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In the next few days, Su Jing lived a relatively leisurely life, he invited some professional people to redecorate and consolidate the first floor, making it more closed and more perfect, especially adding a bulletproof glass protective cover to seal and surround the Bagua Stone, so that there can be one more line of defense and more security.

In addition to doing these, Su Jing is to cultivate physical and mental strength, raise pets, all kinds of plants, he has received three calls from Gu Yue, saying that he introduced Murong Xian'er to him, there is a beauty like Murong Xian'er to remember, Su Jing still has a little vanity in his heart, but he probably guessed the purpose of her asking for piano skills, so he did not accept the invitation. After all, if you don't rely on qin magic, your piano skills may not be as good as Murong Xian'er's, and qin magic can't be taught. If you teach her, I'm afraid you'll have to show it.

In the past few days, in addition to giving the pets spiritual hypnotis and letting them enter the crystal meditation, Su Jing also cooperated with feeding some jade tooth fish, which has the nutrition that Warcraft meat does not have, which is better than Warcraft meat, and the effect is extremely obvious, and the pets' intelligence and body are advancing by leaps and bounds, one day at a time.

On this day, without Su Jing's knowledge, the two parrots were full and flew to the beach. Normally, even if they flew here, they would not land, and soon they would fly home again, but today they landed and stopped on a sign erected in front of a store.

"The boss came with two catties of melon seeds. ”

"I want the biggest melon seeds. ”

The two parrots crowed, causing both the customers and the owner of the store to laugh. The neighborhood is basically full of seafood restaurants, barbecue restaurants, swimming equipment shops, and so on. There are very few melon seeds that sell, only this newly opened shop has these two parrots. Presumably attracted by melon seeds.

"Boss, are these two parrots your home-raised, they are so beautiful and speak fluently. ”

"This must be the yellow-necked Amazon parrot, I heard that this parrot is the most talkative. ”

"Hehe, it's not my family, it should be a parrot raised by Ah Jing from Sujia Village. "The owner of the shop is a nearby villager. At first glance, I probably guessed the origin of these two parrots, and couldn't help but smile.

As he spoke, he took a small bag of melon seeds. Hanging on the signboard, many of the nearby villagers have a grateful attitude towards Su Jing, after all, since Su Jing and Wang Zhuo developed tourism. All kinds of business are easy to do. The employment rate and living standards of nearby villagers have skyrocketed, and the fish farm invested by Su Jing has also recruited many nearby villagers and allowed many people to have high incomes.

In addition, Su Jing's projects, seagull umbrellas, swallow sticks, and red fox wine are also very beneficial to the nearby business, so the nearby villagers are grateful and love the animals raised by Su Jing. I usually see something to eat. Generally glad.

The two parrots were not polite, and they ate the melon seeds. Their beaks reach into the bag, pick up a melon seed, bite it lightly, lick it with their tongue, the melon seed flesh enters their mouth, and the melon seed shell spits out. They almost ate a small bag of melon seeds in three or two clicks, so that the tourists were stunned.

"Didn't eat enough. ”

"I also want melon seeds. ”

The two parrots were still unsatisfied, and they cried.

The shopkeeper couldn't laugh or cry, but the tourists laughed, and a big man said, "Call me uncle, and I'll give you a bag of melon seeds." ”

"Your uncle's. ”

"Your uncle's. ”

The two parrots were not at all ambiguous and immediately barked. The big man's face darkened suddenly, and the other tourists laughed happily, thinking that the two parrots were really interesting. Some tourists nearby saw the movement and came around one after another, and in the Zhenhong seafood store separated by three stores, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang, and Liu Shu heard the movement, and came out to take a look, and couldn't help crying and laughing. Needless to say, it must be Ah Jing's pet who came out to hang out again. Only Ah Jing's family will be too smart and cause such a big movement.

"Everyone be quiet and listen to our stories. ”

"Quiet and quiet, it's a touching and inspirational story. ”

The two parrots cried, making the tourists who came around all look interested, wondering if these two parrots were really not only fluent in talking, but also able to tell stories?

