466 There are fart clouds in the fart mountain

The people present wiped their tears when they saw Mr. Yi so emotional.

As for whether it was real tears or just a gesture to wipe away tears, it is unknown. Maybe someone is laughing out of tears.

"What kind of moth are you tossing? pretend, he will pretend!"

Wu Shan heard mournful music on TV, and accidentally glanced at it, but almost didn't throw up.

Then he took the initiative to pull Xiaobai and said, "Let's go, let's buy toys." ”

"What, what?"

Xiaobai didn't react for a while, what kind of logic is this?Has Wu Gaoleng changed back to Wu three years old?

Wu Shan explained: "I think it's been a long time since I've been to the welfare home to see the little ones. ”

Xiaobai was a little surprised: "Mr. President, why did you suddenly think of going to the welfare home? It's not a weekend." ”

Wu Shan: "Because I think those little fart children are the most real, their tears and smiles come from the heart, they are not pretended at all, and they are very simple and happy to get along with them." ”

These words spoke out of Xiaobai's heart: "Thank you for the compliment, but can you remove the word 'fart' in the future?"

Wu Shan smiled: "A little fart child is a relatively small child, who should learn badly when he is older, and if he is assimilated by this society's big dye vat, it is not so real." So, 'little brat' is actually a compliment. ”

Xiaobai raised his eyebrows: "But I don't think you learned badly, so you are 'Little Fart Mountain'?"

Wu Shan immediately retorted: "Then you are a 'little fart cloud'!"

Xiao Fei Shan and Xiao Fei Yun were playing and laughing. Since then, "Wushan has clouds" can be rewritten as "fart mountains have fart clouds".

The phone rings.

Xiao Feiyun received a text message, but he didn't expect it to be sent by Da Chun, the elder sister of the twin sisters who were far away in the mountains, and it was the pair of little sisters who used to teach them ballet through video for free every week.

Da Chun's text message said: "Teacher Xiaobai, I went to the province to participate in a youth dance competition, and my ballet performance won the third place, and I also won a certificate, look at you!"

Then, the photo of the award certificate was sent, and along with it, there was a happy smiling face of Da Chun holding the award. She hugged her sister, and Erchun also smiled brightly, and directly saw the two rows of teeth.

It seems that as long as you have a dream in your heart, flowers will bloom in what barren land you are.

Wu Shan asked, "Do we want to celebrate such a happy event?"

Xiaobai asked stupidly, "Okay, how do you want to celebrate?"

What she had in mind was fish-flavored shredded pork and kung pao chicken, 3 servings of each.

Wu Shan squinted his eyes and said seriously: "How about rolling the sheets 18 times?"

Xiaobai's heart was shocked, but it was a happy shock.

Wushan is saying this now, and the meaning is different from the past.

It had been a long time since he had told Xiaobai the truth about his situation, because he couldn't accept his body, and he always felt awkward, and he no longer enjoyed the pleasure of having her as before.

And Xiaobai was afraid of touching his sensitive nerves, so he didn't mention it.

It seems that Wu Shan didn't break his promise last time, and now he can really face himself, so he will try to cooperate with him?

So Xiaobai happily said yes, more pleasant than ever.

in the bedroom.

Wu Shan happily asked, "Why did you become so active today?"

Xiaobai blushed: "Because aerobic exercise is good for the body." ”

Wu Shan: "Oh, it's the first day I know it's good for my body?"

Xiaobai blushed: "I used to lie there like a corpse, isn't it good?"

Wu Shan tapped her head and hooked the corners of her mouth: "You, you, other girls describe themselves as little fairies, and I have never heard of a corpse to describe themselves." ”

Xiaobai: "That's a lot of images, isn't it?"

Wu Shan suddenly thanked the person who called Boundless Learning. Thanks to him, I can still do what most men can do.

The moment he raised his head, he suddenly noticed that at some point, there was a mirror frame on the bedroom wall, and inside was a portrait of a dog.

It was also at that moment that his gaze fixed on the painting, and his heart unconsciously surged.

It was a picture of "majesty" drawn in colored pencils, his former beloved dog, who was snubbed by his master, but never betrayed his master's loyal dog for a day until he died.

Xiao Bai followed his gaze: "Do you like it? When I saw your treasured majestic photo, I couldn't help but copy one. It's so handsome!"

The painting is so good that Wushan is almost unsure if it is a photo, or when he sees the signature in the lower right corner of the painting, he is sure that it is a painting.

"You soul painter, this time you draw okay. If only the majesty could be reborn, I wouldn't be as kind to it as I was then. ”

Xiaobai: "Now it's better to talk about these than to the little tanks." ”

The little tank is a pet raised by Wushan after the majesty. Later, in order to prevent it from standing alone in the Wu family's mansion, several similar varieties were brought to play with it, and now they have "dominated one side" in the mansion.

