Chapter 25: The Pleasure of Artificial Respiration

The students were stunned by Jiao Maosheng's shout and the muffled sound of a cannonball falling to the ground, and they all turned to face the direction of the wall, sweeping their wolf-like blue eyes towards the four-legged beast Jiao Maosheng.

The fastest and strongest reaction was Wen Jinhe, because Jiao Maosheng's magnetic baritone voice could not be silenced in her mind, and she ran like a Land Rover with full horsepower, speeding in the direction of the muffled sound of a cannonball falling to the ground. Immediately afterwards, Zhang Gaokai and other students ran over at high speed.

The moment he was thrown off the wall, Jiao Maosheng's first feeling was that he was only afraid that he would either be disabled or die on the wall this time, die a warped death, and sacrifice heroically, but when he was relieved, he found that he was actually intact and unharmed, and his heart was inevitably lost.

Maybe you can't figure it out after thinking about it, just because Jiao Maosheng has been making a small calculation in his heart: Mom's uncle, why don't you fall out of some injuries and shed some blood, so that Wen Jinhe can be anxious, feel sorry for yourself, and give three melons and two dates to eat. Unexpectedly, just when he was thinking wildly, he saw the beautiful and graceful shadow of Wen Jinhe's classmate running towards him, so he had an idea, and simply lay on the ground to spread the corpse and faint, so he closed his eyes tightly, held his breath, and lay flat on all fours, just like the fat pig who had just been slaughtered by the pig slaughtered and bled out, bleed, puffed up his belly, and stood on the yellow bucket to shave.

Wen Jinhe's feeling is 100% correct, this falling cannonball is none other than the flower Shao who he can't avoid, but is obsessed with his heart, the bastard boy named Jiao Maosheng. What she didn't expect was that her heart was soft for a while, and her heart was moved for a moment, and she told him coldly about her school, and even now she lured the wolf into the room, cocooned herself, and lured this brazen guy here, but there is only the pesticide dichlorvos in this world, and there is no regret medicine, she saw that she was lying flat on the ground, and her breath was faintly Jiao Maosheng, so anxious that tears came out, she shook Jiao Maosheng's arm a few times, and shouted sourly, Hua Shao, what's wrong with you? Jiao Maosheng, did you fall and hurt yourself? But this guy was as unconscious as a dead corpse, and regarded her as nothing.

Jiao Maosheng secretly rejoiced in his heart, it seemed that this time he was right to deceive, at least he enjoyed the baptism of Wen Jinhe's most precious tears, and heard Wen Jinhe's lark-like gentle cry. However, just as he was complacent and smug, a jumble of footsteps came quickly, and the other students dared to arrive, ready to enjoy the wonderful performance of his resurrection.

Wen Jinhe looked at the instructor with tears in her eyes, at a loss, she didn't know what to do, she asked eagerly: "Instructor, what's wrong with him? He won't die, right?"

Jiao Maosheng shouted in his heart, classmate Wen Jinhe, we know each other for a while, don't look at the monk's face and look at the Buddha's face, don't you curse me, I'm fine now, I still want to go into the cave room with you?

Zhang Gaokai looked solemn, stood next to him and looked at it, and said with a big grin, "If you can't die, it is estimated that you have fainted, I will know after checking." ”

Jiao Maosheng quickly held his breath, held his breath, and closed his eyes. He felt Zhang Gaokai walking towards him with a ghostly heart, and then, kneeling beside him, a cold light shot out of his eyes, my mother, this guy won't be my rival, right?

Jiao Maosheng's hunch is right, Zhang Gaokai this guy is not gentle at all, he stretched out his big rough calloused hands, with the two fingers that had just dug out the boogers, twisted my eyelids alive, stared at me with cow eyes; this is not counted, even more filthy is still behind, this guy actually blew into my eyes, friend, don't think this is what kind of fairy spirit, I don't want it for the rest of my life; one after another, a strong smell of smoke pierced me almost sneezed, I almost came back to life, bounced up to scare a lot of people; fortunately, I have read Jin Yong's martial arts novels, and know that there is a kind of kung fu called turtle breath gongSo, he drew the peach charm in the same way, and held back his breath, and finally didn't come back to life immediately.

It's a pity that the air above is suffocated, but there is a big fart that smells of it quietly, and a smell of stink comes out, almost tearing out the pants, so stinky that Zhang Gaokai's old boy immediately pinched his nose, snorted and said, this guy can't breathe out of breath, but he is afraid that he will choke enough, and he must be given artificial respiration immediately, otherwise, this more than 100 catties of will be lost here.

