Chapter 26: Who the hell is pranking whom
Mingzi was still squirting feces over there, and even wanted to hold my hand: "Xiu'er, don't be willful, I didn't have time to go out with you last time because we had something to do at home, don't be angry with me because of this." Let's ......"
I shook his hand away and sneered, "I can't imagine it, you stinky and shameless thing, and now you still learn to frame it? Whose idea is this, I don't believe you can come up with such a disgusting solution." ”
As I spoke, I looked at Yang Yulan, wishing I could burn a few holes in her body.
Yang Yulan was frightened by my eyes, and hurriedly said, "Why are you looking at me like this? This has nothing to do with me." I see that you are in the wrong place, and I am really happy for you. ”
I didn't squeak, and it's useless to talk to such people.
My grandfather came over in a hurry at this time, he didn't say a word, kicked Mingzi to the ground, and then went to pinch his neck, this kid was so frightened that he screamed, and he rolled back on the ground, shouting loudly: "Kill someone, what are you doing, kill people!"
Yang Dabao quickly went over and grabbed my grandfather, "What are you doing! This is a new society, Lang Lang Qiankun, do you still have any rules!"
Everyone accused our family, saying that my grandfather was unreasonable, and I was a shameless seducer man. And the one who was beaten so badly that the two of us were in a relationship, and I asked her in.
Yang Yulan said to me, "Xiu'er, don't be like this, you and Mingzi are unmarried, and women are unmarried, so you don't need to hide anything." ”
Mr. Zhao said at this time: "Girl, don't say these words, these are words that are detrimental to your reputation, when you say it, you must always have evidence, otherwise the girl's innocent reputation will be ruined by you, and it will be a lifetime thing." ”
Yang Yulan bit her lip and stopped talking.
Mingzi looked at Aunt Zhu, and Aunt Zhu hurriedly nodded at him: "Of course there is evidence, you can rest assured and boldly say it!"
I scoffed: "I didn't see anything else, but I found that the relationship between Aunt Zhu and Mingzi is really good, what's the matter, why can't you two have a relationship?
"You fart!" Second Aunt Zhu immediately roared, "I'm so old, you still dare to abuse me?"
Yang Yulan also said: "Yes, Xiu'er, you calm down, don't get angry just because you have been exposed, Mingzi I think it's good, you two can't just be in one place." ”
I glared sideways: "Yang Yulan, I found that you are particularly vicious today, don't you usually have the best relationship with me? Today you actually targeted me again and again to help others bury me? What's the matter, it's because I didn't return the food to your family during the Chinese New Year today, so you hate it to the point of this?"
"What do you say, I don't have ......"
"I have made it clear that day, I am a poor peasant, it is impossible to marry a rich peasant, is your ears blocked by duck feathers, or your conscience is black, you know that I am trapped. If you force me to hang myself, what benefits will you get? Whoever is looking for a good partner will let me fall into the fire pit? Will you lose any damage? If you dare to continue to slander me, I will not finish with you, and I will not let you go if you are a ghost! How much have you used me for so many years of food, you have lost your conscience, and your heart is completely black!"
When I finished speaking, I started crying and was going to hit the wall. Everyone was startled at first, and then Mr. Zhao hurriedly came over to stop me, and the others also came to pull me, for fear that something would happen.
I was even more desperate for life, crying constantly, my hair was messy, I grabbed Aunt Zhu and started fighting, I couldn't even hold her down and rolled on the ground, I scolded her for being shameless and framing good people, anyway, it was just trouble, who wouldn't! I also pinched the flesh on Aunt Zhu's arms and thighs hard from time to time. , I really hate this to death, I can't be cheap with her
She screamed and kept screaming for help.
Yang Yulan also pretended to cry, but because I made too much trouble, no one saw her grievances, so it was in vain. All the people in the village heard the rumor and hurried over to see the excitement, these people lived in such poverty, so they were naturally very interested in such peachy rumors, and they all inquired over there what the situation was.
Akiko said that he and I were in a relationship with the object, and said that I seduced him.
My grandfather was about to beat her when he went up, and several people who stopped him were knocked to the ground, and I took the opportunity to kick Aunt Zhu a few times, she screamed and fought with me again, and the yard was a mess.
Yang Dabao shouted: "Don't quarrel! Separate them, what about the evidence that the two of them are in the same place?
Second Aunt Zhu wiped her nosebleed, grabbed her hair and said, "Of course you can! These two people haven't been eyebrow-raising for a day or two! Mingzi, you say it yourself!" She gave Mingzi the same look.
