Night falls.

Spring has arrived, and everything is recovering.

The female cat outside the house makes a burst of sounds similar to a baby's cry, which is obviously a signal of courtship.

Chen Pifu sat on the sofa, smoking a cigarette, and looked at the tiger girl lying on the sofa watching TV, thoughtfully.

The tiger girl was a little hairy from him. With his little ass cocked, he was just about to leave.

Chen Pifu picked up the tiger girl, pinched her chubby face, and asked Ye Yun on the side: "Old Ye, how do I feel that the tiger girl is not a cat." ”

"Why do you suddenly ask that?"

Hu Niu was terrified: It's over, it's over, can this bastard see it, oh my God, where is the stuffing in this palace?

Chen Pifu stared at the big cute eyes of the tiger girl: "Why is other people's cats calling so happily, but the tiger girl is not barking, is she still young and not in estrus? Are we going to sterilize her?"

"Ahh

Tiger girl is furious: Estrus your sister's estrus, you beast, this palace wants to bite you to death. If you dare to touch the palace, even if the palace is destroyed by hard work, it will bite you to death.

"You're really an idiot, the tiger girl is a demon, and the estrus period is different from that of ordinary cats. ”

"Nani?" Chen Pifu was stunned, flicked the cigarette ash with his left hand, and carried the back of the tiger girl's neck with his right hand, looking left and right: "It's actually a demon, I don't see anything special." ”

"I thought you knew?" Ye Yun rolled his eyes: "The tiger girl should have comprehended the aura, and the bureau refers to this kind of animals as demons." Otherwise, why do you think she is so clever, but she can actually understand us. ”

"No wonder. Chen Pifu smiled at the tiger girl and said, "Come baby, turn over the heel fight, and show my brother." ”

“。。。。。。 "Tiger girl.

Tiger Niu glanced at Chen Pifu with an idiotic look, but the birds didn't bird him.

Before Chen Pifu could continue to tease him, the mobile phone ringtone in the back room suddenly rang.

Chen Pifu shouted: "Fatty, bring my mobile phone." ”

"Oh, it's coming!" Wang Fatzi ran into the back room, picked up Chen Pifu's mobile phone and looked at it, his face suddenly changed greatly, he ran over, and said, "Boss, it's him." ”

"Who!"

"Slut. ”

"......" Chen Pifu suddenly thought of the thin and obscene figure. In this world, there are really few people who can make Wang Fatzi smell it, and this person whose mobile phone number is saved as a slut is one of them.

"Hey. Chen Pifu took the phone and asked lightly.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Chen Daoyou, have you been stable recently?"

"Don't fix all this uselessness, just say, what's wrong. ”

"Haha, I haven't been in touch for a long time, why don't you say hello to an old friend. ”

"If you don't come to this set, do you owe someone money, or do you offend someone who shouldn't be offended?"

"How is it possible, the poor Taoism is unfathomable, and he is approachable, how can he offend people."

"Really?"

"It's true. ”

"Then you're so late, just to have a chat?"

"I have a big list in my hand, I need some help, Chen Daoyou, with our friendship, I think of you as soon as I have something good. Interesting enough. ”

"So good?"

"Of course, don't you know me?"

"Haha, okay, I have opened a detective agency now, and the business is in a recession, since I have a job, I naturally want to take it, so let's send you the address, and you will come to the store tomorrow morning to find me." ”

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, OK!"

Wang Fatzi waited for Chen Pifu to hang up the phone and asked, "What's wrong with him?"

"He said he had a job and needed a helper. ”

"Ouch, boss, with Lao Jia's style of being able to eat alone and never calling people, this fat sheep must be very fat. It's so fat that he can't swallow it alone. ”

"Haha, we'll see tomorrow. ”

..............

The next day, when it was dawning, Chen Pifu heard a howl similar to a choking of a male duck's neck at the door. I couldn't help but rub my eyes and crawl up with Hache.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw the thin figure, sitting at the door, howling and crying.

