Chapter 379: The Business of the Fat Man

"You didn't invite me, why did I come?" Jiang Biyun complained with his waist crossed.

Li Kuiyong hurriedly stood up: "Blame me for this! Blame me! I didn't get through to call your unit, and then I forgot about it when I had a lot of things." But I asked your office colleagues to carry the letter!"

"He forgot about it when he went to class later, and left me a note, I just saw it just now!" Jiang Biyun said angrily, "Hurry up this way, I'm tired to death!"

"Ouch, all kinds of mistakes have been made up in this matter!" Zhong Yuemin gave Jiang Biyun a drink, "You drink some water first and take a breath!"

Jiang Biyun glanced at Zhong Yuemin with resentment on his face, took the cup, and drank it in one gulp, "Pour another cup!"

"Ouch, why is there such a big grievance?" Zhong Yuemin was a little strange, "Hungry? I'm going to fry two dishes for you?"

"Let them fry whatever they want!" Jiang Biyun said, "I have something to do with you!"

Juanzi immediately stood up, "I'll go, I'll go!"

Before leaving, he dragged He Dayong and dragged Li Kuiyong, who was reluctant to leave, away.

Everyone else gathered to watch the excitement, wondering why Zhong Yuemin provoked Jiang Biyun.

"What's the matter?" Zhong Yuemin sat down, "I just came back, I shouldn't have provoked you, right?"

"Why didn't you provoke me?!" Jiang Biyun said angrily: "Did you help Zheng Tong apply to a school in the United States?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" Zhong Yuemin said strangely: "He wants to continue to go to school, so I helped him a little." ”

"What's wrong?" Jiang Biyun said angrily: "You don't know that he still has a wife? He went to the United States, what should I do?"

"You go too!" Zhong Yuemin said: "I have a plan for the two of you, when he enters the school, you apply for a visa to accompany you, and then find a school to study together, isn't it good?"

"What's good?!" Jiang Biyun said, "When Zheng Tong first went, he wrote a letter a week, a phone call once a month, and then it became less and less, and I haven't received a letter from him for three weeks!"

This will have to wait for him to settle down, and I will have to apply for a visa again, and I will get it for more than a year, so I don't have to divorce before I arrive in the United States!"

"No, no, it must be Zheng Tong, this kid must have something to delay!" Zhong Yuemin hurriedly comforted her, turned his head and asked Cui Yang: "Cui Yang, what has that kid Zheng Tong been doing lately?"

At the party, Cui Yang has always talked very little, most of the time he talks with Qin Ling, many people here don't know Qin Ling, and Qin Ling doesn't know them anymore, with Qin Ling by his side, it's less boring.

"Huh?" Cui Yang immediately reacted, "Zheng Tong should be preparing for the English test, right? ”

"Look, right?" Zhong Yuemin spread his hands towards Jiang Biyun, "You don't know what virtues Zheng Tong has, he never reports good news or bad news, can he tell you that he was rejected by his American school?

Jiang Biyun's face turned a little pale, and he complained: "You say that he is studying Chinese history, why did he go to the United States?

"I think Jiang Biyun, you should be happy!" Li Kuiyong interjected: "Zheng Tong is so old, he still keeps tossing, learning English, and going to the United States for what? Isn't it for you?"

"It's for you!" Zhong Yuemin answered: "Zheng Tong sighs in front of us every day, saying that useless is a scholar, and a scholar is useless. He always felt that he had treated you badly by marrying you and not letting you live a good life, so he jumped to the United States and worked hard. ”

"Really, you're not lying to me, are you?" Jiang Biyun said incredulously.

"It's more real than gold!" Zhong Yuemin said, "Of course it's Zheng Tong's sincerity!"

"his sincerity!, who is rare!?" Jiang Biyun scolded, obviously in a much better mood, with a smile on his face.

"Jiang Biyun, you are also worried that Zheng Tong will go to the United States and kick you, find a foreign girl!" Li Kuiyong continued: "I have been to the United States, American foreign girls are tall and strong, and people are looking for people with developed limbs and tall horses, so I don't like Zheng Tong's number, like a bean sprout, and with eyes, especially he loves to learn, especially not likable!"

