Chapter 69: Men, be cruel to yourself.
The five ghosts sucked at the puck. Chen Pifu and Lao Jia smoked cigarettes and watched quietly.
Time passed slowly, and after about ten minutes, the five ghosts' originally slender waists had become bellied, but they were still frantically inhaling evil qi.
After all, evil spirits are something that can be met but not sought by ghosts.
Ghostly greed.
Lao Jia flicked the cigarette ash and said, "There is too much evil qi, but it should have absorbed a lot." After sucking for a while, the effect should come out. ”
Suddenly, Tang Xiaorou in the ice hockey let out a terrible scream, and a blood-red figure slowly appeared behind it, the figure looked exactly the same as Tang Xiaorou, the only difference was that the expression of the figure seemed to be more hideous and poignant.
Lao Jia exclaimed: "This is yin. ”
The blood-red figure had its eyes closed, but at this time, two bloody tears flowed from its eyes, and the figure suddenly opened its eyes, with no pupils, only two black holes glowing with a strange red light.
The blood-red figure held its head high and roared fiercely: "Get out!"
"Roar!" "Roar!" "Roar!" "Roar!"
The five ghosts let out a wail each, and then fled back frantically, and in a few breaths, they got into the five-pointed star rune paper.
Everyone looked at each other, and the group was stunned.
No, in terms of the number of people, it is five times that of the other party, in terms of identity, everyone is a ghost, and in terms of strength, even if you can't beat it, it shouldn't be too obvious. You guys should also maneuver around, specially, the other party screamed, and fled like a lost dog, these five ghosts are too pitiful.
Wang Fatzi immediately mocked in a weird way: "This is what you said is very powerful?...... Target?...... Yo?"
"......" Lao Jia also felt very shameless, so he hurriedly took out the needle, endured the pain again, and dripped a drop of blood in each corner.
…… Correct...... and eggs.............
Lao Jia jumped to his feet, cursing in his unique, incomprehensible, foreign-language dialect, and then tried a few more times, but the five ghosts turned into turtles, no matter how you Lao Jia urged, they just didn't come out.
"Hey... Hu ...... "Lao Jia sat heavily on the ground and looked at Chen Pifu with some embarrassment.
To be a human being, at least you must compare your heart with your heart. Lao Jia also tried his best, Chen Pifu nodded and said, "It's okay." ”
"Ahh Yes... Ah......h
Tang Xiaorou let out a terrible wail again, and from afar, Chen Pifu could clearly see the very painful expression on his face.
"Fatty, go get a sledgehammer. ”
"Boss, this ...... in the wilderness"
"Why do you talk so much nonsense. Just go. ”
"Oh!" Wang Fatzi nodded, turned around and ran towards the outside of the park.
"Boss, I'll go with him. Da Zhuang proposed.
"Okay, better get a knife. Fruit knives will do. ”
"Understood. Da Zhuang nodded and chased after the fat man.
Ye Yun looked at Chen Pifu and asked tentatively, "Old Chen, you don't want to..."
"Hmm!" Chen Pifu nodded heavily and said, "I want to break that ice hockey first." ”
"Does that work?"
"Do your best, obey the destiny of heaven. I didn't have a choice back then, this time I must fight once, I will never let her die in front of me, not even a ghost. ”
Wang Fatzi and Da Zhuang moved quickly, and in less than half an hour, they rushed back with a sledgehammer and a knife.
The hammer is a big hammer used to smash the wall on the construction site, and the biggest feature is that it is heavy.
The knife is a pig-killing knife used by butchers to kill pigs, and its biggest feature is that it is sharp.
Chen Pifu weighed the weight of the hammer and asked, "Where did it come from?"
"I bought it from a nearby construction site. Wang Dapang said: "You will reimburse me then." ”
"Okay!"
Then I saw Chen Pifu put down the hammer, took the pig-killing knife in Da Zhuang's hand, and stabbed him in the right eye.
"Ah!" Lao Jia and Wang Fatzi were startled by Chen Pifu's sudden ferocity and self-harm, and couldn't help but cry out.
The blade that emitted a cold light stopped abruptly when it was only about 1-2 centimeters away from Chen Pifu's right eyeball.
Chen Pifu's right eye was stimulated by the sharp blade, and he kept blinking. Chen Pifu's eyes widened desperately, and he roared in a deep voice: "Come out!"
"Come out!"
"Why don't you come out for Lao Tzu!"
“…………………”
Lao Jia was puzzled on the side, and hurriedly shouted: "Chen Daoyou, are you stupid?" This man is in love, and it is easy to affect his IQ, but can he be so stupid when he talks about feelings with ghosts?"
When Ye Yun, Wang Fatzi and Da Zhuang saw this scene, and after thinking about it carefully, they understood Chen Pifu's intentions. At this moment, Chen Pifu should want to let the little black thing that has been drilling in his brain come out, and it's right to think about it, because that little thing likes to absorb the negative energy in people's hearts, and this evil energy should also belong to a kind of negative energy.
I saw that Chen Pifu called several times, but there was still no response, it was obvious that that little thing was not something that Chen Pifu could command at all.
Chen Pifu suddenly became angry, thrust the pig-killing knife into the ground, and then pointed at his right cheek, which was a fierce big mouth.
"Smack!"
The sound even drowned out the sound of the surrounding rainstorm, and the strength of the slap could be seen.
No response?
"Smack!" Chen Pifu slapped himself on the left side of his face very simply.
Still no response?
"Smack!"
"Come out!
"Smack!"
