Chapter 721: Can You Be Willful If You're Beautiful?
After listening to Chu Jiang say the meaning of angelic love, Wu Meiniang's eyes flashed again, this guy looked very aggressive, I didn't expect it to be so connotative.
The connotation of men is always a killer for women!
As for the waitress, she turned into a nymphomaniac, looking at the handsome Chu Jiang blankly, with frequent discharges in her eyes.
"You're sick, your whole family is sick!" The bewitching girl said angrily, what golden ratio, what angelic love, what tyrannical things, she couldn't hear a word, she only heard Chu Jiang say that she was sick.
"Boy, if you don't give an explanation, I'll call more than a dozen brothers to hack you to death in minutes!" The nouveau riche was also furious.
Wu Meiniang was also stunned, isn't it just fighting for a piece of clothing, although this woman is hateful, but Chu Jiang's mouth is too poisonous, and she even said that she was sick.
"Don't you believe me? Chu Jiang ignored the nouveau riche gaze and said to the bewitching woman, "Have you recently felt that it is difficult to fall asleep at night, you are not energetic in the morning, you are prone to dry mouth, and your appetite is excellent?"
"You...... How do you know?" The bewitching girl was stunned, because she did have the symptoms that Chu Jiang said.
"I'm a doctor, what about your problem, although it's not too serious, but because of long-term poor sleep and a huge amount of food, it may accelerate aging, and even obesity, so pay attention to it. "Chu Jiang is very authentic.
"Ahh......h Nonsense!" The bewitching girl was surprised, and suddenly she didn't believe it, she just didn't sleep well and ate a little better, but when it came to this kid's mouth, it turned out to be something to accelerate aging, and even obesity, this ...... It's not a lie!
This kid must have found himself competing with his girlfriend for evening dresses, so he deliberately said this about himself, well, it must be like this.
"Lie to you whether you have money to make, this is not a stagnation of the five internal organs caused by poor stomach qi, for a long time, there will be a big problem, if you don't believe it, you can press your qi sea acupoint, which is three points below the navel. Give it a try and find out. Chu Jiang said with a serious face.
"Really?" Although the bewitching woman didn't believe it a little, she was frightened by Chu Jiang's serious appearance, women can not be afraid of heaven and earth, but what they are most afraid of is aging and obesity. Especially the role of a junior like her, relying on her youth and figure.
Looking at Chu Jiang's serious appearance, even Wu Meiniang believed it, she couldn't imagine that this guy not only knew how to defy the sky, but also knew how to use medical skills.
Did he say to my grandfather at noon...... It's true?
Wu Meiniang thought of her grandfather's illness when she thought of medical skills, and Chu Jiang seemed to say that she could help his grandfather treat and prolong her life.
"Of course it's true, I have medical ethics. Chu Jiang said.
"Three points below the navel, this is it. The bewitching woman was suspicious and pressed the position of the Qi Sea Cave.
"Yes, that's it, you press it. Chu Jiang nodded.
But after a while, there seemed to be no reaction.
"A little harder, and you'll believe my words are true. Chu Jiang continued with an encouraging look.
Everyone looked at the bewitching girl with bated breath, the fire of gossip in their hearts was burning, and they were eager to know if what Chu Jiang said was true.
The bewitching girl gritted her teeth and pressed down heavily on her qi sea acupoint, no one time, no reaction, two no responses, three times......
"You trick me......" The bewitching girl seemed to finally feel that she was being tricked, and turned to the nouveau riche and said, "Honey, he tricked me and asked someone to cut him!"
"I really didn't fool you, you're really sick. "Chu Jiang is still serious.
Wu Meiniang, the waitress and a few guests standing around were also stunned, this guy blindly said that people were sick, and they could prove it by pressing it, but they pressed it, and there was no reaction at all.
"Fart......" the enchantress roared in a fit of rage.
But she was just halfway through the roar, and with her words, there was a "tom" behind her, and a high-pitched and long fart burst out.
The bewitching woman even felt a burst of dampness, and even some of the excrement was vented out together.
For a moment, her face turned purple.
This fart is loud and long, mixed with the turbidity of her internal organs, and it is neither early nor late, when she scolds and farts, she releases it, as if she is brewing a farce, and the match is quite tacit.
Everyone subconsciously covered their noses and retreated, keeping a distance from this bewitching woman, including this nouveau riche.
"Bastard......" she squeezed two words out of her teeth, and stopped talking, as she lifted her gut churning, and she couldn't help but let out a more high-pitched, long fart.
With such a loud fart in front of so many people, she almost wanted to cry, and even if she put one, she was ...... And put a second one?!
Chu Jiang, who had kept a certain distance from the bewitching girl, couldn't help but smile and said: "Beauty, think about it, if you wear such an angel love and fart, if the designer of angel love knows, won't he vomit blood and die." Angelic love represents nobility and purity, while your fart represents filth, turbidity ......"
"Fuck you...... Stinky fart!" the seductive woman blushed.
The conscience of heaven and earth, the bewitching woman does not say this sentence for the sake of matching farts, farting and stinky farts are just her habitual words for scolding, since she is used to it, of course, she can only scold such a sentence on any occasion.
"Bang bang bang!"
With the swearing words of the bewitching girl, she let out a few long farts in a row, as if an airplane was throwing*, or more like a terrorist organization's suicide human flesh*.
"Boom...... people let out a burst of laughter in the face of such an earth-shattering fart.
The bewitching girl even has the heart to die, and if this thing gets out, let her behave like a person, especially when she glimpses that the nouveau riche has developed a look of hatred for her.
"Isn't it a bit immoral to fart in public?"
"She's pretty good-looking, she should be qualified to fart!"
"How can beauty be associated with fart, can you be capricious if you are beautiful!"
Nima's, isn't it just a few farts, although it's a little loud, and it can even be said to be a bit earth-shattering, but how can you do this, talking and turning into a fart and a beautiful criticism meeting.
You guys...... And is there a conscience!
The enchanting woman glared at the crowd around her with resentful eyes, and thought indignantly.
"I'm not fooling you, the most fundamental reason for your illness is from less exercise. According to my estimate, you don't like any other exercise except for exercise in bed. ”
"There is another reason, that is, I have a bad mentality, I want to fight for everything, not my own. What kind of figure are you, what kind of figure is my woman, if you stand together, you will make a judgment, if you don't believe it, you can let everyone judge it. ”
Chu Jiang continued to say seriously.
"You ......" The bewitching woman was furious when she heard this, and when she was angry, there was another tom sound, and at the same time, a large part of her pants was yellow and wet.