"Phew!" Jiang Biyun scolded: "Our Zheng Tong is sven, why do you annoy American girls like this? And American girls don't like to study well? You just fool me! I think you are saying the opposite according to Zheng Tong's conditions!"

"Hey, I'm really not talking nonsense!" Li Kuiyong felt wronged, "I don't believe you ask Yuemin, American girls like those who engage in sports, all of them are muscular, and people like Zheng Tong are all nerds, and they can't get into the eyes of girls at all, and they must be difficult to get married in the United States!"

Jiang Biyun and several others all looked at Zhong Yuemin curiously.

Zhong Yuemin said with a smile: "How do I know this? I should ask Cui Yang about this, she studied in college in the United States, she knows." ”

"Cui Yang, is it like Kui Yong said?" Jiang Biyun asked.

"That's pretty much it. Cui Yang nodded, "Americans prefer sports and fitness, so those girls also think that strong and muscular boys are more attractive." Most Asian boys suffer from their size and size, so it is difficult to win the favor of girls. ”

Zhong Yuemin smiled: "Look, Cui Yang said so, are you relieved now?"

"Oh. Jiang Biyun nodded thoughtfully.

At this time, Juanzi and He Dayong had already come up with two plates of dishes.

Jiang Biyun just picked up the chopsticks, and when she thought about it, she felt that it was wrong, "The American girl can't look down on Zheng Tong, so she can't keep the Chinese girl and him good?"

"Hey, Jiang Biyun, you really don't have any trust in Comrade Zheng Tong!" Zhong Yuemin clapped his hands and said bitterly, "Just like Zheng Tong, who has just arrived in the United States, has no money, no identity, and no job, which girl do you think can look at him blindly? He is waiting for you to apply for a visa to rescue him, so don't delay your efforts here!"

Jiang Biyun nodded when she heard this, "Yes, no one wants him except me! I'll go to the U.S. Embassy tomorrow to apply for a visa!"

"This U.S. visa is not easy to get!" He Dayong said: "I heard that a large group of people line up at the door every day!"

"Whether you can pass or not, it's all up to those visa officers to be happy!" Qian Fat Man danced with his hands: "But I have a trick, as long as I learn it, I will definitely be able to pass!"

"What's the trick?" everyone gathered around in amazement, "Fatty, hurry up and listen!"

The fat man sold Guanzi, "This is a secret that I don't pass on, if you all know about it, wouldn't it be worthless?"

"Fatty, you don't go abroad, why are you keeping this secret?" He Dayong complained, "Hurry up and let us know!"

"That's it, hurry up and talk about it, it's immoral to just hang people's appetites!" Ermao also came up.

"Hehe, I said that you don't tell anyone!

"Got it!"

"Don't worry!"

“······” Everyone gossiped.

"I tell you, if you want to get a visa, you have to find a faith, whether you believe it or not, whatever you believe, you can say that you believe in God, you are inspired by God, and you want to serve God with all your heart, and then add oil and vinegar, make up some stories of persecution for your faith, and make sure that those visa officers are moved!" Qian Fat Man said as if telling a joke: "As soon as the visa officer is moved, this thing will be done!"

"Why does this matter sound so unreliable?" Ermao said suspiciously: "Fat man, where did you hear it, can you do it?"

"Believe me!" Qian Fatzi said: "I recently worked as a tour guide in a travel agency, and an old American man told me that he was a pastor and kept persuading me to convert to God, saying that if I converted to God, I could go to the United States. ”

"Cut! You're just hearsay!" He Dayong said speechlessly.

"Who said it was hearsay!" Qian Fat Man said angrily: "I also helped two college students get visas a while ago!

"Hey, you've made a lot of money, right?" Wang Rong interjected: "I said that you haven't seen anyone for a while, so you bought it for a while!"

"My name is ······ It's called diversification!" Qian Fatzi defended: "The business in our stalls is doing well! But as the person in charge, I have to be prepared for danger in times of peace! Now that there are so many people who want to go abroad, what a big business this is, and I can't study it well!"

"I think you're a beautiful female student in a research university, right?" Ermao complained: "During this time, I always see you running to the university, and I often take female students to the stalls!"

"Hey, don't spew blood!" Qian Fat Man said angrily: "I'm going to do market research! Who hasn't said that there is no right to speak without investigation!"

