The best ex is like dead.

Every time I broke up, I was angry and scolded by the girl, obviously during the relationship, I was not a qualified boyfriend, but as an ex, I was so good, adhering to the old breakup creed, I became an excellent role model for the ex.

When I said this, Lin Qiaoqiao squirted the coffee in her mouth, she was my ex-girlfriend, the one I met from running, a student at that university.

"It turns out that you are a screenwriter, and you thought you were a professional liar, specializing in being a little white face, and deceiving an ignorant girl like me. She pursed her mouth, innocent and cute, this cute mouth, when we broke up, scolded me bloody.

"Empty of money is a fraud, I didn't cheat your money. ”

I laughed and didn't say anything.

Of course, I didn't break the principle, I was looking for an ex who was cheap, and today I really happened to meet in the store, her small and cute figure, and she recognized me as soon as she entered the door. I found that this coffee shop, called a cup of time, is getting more and more magical.

"Those who lie to me are even more hateful. She raised her little fist as if to pound me in the chest.

Yu Fat's pity is reasonable, Lin Qiaoqiao is an energetic and energetic girl, very likable, and I am often hypocritical and sad, in her words, this world has endless delicacies and endless handsome guys, why not be beautiful.

And my deception has added terrible dark clouds to her sunny and optimistic world, and she will finally be angry, I fully understand.

"Lose your breath, God has already told me that people like me will go to hell when they die. "I brought all kinds of desserts to her, and I didn't know how to deal with someone I had deceived.

When she saw the dessert, half of her anger disappeared, and it simply softened my heart, and she said aggrieved while eating: "You don't need to go to hell, you will not be allowed to be a man in the next life." ”

"Why?"

"Men don't have a good thing!" she grumbled angrily, looking like a lovelorn who saw through the world, and I was amused by her.

There is a senior sister by my side in this life, I am not allowed to be a man, and you will cut me off for the rest of my life.

"It's not good at all when you meet a big liar in your first love. She glared at me and took a big bite, as if she were soothing her sadness with a dessert.

Why didn't I notice that she was so simple and cute before, I touched her head: "Do you think that first love is as earth-shattering as an American blockbuster?"

"Nasty! You're my ex! Don't touch me!"

I retracted my hand in fright, and she didn't give up: "You compensate me for my youth and my first love!"

"How do you pay for it, how can you return this thing in love?" I couldn't laugh or cry.

"I can't apologize why you are here, the mood of the day has been ruined by you!" She was unreasonable like a girl, I had to offer all kinds of food to appease her, and the store manager Chu snickered as he watched from the side, I really wanted to fly a brick on his face.

"I've been here for more than a month. ”

"Then you are not allowed to come in the future. ”

Damn, then how can I keep to the girl.

I was like coaxing a younger sister, Lin Qiaoqiao ate all morning, and in the end it may have been too comfortable, angry and satisfied, with a little face, when she unveiled the mask, I was also amazed.

"Tell me, I'm the first one you've deceived. ”

I subconsciously stretched out ten fingers, she stomped her feet angrily, her chest trembled, and she pretended to cry: "I met a scumbag in my first love." ”

"Yes, I'm a scumbag, emotional scum, cheating girl, you shouldn't be sad for someone like me, it's not worth it. "I'm very good at self-criticism.

She was speechless for a while, and I finished what I wanted to say, and held it for a while, "It's all finished with you, how can I scold you." ”

She is always so stupid when she fights, she drops off when she gets excited, and the only time she beats me is when she breaks up.

The two of us looked at each other and stopped talking, I was stunned and didn't want to talk more, she was angry and didn't know what to say, the ex met, shouldn't the atmosphere be a sword and a sword, how did I hear the laughter, Store Manager Chu, you laughed there, is it funny?

Lin Qiaoqiao suddenly kicked my leg, "Give me your WeChat." ”

"What are you going to do?"