And Da Zhuang was on the side, rubbing his hands constantly, and seemed to be a little at a loss.

Da Zhuang saw that his boss was up, so he hurriedly came over and explained.

It turned out that when Da Zhuang came back from grocery shopping in the morning, he found that this person was dragging a shabby, bulging burlap bag, sneaky at the door of the detective agency, constantly wandering, and his behavior was very suspicious.

Of course, Da Zhuang stepped forward to take down this person, and he was asking what was going on. But before he could even touch the other party, the other party pounced, fell to the door, howled and cried, and threatened to have serious internal injuries.

This person is thin and small, with an obscene appearance, and a few long strands of beard on his chin, which is not only unsightly, but also adds a bit of obscenity. Dressed in a wide suit, with a thin figure, it looks a little nondescript. If the fat man gives people the feeling that he has worn a suit into a bikini, then this person is wearing a suit into a trench coat.

This person was sitting at the door at the moment, howling and crying, the more he cried, the more sad he became, and he didn't seem to notice Chen Pifu's arrival.

Chen Pifu walked up silently and said, "Don't cry, even if it's touching porcelain, there's no need to fight so hard." ”

As soon as this person heard Chen Pifu's voice, he immediately stopped crying. raised his head, wiped his face with that sleeve, showed a bright lewd smile, and shouted: "Chen Daoyou, you are really here, you really didn't lie to me." In this world, Daoyou is really the person I trust the most. ”

"Less, just now you thought that I didn't open this store, I guess you scolded me in your heart. ”

"Haha, how is that possible. ”

"Okay, after so many years of friendship, I don't know you yet, come in. ”

When this person heard this, he immediately pulled the burlap bag next to him, probably because he was too involved in crying before, and his physical exertion was a bit large, so he actually dragged it for a long time without dragging it. Still strong and kind, he carried the bag in with one hand.

At this time, Wang Fatzi and Ye Yun also walked out one after another.

That person is also a natural acquaintance, and when he saw Ye Yun, he was no stranger, so he hurriedly took out a stack of business cards from his arms and sent them to Ye Yun, Da Zhuang and others.

Ye Yun looked at the business card in his hand, a little confused.

The business card is printed: Zhongnan Mountain Moral Real People.

Business scope: look at the face, touch the bones, and criticize the eight characters. Fortune telling, fortune measurement, feng shui judgment. Catch ghosts, eliminate demons, and exorcise evil spirits. 20% off. There is also a small word of mosquitoes and flies at the bottom: it specializes in the treatment of men's unspeakable hidden and various skin diseases.

"Immeasurable Tianzun, under the surname Jia, the name is benevolence, benevolence and righteousness are unparalleled, the Taoist number is the moral true person of Zhongnanshan, if you need it in the future, you can find me at any time. ”

"Jia Renyi?" Ye Yun was stunned. Before he could ask, Chen Pifu on the side shouted: "Hey, Lao Jia, why did you change your road number? You still claimed to be a true disciple of Maoshan the year before last?"

"Is there one?" Lao Jia was also stunned: "I remember that the year before last, I used the first disciple of the Dragon Tiger Mountain Palm Sect."

".........." the crowd.

Chen Pifu looked at Lao Jia, speechless, lifted the worn-out burlap bag, touched his chin, and asked, "Look at your posture, it's a bit like the smell of moving, you won't be running away, right?"

"How is it possible?" Lao Jia called: "I thought, since you have opened a store, after so many years of brothers and neighbors, I naturally want to come to you as soon as possible to support your career, not to mention that I took a big order this time, and I guarantee that you will get the money and get soft." ”

"Okay, then tell me, what's the job?"

"Don't worry, I just came back from out of town these days, let me take a shower first. ”

As soon as Lao Jia finished speaking, he took out a bath towel from the burlap bag and rushed to the bathroom.

Chen Pifu didn't mind Lao Jia's behavior of completely treating this place as his home, so he pulled everyone and had breakfast together.

The snow-white, mellow porridge, combined with the golden fritters, is simply a delicacy.

