Chapter 44: My head is big
Every branch and leaf is always about love. As soon as Jiao Maosheng and Liu Minran returned to the hospital, the nurse walked in angrily and said to Jiao Maosheng with an angry face, If you don't come back, we have to call the police to find someone?
He glanced at the angry Miss Nurse and asked ignorantly, Miss Nurse, I have not done anything about male thieves and prostitutes, nor have I insulted you, why do you want to call the police? Do we have a grudge?
"I have no enmity with you, but I have enmity with your money. Miss Nurse's chest swelled and shrunk, looking very excited, she wiped the sweat from her face, and said angrily.
"I have a grudge against my money, are you looking for money to settle accounts? What are you doing with the police uncle?" Three hundred pounds of wild boar, a mouthful, is the most appropriate to describe Jiao Maosheng, he has been bored in the hospital for the past few days, not to mention that the wine has not yet woken up, and the lawsuit in his head is about to fight, so he and the nurse are messing around.
"We charged you for your hospitalization, and we have to be responsible for you, but you can't find the dragon every day, and no one can find it, what if you let us be nurses?" The nurse poured out all the words that should be said in one breath like beans poured out from a bamboo tube.
"Besides, I paid for hospitalization, and I have never troubled you, but you have come to me for trouble, so why did I spend money on hospitalization just to let you trouble me?"
Jiao Maosheng is worthy of being a top student of the University of Political Science and Law, don't look at the things he usually does occasionally, but he has never been ambiguous in his studies, and it is really overkill to deal with such a little Lori.
"Why are you so around? Our hospital has rules, and we have all explained to your family members when you were hospitalized, but as soon as you went out today, it was a whole day, and you didn't ask for leave, so I was looking for it everywhere, and I was scolded by the head nurse, where in this world is there a patient like you? Buy a bed and make us scolded, don't you just have two stinky money?"
Miss Nurse thought about the tragic experience of looking for Jiao Maosheng everywhere today and couldn't find it, no one answered his phone calls and family calls, and was scolded by the head nurse with her head and face scolded, and she was so aggrieved that she whimpered.
Liu Minran is a woman after all, and when she saw the little nurse crying like a tearful person, she immediately put her finger to her lips and motioned for Jiao Maosheng to be quiet.
Jiao Maosheng didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at first, and wanted to deliberately tease the little nurse, but he didn't know that people had indeed suffered great grievances because of themselves, so he immediately said with a hippie smile, Miss Nurse, I'm sorry, it's all my fault, don't be angry, I'm actually good at everything, but I'm born cheap and like to go around.
"You've been so happy to go around, but I've been so tired that my bones are about to fall apart because you've gone around the earth like this, when are you going to help me install it? If you go around like this, I'll be yours going back to my hometown to grow sweet potatoes." ”
The nurse restrained her crying and circled Jiao Maosheng once, which can be regarded as a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye.
"Yes, my cousin, is this person? Actually, everything is good, but his mouth is a little crooked, and he likes to wrap around, this way, he can't even go around himself, you don't know, he almost wrapped himself under the pomegranate skirt today, so well, Miss Nurse, don't worry about him, I'll give him a slap and help him get right." ”
Liu Minran remembered the wretched anger he suffered in the tea restaurant, and his heart was angry, and now that the opportunity came, he quietly stimulated Jiao Maosheng.
It seems that in this world, it is better to treat sinners and villains than to sin women, especially beautiful femme fatales.
"Anyway, I've been scolded, and the bonus has been deducted, as long as you come back safely, I don't want to listen to you, my head is dizzy. The nurse was completely amused by the two of them, and the pent-up anger in her heart disappeared, and she burst out laughing.
Jokes are jokes, twists and turns, but as soon as I heard that Miss Nurse was deducted the bonus by the head nurse because of herself, Jiao Maosheng's heart couldn't hold back, and his uneven temperament was exposed again, and he blushed and said, I'll go to your head nurse, if she dares to deduct your bonus, I will not finish with her.
When the nurse heard that he was going to find the head nurse, she was so frightened that her face turned into black charcoal, and immediately stopped him and said, I know you are kind, but if you really want to go to our head nurse, then I really don't have a good life.
Jiao Maosheng looked at the little nurse as if he didn't know it, and said confidently: "I'll go to the head nurse to comment, why don't you have a good life?"
"Of course the head nurse can't do anything to you? You are a patient, you are God, but I am a small radish head under her hand, a soft persimmon, she can pinch as much as she wants, and it is not me who suffers in the end." Miss Nurse said with tears in her eyes.