"Scold you once a day! When will I lose my anger, when will I delete you. ”

"I disagree. ”

"If you don't agree, I'll cry now. She said and bit her lip, her eyes were red, watery, and she could cry when she saw it, not to scare me, I confessed it, handed over the WeChat signal, and after she added, she stomped her foot again: "Liar!

"Why not this?"

"There's nothing in the circle of friends, is this your WeChat, it's obviously a trumpet. ”

This is my WeChat, like a trumpet. I explained seriously, but she was half-convinced, and said: "Sure enough, I am mentally ill, and I don't post any circle of friends on WeChat." ”

Stupid, everything that has been posted has been deleted.

She found that WeChat didn't get any understanding, so she put down the question, put on a backpack like a rabbit, jumped with two rabbit ears, stood up, petite and exquisite, and was afraid of pinching it in her arms, she burped and blushed, "I ate so many sweets, how much do I have to run to consume." ”

After she finished speaking, her face changed instantly, and she bit her lip aggrievedly, because the two of us met through running, and this sentence made her sad.

"In the future, I will come here if I don't have classes in the morning, don't come in the morning, it will affect my mood. ”

She left a sentence that made me smile wryly, not to tell me that if I wanted to see her, I would just come here in the morning.

Five minutes later, I saw a cute selfie posted by her circle of friends, writing: Only 6% of people in this world can get happiness, I always thought I was the lucky person, until I met you!

I instantly regretted giving her WeChat, my only excellent personality was broken by her, I want to be an excellent ex.

"You're an ex-girlfriend, it's completely awkward as a young couple. Store Manager Chu ran over with a gloating face, I turned around and left, he shouted: "Why are you going, the account has not been settled yet." ”

"Lao Tzu went to find a brick!"

I really want to use the red of socialism to move bricks and make your sex life unable to take care of yourself.

In the afternoon, there were fewer people in the store, only me and the store manager Chu, I envied his idle clouds and wild cranes, he laughed at himself and said that he was unproductive, and he always wanted to escape, so he would be like this.

I think he's more like talking about me, everyone will make an excuse for their shortcomings, but in a different way. This is not shameful, if one can really completely overcome one's shortcomings, then wouldn't everyone become a Buddha and blissful world?

"Your shop is really amazing, it won't be the secret base of the Divine Stick Bureau. I spat on him and met my ex-girlfriend, and he smiled: "Your ex-girlfriend looks very cute, angry and coquettish." ”

"Brother, don't add fuel to the fire. ”

I curiously inquired about the origin of his store name, he nodded with interest, today I met Lin Qiaoqiao, it seems to evoke a lot of memories for him, he said, "A cup of time, is where I used to work, and then a lot of things happened, I left there, and opened another shop here, the name is still called a cup of time... ”

He talked a lot, saying that the store had a charming boss, a cold and versatile regular, and a proud and gentle senior sister.

Unconsciously, after spending an afternoon, I didn't wait for Shi Nan, she didn't come today.

"There are so many stories to be told with a takeaway. ”

"I said I made it up, do you believe it?"

I'm a professional in this business, and you want to play tricks with me?

I actually don't want to question the authenticity of the story, everyone won't tell the secret in their hearts, I'm a liar, I can also tell if others are lying, when Store Manager Chu is talking about the past, he keeps rubbing his necklace in his hand, an old and faded necklace, maybe it's a secret he can't tell.

It was getting late, and just as I was about to leave, a beautiful woman came, a woman with a cold temperament, who dared not approach, with white skin and no blood, dressed in white, with slender fingers, and I was amazed, I had never seen her in the store. When she came to the person, she was obviously not a guest, she looked calm, walked towards the store manager Chu, and smiled slowly, with a smile in her apricot eyes, like a blooming flower.

"The show was delayed, and it was delayed. She spoke softly.

"It's not too late, dinner hasn't been cooked yet. ”

Is she the person in the story?