On New Year's Day in 2004, it was my turn to be on duty.

I slept lazily in the morning, and after arranging my son's life at 9 o'clock, I came to the company slowly.

Under the large red slogan of "integrity, quality, unity and hard work", several people gathered, as if they were arguing about something.

"What's going on?"

His second uncle, the manager is on duty, who dares to come to smash the field?

According to the company's regulations, the duty manager has the highest authority to dispose of the camera, but if it causes trouble, the punishment is also the heaviest. I thought that being on duty was to inspect from time to time as before, and then patted the shoulders of the worker brothers affectionately, "You have worked hard", and then, back to the finance department, make a cup of tea, and play the online "Qingfeng Go" game behind closed doors, and flash people at 5 o'clock in the evening (there is no overtime pay, others do, because we are team members, but the year-end bonus of the Big Three is still quite high, ranging from 8 to 100,000 yuan).

Who knows, meet this fault-finding person!

"Brother Liu, you are here" Yu Jingxiang, the director of the sales department (who has just been recommended and promoted by his buddies and the flower manager), has tears on her face, like the yellow orchid after the rain (also known as the yellow orchid flower, the city flower of Jinghong City, Yunnan, it is known for its elegant and noble flower posture, gorgeous and innocent flower color, and fragrant and fragrant flowers), "the customer wants a refund."

"Ah, are you the leader?" a chubby man in his 20s, with a thick golden dog leash around his neck, and a slow motion on his left hand and right hand, it turned out that Vacheron Constantin in his left hand and Patek Philippe in his right hand were all Swiss watches (last year, he accompanied his old classmate Yangtze River to the top shopping mall Hang Lung Plaza to choose a watch for his prospective daughter-in-law, the third-rate singer, so he was still knowledgeable. ）

To tell a joke, 1 year later, after I jumped to a listed company, I cooperated with a commercial bank for a loan, and Xiao Ni, a bank loan officer, said that their president bought a radar (not as expensive as the rich second generation, but it also costs 200,000 yuan. table. Well, a few caring subordinates, every time they see him from afar, they have to quickly take off their watches, put them in their trouser pockets, and then, pretending to be very anxious, ask, "Oh, respected president, I have something urgent, please look at the time, okay?"

The governor always took the trouble to roll up his sleeves high, and very politely Corporal stretched out the radar in front of you, and enthusiastically told the time: "Well, it's almost 9:67. ”

"Oh, leader, when did you buy this watch, noble, elegant, atmospheric, and really worthy of you!

"Hehe, it's not expensive, it's only 210,000!"

"Oh my God, can you really buy it, I thought it would cost 40 or 500,000 yuan?"

Everyone laughed out loud and happy.

"I want a refund, and I have to go on a business trip tomorrow. "Before I could speak, this brother came out in a Beijing accent.

"Yo, buddy, Yanjing people. "I took out a pack of reception cigarettes, skillfully tore them, and handed him a "Zhonghua". and quickly lit it for him and for himself.

"Well, don't be expensive, surname Zhang. The fish of the octopus. "The facial muscles are no longer tense, and they are naturally poor.

It seems that the proverb is really true, a little cigarette, the distance is shortened.

"Flutter", the lovely beauty Xiaoyu's tears have not dried, and her smile has appeared.

"Humor! How can I help you? I said kindly.

"It's nothing, it's just a refund for my buddy," Octopus replied dismissively.

"Oh, this is easy to do, but please trouble, according to the company's regulations, I can know if the service attitude is not good, or the maintenance quality is too poor?"

Withdrawal from maintenance, according to my suggestion, is to clarify the responsibility and make a penalty.

"Neither"! The guy pulled me by the way, avoiding the lively customers and going outside.

The winter sun is slightly drunk and warm.

"Look like you're still a gentleman," he said very mysteriously, "you're in a big deal." ”

"Huh?" I'm still scolding what he said before, we're already gentlemen, okay? After listening to the second half, I was even more surprised.

"Have you heard of the three young people in the capital? I'm the second-ranked Zhang Youcai. ”

"I'm scared to death!" patting his chest, "I don't know." I shook my head.

"I'm too lazy to tell you, my eldest brother, Wei Jiande, I guess you haven't heard of it from a foreigner, you went to Southwest Weifu for a private visit, a nightclub that doesn't open your eyes, charges indiscriminately, the eldest brother tried his courage and paid the money, and three months later, the nightclub closed down. Awesome, right?"

"Awesome! Brother Zhang, you really have the talent of a screenwriter, are you a director?" no matter how I hear it, it looks like the plot of a TV series.

"Buddies are not rare, they have to be directors, and those brothers are not allowed to be laid off! It's not for you to blow, we want to make a movie, maybe we will win the little golden man (the highest Oscar award)"!

In life, some people can take their ideals as reality. Of course, we ordinary people, many times, can only take reality as an ideal.

I am reminded of a widely circulated proverb: Yanjing people generally regard outsiders as their subordinates, while Donghai people often regard outsiders as countrymen.

That year, I went to Yanjing for training, and when my brother heard that we were from Tianfu, he asked me to say hello to the people in my hometown where the flood occurred on his behalf!

Because, the officials of our province don't know me, and it seems that they can only ask him if they tell him, okay?

It's a bit like my elementary school classmate Bao Ergui in my hometown (developed after a few years, his brother's name is Bao Dagui), working as a small technician in a small construction company, drinking a cup of jasmine tea for a few dollars in a small teahouse, and calling as if no one was around: "Mr. Cha, I'm edema (Mr. Hu, Chuanyin. I don't dare to report my real name), how many times have I told you, don't bother me with the cost of less than 1 million, just approve it! I'm considering the United Nations lunar renovation project, should we accept it or not? According to the report, people are very regular and will not owe us peasant workers' wages! In the future, don't bother me with these things.