As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed to death, everyone looked at each other, although I had heard the teacher talk about the basic essentials of artificial respiration in the theory class before, but it was just a piece of paper, and it was addictive, and now it is understandable to let a man inhale and blow on another man's stinky mouth with his big mouth, or let a girl's cherry mouth inhale and blow on a strange boy's stinky mouth, a little twisted and embarrassed.

Birds die for food, people die without wealth, and men are busy for sex. When he heard that he was going to do artificial respiration, Jiao Maosheng was overjoyed at first, and he began to pray silently, sincerely hoping that it was Wen Jinhe who would come to give him artificial respiration, if this is the case, not to mention that this time he fell on all fours and became a four-legged beast, even if he was allowed to die ten thousand eight hundred times, it would be worth a lot.

I hope to be as disappointed as I am, it seems that Jiao Maosheng's stomach of books is stuffed into the **, and he doesn't understand this truth.

In the end, to Jiao Maosheng's disappointment, his whole surroundings were as silent as deathly, so silent that no one took the initiative to ask for artificial respiration. In front of everyone, mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration is really a courageous thing, Instructor Zhang has no reason to blame his students, he said helplessly, you don't say anything, then I have to sacrifice myself.

Jiao Maosheng felt a little annoyed in his heart, my own mother, if I really let this stinky man's mouth blow at him, even if I use August Fourth disinfectant, I can't get rid of the smell, rather than being ravaged and practiced by this old boy like this, it is better for me to solve myself by myself, no longer deceive and dizzy, and immediately rejuvenate myself. However, the turning point of things in the world is in an instant, and miracles are often in that moment, the hero and the bear are at that thought, a crisp and tactful voice with a little sadness came, Instructor Zhang, he is my friend after all, or I come.

My good girl, Wen Jinhe finally admitted that I was his friend, and the progress was rapid, it was really a woman's farewell for three days, and I was impressed, as for whether it was a boyfriend, I didn't care about it for the time being, let's enjoy this late happiness first. He immediately closed his eyes, which were about to open, and quickly held his breath, closed his mouth, and looked forward with joy to the most blissful and ecstatic romantic moment.

Although saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating massacre, as a heroic and fearless instructor of the Police Academy, he exerts the revolutionary humanitarian spirit, saves the dead and helps the wounded, charges ahead, and enjoys the last, even if it is to give artificial respiration to such a strange stinky man. However, since someone took the initiative to ask for help, was willing to dedicate, and reciprocated the peach, why did he bother to catch the ducks on the shelves, reluctantly, he pinched his Andy Lau-style nose, and said, Wen Jinhe, can you do it?

Everyone's eyes are also on this female classmate who is as cold as the Arctic Ocean on weekdays, to put it mildly, to be tactful, among all the boys present, at least most of them have been courteous to Wen Jinhe, Valentine's Day secretly stuffed a note into the table, let go of chocolate, and expressed a sense of admiration, after all, even if one day you can't stay and fly together, mandarin ducks play in the water, fly with wings, if you can enjoy a graceful red lip, even if it is a dragonfly in the water, it is not in vain to have a crush.

Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. Wen Jinhe's friend Zheng Qiurong looked at the four-legged beast Jiao Maosheng who was lying on the ground and fainted, looked at Wen Jinhe, who was reserved and full of tears, and said worriedly, Jinhe, let's come, I have practiced it once after all, and I have more experience than you.

Jiao Maosheng's expectation of the passion has not arrived for a long time, but suddenly changed, and there are branches, there is such a stupid girl who wants to interject in the battle, rushing to do artificial respiration for herself, he really doesn't want to come to anything, he suddenly became restless, and sighed, everything is really a waste.

When things always come and go, Wen Jinhe looked at his good friend Zheng Qiurong gratefully, shook it, and said with a firm face, I can do it, Qiurong, thank you, don't worry.

Wen Jinhe is not an open-minded girl, but in the face of this boy who once blocked a knife for himself and seems to never grow up, although he is really annoyed, angry and worried about his rash appearance again, and in this strange way.

Meditation is peace of mind, she restrained her emotions, quickly squatted down, supported the ground with both hands, prostrate on Jiao Maosheng's body, and slowly approached her red lips, and then closer.