Chapter 5: University, You Are Like This......

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That night, Pan Hong finally lay on the bed in the college dormitory!

The obese Lin Yu stepped on the street lamp, ran home and went to sleep, and Jingru lay on Lin Yu's bed.

Huang Rong had just turned off the lights when there was a knock on the door.

"Please come in. Huang Rong turned on the light, got out of bed and opened the door.

A head stuck in, "Classmate, buy a curtain on your window, it's ...... opposite"

Huang Rong stared at the head and carefully identified it, "I know you, this afternoon, at the door of the boys' dormitory, under the linden tree, aren't you the one who sells telescopes imported from Russia?"

Pan Hong couldn't help but smile while lying on the bed.

Early the next morning, the mother and daughter had a simple breakfast in the Xuewu restaurant, while eating breakfast, Jingru's eyes scanned around the counter, wondering in her heart, where did the beautiful snake that the seniors said crawl?

My daughter is having breakfast. Mom is eating the taste of college.

Jingru sent her mother on the bus to the train station, and Pan Hong leaned on the window of the bus and said to her daughter: "Let's go buy a mobile phone and call my mother every day." Jingru smiled: "Guarantee to complete the task!"

The bus started, carrying her mother slowly.

Jingru chased the bus and shouted at the window where her mother was sitting: "Mom, wait for me to graduate......"

The bus dragged my mother away.

Jingru stood on the side of the road, but tears flowed down her eyes. "Mom, I must study hard in college, and after four years, Mom, I will save you!"

Pan Hong sat on the bus with her eyes closed, not knowing when, tears unconsciously overflowed her eyes, and she was relieved for herself, for her daughter, for the university, for her sadness.

This is how university life began - military training.

Jingru's previous evaluation of military training was to borrow a sentence from Einstein, the greatest man of the 20th century, and it was absolutely a two-click to cut off the article of this wise man with an incomparable IQ, regardless of whether it was taken out of context or not: "...... For people who stand up and take a short breath, only the spine is enough, and the brain is redundant......"

This eighteen-year-old beautiful girl came to college to study, to complete her life, to become a butterfly, to split the mountain to save her mother like the agarwood in "Baolian Lantern", and the eighteen-year-old girl even thought that she could become Moses who rescued the Jews who had been reduced to slavery.

The ordeal of fate has polished out an ambition that doesn't seem to match an eighteen-year-old beautiful girl.

The granite stone paving in the temple was trampled by thousands of people, but the granite Buddha statue was worshiped by thousands of people, and the same granite stone was indignant. In the middle of the night, the granite Buddha statue said to the granite strip stone, you only saw me being bowed by thousands of people, why didn't you see the pain I endured with a thousand hammers and ten thousand chisels?

The inertia in human nature makes people often only see the glory of the strong, but they don't want to think much about the scorching and smelting of the Taishang Laojun Alchemy Furnace for 7749 days.

I envy the light and graceful dancing of the ballet dancers on the stage, and envy the dancers surrounded by flowers and applause, but I don't want to see the deformed feet and the detached toenails of the ballet dancers who take off their dancing shoes.

Greatness always goes hand in hand with tribulation.

Study hard, graduate, take your mother away and fly away!

During the military training, Jingru had already started borrowing books from the library. It is estimated that she is the only student who went to the playground to participate in military training with the professional book "Journalism and Communication".

The grasshopper was surprised: "Wow, Jingru, are you still living in the inertia of the third year of high school?" Jingru smiled: "I'm here to study, not to kick." ”

In fact, as soon as the children who have just been liberated from the third year of high school enter the university, they are like caged birds that have been suddenly released, struggling to flicker their wings and fly hard, and when they really fly into the free sky that they are thinking about in the cage, they find that they are really a little confused, and the freedom comes too fast and too fiercely, where do I fly? How do I fly?