Zhong Yuemin saw that Qian Fat Man was besieged by everyone, and he sympathized with him a little, and interjected: "Fat Man, what business opportunities have you found?"

"I found that studying abroad is a big market!" Qian Fatzi hurriedly sat down next to Zhong Yuemin, "I have asked in various schools in Beijing these days, but anyone who has a little pursuit, wants to take the TOEFL IELTS test, apply to foreign universities, and those who have no idea are too poor in English to get out!"

I thought, if I can help these students go abroad, each person will receive 500 yuan, thousands of people a year, and I will earn more than the dozen or so stalls in the zoo that year!"

"No, you haven't been to college, how can you help college students pass the TOEFL IELTS!?" Ermao 10,000 didn't believe it, he also had the mind to go abroad two years ago, and he also took the TOEFL, but he was the kind of poor English spoken by the fat man, and he didn't pass the test several times. Now that the fat man is not ashamed to say that he has helped others pass TOEFL and IELTS, you can imagine how angry he is in his heart.

"I didn't go to college and it didn't prevent me from making money!" The fat man stood up and said, "You went to college, but why did you quit your job and come back to mess with us?!"

"Fatty!" Li Kuiyong shouted, "Everyone is a brother, how can you talk like this!?

The fat man sat back in disagreement and said nothing.

Ermao stood up, blushed and said: "Yes, you're right, I'm incompetent, I don't know how to pat the teacher's ass, I don't know how to have a good relationship with my classmates, I assign work to a place where birds don't, I'm tired like a grandson all day long, and I don't make any money, so I have to come back and eat with you!

Ermao has not been smooth in the past two years, first the work distribution was not smooth, he went to a unit with particularly poor efficiency, and he was still in Yanjiao, and then his parents fell ill one after another, and he couldn't take care of it, and he couldn't subsidize it financially, so he simply resigned, and rented a stall with Tang Ming, specializing in selling shoes.

Zhong Yuemin saw that everyone was cold all of a sudden, and said: "Ermao, you don't know who the fat man is, you don't know what the fat man is, you want to come out of it, but he doesn't have any bad intentions, don't be like him." ”

"Brother Yuemin, I'm not angry with the fat man, I'm angry with myself!" Ermao smiled bitterly: "I finally went to college, but I didn't achieve anything, and I grabbed food with a group of junior high school students!"

Zhong Yuemin frowned, "Ermao, if you think so, I think you might as well not go to that university! Whether it's the zoo, Panjiayuan, or the big willow market, everyone eats by their labor, and doesn't steal or rob, why don't you look down on them? Just because you went to college?"

“······” Ermao didn't speak.

"Figure it out for yourself. Zhong Yuemin didn't bother to say more, "If you think you can't pee in a pot with us, you can leave at any time!"

Ermao was stunned for a moment, didn't say a word, turned his head and left.

"Ermao!" Tang Ming shouted, but did not stop the other party.

"Let him go. He Dayong said, "This kid thinks more than he does every day, and he knows how to criticize every day, and this can't be done, I think he himself is the most unsuccessful!"

"Okay, you don't have to say a word!" Zhong Yuemin shouted.

"I won't say it, I won't say it!" He Dayong covered his mouth and said angrily: "I'll talk to you about my new business in a while, and I guarantee that you are interested!"

"Look for me tomorrow!" Zhong Yuemin looked at the people in the seats, "Let's stop here today, let's all disperse." I'm still in Beijing tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and you have something to do with me alone. ”

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After more than two months of searching, Taozi finally believed that the pig's head had an accident and it was impossible to find him, so Taozi gave up posting the missing person notice that lasted for two months.

He is now bent on earning more money, saving enough money for a temporary residence permit early, and he has contacted five or six typing clubs to help them type, and he is busy from morning to night almost every day.

Most of the typing and copying shops in Shenzhen were opened by people in Xinhua County, Hunan, and I didn't know which Xinhua people discovered this business at the earliest.

However, Taozi didn't care about these either, and the owners of the typing and copying shops knew each other and introduced each other, and his business naturally increased.

"Hey, Taozi, I'm still busy!" Yang Xiaoman suddenly appeared behind Taozi, startling him.