"It's a bit too much, she waited for you for two hours, do you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. Yu Fat in the car, his tone was annoyed.

"I've been waiting for more than 20 years to find true love. ”

He had just sat in the car with me and watched everything that had happened. In fact, nothing happened, so to speak.

"The girl's intentions for you are treated as self-amusement, now you are satisfied! Have fun!"

He yelled, "Goni, can you wake up!"

I couldn't laugh anymore, and suddenly I felt like I was facing a stranger, and this was not the Yu Fat I knew.

"What's wrong with me? You took the wrong medicine today!"

"You're the one who should take the medicine! You're just thinking about Shen Qingqing! I'm looking forward to her coming back from abroad to find you! Looking for you to get back together!"

I was instantly stimulated, and pointed at him and scolded: "Fat man, fuck, how much money does Shen Qingqing give you, what have you been mentioning her lately! I'll tell you clearly! Lao Tzu and Shen Qingqing broke off in two early morning!"

After saying that, I got off the train angrily and went to take the subway by myself. I heard Yu Pang yelling at me in the car for being stupid.

I sneered, isn't every stubborn person a fool? He hasn't been in love for more than 20 years, why haven't I scolded him for being a fool?

……

In the evening, the senior sister unexpectedly knocked on my door, because tomorrow is the May Day holiday, the company is closed, she brought a lot of things, I had a big quarrel with Yu Fat, and I just didn't eat at night. She came into the house very casually, took off her high heels, and walked in barefoot, I rented a small room, a bachelor apartment, because of the cleanliness fetish, the floor was reflected by me, and the family never wore slippers.

She entered the house without speaking, took the dishes and went directly to the kitchen, and prepared a table of dishes.

I didn't say a word, and during the meal, she said the first thing: "I'll move here these days." ”

"What?"

I was scared that the chopsticks fell off, and for the first time in my life, it happened so suddenly?

"What are you going to do? You have to give me a reason. "I know that I can never argue with her decision, I can only go against it.

"Supervise your work. She said it was not salty or light, she didn't even look at me, I was in a hurry, "You won't give me a break during the holidays?

As she ate, she casually said, "Oh, that's another excuse." ”

I was dumbfounded for a blowjob.

She bit her chopsticks, "Well, I'm afraid that you will be under too much pressure at work, and you will commit suicide by jumping off the building at home to come and see you." ”

My sister, what is this? I want a reason, but she doesn't even bother to think about the reason? The dove occupies the magpie's nest? The overlord is hard on the bow? Xiao Wutong is a strong school brother?

A series of images popped up in my head, and my back was chilled when I thought, "What the hell are you going to do? Why are you all abnormal today?"

She looked up curiously, "Who else did you have a failed date with Shi Nan?"

"It's a success, everything goes well!" I felt awkward after saying that, I got her pigeon, but everything went well, I'm afraid there is no such awkward person as me in the world.

"And who are you talking about?"

As soon as she finished asking, my phone rang, I picked up the phone, and Yu Fat's voice came, "Gaoni, you are awesome, I have to call you to apologize." ”

I laughed, "I just happened to call you, and you preempted me." ”

"Damn, did I make the wrong call?"

"That's right, Mr. Yu, I accept your apology. ”

"! ”

The awkward conversation between the two was all heard by the senior sister, and she smiled slyly, like a charming fox, "Oh, it turned out that I had a quarrel with Yu Fat, it's really interesting, two big men quarreled." ”

I put down the phone and explained to her: "Hey, what can men quarrel for, women, fat people have a crush on a chick, but that chick never forgets to be in love with me, often harasses me, you know, I have always been very popular, you see, Yu Chubby quarreled with me, can you blame me? ”

When she heard her crush on the chick, her eyes flashed, and she said to me: "Who will never forget you as a liar, you just make it up, I think it's Yu Fat who is angry with you, you are so stubborn, who is angry with your friends." ”

"Am I being selfish?"

"It's good that you know. She slapped me with chopsticks and urged me to eat, and I had just eaten a few bites when I suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Hey, you haven't given me a reason yet! Don't divert the topic, how can you be so bullying, just come, I've never lived with a woman." ”

"Needless to say, of course I know you've never lived together. She glanced at me with a posture that made me lose my temper.

How deep is the relationship between my senior sister and me? I opened a room a few times in college, with whom, where, she almost knows everything, not that she followed me, but because I didn't have much pocket money at that time, I would occasionally borrow money from her, and sometimes even the hotel was set by her...... It's time to buy me safety supplies.

Thinking of this, I could only admit it, revealing the posture of a poor junior brother, "Senior sister, I know that you are not here to sleep with me, and the junior brother also cares about you, what happened? ”

She was unmoved, "Who said something happened to me? Maybe it's you?"

"Damn, what's the matter with me? Is someone trying to kill me? You're here to protect me?"

She immediately nodded, "You broke the heart of such a girl, maybe one of them is the daughter of the underworld family to take revenge on you." ”

"That's only up to you, senior sister, I know you've really practiced. I said casually, my heart already exploded.

This reason to send me away! Forcibly cohabiting! Senior sister, you are too bullying!

But since she refused to say, I couldn't ask, so I could only take the opportunity to chat: "Senior sister, we are both as iron as brothers, we can say anything, can you reveal what kind of mastery you practice?"

Seeing that I didn't dwell on the reason for cohabitation, she gave me some sweet dates to comfort her, picked her eyes, and said with interest: "Although you don't understand it, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll tell you about it." ”

She put down her chopsticks, skillfully took a beer from my refrigerator, and threw me a can, "Do you think my skin is good?"

"It can be broken by blowing, white and tender as snow, crystal clear, ice skin and jade skin. I said four idioms in a row, and she smiled happily, "The cost of my skin care and beauty is enough to marry a wife." ”

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She continued: "From the age of six, my father forced me to learn this, and until I became an adult, I hardly stopped, crying and tired my father did not allow me to rest, for many years, my hands and feet were worn like a man, and my skin was dark, and then it took a lot of money to slowly maintain it. ”

Tempered into steel, no wonder the senior sister has a strong personality like a queen, her experience when she was a child is destined to her aggressive temperament.

"Then the one you practiced is considered a family heirloom?"

"yes. She touched her white feet and cherished them very much.

"Then according to the rules of the ancestors, isn't it passed on to men and not to women?"

She glanced at me, "It used to be like this, after family planning, I was an only child." ”

"Hey, so am I. I comforted her, she took a big sip of wine, drank all the cans, opened another can, and then I asked her, "Then your father doesn't take in apprentices?"

"Collect, several. ”

"That's forcing you to learn, you have apprentices. ”

"I want you to take care of it! My dad asked me to learn, what I want is the result now, and I will ravage you anytime and anywhere. ”

Hehe, this reason, I don't fuck say.

After eating, she helped me clean up, because I drank beer, although the senior sister was very drunk, she was still a little drunk, she was lying on the bed softly, I noticed that when she came, she carried a backpack, which contained her clothes.

She came prepared, and I was so inexplicably forced to live together?

I asked her if she wanted to take a shower before going to bed, she took out her pajamas from her bag, I glanced at it, my head was hot, this is not pajamas? This is a large T-shirt, so what are you wearing underneath?

"No peeping. ”

She approached the bathroom, looked back and smiled, her slightly drunk face, a charming flush, and her long legs hooked, like a charming young lady, teasing Xiao Zhengtai.