One of the parrots said: "There is a man, he thinks he is too fat, so he goes to the weight loss center, after arriving, the front desk lady asked Mr. if he wants to lose weight, he said yes, how to calculate the price, the front desk lady said that we have 500, there are 1,000, and 1,000, and 1,000, which price do you want? He took the key to open the No. 1 door, and saw that it was very spacious, and there was a beautiful woman lying on the bed, wearing a three-point style, and when he saw him, he said delicately, 'You chase me, if you chase me, I will let you hehehe'. ”

Speaking of this, the faces of the tourists around them were a little strange, and they wondered if this was a touching and inspirational story, but their attention was still attracted, and the other parrot asked, "What is hehehehe." ”

"Hey, hey, they're all adults, you know. ”

"Well, then what. ”

"Then the man's eyes lit up, ouch, it turned out that the weight loss center looked like this, this is quite artistic, the beauty asked me to chase, I used the chase to dissipate my heat, and I chased it to hehehe, five hundred yuan is worth it. So he began to chase, desperately chasing and chasing, and finally caught up, and he successfully hehehehe. When I got home, I was sweaty, and when I got on the scale, I really lost two kilograms, and this weight loss center was quite effective. A few days later, he went to report again, wanting to lose weight again, to continue. The front desk lady saw him, and the gentleman is you again, may I ask...... He interrupted and said, I tried five hundred, this time I asked for one thousand, handed over a thousand yuan, took the key, opened the second door, opened the door and looked, the inside is also very spacious, there is a beautiful woman inside, the three-point style is gone, the whole body 'fruit' body, sitting there frankly, hooked his hand at him, 'you chase me, if you chase me, I will let you hehehe'. He knew the rules, so he chased after him. I finally caught up, this time I ran a little faster, and finally succeeded hehehe. When I went home, I lost five kilograms, and my grades got better and better. The third time I went to report again, the front desk lady recognized him, and the gentleman was you again...... He interrupted and said, Miss doesn't need to be introduced, I know the rules. I'm an insider, and this time I'm going to ask for a thousand and five. So, I paid one thousand and a half. With the key, I opened the third door, and after entering, I quickly locked the door and quickly stripped naked. Look back. A chimpanzee sits on a chair. The female chimpanzee said to him, 'I'll chase you, and if I catch you, I'll take you hehehe'. ”

Before the parrot's voice fell, the male tourists around him were already laughing, some female tourists were also laughing, and some were laughing and scolding this parrot for being shameless, who taught such a bad parrot. Of course. Some people can hear it, this is a meat joke that Fei Yuqing has said. But listening to it again in the mouth of a parrot is a different taste. Some tourists who know a little about parrots are secretly shocked in their hearts, this parrot is too powerful, and it can speak such a large paragraph clearly and fluently. In fact, in the past, even if these two parrots had eaten Warcraft meat and communicated with Su Jing through the Ten Thousand Beasts card, they could only tell some paragraphs intermittently, and they couldn't talk about such a long period of time at once, which was a further effect of Crystal Meditation and Jade Toothfish.

"One more thing. ”

"Yes, yes, one more. ”

The tourists are coaxing, and they haven't heard enough, and the female tourists who secretly scold the parrot for not being honest and shameless, while being shy, are reluctant to leave, and want to see the excitement.

"If you want to hear the story, buy melon seeds first. ”

"We're going to eat big melon seeds. ”

The tourists are happy, these two parrots are so fine, but the melon seeds are not worth a few dollars, a few are very generous, they have bought a bag, and after a while, the signboard at the feet of the two parrots has been full of melon seeds.

"These two Gui Ghost Spirits. Zhao Mengxiang couldn't cry or laugh.

"Look at it, don't get caught. Su Zhenhong said with a smile, in fact, the two parrots tell stories here, and there is no bad impact, and it is good for the tourism industry, the only thing to worry about is being caught. After all, these two parrots are worth a lot of money.