What has never changed is that as soon as the dogs see Wushan, no matter what they are doing, even if they gnaw half of the big bones, they will throw it away without hesitation, and then rush towards Wushan desperately to ask for a hug, sticking out their little tongues, so excited that they can't breathe, and their sincerity is overflowing.

Wu Shan then remembered, yes, I haven't seen the little tanks for a long time.

It would be irresponsible to bring them into the house, and the owner often does not show up, but after all, it is also a few happy little lives!

Wu Shan admired the majestic portrait again: "It takes a lot of time to paint so meticulously that you can see every hair clearly, right?"

Xiaobai: "It takes some time, but the process of painting is very decompressing. ”

Wu Shan: "Painting can relieve stress?"

"Yes, especially when painting something like this that has a fur and requires repeating similar actions over and over again. You thought it would be boring, but in fact, while painting, your mood calmed down," Xiaobai remembered that he had never seen Wushan paint, "Do you want to try it?"

Wu Shan immediately shook his head.

Xiaobai remembered that his aunt once said that Wushan didn't have any musical and artistic cells. She also remembered that Mr. Ma Yang said that what artificial intelligence lacks most is imagination.

Now that you know where your shortcomings are, let's rise to the challenge and try to overcome it!

Xiaobai was already on his way to get paper and pen: "Come on, it's fun to try something new." ”

She wanted to start with stick figures that could be formed with three or two strokes to arouse his interest, just like teaching him to draw, so she drew a circle on the paper and asked, "What is this?"

Wu Shan replied honestly: "A circle." ”

Xiaobai patiently inspired the imagination of artificial intelligence: "Think again, what else can it be?"

How sincere this kid is Wushan: "Ci."

cle.”

Xiaobai jumped up, clutching his chest.

Is that okay? This ...... Is it imaginative?

She continued to inspire: "I can draw a bicycle wheel, or a round of sun, or a leather ball or something, think about it?"

The human imagination is so strange that it can make things that are not related to each other, but artificial intelligence is very difficult to do. Even if Wushan retains his previous cognition, this ability is still lacking.

So, Mr. Xiaobai began his artistic enlightenment.

Put a fork on the paper, draw two horns and a mouth on it, and you become a giraffe.

Draw the upper body of a beautiful woman's slender back with two strokes, and then pick a carnation from the balcony to make a skirt, and a creative painting is completed.

These little tricks, which are easy for Xiaobai, are extremely interesting to Wushan that have never been involved.

He clumsily mimicked her creativity and enjoyed it.

But it's just imitation, so that he wants to come out with a new one, and it is difficult to climb to the sky.

While painting, Wu Shan suddenly remembered a question: "You just said that painting decompresses?"

Xiaobai: "That's right. ”

Wu Shan: "Then what pressure do you have?"

Xiaobai was speechless for a while.

In fact, accepting Wushan's true identity is also a kind of pressure for her.

There is also the Wu Clan's mansion with strict rules and regulations, surrounded by countless pairs of eyes; out of the Wu Clan's mansion, she is stared at by more pairs of eyes all the time, can she be stressed? She is so stressed that she begins to lose her hair.

But she didn't dare to tell Wushan, so she had to say: "You, you are my pressure, don't you know your own weight?"

As he spoke, his cheeks flushed suspiciously.

Only then did Wu Shan understand what she meant by "pressure", which was the same as the concept of "a pear flower pressing begonias......

It turned out that her "initiative" just now was to make herself happy, but in fact, she was still the original shy Nuan Nuan who talked about "color"!

But why is it that the more shy she is, the more he wants to bully her?

Xiaobai looked at the clock on the wall: "It's 9 o'clock, and you said that you are going to the welfare home, it's too late today, right?"

Wu Shan: "It's not too late. The shops haven't closed yet, so why don't we go buy toys now, and then quietly put them in the classrooms of the welfare home, and surprise the little kids tomorrow?"

This idea made Xiaobai very excited. It's obviously a good deed, but how can you be a little in a hurry to do bad things?

Wu Shan: "It's exciting, isn't it?"

Xiaobai: "But the door of the welfare home has been locked." ”

Wu Shan squinted: "This is also rare to fall into two big living people, won't you climb over the wall?"

Xiaobai: "Flip ...... I really haven't flipped it yet. ”

Wu Shan: "That's right, give me all your first time." ”

Xiaobai: "......"

Wu Shan: "Be content, Santa Claus is so fat that he has to drill the chimney." ”

After 2 hours.

After sweeping the toy store that was about to close, the two came to the door of the welfare home.

Xiaobai leaned his neck adoringly under the wall, and his neck was sore: "Hey, you should pull me." I didn't practice high jump or rock climbing. ”

The walls around the welfare home are very high, and there is no place for feet to step on, so Xiaobai is in a hurry underneath.

At this time, Wushan, who has a net worth of hundreds of millions, rode steadily on the wall, holding a pergola: "Don't worry, let me reconnoiter the 'enemy situation' first." ”

Xiaobai thought to himself, where is there any hostility, the one who picks up the wall in the middle of the night is the least like a good person.