Everyone was eating coolly, and suddenly, a group of men in suits rushed in.

The man at the head took off his sunglasses, looked fierce, and asked, "What about people?"

Chen Pifu gently put down the dishes and chopsticks, picked up a fritter, and took a bite: "Who are you, trespassing on a private house and breaking the law, understand?"

"Huh. The leader smiled: "Very horizontal, do you know who we are?"

"Who?" asked the fat man curiously.

"Lao Tzu is a tiger tooth person. The other party looked proud.

"Ouch!" Wang Fatzi stood up, walked in front of the other party, and stared at a pair of small eyes: "I'm so afraid, I've also seen the world, I think I was also a local tyrant who ate instant noodles and used my life to reward, Huya is amazing, Lao Tzu is still a VIP who teases fish." ”

“。。。。。。。 The man looked at the fat man a little depressed and asked, "Tiger teeth, tiger claws, tiger head, tiger tail." You haven't heard of these four King Kongs?"

"I haven't heard of it, how to drop, I've eaten the tiger whip, you bite me!"

"Boy, you're looking for death. ”

"What the hell am I..."

Before Wang Fatzi could finish speaking, Chen Pifu interrupted: "Who are you Wang Sihai?"

"My boss's boss!" the man seemed even more proud.

"Oh. Chen Pifu lit a cigarette for himself and took a deep breath: "Since you are the person of the tiger master, if you have anything, you can talk about it, this is not a place for you to spread wild, your Steward Lin also invited me to drink tea, understand?"

When the man heard this, his face was a little suspicious, but his momentum suddenly subsided a lot, and his tone began to become respectful: "Since you are a friend of Lin Lao, I was so offended just now, I'm sorry." ”

Tut-tut, the tiger master is the big boss of Donghai City, and his subordinates are well managed, and they are not comparable to the gangsters at all. Chen Pifu sighed and said: "Okay, it's all trivial, let's say, what are you doing when you suddenly come to the door like this?"

"Was there a Taoist priest who ran into the store just now? ”

"Yes, what's wrong with him?"

"He took the commission from our boss and took the commission, so naturally he had to do something. Our men kept an eye on him and noticed that he seemed to be planning to run away this morning, so they chased him all the way. ”

, Lao Jia is really a pit goods. Chen Pifu scolded secretly. However, he still said more righteously: "Taking people's money and eliminating disasters for others is the rule of the road, I understand." But he can be regarded as my friend anyway, so let's go back first, and tomorrow I will go to your boss in person, and I will naturally give him an explanation. ”

When the man heard this, he glanced at Chen Pifu deeply, as if he wanted to imprint Chen Pifu in his mind. Then he nodded and retreated with the others very qualified.

"Squeak...!"

The door of the bathroom finally opened, and Lao Jia shouted in a bath towel that had not been washed for a long time and had been obviously blackened: "Damn, don't call me for breakfast, leave me some..."

"Ugh. When Lao Jia saw the strange expressions on everyone's faces, he couldn't help asking, "What's the matter?

Wang Fatzi stepped forward, with a look of ill will, no way, he was deceived too much by this guy at the beginning, so he naturally didn't have a good face.

"Your enemy has just come to the door. ”

"No!" Lao Jia instantly changed color, and habitually dragged the burlap bag: "You didn't tell them, I'm here." ”

"What do you say?" said Wang Fatzi in a deep voice.

"Okay, I'll go, I won't bother you. Lao Jia hurriedly dragged the burlap bag, with a sad face, wearing a bathrobe, and slowly walked towards the door.

That thin figure really makes people feel a little unbearable.

"Okay, Lao Jia, stop acting. Let's talk about it, what trouble did you get into this time?" Chen Pifu still remembered the old feelings: "What's the situation now?"

"Pifu!" Lao Jia instantly threw away the burlap bag, rushed to Chen Pifu's face, knelt down, hugged Chen Pifu's thighs, and wailed: "Pifu, help." ”

"........." the crowd.