Master Fang was overjoyed.

Wang Zixuan walked into the elevator and said humbly: "Brother, don't say that, Master Liu is not feeling well today, otherwise I am not his opponent." ”

The more he is like this, the more everyone thinks he is humble and low-key.

Everyone returned to the Kowloon Feng Shui Hall to chat a few words, Wang Zixuan was ready to go home to open the moonstone necklace for Zhen Huimin, and picked up Master Fang's broken magic bowl when he left.

"Brother, what are you doing with it?" Master Fang was curious.

Wang Zixuan said: "Help you mend it, so that my brother will be sad when he sees things in the future, which will affect your cultivation." ”

"Thank you. Master Fang was even more moved, clenched his fists and bowed his hands, secretly saying that Wang Zixuan was really good, and he thought carefully about everything.

"But brother, you can't see water after repairing, and the aura will be lost, so you have to be mentally prepared. Wang Zixuan added.

"It's okay, it's no longer usable, it's just a thought. Master Fang waved his hand disapprenosingly.

Wang Zixuan smiled and nodded, turned around and left, the aura was still there, it would be too wasteful not to absorb it.