"Okay, Brother Zhang, I believe in the beauty of a gentleman's adulthood, I don't want to be serious, and insist that if you make a movie, the investor will go bankrupt." "Excuse me, how can I help you?"

"It's very simple, my Audi car repair cost more than 50,000 yuan, you will refund it to me. The second young man of the capital said proudly.

"But why is that?" I remembered the sissy a few years later.

"You don't know? I think you're just pretending to be confused. ”

The young master is angry.

"Don't, don't, please show me. "The goose also learns to learn Mandarin.

"Well, I see that you can teach, buddy, I'll tell you. ”

Zhang Shao looked up at space and gushed endlessly.

It turned out that the driver of this guy repaired the car, and after driving back to the company, it happened that a Yanjing buddy came to the East China Sea to play, who knows, people happened to know how to repair, drove out, and found that the sound was not right, and after checking, the Volkswagen standard parts were replaced by non-standard parts. Originally, he brought someone to smash the field, but the 50,000 yuan, people really didn't look at it, who knows, I happened to see the young and beautiful Yu Shizuka, so I changed my mind and just asked for a refund. But it doesn't explain why.

In life, as long as there are more than two (including 2) happen to appear, you must be careful, life is going to be reversed!

Xiaoyu cried when she thought that her sisters' commission was going to be lost, and she didn't know the reason for the refund.

"First of all, thank you" Some people say that I have a dual personality inside and outside, and it seems that I should not be an accountant, and I should be the greatest salesman in history with beautiful women.

"Give face to my buddies, I didn't damage our company in front of other customers, secondly, let's make a statement, no reason to refund (nonsense, fraud has been caught by others, what other reason?), although they mistakenly take the non-standard as the standard, you don't know, I have a big head recently, the system has failed, and the coding has always made mistakes. Finally, we have a reluctant request, you see, as a successful person, you don't care that the 50,000 yuan is not (the 99th high hat I gave away)? But the workers are different, they rely on piecework wages to eat, and the beauties in the sales department are not easy, they only have commissions (in fact, there is a basic salary), your refund, they are all busy in vain, right?"

"It seems like this Leo, why is that chick crying? "Look, I'm almost successful, right?

You were temporarily appointed by me as a successful person (what is a successful person? A few years later, the movie "Big Bowl" said very clearly: not the best, but the most expensive!), see if you are embarrassed to talk about refunds?

"Then what do you say?" Well, children still know how to be polite! With such rapid progress, they all know how to use "you".

"I'll order the engineering department to immediately remove the non-standard parts, all for you to replace the standard parts for free, no labor costs, at the same time, order the engineering department and the sales department of the small boss, apologize to you, and deduct the bonus, how?"

There is a difference between inside and outside. In the event of a dispute, the harsher the internal punishment (at least in the eyes of outsiders), or even a thunderous scolding (go back and give a red date), is an effective way to solve the problem.

Don't take it for granted!

"Cheng, brother, refreshed!" What kind of rhythm? "Do as you say, apologize and be exempted"!

We walked back to the door of the engineering department with our shoulders on our backs.

Tama's eyes have gotten bigger!

"Xiaoyu, is the director of Yu?" Zhang Youcai said gently, "Second brother is not embarrassed for you, do what my brother Liu said, by the way, Brother Liu, you are not allowed to punish our Xiaoyu, look at my face." ”

"Cheng, you have the final say!"

I don't know who invented this word, but it sounds like a curse to me, because only when I go to the west can I see his old man! I asked weakly, would you like to go to that heaven if you have anything to do?

"Xiaoyu, thank you Second Brother Zhang, besides, I'm in charge! Give him the company's only platinum VIP card this year. ”

In fact, there are a lot of this kind of card in the company, okay? Also, the platinum card maintenance is 9% off, which is a good cheer, but the big brother in the engineering department has 10,000 ways to make your discount disappear. This was later ripe, and Xiaoyu told me that she had the truest thoughts in her heart at that time.

"Okay, thank you, second brother!" Xiao Yu went to the sales department in a curling manner, leaving behind a pig brother who drooled for a long time.

Xiao Li Bai Du Mu, this guy must also know Xiao Yu, right? Therefore, he can write: More than thirteen years of grace, cardamom tips in early February. Spring breeze ten miles of Yangzhou Road, roll up the bead curtain is not as good.

"Brother Liu, can you leave a phone call?" the second young man in the capital handed over his business card, "You have something to say." ”

"Okay, I'm a little manager, there's no such elegant thing, I'll call you. ”

Xiaoyu gave the VIP card and the company's exquisite gifts to Zhang Ershao (is Er Shao real? Regardless of whether he is true or not, we ordinary people have no chance to verify it?), blushing and withdrawing back the slender jade fingers that he was holding onto, and arranged for someone to send them home.

The car has driven far away, and the second young man is still waving pig's trotters in the glass window, alas, the affectionate parting since ancient times!

After sending off the customer who blew up the thorns, Xiao Yu asked me vigorously, how to settle the second young man in the capital? That person is not easy to deal with.

"It's very simple, know it with reason, move it with emotion. ”

I said incomprehensibly.

"Just pretend. "Many years later, when I called her Yuxiangxiang, she called me Liu pretend.

Man! You have to pretend.

But don't be seen through by women.