The experience of entering the world Chapter 3 The first entry into the mortal world

"Grandpa Zhang, Grandpa Zhang, are you at home?"

"Grandpa Li, Grandpa Li, I'm Ye Xuan, are you at home?"

"Sister Zhao..."

...

"Grandpa Wang, where have the other grandparents gone, I went to say goodbye to them just now, and I didn't see anyone" Ye Xuan, who went to say goodbye to everyone, returned to the old man Chongyang after walking around the whole village without seeing a single person.

"What, I didn't see anyone?" The old man Chongyang, who was leisurely drinking small tea, was stunned, obviously not expecting this situation.

"Alas, these old guys" After the old man Chongyang closed his eyes and felt it, he smiled bitterly in a low voice: "I said that I would let him die, it is not a scene where I can't see the difference, and everything is pushed to me!"

"Grandpa Wang, Grandpa Wang?"

"What's wrong?" Old Man Chongyang came back to his senses and found that Ye Xuan was putting his face in front of him, staring at him with a pair of big eyes.

Ye Xuan straightened up and said, "Grandpa Wang, why are you distracted, where have the other grandparents gone, I'm about to leave, and I have to say goodbye to them!"

"Well, they... They all went to listen to Venerable Daoling's preaching," the old man Chongyang didn't know how to explain to Ye Xuan, so he made up a lie.

"Listen to Venerable Ling?" Ye Xuan was puzzled: "Grandpa Wang, didn't you say that Venerable Ling is in retreat, why did you suddenly go out of the customs again?"

"Ah, yes, why is it suddenly out of the customs again" The old man Chongyang rolled his eyes, patted his thigh and said: "By the way, Venerable Daoling was originally in retreat, but he suddenly had an understanding, so he called everyone to preach. Originally, I was also going to go, but because I wanted to see you off, I didn't go, and I wasted an opportunity to listen to Venerable Daoling's sermon. ”

After that, the old man of Chongyang put on a regretful look of missing the opportunity.

"Is that so?" Ye Xuanhu looked at the old man Chongyang suspiciously.

"That's it, that's it!" The old man Chongyang hurriedly diverted the topic: "Oh, don't worry about that, Venerable Daoling preached, it won't end without two or three years, I'll send you to the mortal world to experience first" said that the old man Chongyang stood up and was about to take Ye Xuan away.

"Hey, Grandpa Wang, wait first" Ye Xuan saw that the old man Chongyang was going to take him away, so he hurriedly grabbed the latter: "Grandpa Wang, I didn't even say hello to the grandparents, just left, it doesn't seem right?"

"What's so bad, let's go quickly!" The old man Chongyang didn't say anything to Ye Xuanduo, and when he got involved with the latter, he didn't know what kind of magical power he used, his body was weak, and then the two disappeared in place.

"Xiao Xuanzi is gone, and you don't go to send it off, won't you be too ruthless?" On the top of a towering giant tree, dozens of people sat cross-legged, and the old man Chongyang who was still with Ye Xuan was also among them.

"We are ruthless, old man Chongyang! You are not ruthless when you say this, then why did you only send a doppelganger to send Xiao Xuanzi?" said a somewhat bewitching woman in the crowd.

"I, don't I have a bit of a big road that needs to be understood," the old man Chongyang said stiffly.

"Then we also have a bit of a big road to understand," the bewitching woman has to be unforgiving.

"You" Old Man Chongyang was about to continue to refute, but was interrupted.

"Okay, okay, let's say a few words, Xiao Xuanzi is what we watched grow up, whoever is distressed knows it in their hearts!"

"I, alas!" the old man Chongyang sighed and stopped talking.

The bewitching woman also fell silent.

"Alas!"

There was a sigh all around, and then everyone closed their eyes.

...

The eastern coastal city of Xia Kingdom, Huahai City, Huahai City No. 1 Middle School.

"Grandpa Wang, why are we pretending to be like this" In an open space far away from the crowd, Ye Xuan stared at a middle-aged uncle in front of him who was dressed "weird" and asked.