The two parrots ate melon seeds for a while, and under the impatient urging of the tourists, they finally stopped eating and began to talk again, and the parrot who had just talked more exclaimed: "I just talked about one, and it's your turn to speak." ”

The other parrot was also unambiguous, and immediately said: "There is a man who is in a hurry to urinate on the train, this train is particularly crowded, he only has one station, the road is crowded with people, he squeezes forward and backward, he can't squeeze out, in desperation, he has to squeeze to the side, squeeze to the window." Pull down the zipper, bend your body into a C-shape, and spread it out the window. As a result, when I was about to reach the small station, a stationmaster standing next to the track was sprinkled in the face. The stationmaster was very angry, but the train was too fast, so he could only try to see a little more clearly in the lightning, and then immediately rushed in and called the next big station to report, "There was a passenger just now, it was really rude, I was turning on the light, he actually sprayed my face, I don't know why it is salty, you hurry up and investigate, this passenger makes me really angry, you must arrest me and warn me." The stationmaster at the next station said, 'Don't be angry, I'll definitely find a way to catch this passenger, please tell me his appearance.' The stationmaster said, 'Let me think about it, it's too fast to see clearly, and I just see that the man has a big beard and a cigar in his mouth.' ”

As soon as the words fell, the audience was already laughing, leaning forward and backward with laughter, and the girls also laughed shyly, secretly scolding the two parrots for being too bad. So, I bought melon seeds and gave them to two parrots, and the two parrots probably felt that it was almost enough, and each lifted a few bags of melon seeds, flapped their wings vigorously, and flew back to their homes regardless of the tourists' retention. However, the two clips of the story just now were recorded and posted on the Internet, which quickly became popular.

"Hahaha" In the classroom of the first class of Zhongyun No. 1 High School, Tang Xiaoyu had just watched the video, and his stomach was about to hurt with laughter. Although these two parrots have changed from before, they are bigger and more beautiful, but she recognizes that these must be the two of Su Jing's family, and there is no one in the world who can speak so fluently and so badly.

"What does my brother teach? After Su Ya saw it, she couldn't help laughing and couldn't help being ashamed.

"Haha, that's funny. "The crew of the Divine Dog Wonder, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia, Liu Qian and others watched the video, and they laughed so much that tears were about to flow out, Guo Biting, as a girl, wanted to remain reserved, but she couldn't help it. As a sequel to the divine dog, the same producer and the same director, and the main actors have not changed, so that the crew already has a tacit understanding, and it is easier to shoot. Moreover, the audience is also more receptive. The perfect new outfit has not yet been broadcast, but it has already been recorded, so Guo Biting is also free now, and she is wholeheartedly devoted to the filming of the sequel to the divine dog.

"These two parrots are really bad. Guo Biting scolded with a smile.

"It must have been taught by that guy Ajing. Liu Qian also smiled.

At this moment, Su Jing, who was at home, also learned from the news sent by his sister, Tang Xiaoyu, Qin Xulan, Guo Biting and others that the two parrots went out to perform.

The reason why these two parrots learned to tell stories was that they said that it was related to Su Jing and they watched it with Su Jing, but Su Jing didn't specifically teach it, they learned it themselves, and they went out to say it without permission.

"However, it's really good, the joke is quite right, these two parrots are really too smart. It seems that being too smart can also bring trouble, and all pets will have to be further disciplined in the future, otherwise they don't know what will happen to them. ”

Su Jing became vigilant, in the past, pets were smart and smart, but they were still in the category of animals. But now, they are becoming more and more detached from animals, behaving in a human-like manner, and their thoughts are no longer so simple, and if left unchecked, it can have very bad consequences. Parrots used to like to eat melon seeds, but they would never think of getting them for their show, but now they know how to think so. When the dog goes out to see someone buying bones, he may also play some tricks to steal the bones from them, after all, people can't imagine that dogs will be so smart. There is also wolf fighting, not to mention naturally, if it runs out willfully to make trouble, it may cause a big disaster.

In short, now pets can't just train animals to teach it, they are like children in the process of intellectual development, and they must strengthen the discipline of conduct, so that they know from the bottom of their hearts what they can and can't do, what to do and what not to do. (To be continued.) )