Text Chapter 442 A hilarious scene

Listening to Guan Shanshan's left and right sentences talking about herself, Qin Xiaochuan was very uncomfortable, and said in his heart that Lao Tzu is not powerful, are you really special when I am a little kid and easy to bully?

At this time, Guan Shanshan's beautiful eyes turned, looked at Qin Xiaochuan, and said with a smile: "Little boy, which middle school are you a student in?

"You're not lightly ill. Qin Xiaochuan finally couldn't help it and said to Guan Shanshan.

"You're sick, your whole family is sick!" Guan Shanshan was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily.

Qin Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Don't believe it, right? Then I'll tell you about your situation." Do you usually see a handsome guy and imagine that he will fall under your pomegranate skirt, have insomnia and dreams at night, and have a sore back and dry mouth in the morning?"

"You...... How do you know?" Guan Shanshan was taken aback and asked involuntarily.

"This problem of yours is called handsome guy delusion, that is, you have a strong idea of handsome guy as your own. Over time, schizophrenia can develop when it is severe. Qin Xiaochuan said with a smile.

"Nonsense!" Guan Shanshan immediately reacted, although Qin Xiaochuan said that she had all the symptoms, she didn't believe what kind of disease it was. Men have the idea of having three wives and four concubines, so why don't women crave more handsome guys?

"If you don't believe me, you can give a hard tap on the acupoint on your chest and try it to see if what I'm saying is true. Qin Xiaochuan said with a serious face.

"Really?" Guan Shanshan was frightened by Qin Xiaochuan's serious appearance.

People with schizophrenia, disheveled, unkempt, screaming, crazy......

Guan Shanshan doesn't want to become a crazy woman who everyone sees jokes when the time comes.

"Of course it's true, I'm a doctor and don't talk nonsense. Qin Xiaochuan said.

Guan Shanshan hesitated for a moment, then followed Qin Xiaochuan's instructions and found the Qi Sea Cave located on her chest.

She pressed it in disbelief, but there was no response.

Qin Xiaochuan said: "It's too light, use a little more force, and you will believe that my words are true." ”

Everyone looked at Guan Shanshan with bated breath, the fire of gossip in their hearts was burning, and they were eager to know if what Qin Xiaochuan said was true.

Guan Shanshan gritted her teeth and pressed down heavily on her middle acupoint, once, no response, twice, still no response, three

Under......

"You trick me......" Guan Shanshan finally realized that she had been tricked.

"I didn't fool you, you press a little harder. Qin Xiaochuan said seriously.

Although Guan Shanshan was skeptical, her mind was shrouded in the horror of schizophrenia, so she still increased her strength and pressed the acupoint in her body.

With her heavy press, Guan Shanshan's face suddenly appeared flushed, and the whole person became excited, opened her arms, and pounced towards Qin Xiaochuan, shouting: "Little handsome guy, my sister likes you!"

Qin Xiaochuan had already prepared, and with a slight flash, he dodged Guan Shanshan's bear hug.

Guan Shanshan staggered forward a few steps, and after stabilizing her body, she saw a handsome middle-aged and old man standing in front of her, so she abandoned Qin Xiaochuan and threw herself at the middle-aged and old man non-stop, with a seductive shout from her mouth: "Handsome guy, come home with me......"

The middle-aged and old man was almost fifty years old, first, he was fascinated by the coquettish voice of a beautiful woman in her twenties, and secondly, he felt that he had more face in front of everyone, so he stood still.

Guan Shanshan rushed over, hugged the head of the middle-aged and elderly man, and gnawed fiercely.

In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded.

This middle-aged and elderly man can be Guan Shanshan's father at his age, but he didn't expect to be able to enjoy such a glamorous blessing.

While envying middle-aged and elderly men, all men believed Qin Xiaochuan's words, this woman really has handsome guy fantasies, and she eats all ages!

The wife of the middle-aged and elderly man was standing next to him, and when he saw this situation, he was immediately furious, grabbed Guan Shanshan's hair, slapped it, and scolded sharply: "Stinky and shameless bitch, go back and kiss your father!"

The middle-aged and elderly man finally came to his senses, pushed Guan Shanshan away, hid behind his wife, and muttered: "Wife, it's none of my business, she took the initiative." ”

The wife of the middle-aged and elderly man slapped Guan Shanshan again, and then let go of her, turned around and grabbed the ears of the middle-aged and elderly man, and scolded in a majestic manner: "Old thing, you still want to be shameless, go home and see how the old lady cleans you up!"

Guan Shanshan stood on her heels, glanced around, and then opened her arms and threw herself at a handsome guy opposite.

Guan Shanshan is beautiful, even though that handsome guy wants to kiss her Fangze, but when he thinks of her eating all ages, he has an inexplicable sense of disgust in his heart, and quickly turns around to dodge.

Under the attack of desire, how could Guan Shanshan watch the meat that was almost to her mouth slip away, chasing after the handsome guy like crazy, and shouting in her mouth: "Handsome guy, don't run, my sister can't eat you......"

When the handsome man heard Guan Shanshan's seductive and terrifying voice, he opened his legs and ran wildly as if he were dying.

Although Guan Shanshan is a woman, she is still a policeman, and her physical strength and endurance are not weaker than that handsome guy, and she chases after him.

So, in front of the criminal police team building, there was this funny scene.

Shen Yuzhu knew that Qin Xiaochuan was standing up for herself, and at first she felt that Guan Shanshan deserved it, but she was a kind person after all, and after a while, when the evil anger in her heart was exhausted, she felt a trace of pity for Guan Shanshan, and whispered to Qin Xiaochuan: "Okay, let her go." ”

Qin Xiaochuan nodded lightly, and when Guan Shanshan chased the handsome guy to his side, he quickly grabbed Guan Shanshan's hand, and at the same time secretly entered a trace of aura.

Reiki not only unlocked her acupuncture points, but also alleviated her ailments.

Guan Shanshan immediately came to her senses.

Seeing her colleagues pointing at her and talking with relish, Guan Shanshan glared at Qin Xiaochuan in front of her, her face became as black as a cloud, plus she was sweating all over her head, and she was panting breathlessly, the scene was very funny.

This time it's a big mess.

"Bastard!" she squeezed the words out between her teeth.

"Beauty, I will help you treat your illness for free, and you still scold me, are you so willful?" Qin Xiaochuan said with a smile.

"You're so shameless!" Guan Shanshan said angrily.

"Don't believe it?" Qin Xiaochuan smiled and said, "Twist your waist and see if the back pain is gone?"

It stands to reason that Guan Shanshan will not believe Qin Xiaochuan anymore, but somehow, she still obeyed Qin Xiaochuan's words and twisted Xiaoman's waist.

Well, what's the situation?

Usually, if you twist your waist slightly, you will feel back pain, but now this situation seems to be gone!

Guan Shanshan twisted her waist again, and after confirming that this was the truth, she raised her head and looked at Qin Xiaochuan in disbelief.

Qin Xiaochuan flickered and said, "In your case, you need to vent the fantasy in your heart in some form. And if you want to do it consciously, you definitely don't have the courage to do it, so I have to take this method. ”

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