"You stupid, little Xuanzi, look at the dress of others around you, if the two of us are still wearing long shirts and coats, we won't be laughed at to death" The middle-aged uncle who turned into the old man of Chongyang took off his black sunglasses, wiped them gently, and explained to Ye Xuan.

"That's the case" Ye Xuan looked at the strange clothes he was wearing, and said with a smile: "Actually, this clothes are quite good, and they are also very comfortable to wear." After speaking, he looked around.

"How about Xiao Xuanzi, how do you feel when you come to the mortal world for the first time?" while Ye Xuan was looking around, the old man Chongyang asked.

Ye Xuan carefully observed the surrounding environment, frowned, and said, "Grandpa Wang, didn't you say that the mundane world is a world of flowers, and there are many interesting things, why does it look so dilapidated." ”

"Broken?" The old man Chongyang looked up and looked around, and said in surprise: "Where is it broken, isn't it quite prosperous?"

"Can this also be called prosperous?" Ye Xuan pointed to the high-rise buildings in the distance and said: "Grandpa Wang, don't fool me, I have seen it just now, there is not a single spiritual plant here, it is obviously very dilapidated, where is it prosperous." ”

"Oh, you mean this!" The old man Chongyang suddenly realized and explained: "Didn't I tell you, people in the mortal world don't know how to cultivate, so naturally they don't know how to cultivate spirit plants and beasts, so it's normal that there are no spirit plants and beasts here, and I don't mean this when I say prosperity." ”

Ye Xuan was curious: "What does that mean?"

"Technology!" The old man of Chongyang wiped his black sunglasses and spit out two words that Ye Xuan didn't understand at all.

"What is technology?"

"You'll know what technology is later, it's not too early, I have to settle you down quickly!

The old man Chongyang no longer explained anything to Ye Xuan, put on his sunglasses again, and took the lead in walking towards a building.

Ye Xuan looked at the surrounding environment again before trotting to follow.

"By the way, little Xuanzi" The old man Chongyang, who was striding in front of him, suddenly stopped, and Ye Xuan, who was following behind, almost didn't bump into it.

"What's wrong, Grandpa Wang?"

"Little Xuanzi, in the future, you will live in the mundane world by yourself, but you must not reveal your cultivation in front of others. The old man Chongyang turned around and stared at Ye Xuan and admonished.

Ye Xuanqi said: "Why is this?"

"Why do you say" The old man Chongyang's face turned grim: "The people here are all mortals who don't know how to cultivate, if you reveal your cultivation in front of them, if you break the rules of heaven in the mortal world, be careful that the heavens will send a thunderstorm to kill you." ”

Ye Xuan's neck shrank in fright, and he said nervously: "No, it's so serious!I'm also a mortal, why can I cultivate?"

The old man Chongyang said: "You are you, they are them! Your Taoism is taught by us immortals, and it is justified, and no one can control you." But you're different, if you dare to teach the Dao Fa indiscriminately, it's a trivial matter to be killed by the thunder, maybe we will all have to be implicated by you!"

When Ye Xuan heard that it would affect his grandparents, he hurriedly promised: "Grandpa Wang, don't worry, I will pay attention, I must pay attention." ”

"Alright, let's go!" the old man Chongyang, who had just walked two steps, stopped again and turned around.

"What's the matter, Grandpa Wang?" Ye Xuan, who was immersed in the fear of being "killed by the thunder of the sky", was startled and stroked his chest and said.

"Hehe" Looking at Ye Xuan's nervous appearance, the old man Chongyang couldn't help but smile and said: "Look at you, you don't have to be so nervous, you kid don't have to be so nervous, something really has to happen, and we old guys are going to carry it for you." ”

After comforting Ye Xuan, the old man Chongyang continued: "Little Xuanzi, this mundane world is no better than our village, the people here have more complicated thoughts, if you have any conflicts with others in the future, don't do it!"

"Don't do it?" If you want to say that Ye Xuan can barely understand the previous instructions, but Ye Xuan didn't understand the four words of don't do it at all, and immediately said dissatisfiedly: "Why don't you let me do it, is it difficult for me to stand and be beaten?"