Akiko said like a cannon, "I actually think she has a bad reputation and don't want to deal with her, but she said that she will change it in the future, and she will give me something delicious." So I reluctantly agreed, and she always wrote to me and said something nasty, and I was seduced by her. It's shameless. ”
Yang Dabao said, "Where's the letter? ”
Mingzi was stunned, Yang Yulan was also stunned, they probably wrote one, but they couldn't take it out, and I was also afraid for a while, if Yang Yulan, a slut, wrote several letters, this matter would not end well today.
At this time, Aunt Zhu hurriedly said, "This woman made an appointment with Mingzi tonight, and there must be a letter!"
I said calmly, "I swear, I have never written a letter, if I do, the sky will thunder, and so will you, if anyone frames me and forges letters, I will inevitably live an unfortunate life in the future, and I will be infertile by my husband!" I said and glanced at Yang Yulan fiercely.
Yang Yulan looked at me deadly, she bit her lip and avoided my gaze, I was sure that she did it.
Second Aunt Zhu scoffed: "What is it to swear! I still look at the evidence, Mingzi, where is the letter?"
"The two of us had already made an appointment to put anything on the firewood stack outside, and he was going to wash my underwear before. ”
The villagers exploded all at once, where is there an unmarried woman washing these things for a man, even if she is engaged, she will be looked down upon, and they look at me with great contempt.
My grandfather was about to hit someone when he was swearing, but I stopped him, looked at the crowd and said, "You actually thought of such a way to pour dirty water and ruin my reputation, okay, then go and find it, if not, I will not finish with you." ”
Mingzi hesitated to look at Aunt Zhu, and Aunt Zhu nodded firmly, signaling him not to be afraid.
"Okay, I'll go find it. I can still bury you!" Akiko said as she walked over and began to look for it, and a few others went over with her, and the rest of the people craned their necks to keep looking, but there was nothing inside.
These people have turned over all the firewood stacks in our house.
Second Aunt Zhu's face changed: "Why isn't this?Ah! I know, you must have seen someone coming, and they hid in advance, you should go and search and hide it in the house!"
"Yes, Director, why don't we go inside the room and have a look. "A young man.
As soon as Yang Dabao waved his hand, several people wanted to enter my house.
My grandfather sneered: "What's the matter, last time you searched our house, you were addicted to searching, aren't you? Do you want to search again? Lao Tzu has been fighting bloodily for so many years, and the leaders in the province must respect three points, you are good, you will be framed casually, and you will search if you want to? Today, I want to see who dares to go in unless they step on my corpse!" He stood at the door with a shovel in his hand, looking at them with fierce eyes.
Those people didn't dare to move, and everyone entered a stalemate.
I lowered my head and slammed into Aunt Zhu's stomach: "Dead woman! It's all your fault for deliberately burying me, pitting our family, you can't die well!"
She groaned and quickly hid behind, but several people didn't support her, and she staggered to the ground.
Someone shouted, "Oh, what's on this woman?"
She stumbled a few steps, and then everyone saw a bag roll out of her clothes.
Aunt Zhu shouted in surprise and wanted to put it away, but was caught by Mr. Zhao's eyes, and she opened it directly and fell to the ground, which was a set of men's underwear.
The crowd whistled, "Is it your man's?"
"yes, why do you still go out with this?"
Akiko looked at it, and her face changed drastically.
I smiled: "What's the matter, this is your thing, obviously your beloved Second Aunt Zhu washed your clothes, and you actually said it was me, why are you so good at picking up your blind skills? Although the two of you are a little bit different, but if you really have feelings, it's nothing, but it's a pity that Second Uncle Zhu is still alive, which is not very good." ”
Everyone burst into laughter, and Aunt Zhu shouted: "This is all, I don't have it, there is absolutely no thing, this is framed, framed!"
I ignored her and pointed to a piece of paper in the bag: "Isn't this a love letter, let's see, what is written on it." ”
Mr. Zhao picked it up, but without waiting for him to look at it, Yang Dabao directly took it away. Mr. Zhao didn't get angry, he stood aside with a smile, and I quietly gave him a thumbs up. What he said was not fair, after all, he lived in our house.
Four or five heads leaned over to look at each other, and then they all laughed.
"Second Aunt Zhu, you are really good at talking, I didn't find out before?"
"yes, you're really good at talking. ”
I jumped open the underwear with a wooden stick, and behind the vest, there was the name of Aunt Zhu, and an osmanthus flower was embroidered. This is Aunt Zhu's favorite flower, on the upper of the shoe, the trouser hem likes to embroider a whole village, who doesn't know that this osmanthus is her mark, if others embroider the same, she is not happy. This is the exclusive property of Aunt Zhu, and there is no way to deny it.