Jiao Maosheng was originally a kind person, but after flirting and scolding, after his conscience was taken away by the dog, he immediately found it back: "It's really such a truth, but I never owe people family favors, but I scolded you and deducted the bonus, so how can I compensate you?"
"You obediently stay in the ward and stop causing trouble for me, which is the greatest compensation for me. Miss Nurse raised her eyebrows, rolled her eyelashes, and said seriously.
Miss Nurse's words swelled so much that the classmate's face was white and big like pig's urine, and he said angrily, I heard you mean that I often cause trouble for you.
Miss Nurse was really convinced by Jiao Maosheng, for fear that she would be surrounded by him again, so she immediately died down and bowed down: "Big brother, don't you go around like this? My head is all wrapped around by you; even if I said the wrong thing just now, you can do whatever you want, I have to go to other wards for rounds." ”
As soon as the nurse left angrily, Liu Minran gloated and said, Brother Mao, you are really a person, you are honest like a good cat in front of that Wen Jinhe, but in front of the little nurse you have another face, you are a typical two-faced person.
"Do I have one? I have seen someone more docile than a good rabbit in front of someone, such as the big black bull. Jiao Maosheng shrugged his shoulders, stuck out a long tongue, and said slyly.
"Who is the big black bull?" When the two were arguing, Liu Lemei and Jiao Yuanfang and his wife arrived, and Liu Lemei quickly took over the conversation.
Liu Minran's face was as red as the sunset, it was really a sunset, but it was almost dusk, if the matter of their liking of the big black bull Zhang Gaokai was really known by the aunt, the aunt would definitely be so angry that she would jump three levels in a row.
She quickly glanced at Jiao Maosheng, which meant that you caused trouble, you help me settle it, otherwise, I have to jump into the water to see who drowns faster.
Jiao Maosheng not only knows how to go around, but his brain also turns fast, he understands in his heart, and begins to buy time for himself, and plays sloppy with his eyes: "Warmly welcome my mother and father to visit the poor and ask about the suffering, and observe the suffering of the people!"
"Don't interrupt me, let me ask you who is the big black bull?" Liu Lemei is a person who has nothing to do but also ask three points of reasoning, not to mention that she still knows this baby son very well, and knows that he is playing hide and seek with herself.
"Mom, you can really go and write a fairy novel or a fantasy novel, we are not talking about people, but real cows, big black cows. ”
Liu Minran's mouth was as closed as a river mussel, impermeable, but he was very nervous in his heart, for fear that Jiao Maosheng would leak his mouth.
"I can hear you talking about people, don't fool me. Liu Lemeihu said hesitantly.
Jiao Maosheng's head turned, his mouth curled, and he immediately killed two birds with one stone, not only to save the rivers and lakes, but also to clean up Liu Minran's previous disrespect to himself: "Of course yes, Minmin, do you remember? When you and I went to grandpa's house to play for the first time, a big black cow suddenly jumped in front of you, and as a result, you were so scared that you peed your pants." ”
"Minmin, is there such a thing? You're very bold, aren't you? Liu Lemei's face, which was wrapped like a dumpling dumpling just now, suddenly relaxed, and said with a smile.
"I was still young at that time, but it wasn't as terrifying and exaggerated as Brother Mao said!" Liu Minran's hanging heart was relaxed, but there was a needle hidden in her heart, and she couldn't wait to rush up immediately to sew up Jiao Maosheng's big mouth, she said shyly.
"Mao'er, after you are discharged from the hospital tomorrow, you will go to school at the college immediately, we just found a doctor, and said that your illness has been cured, just pay attention to rest; After Jiao Maosheng watched the Western scenery and enjoyed the flower drum play, he announced that he had lifted the confinement of Jiao Maosheng's classmates.
"Yo, I'm so happy, I'll be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, thank you dad and mom. Jiao Maosheng was hospitalized continuously, almost making people stupid, and his heart had already flown to school.
"I'll ask the assistant to handle the hospital procedures for you, so you can recuperate with peace of mind, let's go first." Liu Lemei glanced at Liu Minran with her eyes and reminded her to take good care of this cousin and not to commit dereliction of duty.
Jiao Maosheng immediately ran over, took Liu Lemei's hand, bowed his back, took a broken step, and said with a smile, Lafayette, please go slowly, don't send the small one.
Everyone laughed, and Liu Lemei said happily, my son is so flattering.