"Come out!"
"Smack!"
"Come out!"
........................
Chen Pifu's expression at the moment was like a stone cast, without the slightest change. The slaps were one after another, as if the fan at this moment was not his own face at all, but Wang Fatzi's ass.
Everyone can only see the weight of Chen Pifu's slap from the crisp slap, as well as Chen Pifu's puffy face visible to the naked eye, and the nosebleeds splashing in the rain.
For a moment, everyone fell into a dead silence.
Only the sound of the torrential rain overhead, and the slapping sound that pierced through the torrential rain.
In the end, Lao Jia, who still didn't know the situation, was really a little frightened, after all, Chen Pifu's self-harming behavior was equivalent to a self-harm demonstration in Lao Jia's eyes. It's like what is often played in movies, for example, in a bar, the male protagonist is surrounded by a group of underworld elements, and he is about to be pressed to the ground by the other party and rubbed hard. At this time, I saw that the actor didn't say a word, picked up the wine bottle and pointed it at his head. One is not enough, okay, then break two more, and in the end, that group of underworld elements will always be shocked by the hero's masochistic brutality and domineering.
And at this moment, Lao Jia felt that Chen Pifu should mean this. After hesitating for a long time, he finally cried with a sad face and shouted: "Big brother, don't you fight, can't I be wrong?" Really, big brother, don't fight, I know what to do. ”
I saw Lao Jia once again put his hand into the crotch of his pants, and this time he didn't seem to hesitate, and very quickly took out a pouch made of red silk. Lao Jia looked pained and opened the pouch tremblingly.
For a moment, a dazzling golden light came out of the bag.
Lao Jia slowly pulled out a talisman that exuded a strong golden light, and said reluctantly: "Big brother, this is a vajra talisman, sticking it on the body can enhance huge power, if it is attached to the ghost thing, it can summon the Vajra force of the Buddha Gate to suppress the ghost thing, as long as it is not a ghost king-level existence, it will definitely be suppressed, and the time to test the other party's cultivation is determined." Big brother, it's not that my old Jia is stingy, this talisman has been treasured by my master for hundreds of years, and the most important thing is that even if you can suppress the yin for a while, you can't solve the problem. ”
Chen Pifu glanced at Lao Jia lightly, and just wanted to say thank you, he felt an itch in his nose, and hurriedly rejoiced, and sneezed fiercely.
"Hatch!"
An oversized piece of "boogie" squirted out of Chen Pifu's nostrils.
As if he had seen a miracle, Lao Jia's mouth grew in surprise.
"Bo Bo Bo, hum..." The little thing groaned and fluttered, flew up, and docked on Chen Pifu's shoulder, and his big eyes seemed to reveal an aggrieved and embarrassed emotion.
"Hah! You've finally come out. Chen Pifu wiped the blood and nosebleed from the corners of his mouth and laughed indifferently.
Uh, like a pig's head.
"Bo Bo!" the little thing greeted Chen Pifu gently.
"!" Lao Jia was even more shocked, and kept muttering: "Ouch, my grandfather, look, this boogers are actually all sperm." ”
Chen Pifu rubbed the head of the little thing and asked, "Can you eat that evil gas?"
"Bobo... No, no... Po Bo...!" the little thing nodded first, then shook his head again, then nodded again, and shook his head again, looking very cute.
Chen Pifu frowned and asked, "What do you mean?"
The little thing hurriedly stood on Chen Pifu's shoulder, and said a big push. Chen Pifu finally understood.
The little thing said that it can suck the evil qi, but because Chen Pifu's cultivation is too low, it may not be able to suck too much, and it will also have diarrhea. And the little thing said that there are certain conditions for it to absorb these negative emotions at present, either the other party loses consciousness, or the other party is willing to cooperate. Of course, the most important thing is that the little thing really has no appetite for yin and evil spirits.
Chen Pifu said so badly, and coaxed for a long time before the little thing agreed to suck the yin.
Next, I saw Chen Pifu snatch the vajra talisman in Lao Jia's hand, cautiously put it in his arms, and then lifted the big hammer.
"Chen Daoyou, ...... are you?" Seeing this, Lao Jia hurriedly asked.
"Rush over and save her. ”
"Are you crazy?" Lao Jia called: "Look at the cold air around you, the distance between us and her is close to 70-80 meters, I can tell you, the ground is not ordinary cold ice, it is formed by the evil qi, with your cultivation, let alone to save her, you may not be able to walk in front of her." ”
"I don't believe it!" the fat man walked over with a look of disbelief.
As a result, he walked a few steps in the frosty land, and then fled back quickly, with a fat face, and kept shivering: "Boss, it's really cold, it's so cold to the bones, and the cold is drilling into the second child one by one, boss, my eggs are stiff...... Woo woo, it's cold, it's cold. ”
"You think this is yin and evil energy, of course you like to drill into the heaviest place of the human body's yang energy. Lao Jia said on the side.
"Ah... Ah...h More and more expensive.
The temperature around him seemed to drop a few degrees more, and the frost on the grass slowly thickened.
"Can't wait. Chen Pifu made a quick decision.
"Okay, be careful, but I warn you that the puck looks thin, but it's actually tough. You'd better move quickly, the yin aura in the center is even stronger, and you'll be miserable if you stay for a long time. Kidney deficiency is certain, and hemiplegia is not impossible. And even if you rush over, what can you do?"
"Yes! Chen Pifu nodded heavily, stared at Tang Xiaorou in the distance, and muttered to himself: "It's not okay, you have to try to know." ”