As soon as the boulder pressed on it is removed, the seeds underneath the boulder will immediately germinate and break through the ground, chasing the sun, swaying green, and the buds are dewed, and they will compete without modesty. For example, love, who did not have ignorant love in middle school? Which middle school student did not have a favorite boy or girl? Once the boulder of the college entrance examination is moved away as scheduled, the hormones of youth will erupt, and there is no dam on the earth that can stop it, because if any dam wants to stop it, the fate of that dam is only one - dam failure.

Most of the freshmen in military training are looking for boys or girls who meet their aesthetic standards in the queue of military training. In fact, this is such a natural thing, just as natural as spring blossoms and autumn fruits. In this natural course of life, those students who are talented or have outstanding looks or backgrounds will naturally become the focus of attention. For example, Jingru, on the first day of military training, a handsome boy handed over a bottle of green tea under the scorching sun, "Classmate, look at your hot, drink saliva!"

"Thank you, classmate, you can drink. Jingru politely declined.

"I've got two bottles, I'll give you one. ”

Attack again!

"My water cup is under the tree, thank you, classmate!"

Just as the handsome boy was about to stuff green tea into Jingru's hand, a tall and powerful boy wearing a fake camouflage military hat snatched the green tea from the handsome boy's hand. In fact, the military training uniforms issued by everyone are all the same fake and shoddy, and on the first day, some people squatted on the horse, only to hear a stabbing sound!

"Is this my green tea, buddy, do you want to make your big brother thirsty to death?"

The handsome boy shouted: "Self-sacrifice is the demeanor of the big brother." ”

The tall and mighty boy stretched out his long arm, and the green tea reached out to Jingru's mouth, "Classmate, let's have a bottle!" Jingru was so frightened that she hurriedly took two steps back.

"Little white face, no kind eyes, don't believe him, he already has a girlfriend in kindergarten. The tall and mighty boy taught Jingru with great seriousness.

Jingru is really a little blindfolded, how can the university be like this? Although she knows that falling in love in college is justified in any university, but it is not bold to be upright, under the scorching sun in broad daylight, two boys will ......

Although Jingru has been imagining what college life is like for many years, she has never imagined that college will be like this. Is that what universities are all about?

Fortunately, the instructor blew the whistle for the assembly at this time. "It's time to gather classmates!" Jingru said a word and fled. At this time, Jingru really didn't know how to thank the swarthy instructor, just now she was still muttering in her heart, it is more difficult to recruit soldiers now, often some people who can't even pass the high school exam go to the army, and now standing in the queue, Jingru suddenly felt that this swarthy soldier looked a little cute.

Jingru stood in the queue and wondered, why is there no one to tell the students how to deal with being accosted and pestered by strangers? There is no textbook that talks about such an important issue, even if it is mentioned. Sadly, my mother didn't tell me about it, because my mother only entered the university campus for the first time yesterday.

The hormones of youth have been pressed by the Buddha's Five Elements Mountain for too long, and the spell of early love is suddenly removed, can it not be a landslide?

Hey, it would be nice if Moses was by his side at this time, as soon as people saw that they were already famous, they would naturally break their thoughts, and entanglement would naturally be avoided. But although she was entangled, Jingru was secretly happy in her heart, because she showed that she was still cute, and the hateful and cute college entrance examination finally tortured herself into a beautiful girl who loves flowers and flowers. Thinking of this, Jingru felt a little conceited, after all, there was still a gap between herself and those big stars.

Suddenly, someone pushed her behind her, and when she looked at it again, the classmates in the front row had already kicked out of the distance, and she was still thinking about it there. He hurriedly chased forward with a gentle kick. It seems that Albert Einstein said that the spine is enough to be a soldier who stands up and kicks his body, and this is not true.

Authority is used to be suspected and overthrown, not to be superstitious, Jingru was in a hurry, and she couldn't remember who said this.

A soldier is a soldier, military training does not end until 11:59, and it has to be insisted on until 12 o'clock, few of these young boys and girls have suffered this kind of hardship, as soon as 12 o'clock arrives, the instructor disbands, and immediately someone lies on the spot with a long and long groaning sound.