Looking at Ye Xuan's reaction, the old man Chongyang explained: "What I said about don't do it means to make you pay attention, not to let you stand and be beaten. ”

Ye Xuan pursed his lips, hugged his arms and said, "I don't care, if anyone dares to provoke me, I want him to look good! ”

"You kid!" Chongyang Old Man said with a headache: "I knew that you kid was so difficult, so I would have asked someone else to send you." ”

"Little Xuanzi, this is not our village, this is the mortal world, the people here are all mortals, you fight with mortals, can you not pay attention?"

Ye Xuan snorted: "I am also a mortal. ”

"Smack!"

"Grandpa, why are you beating me!" Ye Xuan rubbed his head and shouted.

"Why did you say you were beating you! You are a monk in the Jindan stage, embarrassed to say that you are a mortal?" The old man Chongyang was very angry by Ye Xuan: "Let me tell you this, mortals are in front of you, just like you are in front of me, you can always understand this, right?" Do you still want to do it with mortals now?"

Ye Xuan was taken aback: "Isn't it?

The old man Chongyang didn't bother to pay attention to Ye Xuan anymore, and strode away with a flick of his sleeves.

...

"Teacher Zhang, our family Ye Xuan will trouble you in the future. ”

At the door of a spacious office, the old man of Chongyang was holding the hands of a female teacher about forty years old, and kept being polite.

"Don't bother, don't bother, Mr. Wang, you can rest assured that you can hand over your son to me" Zhang Qing, the second-grade Chinese teacher of Huahai No. 1 Middle School and Ye Xuan's future homeroom teacher, was polite to the old man Chongyang with a warm face.

"That's good, that's good! Then if there's nothing to do, I'll go back first, there are still a lot of things at home" Chongyang came to let go of Zhang Qing, pulled Ye Xuan and said: "Xuanzi, in the future at school, you must listen to the teacher's words." ”

Ye Xuan stood aside and watched the old man Chongyang politely talk to this short-haired woman called "Teacher Zhang" for a long time, at this time he heard the old man Chongyang say that he wanted to listen to the teacher's words, and for a while he couldn't figure out whether this was a polite remark or really made himself obedient, looked at the old man Chongyang, and looked at "Teacher Zhang" carefully, Ye Xuan nodded and responded: "Don't worry, Wang... Dad, I'll listen to the teacher. In fact, Ye Xuan originally wanted to talk about Grandpa Wang, but remembering the old man Chongyang's previous advice, he temporarily changed his voice and called "Dad".

"Wang Ba, what Wang Ba?" Zhang Qing on the side said suspiciously.

"It's not Wang Ba, it's Dad, Dad's Dad, Teacher Zhang, you heard it wrong," the speechless old man Chongyang hurriedly explained.

In order to give Ye Xuan a reasonable identity, the old man Chongyang previously told Ye Xuan that he could no longer call himself Grandpa Wang in front of people, and he must call himself "Dad", but he didn't expect Ye Xuan to change his mouth for a while, and called him "Wang Dad".

"Yes, yes, Mr. Zhang, I'm talking about Dad," Ye Xuan also hurriedly echoed.

"That's right, that's what I heard" Zhang Qing no longer continued to dwell on this issue that was not a big deal, grabbed Ye Xuan's other arm and continued to say politely: "Mr. Wang, you can rest assured to go back, Ye Xuan will not have any problems here." ”

The old man Chongyang didn't speak again, looked at Ye Xuan fixedly, and sighed lightly for a long time: "Xuanzi, I'm leaving." ”

Somehow, hearing that the old man Chongyang was leaving, Ye Xuan's nose was inexplicably sour, and he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything after all, he looked at the old man Chongyang in a daze, and just nodded: "Hmm." ”

The old man Chongyang looked at Zhang Qing again, smiled far-fetchedly, waved his hand, turned around and strode away.

Ye Xuan looked at the back of the old man Chongyang, his heart was empty, and he unconsciously sniffled.

"Okay, Ye Xuan, right? Come with me! Let's go to the class and report first" The expression on Zhang Qing's face was still very enthusiastic, patted Ye Xuan's arm, and greeted.

"Good teacher" Ye Xuan rubbed his face, took a breath of fresh air, adjusted his mood, and followed Zhang Qing.