Zhao: "This is a coffee house." Zhao Yao said angrily: "What do you think this place is?...... Here you need to add at least 500 for a massage. ”

"500 is too expensive. Lao He said: "I'm a civil servant, don't I have any reductions?"

"If you weren't a civil servant, do you think we would dare to provide massage services?" Zhao Yao said disdainfully.

Lao He said: "Haven't you heard a sentence called grinding an iron pestle into a needle? ”

"That's because you're in poor health. Zhao Yao said disdainfully: "Go back and eat more kidney treasures." ”

Lao He shook his head and said, "Zhao Yao, you are still too young to have a clear understanding of your position. ”

"What do you know?"

"Zhao Yao, you have to understand, we are only heroes in the early stage, don't look at you now, we will not be able to do it from the middle stage. Lao He said with a face of vicissitudes: "When you reach my age, when you go to bed at night, your wife turns over a little, and your heart will tremble." ”

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes: "Then how about I tell your wife what you said." ”

"I don't have a wife. ”

Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "Then where did you get the face to say what you just said." ”

Lao He said: "Although I am not married, I have a wealth of work experience and a deep understanding of the relationship between men and women. ”

"Aren't you a police officer?"

"Well, when I was younger, I was in charge of anti-pornography. Lao He's eyes showed a look of nostalgia: "That was really an interesting experience." ”

"......" Zhao Yao pursed his lips and glanced at the rice cakes that were still sleeping on the table.

Long before Chief He entered the coffee house, he had already used illusions to transform the cat into a beige folded ear cat, and he didn't want to shake the cat's appearance to attract the attention of others.

It seems that in the future, whenever you are in a coffee shop, you will have to disguise the rice cakes as beige folded cats. Zhao Yao frowned and thought.

"Speaking of which, all of your cats here have been neutered?"

Zhao Yao was stunned: "What's wrong?"

Lao He said: "Don't you know that after the super cat is neutered, it will lose its superpower?"

"Ah, is there such a thing?" Zhao Yao was amazed, and then immediately rejoiced: "It's good that I didn't sterilize the mango, otherwise I wouldn't have the superpower...... Wait, Mango's superpowers are gone, maybe it's a good thing......"

......

The time of the day passed quickly, and when it was time to get off work, Zhao Yao stretched out on the computer in front of him, yawned and said, "After a tiring day, I finally got off work." ”

Matcha lay on his lap, and at the same time stretched his paws forward, his back bent down, and made a cat lazy waist: "It's really tiring to work." ”

Elizabeth said disdainfully: "You watched the game on Zhao Yao's lap for an afternoon, and it was really hard. ”

"Yes, Elizabeth. Matcha jumped off Zhao Yao's lap and ran to Elizabeth: "I can see that my neck is sore, can you help me rub it." ”

"Get out. ”

"Elizabeth, your coat seems to have turned shiny?"

Elizabeth's eyes cooled, and she immediately licked the cat on her back: "Hmm, yes? I have asked Zhao Yao every day to eat soft phospholipids recently, is it effective?"

The other side......

"You're tired. Xiao Shiyu stood behind Zhao Yao and said with great disdain: "You obviously sat and played games all afternoon today, are you such a boss?"

"Eh, Xiao Shiyu. Zhao Yao looked at Xiao Shiyu suspiciously and said, "Your face seems to have become smaller." ”

"Ah, is there one?" Xiao Shiyu immediately took out his mobile phone and took a photo: "Could it be that I recently did face slimming exercises, and it worked?"

"It works, it works. Zhao Yao said with a serious face: "Your appearance was at most 95 before, but now you are at least 98." ”

"Don't interrupt. Xiao Shiyu suddenly reacted and said, "Let me tell you, there have been more and more customers in the store recently, and Bai Quan and I can't be busy at all." ”

"yes, boss. Bai Quan nodded on the side and said, "I have to make drinks again, watch the cats, feed things, pay the bill, clean the toilet, wash the cups, wipe the tables and chairs...... Now there are at least thirty or forty guests a day, and two people are a little too busy. ”

'The extra staff is a hassle for keeping the supercat's secret. Zhao Yao thought in his heart: "And in this way, the cost will also increase, which is not good for the settlement at the end of the month." ’

"Well, I'll leave the daily cleaning to me, mopping the floor, wiping the table, or something. ”

Xiao Shiyu glanced at Zhao Yao and said, "Can you do it?"

Zhao Yao smiled mysteriously and didn't speak. He had already planned to let Elizabeth use illusions to cover himself, and then he would directly use the dimensional stomach bag to suck up all the dust, stains, garbage, etc., so that it would be much faster to clean up, and it would greatly reduce the workload of Xiao Shiyu and Bai Quan.

After completing the closing of the door, Zhao Yao returned home with the super cats and Bai Quan.

But when he was lying on the sofa and scrolling through the web page and looking at the circle of friends, he found that there was another newcomer in the super cat group, a little princess called Qianqian.

Leopard Head: "The newcomer is exposed." ”

Favorite dried fish: "If you don't want to blow up the photo, you will explode the variety, color, age, and weight." ”

Several other people also made fun of the newcomers, and these super cats are still very quick to learn many of the online words and behaviors of humans.

But at this moment, no one expected that this shallow little princess really posted a photo.

It was an unusually sweet seal lynx puppet, even if Zhao Yao saw it, he felt like a little fairy-like photo. In terms of the cat's appearance, it seems to be a little taller than Elizabeth.

And as soon as this photo was released, it seemed to detonate the entire group of super cats in an instant.

Leopard Head: "It's beautiful, beautiful." ”

God: "Sister, can I mate with you?"

Bursting chicken steak (round and round) is even more rare to send a few pictures, which are Zhao Yao's cat climbing frame, cat toilet, cat freeze-dried and other things: "Three-story luxury villa, automatic cat toilet, freeze-dried ...... imported from the United States"

Lu Ban (matcha), the strongest in the national service, directly posted a round photo, and then said: "This is the fat house above, sister, don't pay attention to him." ”

"Ahh

"This scum. He ran to Matcha and roared, "Don't go too far, who asked you to expose me, withdraw quickly!"

"Anyway, you are also dying of seeing the light, I am here to help you now, save you by then, you will be empty of people and money, waste energy and time in vain, and hundreds of millions of children and grandchildren will die in vain every day. As he spoke, he had already posted a picture again, which was his account balance.

At the same time, he spoke in the group.

Lu Ban, the strongest in the national service: "Those who shovel know how to send money, and they don't play with me anymore, so much pocket money every month, I don't know how to spend it." ”

Yuanyuan jumped directly to Matcha's side and said angrily: "Hurry up and withdraw my photo, or I'll expose you now!"

"Okay, okay, I'll withdraw, withdraw to the head office. ”

Elizabeth glanced at the two cats with disdain, silently clicked on the photo posted by the little princess, and said secretly in her heart: "This guy is ...... She's also come to Jianghai?"