Jingru flew to the grove as if she was hanging, because there was her schoolbag hanging there, and there was a Fuguang crystal cup in the schoolbag, and there was a cup full of cold white water in the Fuguang crystal cup, Jingru rushed over, unscrewed the lid of the water cup and drank it, because she was already thirsty, especially when the two handsome boys and the tall and mighty boys were pestering her with green tea just now, at that time, she should have called 119 in her throat to call the fire truck to fill the water, in fact, if Moses held the bottle of green tea, she might have snatched it up with a hungry tiger, or other familiar girls let themselves drink it, and she would also drink it all。 But the sad reality is that two strange raw melons and eggs who don't understand theory, technology and skills give themselves green tea too diligently, not only can they not drink it in their mouths, but they also try to refuse the green tea that they don't want to refuse very much, very longing, and they have to waste a few milliliters of spittle stars, which is also H20 that is in the body!

What's even more tragic is that now 100,000 people are in a hurry to take out their full glass of water, taking advantage of the sparse population, and are preparing to drink a cow, but they find that they can't unscrew the lid at all-hot expansion and cold contraction.

Jingru, your two years of junior high school and three years of high school physics are really in vain, and your dream of being a Newton in this life should be wisely automated.

Jingru did not unscrew the strength of breastfeeding for the first time, opened her mouth wide and breathed oxygen for ten seconds, the biology textbook said that muscle work needs to consume oxygen, and the strength of breastfeeding burst out again, and the slender jade hand was twisted out of the red channel, and the biological radio waves of the hand pain were transmitted to the spine and brain through the neural circuits like spider webs, but the lid did not move at all, it seems that this rich crystal cup must not be counterfeit and shoddy. It is said that the fake water cup is put into the school bag, and I don't know when it will give you a book, a laptop, and you will irrigate, and it is moisturizing things silently.

Ma Zhe said that there are two sides to everything, Mr. Ma is really great, the other side of the quality of the water cup is that when you are thirsty to death, the lid of the cup can not be unscrewed, and his old man is a real Jew like Jesus.

Just when Jingru was in the grove, her face was deformed, her face was deformed, and she gritted her teeth, tall and mighty was standing a few steps away and quietly admiring it.

If the girl who is quiet and smiles without showing her teeth, the sound of the lotus flower step by step, the song of the warbler, the song of the swallow, the girl who is lucky, the dantian flower is discolored, the face is deformed, and the girl who gritted her teeth is rare in a hundred years, I don't know how to ask for tens of thousands of years in front of the Buddha, not to mention that it is a beautiful beautiful girl who is there to show her pure natural display, pay attention to the show is not a performance.

Beautiful girls, especially beautiful girls with temperament, hit a telephone pole and accidentally fall, such embarrassing things are also pleasing to the eye, refreshing and sweet, as if they were diligently seeking wonderful scenery. Of course, Dong Shi doesn't want to follow suit, it's not our fault that the skin is not pleasing to the eye, let's just cultivate internal strength.

More than 100 years ago, Moutai was used to wrap the wine jar with straw rope to participate in the Panama International Exposition, no one looked at it, Mr. Moutai deliberately broke a jar of Moutai by mistake, and the crowd was immediately attracted by the mellow and attractive aroma of Moutai, and Huang Chengcheng's gold medal was hung on the Moutai jar wrapped with straw rope.

The tall and mighty Takayama is really fucking lucky to appreciate the ugliness of the beautiful girl, but Takayama is not a sadomasochist, how can he not stand up when he sees the horny and thirsty beautiful girl, the tall and mighty Takayama?

"Do you need help, classmate?" Gao Shan tried his best to pretend to be a gentleman and casual as much as possible, just like the mayor who met a reporter by chance on the subway and squeezing the bus.

Jingru couldn't unscrew the lid of the water cup even with the strength to breastfeed, thinking that the lid of this water cup was so well sealed that even the owner couldn't open it.

"Need help?" a boy's voice sounded not far away.